#egg the strange

[trickster-tabby]

characters in my skyrim au that have pronouns

most of these are ftm because Projection but I wanted to officially write down who's trans here

Gizmo the Small: Nonbinary, they/them

Zynile Silent-Moons: MtF, he/she

Egg the Strange: genderfuck, they/she (it/its if you are cis)

Tsaravi: Nonbinary, she/her

Valrynil the Traitor: Cis male, vyn/vyr

Lorelei the Lustful: MtF, she/it

Lucien Flavius: FtM, he/him

Caryalind Thallery: FtM, he/they

Taliesin: Genderfluid, he/they

Ulfric Stormcloak: FtM, he/him

Ancano: transmasc agender, he/they

Astrid: MtF, she/her

Arnbjorn: FtM, he/him

Cicero: transmasc, he/they/she

Aela the Huntress: MtF, she/her

Farkas: FtM, he/it

Vilkas: FtM, he/they

Sheogorath: idk man he's got Vibes. any/all

[anyataylorjoys]

STRANGE DARLING (2023) dir. JT Mollner

[marclef]

Day 25. almost free. almost done.

it is Fake Peppino Friday... but for some reason, the sound of clucking is in the distance? that's strange..... perhaps one of these little Fakelings has something to do with it.

around a nearby town, strange rumors started popping up, about an old abandoned building that had stood vacant for a good few years. but odd sounds had been heard from within, the sounds of hard work, heavy objects being moved, and inhuman, almost cluck-like cries. nobody knew what it could have been, and none were brave enough to investigate. until... one day, out of nowhere, the building appeared somehow cleaner, and a large sign had been hung out at the front, with the bright, colorful words:

CHIK'N PLACE!!!

who was the culprit? well, one step inside this newly refurbished restaurant and you will be greeted by its very enthusiastic owner...

the often-excited, very sociable Poultrino! she started off as all of the other Fakelings, a strange, gooey blob-like creature with hunger and curiosity. but soon after going out into the world on their own, she stumbled across a runaway definitely wild chicken, which she chased after with great interest and then gobbled up with glee. but, the feathery snack awakened a strange feeling in her, such a delicious taste, she wanted to share it with all the world! and thus gave rise to the fifth and final Fakeling...

and now, all customers are happily welcomed at her humble Chik'n Place! there is chicken of all kinds there; chicken wings, fried chicken, chicken nuggets, living chickens, anything you could possibly want, as long as it is chicken! (and all VERY legally obtained, she wouldn't THINK of pilfering chicken from other establishments for her own....) and not to worry, she is very polite and welcoming to anyone who wishes to visit! as long as you are not also a chicken, or a tasty bug or rat.

their appearance and body are quite unique amongst the Fakes as well! and though she is still made out of simple Goop like the others, her "skin" is fairly soft and smooth, almost feeling like soft fuzz despite having no real feathers! her legs, tail, and "fleshy" parts are the same gooeyness as standard Fake Peppino though. despite her strange appearance, most customers assume she's simply in costume, and very few are any the wiser as to their true nature.

though, one more very important fact to mention... you didn't think they worked alone, did you? of course not, all that Chicken isn't going to serve itself! which is why the first person to enter her restaurant was taken happily hired as the first employee!! say hello to Sue, Poultrino's favorite and only employee!! (credit goes to my wonderful friend @plebbicinnabun-arts for coming up with her! 😊✨)

she helps prepare and serve many of the chicken dishes! (and makes sure that the stuff that's served is actually edible when possible...) and not to worry, her boss treats her with great care! she is paid well in a salary of both "human currency" and delicious chicken-based foods! it might just be very strange trying to explain her job to friends and family.

but together, these two help run the Chik'n Place, and Poultrino finds decent success at running a business! her Papa is very proud of her.

[plant-taxonomy-showdown]

(This is just for fun and is not part of the showdown.)

[chamoemileclown]

pepito is so pepito

[columboscreens]

I dont know how to explain this but columbo seems like he eats a lot of those root beer hard candies

i know exactly how to explain it. columbo loves his sodie pop

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Fried Egg

[batfossil-fr]

had a dream last night this blog got hacked and whoever it was kept making posts apologizing for all sorts of drama on salt blogs, implying I did All the drama. people got SO mad at me that I had to move to alabama and hide in a rural country farm. when I finally checked back on this blog a while later, it had turned into an account that drew dragons as fish to atone for my crimes (while still claiming they were me)

[trickster-tabby]

Info on my skyrim au characters

(this is all 13 years after the defeat of Alduin)

Team Dragonborn

Gizmo the Small: The Last Dragonborn. They/them, Argonian, 24, 4'11, bisexual, nonbinary. Found sibling of Cicero.

Taliesin: He/they, Altmer, 163, 6'4, pansexual, genderfluid. Boyfriend of Caryalind Thallery, friends with benefits with Kaidan Khim-Flavius, Lucien Flavius, and Puzzle the Tricky.

Lucien Flavius: He/him, Imperial, 34, 5'5, gay, trans male. Husband of Kaidan Khim-Flavius, friends with benefits with Taliesin and Puzzle the Tricky, father(birthgiver) to Mei Khim-Flavius.

Inigo the Brave: He/it, Khajiit, 37, 5'10, bisexual, cis male. Boyfriend of Jack Goldsnatcher, father of Egg the Strange, found brother of Kaidan Khim-Flavius.

Kaidan Khim-Flavius: Any pronouns, Akaviri, 36, 6'6, bisexual, genderfluid. Husband of Lucien Flavius, boyfriend of Caryalind Thallery, friends with benefits with Taliesin and Puzzle the Tricky, father of Mei Khim-Flavius, adopted father of Finley Khim, found brother of Inigo the Brave.

Caryalind Thallery: Aldmeri Prince. He/him, Altmer, 35, 6'3, biromantic asexual, trans male. Boyfriend of Kaidan Khim-Flavius and Taliesin.

Puzzle the Tricky: He/it, Altmer (Demiprince), 218, 5'1, aromantic fagdyke, trans male. Friends with benefits with Lucien Flavius, Kaidan Khim-Flavius, and Taliesin. Son of Sheogorath.

the rest of my ocs (not technically part of team dragonborn)

Jack Goldsnatcher: Thieves Guildmaster. She/her, Khajiit, 36, 5'7, pansexual, cis female. Girlfriend of Inigo the Brave, adopted mother of Egg the Strange.

Zynile Silent-Moons: Dark Brotherhood Listener. He/she, Dunmer, 38, 5'4, aromantic lesbian, trans female. Friends with benefits with Valrynil the Traitor.

Rosalyn the Fair: She/they, Redguard(vampire), 57(physically 16), 5'2, questioning, cis female.

Belladonna: He/him, Falmer, 3,769(physically and mentally 19), 6'0, biromantic asexual, cis male. Boyfriend of Millie the Passed.

Parker the Bright: Arch-mage of Winterhold. He/him, Orc, 33, 6'2, aromantic heterosexual, cis male. Boyfriend of Connor the Misplaced.

Valrynil the Traitor: Harbinger of the Companions. Vyn/vyr, Altmer (werewolf), 79, 5'9, gay, agender. Friends with benefits with Zynile Silent-Moons.

Connor the Misplaced: He/him, American, 21, heterosexual, cis male. Boyfriend of Parker the Bright.

Egg the Strange: ask for pronouns, 'Lilmothiit' (not a true lilmothiit), 18, pansexual, genderfuck. Child of Inigo the Brave, partner of Betty Drenalia.

Betty Drenalia: She/her, Argonian (vampire), 17, bisexual, trans female. Girlfriend of Egg the Strange.

Millie the Passed: She/they, Bosmer (draugr/zombie), 22, pansexual, nonbinary. Girlfriend of Belladonna.

Tsaravi: She/her, Alfiq Khajiit, 48, demisexual lesbian, nonbinary.

Alvin Dovahkiir: Reincarnation of Alduin. He/him, Imperial(?), 11. Adopted son of Gizmo the Small.

Finley Khim: He/him, Altmer, 7. Adopted son of Kaidan Khim-Flavius.

Mei Khim-Flavius: She/her, Imperial/Akaviri, 4. Daughter of Kaidan Khim-Flavius and Lucien Flavius.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

ohhh niklaus, how he enamors me!!

i DO love a good morally grey Antagonist, not just a grand villain, but another person, with such a rich life and history and power that we dont even know where to start fathoming yet.

[maxthesillyy]

the LIS fandom has the same five jokes. and i laugh at them every time

[lil-lost-mind]

Pepito but Pepito is a merperson(and a pirate, the most evil pirate ever)

Lil fanart of the merpepito au made by @anonymous-dentist

[chamoemileclown]

I really thought my love for the qsmp was dying out and then new eggs showed up

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Pets are such an odd idea like theres just this animal chilling in my house and were best friends

I wonder what my cat calls me in their head, like whats my cat name

[dutchs-blog]

Scrambled Eggs

[punmster]

being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building