#edit: ALSO THANK YOU!!!

[pathetic-girlwoman]

Okay okay, so your favorite songs from spoitfy wrapped, AND one you didn't expect to be there.

LET'S GOOOO.

Once again, I will take this as an excuse to yap.

I'm going to exclude my top five songs and anything from Charli XCX/brat for obvious reasons. 😔

Big One by Flyana Boss, 9/100. I will never fail to bark with this one. It's so good lmfao.

I Like What I Like by RealXman, 14/100, because I LIKE EM REAL SMOOTH. I LIKE EM SCRUFFY. I LIKE EM THIN, I LIKE EM FIT. I LIKE EM CHUNKY. I EVEN LIKE EM OLD, BUT I DON'T LIKE EM RUSTY!!!

Pinata by Only Fire, 20/100. Only Fire, my love, my liege. His music is my lifeblood. He has done more for me than any SSRI or any amount of therapy will ever do. I will live and die for this man. Only Fire has been in my top five artists for the past five years. I'm being generous and only linking one Only Fire song, but I basically love every song he's released. Anyway, I'm the swamp and you're the Shrek. <3

BRING WET CUNT by Zheani, 21/100. I LOVE THIS BITCH!!! BRING WET CUNT!!!

Lipgloss by Charli XCX feat CupcakKe, 36/100. Okay, so I said I wasn't going to include any Charli songs but this isn't about her. It's about CupcakKe and me being untruthful and a liar. CupcakKe released Dauntless Manifesto this year (2024) and while I was waiting for the full album, I remembered this gem: "never trust a man who wear briefs 'cause he gonna wanna fuck and keep it brief.' AND that's not even mentioning 'Used to call you Daddy but now I call you my majesty' !!!

Cvnt by Bebi Monsuta, 47/100. Four plus four, that equals eight. It's CUNT!!!

mwah :3 by rusowsky and Dinamarca, 60/100. Okay, I just love Dinamarca and his work (especially his SHIT WITH LA FAVI!!). This was the default 'page loading' music for my brain this year.

Silly Boy by Lynks, 68/100. "He's a dick, he's a piece of shit, he's a fucking piss-slit! He's the end bit of the banana when you peel it." Poor little straight boy. :(

Red River by SALEM, 75/100. I have a lot of feelings about Salem. I was a teenager when they were most active, and I associate a lot of Salem with darker times in my life. But this one? This one makes me so grateful to be alive. It's been in my top 100 for the past four years. Red River feels like looking up at the night sky after being inside for too long. "These vultures circle 'round the dead and want a crown for it. Sing the same songs, but it's different words no. Salt your own grounds, now nothing will grow. Wash over me. Angels with burning wings, watch over we."

Go Hard (La.La.La) by Kreayshawn, 80/100. HEY BITCH, DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA GO HARD? GO IN THE CRIB, STEAL YOUR STEPFATHER'S CREDIT CARD, AND TAKE YOUR CAR AND DO CIRCLES IN THE PARKING LOT. SCREAM AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS LIKE 'LALALA' I found this on instagram a few years ago and it's been a weekday morning staple since lol.

GTFO by Doechii, Fetish, 87/100. GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY, BITCH!!!

My completely unexpected song is POWER UP by Strawhatz? I don't really have any memory of listening to this so it was probably on a playlist I kept looping. It's not bad... I guess? But like, not really my thing. It's literally song 100 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway, I just spent like two hours on this because I got way too caught up lmfao.

IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS, HAVE A GOOD MORNING/DAY/NIGHT!!!

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[eliounora]

I wanna push you around

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

[salamispots]

dream wip

[egophiliac]

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

[arcanegifs]

me, after seeing emo vi in her s2 teaser

[appropriatelystupid]

[cinnamoncatto]

Pose study + i tried out a new brush

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

what a year the past seven months have been

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 17/?

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[lucabyte]

leering

[papanowo]

get a grip loverboy !!!

[zu-is-here]

Thinking about their first designs again (were luckily fixed but still are in my heart,,, <3)