#eggsacs

[wunderflammer]

Lately I've been obsessed with those pictures of animals that say "let's [blank] with mama," so-

[wolf-tail]

Favorite type of fictional man is "guy who looks like at any moment he could skitter away and have a litter of squeaking whelps in a nest he made in the basement", second only to "guy who looks like at any moment he could skitter away and lay a million eggs in a silken sac he wove in the attic"

[leighsartworks216]

I love having house spiders bc they bring me such little joy but I needed to vacuum my bathroom today where most of them live and one of them is right by the floor attached to my trashcan. So before I vacuumed I just sorta nudged it away from its web and I was so worried that I accidentally sucked him up ☹️ until I was washing my dishes and saw him heading back to the web :DDD i love these little babies so much

[shailion]

A mother making her 3rd eggsac

[aria0fgold]

Just remembered my brain getting stuck in gamer mode yesterday where I was watching one of Sean's videos (Scariest Videos on the Internet #3, I think?) and he said something like, "how are you supposed to leave the catacombs" and without missing a beat, I said: Just dig upwards, like in minecraft. And it took me a solid 2 seconds to realize that... you can't dig upwards... you can't stack dirt and stone on your feet in real life.

[insignificantstrawberry]

wrow

[hypermascbishounen]

Praise to my beautiful barn funnel weaver, Seras. She was sent by God to assassinate my enemies.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

we need a film where the opening scene features a protagonist coughing up what is very clearly an eggsac. i don't have a plot synopsis we should just start and go from there

[redwolf]

[platycryptus]

Time-lapse of Paraphrynus cubensis amblypygids hatching from the eggsac attached to their mother’s underside and climbing on her back.

[dragongirlsweetie]

a trans girl is basically just a glorified eggsac. they're basically only there to incubate eggs. just find one outside and take it home and use it for your eggs. it is recommended to restrain it a bit so it doesn't escape though. might be worth changing its body to prevent it from getting out or wasting important energy on other things

[annoyangle]

YOU SHOULD RUB EVERY PAGE DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR VULNERABLE SKINS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE RARE JUNGLE SPIDER VENOMS THAT WERE INFUSED INTO THE INK - THAT"S THE WAY TO GET THE REAL """"SECRET MESSAGE"""" IN EVERY COPY! RG RH MLG, RM UZXG, 'WIRMP NLIV LEZOGRMV'. DSZG ZN R, Z YLC LU XVIVZO UILN GSV 1950'h?

god i dont even know whst im gonna do once i get the book. eat it???? like what

[ayjaydraws]

Honestly Sonic 3 is insane for giving us

- Stobotnik divorce scene

- piss on the moon, announcement AND I miss my wife(’s steamed Austrian goat milk latte)

- direct and indirect recalls to every major Stobotnik quote from Sonic 1 and a few from 2, including „eggsac“, „left yourself open“, „I love the way you make them“, „sycophant“ and „thank you for nothing“

- Robotnik spanking??????? Wtf?

- several quotes straight up stolen from fanfictions, e. g. „I don’t want to lose you again“

- stone shirtless in the shittiest way possible

- the rose, set to the most unfitting song they could have picked

- a dance sequence that would have genuinely been better if it was with stone

[wunderflammer]

Look what came out of my eggsac. >;)))

The Babies have been Deployed.

[shailion]

Researching your local guys n gals also helps a lot!

Learning how that one is only interested in eating dead leaves or how that wasp doesn't want to sting you because she needs that venom to bring food home for the babies and other fun facts makes it easier to see that they're just lil guys living their lil lives.

i’ve always been scared of butterflies and moths (even the pretty butterflies that nobody hates make me extremely uncomfortable) but your love of moths is helping me get over this, so thank you!

i'm glad :) <3 i'm a huge fan of bugs, even though there are a few that make me uncomfortable as well.

interestingly enough, you can kind of trick the human brain by anthropomorphising them just a little. it's a trick i see recommended to people who want to get over their arachnophobia a lot. the spider in the corner? he's a guy now and his name is paul. it's so dumb, but somehow it works, and turns them from scary creepy-crawly to "that lazy ass paul who has never caught a single bug since he's been here". or in this case, my dumb little roommate who likes bonking her head against light sources :)

[narcissistcookbook]

My vast fetid eggsacs were impossibly crystalline

pornbots are getting weirder