#astrid skyrim

[skyrim-forever]

[freekifran]

[baileybooradly]

Local Dragonborn and Listener is a stoopid clown kisser

[areggo]

more of this.. enjoy........................

[stellarsightz]

I mean, you really expected the guy who’s been ogling that jester ass 24/7 NOT to do that? This is all your fault, Astrid 🙄

Bonus: a non-blurry version of the blorbos sucking face

[areggos-art-dump]

seasons greasons

[charactersmashorpass-2]

"her voice is so sexy i have to take my earbuds out when she speaks to focus on what she's saying"

[makalyta]

"What matters is: I ordered you to kill someone, and you obeyed."

I don't get all the hate this woman gets. I mean, she isn't the only questionable character in the game (?). Real girlboss, love her. Absolute queen.

[espionn]

"Sell your heart and soul to charity

'Cause the rest of you,

The best of you. . .

. . .Honey, belongs to me"

(NFWMB, Hozier)

ok this is like super super outside my usual ballpark so sorry about this to my followers lol. these two have fascinated me for a little while though. astrid is probably my favorite skyrim character, and her relationship with arnbjorn is one of the things i think makes her really interesting. she is a cutthroat and calculated assassin who's fully willing to sacrifice members of her guild for her own power... and yet she has a husband, and real tangible affection for him. she obviously cares about him. and he, though a very minor background character, is kind of interesting too. he's the only known companion to have been kicked out for abusing his werewolf form for violence, and he seems to equally return astrid's affection for him. you don't very often see two murderous evildoers in fiction who are genuinely in love, in an apparently healthy relationship, and seemingly just bonding over their love of bloodshed and chaos. i think they're really fun and surprisingly unique for skyrim of all games. (i could talk a lot more about astrid in particular and why i love her, but i don't want to waste anyone's time with that here.)

so. have my impulsive indulgent ship art of two minor skyrim characters. they probably just killed a guy and they're kissing about it. good for them

[skyrim-said-that]

Astrid: the most important thing when fulfilling contracts is to have fun and be yourself

[strangelittlelad]

[hadvarandralof]

you pretty , he ugly , you swan , he frog !

[skyrimlesbians]

Astrid is a lesbian!

[rosiesmcposies]

Redoing some old headcannons so here is

Dark brotherhood birthday!

General headcannons with GN reader sfw and fluff

Pre falkreath destruction

If anyone were to throw a birthday party in the dark brotherhood it would be Cicero

I think he just looks for any excuse to hang out with the fellow members due to the fact he’s just lonely tbh

Cicero tries to make it a surprise party and frankly I think most of the members go along with it. The only people I think would be against it would be Nazir or Arnbjorn

Even then Nazir and Arnbjorn would come around tbh

Cicero hires some bards but Astrid does not let them in so he tries to play something and it sucks

Like I think he can play the flute but of corse they don’t have any on hand

I don’t think any member would be like expecting a party but i think most would enjoy it

Personally I don’t think anyone would throw Cicero a party so he just throws one for himself

Post falkreath destruction

At this point I think they appreciate eachother more

The burning of the sanctuary brings everyone a lot closer, learning to appreciate what they have and what they could have lost

Nazir tolerates cicero more than before surprisingly

He still dosent like the guy but he is still apart of their messed up little family

They actually do throw a party for Cicero for his birthday

They don’t go all out but he at least gets a cake and maybe a gift or two

Cicero would be really happy either way with literally anything he gets, he’s just happy he was remembered at this point

I think it’s also an excuse to just drink and party

I don’t think it gets to crazy unless the listener is involved with the planning

Idk maybe sanguine shows up and we get another night to remember

[stellarsightz]

Reject my leadership of our murder cult like one of your french girls. or something

(Halfway done with the skyrim animatic 🫶)

[throughtrialbyfire]

Summary:

The door creaked open, budged against by a figure. Alarm ran through the air, the holes in the wood like many eyes which faced the blonde woman, whose armor burned against the pale of Morthal with black and red hues. She pushed and grunted until the door flung open like a mouth, and made a slow walk into the home. The woman spoke to herself, and adjusted her cowl as she gathered tinder and gave the hearth a fire. The first one in many years, though the shack knew not how long. The flames lit, crackling as dust burnt away, and the room gathered warmth in bundles. She stood a while, stretching, seating herself near the fire, and breathing in the cold air. She would leave shortly after this moment. A few hours later, she would return with another person, with their head covered by a sack.

day 6 of TESfest, prompt "abandoned", aka the perfect excuse to write from the pov of an abandoned house. :3