#elfie talks
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insane shoutout to Pearl for this one. want pickles? good luck babe!
#when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night. with a sword in your hand it's nothing more than a knife#him is scott. i miss double life#anyway shinyduo lovers HOW WE FEELING#pearlescentmoon#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft s10#chappell roan#elfy talks#from her episode 25 at 21:17 :)
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Wahhh why is designing a good winter palace outfit so harddd
#it has to look good but also not too unserious. elfy because look at who andraste chose but not too elfy cause ew go back to your aravel#military-like but not too intimidating. chantry-like but not too blasphemous.....#and it has to make sense together!!!#is this what the tailors at skyhold had to go through#bees talk
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Lunarbells
#raha#dnd#blythe#they had an Elfy talk and he took her to an old shrine to the Fanes and she lit up the flowers there....#it was a very wholesome moment....dare i say he has a HEART in there#we called the flowers lunarbells since theyre fae flowers!#my art#ALSO I AM WORKING ON THE ANSWERS TO THE MEME I JSUT CANT TYPE AND WATCH#and my friend is holding agun to my head to watch a tv show with her
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really really really considering moving to scotland for good. all my life ive been like nooo im too attached to maryland and my family and my house but this country is falling apart and it’s been like 100 degrees every day for a month and the highs in the city in scotland id move to are in the 60s. ill miss shelby terribly but i cant fucking take it here
#this is at least like 5 years down the line bc i dont want to stress out elfie#so id go after she passes lol#a beast that can talk
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🎬 - Peaky Blinders
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Shane and Elfie are really the most domestic bitches out there, absolute couple of all time. I'm sorry I literally never talk about them, but just know they exist
#kasper yaps#partly bc i haven't been fixated on shane in some time. but one day elfie will make her return#shes here sporadically she just doesnt rly have lore so i dont talk much about her#shes baking a pie living her life on the farm with her husband. unbothered and thriving
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how dare nintendo make totk link so 🥺 freaking 🥺 cute 🥺 <333
#im sorry he's just such a feral boy in this one.....#the long hair <33 the extra elfy ears <33 i love him#link#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#ellie talks
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i liked the part in Inquisition’s Jaws of Hakkon DLC where you find the memory of Ameridan talking about his companions, how they “argue, fuss, and mock each other mercilessly... and [he] would be lost without them.”
and then Solas comments with, “The more things change...”
(...the more they stay the same.)
It makes me believe that the Evanuris weren’t JUST powerful mages, generals, would-be gods, or major fucking assholes (though they ended up being all those things at some point). I’m absolutely certain that there was an immense sense of love and trust that they all shared for one another. They might’ve even been well-intentioned once upon a time, from what I’d gather from his other dialogue, before the pursuit of power corrupted it all to shit.
And Solas doesn’t JUST miss Arlathan. he doesn’t just miss the magic, culture, and life he’d led in the days of the Ancient Elvhen.
he misses his fucking friends. and i bet he started missing them way before he had to put them in Dimensional House Arrest
#solas meta#the evanuris#ancient elfy angst fest#i'm LATE to the party but the way he casually drops this line punched me in the stomach#SOLAS SAYING HES LOST WITHOUT HIS BICKERING ASSHOLE FRIENDS#HI IM IN PAIN#.txt#solas: 'you fuckin changed bro...'#andruil covered in blight armor: 'i don't know WHAT you're talking about'#could this be about The Inquisitor's Companions? ABSOLUTELY#in fact i think that's the actual intended meaning#but come along with me and ask yrself: What If It Fucking Wasn't
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I’ve never had to block so many bots that I did just now
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not much of an urianger fan but i think he deserves better than thancred. i need urianger to start seeing estinien as his bestie instead actually
#realized recently that they just dont really have any moments at all?? the 2 weirdo elfys don't even talk to each other...#at least from what i remember. very strange
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when i had my last shop update with the magolor charms i was also supposed to get some new freebie stickers made, but i was kinda burnt out + i still have a lot of the freebie stickers i usually give out, so i didnt
anyways i kinda feel awkward giving people like. the exact same freebie stickers if they happen to reorder so if that happened to anyone reading this SORRY LMAO im getting my ass into gear now. i was gonna wait until my next store drop (including some really cool goods im really excited for btw i cant wait to show them off) to have new freebie stickers but thats gonna be like 2 months out still so here we go its new stickers design time now
#if anyone has suggestions feel free to put them in the replies btw#otherwise theyre gonna be like. just kirb+bandee+elfy again#i had this idea to have them be roughly matching with the stickers i already have#so they can be like a set#but maybe thats boring yknow. maybe i should have more characters#anyways really hope this post doesnt come across as humble bragging or something#i just really love talking about shop running and stuff#*gardening noises*#dgp merch adventures
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is this anything
#i made this in like half an hour but it made ne laugh. so#secret life spoilers#secret life#trafficblr#life series#life series smp#life series spoilers#pearlescentmoon#secret life smp#goodtimeswithscar#gtws#mcyt#secret life memes#secret life fanart#elfy talks#maybe mspaint was the true villain of secret life all along
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When you recognize that someone in the room is like you but not knowing whether it's like a gender thing or an orientation thing or a disability thing or a mental illness thing or
#i know i could probs solve the mystery by just talking to her but I'm terrible at chatting#i cant just walk up to one of my bandmates and chat i mean what do i look like? an allistic person?#elfy chatters
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It always gets me that the name "Gandalf" literally just means "Wand-Elf" or "Stick-Elf". I'm imagining old Gondorians just being like:
Librarian: I saw that weird guy at the library again today.
Guard 1: What weird guy?
Librarian: The old guy with the beard? Kinda elfy-looking, apart from the beard?
Guard 1: Oh, with the big-ass stick?
Librarian: Yeah, looked like he was carrying an entire tree branch.
Guard 2: Yeah, that's the Stick Elf.
Guard 1: Hell yeah, I fuckin' love the Stick Elf.
Librarian: The "Stick Elf"?
Guard 2: He comes by every few years, usually after some weird book or other.
Librarian: Oh. Yeah, he wanted a treatise on goblin breeding habits.
Guard 2: Like, how they have sex? We have books on that?
Librarian: Yeah, turns out we do. I was as surprised as you are.
Guard 1: What'd the Stick Elf need a fuckin' goblin-fuckin' book for?
Librarian: I didn't ask. So you just call him "Stick Elf"?
Guard 2: I mean, he looks kinda elfy and he always has that stick, so, like, yeah.
Guard 1: Dude also has some fuckin' dope pipeweed.
Guard 2: Oh yeah, his pipeweed is awesome.
Librarian: How long has he been coming here?
Guard 2: Oh, for decades. He's, like, super old.
Guard 1: More like fuckin' centuries. Dude's old as balls.
Guard 2: Wait, really?
Guard 1: Yeah, my gran-gran used to talk about him. She loved his pipeweed too.
Librarian: So he's… an immortal pipeweed dealer?
Guard 2: I think he's just, like, a connoisseur. He doesn't sell it or anything. He just always has some really top-notch pipeweed on him.
Archivist: Oh, are we talking about Stick Elf?
Guard 1: Hell yeah we are!
Librarian: You know about the Stick Elf, too?
Archivist: Oh, totally. Stick-Elf's a super chill dude. Gave me some awesome pipeweed when I was maybe 12, and tee-bee-aitch I think I'm still a little buzzed from it.
Guard 1: What'd I tell ya, fuckin' dope pipeweed!
Archivist: Also he's really old.
Guard 1: Old as balls.
Librarian: Yeah, so Éodan and Jenniforomir were telling me.
Archivist: My grandpa used to tell me stories - he said one time he saw Stick Elf enter a smoke-ring contest.
Guard 1: Ooh, I'll bet he kicked fuckin' ass.
Archivist: Apparently the guy made an entire warship out of smoke and it flew around shooting down the other rings.
Librarian: And how much of this "fuckin' dope" pipeweed had your grandfather had by this point?
Guard 1: No no, that's totally plausible. Dude's got weird elf powers and shit for sure.
Archivist: He brought fireworks for the king's birthday one year, too.
Guard 1: Oh fuck, I forgot about those! Fuckin' incredible fireworks! Dragons and knights and glowy trees and shit! I was fuckin' 6 years old or something, they totally blew my mind. Hey Éodan, did you see that shit?
Guard 2: No, I think that's before I lived in Gondor.
Guard 1: Wait, you're not from here?
Guard 2: Oh, no, I grew up in Rohan. We moved here when I was, like, thirteen because my uncle Éojeff said he could get my dad a sweet job. And also that there were houses that didn't smell like horseshit.
Guard 1: Oh shit, are you related to Éojeff and Éosteve who run that æbleskiver stand on Norndîl St?
Guard 2: Yeah, they're my uncles!
Guard 1: Shit, they cook a fuckin' great æbleskiver!
Librarian: Ok, hold up a sec, "Stick Elf" can't possibly be his real name.
Guard 1: Why not?
Librarian: What? You think his parents named him in the hopes that he would carry around a fucking tree when he got older?
Guard 2: Maybe they gave him the tree when he was born!
Archivist: I don't think a baby could carry that stick.
Guard 1: You ever seen a baby hanging onto something? They're hella strong.
Archivist: It's not a strength thing, their hands are tiny. That staff is enormous!
Guard 1: My halberd's bigger 'n I am, I can hold it just fine.
Archivist: You're not a baby.
Librarian: Also why would elf parents name their kid "stick ELF"?! Presumably they know that their kid's going to be an elf!
Archivist: Is he actually an elf? I didn't think they grew beards.
Guard 1: How'd he get old as balls if he's not an elf?
Guard 2: His ears aren't that pointy. Maybe he's just a really old guy? Like, a Numémoriam or something?
Guard 1: Did you just say "Numémoriam"?
Guard 2: Nûnenorman? Munimõrbitan? Y'know, those guys like the king that can get super old.
Guard 1: You mean the fuckin' Númenóreans?
Guard 2: Yeah, the Númenóreums.
Archivist: Even the Númenóreans don't live THAT long.
Guard 1: Plus he carries that fuckin' stick around.
Guard 2: Wait, what does the stick have to do with it?
Guard 1: That's an elf thing. Y'know, trees and shit? Very elfy.
Librarian: Ok, look, but his parents naming him "Stick Elf" would be weird whether or not he's an elf. In fact, it's even weirder if he's not - what human names their kid "elf"?
Archivist: Huh. Yeah, you're right, he probably does have another name.
Guard 2: Yeah, I guess so.
Librarian: He's been coming here for decades and nobody's ever asked his real name?
Archivist: I dunno what to tell you, he's Stick Elf. Even his library card just says 'Stick Elf'.
Guard 1: Fuck yeah, the Stick Elf!
Guard 2: Maybe we could, like, ask him his name sometime?
Guard 1: Hey, look, Elrond's over there. He's old as balls too, maybe he knows?
Guard 2: Oh, we shouldn't interru-
Guard 1: HEY ELROND, YOU'RE OLD AS BALLS, RIGHT? WHAT'S THAT OLD ELF WITH THE STICK'S NAME?
Elrond (coming over): Do you mean an old man cloaked all in grey and blue, leaning on a rough-cut staff, who came to the great library this day?
Guard 1: Yeah, the Stick-Elf!
Guard 2: (Sorry to bother you, sir...)
Librarian: He's got to have a real name besides 'the Stick Elf', right?
Elrond: Indeed, for no elf is he. You speak of the wizard Olórin, wisest of the Maiar, older even than Eä itself. Many are his names in many countries: Tharkûn among the Dwarves; Incánus to the south; Mithrandir he is called among my people, the Grey Pilgrim.
Librarian: Oh.
Elrond: And here in the North he is called Stick-Elf.
Librarian: Oh.
Guard 1: Fuck yeah!
#fun fact: the Khuzdul name Tharkûn means 'staff-man'#so the Dwarves also call him 'the stick guy'#on the naming of things#sufficiently verbose prose#that's what I'm Tolkien about
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who up attacking they panic
#i am once again reminded of my mortality and handling it very poorly#managed to contain my screams into my pillow tho so that’s good#my dad never hears me screaming anyway but im sure it startles elfie :(#im better now it passes pretty quickly but boy. those few moments of terror#mento illness#a beast that can talk#babble burble banter#pas de musique
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#secret life#trafficblr#life series#life series smp#secret life smp#goodtimeswithscar#secret life memes#secret life spoilers#life series spoilers#grian (implied)#elfy talks#the worst thing. i have ever made#im so sorry world#hermitcraft s9#hermitcraft#jellie the cat#jellie
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