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I played DA:I for the first time a few months back and fell in love with these two so hard that I need them to kiss soooooo badly

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–"You don't pay attention to templars, Qunari or politics, but you notice kittens?"

–"Templars, Qunari, and politics don't meow and attack your feet when you're buying food."

wanted to illustrate one of my favorite banters in da2!! merrill, my beloved<33

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the language nerd in me is fucking screaming and crying about the fact that Cassandra Pentaghast has what i believe may be the most accurate impression of the extinct gothic germanic accent we have, and the fact that they didn't even try to give anyone else from Nevarra the same accent is fucking criminal

yes i know it is an entirely made up accent that miranda developed herself, she unintentionally hit the nail on the fucking head with the accent of a dead language that would even be lore accurate with the placement of Nevarra relative to orlais and the other neighboring countries

also im sorry using Gothic as the language inspiration for nevarran??? is that not like too fucking perfect??

like yeh i get it accent training people for a fake accent is ridiculously hard

i do not care

give me gothic nevarrans in the truest sense of the word

i might post the notes find the notes here i have on the actual linguistic comparisons if anyone cares because i studied her pronunciation to compare to historical texts when i made the connection

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someone from this post said those are his pjs and honestly. so true

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Ghost from the past

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|| “The Maker has blessed Kirkwall, Varric. He gave them you.” (x) Inspired by "A Marriage of Inconvenience" by @thisauthorisscreaming. Thank you for the obsession inspiration ♥︎

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forgot i can post art on tumblr

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and when they both died, they met at the Hanged Man, and she was teaching the Fade spirits to cheat in the Wicked Grace heavily inspired by @tethrawke's Hope and Dream which i LOVED!!! the fic ever. always thinking about it. nobody does it like her.

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Wish the rats would get Valen already >~<

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uh Morrigan

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Any disgruntled BioWare employees wanna leak the black codex to a mf ?????

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before this playthrough i had no idea about this side quest where some space monkeys stole an important data module from a crashed drone and you have to drive the fricking Mako for miles away and check on EVERY MONKEY THERE IS while the planet is actively trying to KILL YOU and when you think you've finally done with this shit you get attacked by the geths because of course it's not that easy

oh and the comments you get from the companions if you accidentally drive over one of the monkeys are crazy. Liara will say something like 'yeah this is why you humans have such a violent reputation' I HATE IT HERE

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forget elgar'nan and ghilan'nain. forget the blight. forget elven gods. when THE cassandra allegra portia calogera filomena pentaghast finds out that solas killed varric first instead of her, what happened at adamant will seem like child's play. veilguard, a fever dream. that yappy lil dwarf may have been the absolute bane of her existence but he was HER bane. god rest his soul

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I've made mems

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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Saving the Warden