#edgelord: reaper

[lazycranberrydoodles]

honoring my 13 year old self by drawing gabriel reyes in 2024

[secondarythings]

Incorrect Overwatch Quotes #3

Reaper : You're going to help me?

Solider76 : Well, why wouldn't I help you?

Reaper : Because of what I just did, I just...

Soldier76 : You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust. You betrayed our friendship. You betrayed everything... you let me down!

Reaper: Then why are you helping me?

Soldier76 : Why? Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?

[johannepetereric]

Which Beyblade character(s) would you do a lightsaber battle over?

[thxgrxmrexpxr-archive]

[HUNK: *Calls every Ghostface he meets a sentient Halloween costume*

*Casually ignores that he has a whole ass Grim Reaper getup at one point*]

[luxwing]

Damn Im only now about to start Shadowbringers and my main class is already almost level 90. Guess I gotta pick a new main.

[jacqcrisis]

Hnnngggg I can't tell which cross paint I like more for the Halloween Grundo outfit...

[nejackdaw]

[toffee-hammer]

Grenth help me I'm maining necro now.

[alviboi10]

INTE OVERWATCH OCKSÅ😭😭😭😭

*tar ofrivilligt fram plånboken*

R.I.P. Tomura Shigaraki 😔 synd att du dog, men du lever åtminstone kvar i Fortnite

[schoenpepper]

Isekai'd Chronicles 6

Intro: Idia in an isekai AU.

Warnings: bad writing, awful grammar, proofread by quillbot, mentions of tax evasion?

A/N: It's just Idia today, so I'll go ahead and schedule an earlier Diasomnia release. Enjoy.

Masterlist

Gods, your friends have just been way too clingy recently! It feels like you're being torn apart by the limbs when Floyd's pulling you to go somewhere as Rook intercepts and Jamil needs you to taste something while Trey has a new recipe he wants you to try and you can't split yourself into 11 parts to satisfy all their needs! Ace, Deuce, Epel and Jack, the wolf beastman you've recently befriended, all snicker at you and smile as if there was something they knew that you didn't. That annoys you. Thus, you decide to live like a hermit and stay in your room as much as possible, playing that new open world RPG that just came out.

It's fun, but you've never really been into games before, which makes you stumble to memorize mechanics you just don't understand. Thankfully, you meet someone in the game who helps you out, and you think that he's really nice, if not a bit smug at times. You two clear dungeons and stuff together, and you marry him in the game for tax evasion purposes. You've gotten so addicted to this game that your friends have been banging on your door to get you to spend time with them, but to no avail. Instead, you spend lots of time with your online husband. It's not until you bump into someone while raiding a village on your phone that this 'online husband' finally gets a face. Your phone clatters to the ground along with someone's tablet, showing the exact same screen, making you gawk at this tall, lanky senior of yours with flaming blue hair and sharp teeth.

How...did you manage to become online spouses with Idia Shroud, the Prince of Ghouls?

He apologizes and so do you, but when you pick up your phone from the ground, you tell him that you're very thankful he helped you out when you were a noob. He takes your gratitude and walks away with what you assume is anxiety. You still play the game, though you've made the decision that you definitely won't be too close to the capture target this time! Right. Until somehow, you're in his room, cocooned in his blanket, and the two of you are playing fighting games in the dead of night as he crunches on some potato chips. Uh, how did this happen?

Anyway, you think Idia's a bit too socially anxious for murder, and he's just not the type for it. So you take off his name from the now very short list of capture targets to avoid, just in time for that RPG to come out with a babymaking update...?

"This sucksss."

"Come on, Idia senpai, just trust me!"

"I don't trust anyone."

You roll your eyes. "Okay edgelord. You'll love it though, promise." You lead him to the edge of your bed and open the cage. A dark gray kitty with blue flames coming out of its ears leaps at you, and Idia gasps loudly. "You got a cat?! What should we name it? Him, her?"

You chuckle softly and place the kitty in his arms, though it doesn't seem to like Idia too much. "Let's name him Grim, like the reaper. You can come by whenever you want to pet him."

[andernell]

post-EW Palennia. Living the edgelords dream as a Reaper WoL these days. I'm sorry Ley Lines, I still love you bby TTwTT

[iamumbra195]

Random Incorrect Quotes and Vibes from the Bleach AU I will probably never write (Rukia is killed by Aizen and them in the SS arc)

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Ichigo: *feral teenager with slightly cat-like tendencies because of his hollow*

Shinji: 

Sakanade in his head: M I N E

...

Shinji: *explaining the inner hollow and everything that happened with Aizen and how they trained their hollows*

Ichigo: *a nerd who likes literarture and knows exactly what werewolves are*

Ichigo: Can I say something--

Shinji: *has questioned his reality more than once because of this kid’s weird questions* NO--

...

Ichigo: *goes to his inner world to see why the fuck Shiro is constantly screaming in his ear*

Shiro: *leaning over his body omniously with his big smile because he has been seperated from Ichigo for so long and this is the first time they’ve interacted without Old Man Zangetsu getting in the way so he’s happy*

Ichigo: wtfwtfwtf--

...

Shiro: *a feral tiny cat that likes to fight too much*

Sakanade: *a feral big cat the puts him in air jail*

Benihime: *the sadistic instigator*

....

Karin: *snooping through Ichigo’s room because she’s worried and finds Rukia’s asauchi*

Karin: *touching Rukia’s sword after Ichigo told her what happened and feeling a weird jolt or reiatsuand urge to keep it*

Ichigo: *who felt the reiatsu* ...

Karin:...

Karin: I have been CHOSEN--

Ichigo: NO--

...

Ichigo: What do you have there?

Karin: A Zanpakuto!

Ichigo: NO!

...

Karin: *facing a hollow while Ichigo was at the SS and losing*

Kangetsu (her Zanpakuto): cAN YoU hEAr mE?

...

Hitsugaya: *looks vaguely like her Zanpakuto spirit*

Karin: *softly* Holy shit

...

Ichigo: Goodnight moon.

Ichigo: Goodnight tree. Ichigo: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

...

Karin: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Isshin: *Joking* Not if they consent to it

Ichigo: *Serious* Depends on who you’re stabbing

Yuzu: *the one sane non-soul reaper in the family* YES?!

...

Ichigo: *walking into his room* Hello people who do not live here

Renji: Hey

Ikkaku: Hi

Yumichika: Hello

Rangiku: Hey!

Ichigo: You’re only supposed to come here for emergencies!

Renji: We were out of Doritos *they’re on a mission, he’s just fucking with him*

...

Orihime: I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name hime?

Ishida: *scared of snakes* You did WHAT--

Ichigo: William Snakespeare

...

Renji: *while they were going to save Rukia* This is such a bad idea

Ichigo: Then why are you coming along?

Renji: One of us needs to be able to talk the Gotei out of arresting us when this goes wrong

...

Ichigo: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Ishida: You’re a hazard to society

Renji: And a coward. Do twenty

...

Orihime: If I were a drink, I’d be a strawberry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Ichigo: Bleach (PUN FULLY INTENDED XD)

Keigo: *he found out ichigo and Chad didn’t fail like him* Sewage

Orihime: *concern*

Tatsuki: Calm down edgelords

...

Okay, that’s it

Some of these were canon, some of these were just random shit from my fic that i might never write

[welcome-to-green-hills]

I think the flaw in sonic is that he is made by Sega to be flawless and positive. It is okay to be vulnerable, we as humans need to know that. Shadow is misunderstood as a careless edgelord. When he does have compassion, He is not a heartless reaper, he does care about others, he just has his own way of showing it, and it is not as radiant as Sonic’s. I hope some scene like that makes its way to Sonic Movie, like a heart to heart on who they loved and lost.

I can understand that, my dear. Game!Sonic is a very static character. His characteristics are like Monkey D. Luffy in a sense. Game!Sonic is meant to inspire/encourage us, the players, while dealing with a difficult situation. Whereas Sonic W. is designed to grow up and learn with the audience.

I’m definitely looking forward to Sonic Wachowski’s heart-to-heart with Movie!Shadow.

[fantasyfantasygames]

Beyond Satan

Beyond Satan, Black Dog Games, 2016

A while back I reviewed HellBlaster, the 2009 game from Black Dog Games. Beyond Satan is the 7-years-later successor, sort of in the same way that Werewolf: the Forsaken is the successor to Werewolf: the Apocalypse but still very much its own game. Only HellBlaster and Beyond Satan have more edgelords. Sooooo many more edgelords.

Unlike HellBlaster, Beyond Satan is definitely in on the joke, which gives it a lot more space to breathe. HellBlaster was trying to be death metal; Beyond Satan is successfully cheese metal. For instance, the six mega-demons who replaced Satan are called the Sextality of Evil. Speaking of which, at game start, your characters have just killed Satan. However, months later, evil still abounds in the world, because there are even more powerful badasses behind him. You have to use the power you took from Satan to fight evil with evil.

I appreciate that the Sextality (hee hee) are not given ever-more-gross things that they do in the way that the Book of Vile Deeds did. They're defined by ability and personality rather than each having one type of evil. In fact, the book specifies that they often fight over bad-guy turf. There are also safety tools provided that lean into the game's theme. You don't touch the X-card or call for a veil, you mimic a guitar riff and say "Woah! Not Cool!" and the GM says "Fuck I fucked up!" and you figure out how to continue thrashing evil. Yes those phrases are straight from the book, and yes the guitar riff is mandatory.

The rules are massively streamlined, taking some inspiration from the (imo) better parts of the OSR community. It's still built on a core of AD&D1e, but number go up and damage reduction exists (reducing the opponent's die type). All my previous comments about "twice the number of rolls" no longer apply. Explosive critical hits are included but not quite so gruesomely detailed. Some of the old classes are back - Demon Summoner and Power Fist return - but others were trimmed and replaced. The Pyro and Detonatrix got combined. The Doom Reaper got a total overhaul. The spells got rebalanced and streamlined, and the edgelordier items removed.

The biggest loss from the original game is the 4th-color art process with the fluorescent green. I do like the style of the new stuff better (less gore), but it doesn't have that psychedelic dorm-room touch.

Beyond Satan has a slightly smaller audience than HellBlaster. Beyond Satan is widely recognized as the definitively better game, but Hellblaster's grunge, kibble, and eXXtreme aesthetic just grabs on to people and holds them. I can't say I'd ever want to run HellBlaster, but I get the appeal.

[meredoubt]

It's just so so funny that Dirge de Riva is a full on brooding, threatening assassin. An outcast of the infamous Antivan Crows. an accomplished Reaper stalking the battlefield with an axe named Casket Sharp. interning with the Mourn Watch (I can dream), full on...edgelord supreme

But he insists on being close to his dwarf gf even tho she can kill him by magic, by accident. He knows the odds are comically stacked against him, and yet. Absolute death wish. Survival instinct of a goldfish. He says he's stubborn, and he means it. That man should be dead. To be fair he's never been kissed until he romances someone for the first time, and I do stand by that in every version of him. Demi king sees someone who frightens him or could kill him and says, yes, please

[fictionkinfessions]

tmw you’ve always had kin feelings towards the concept of the Grim Reaper but never understood why so you just thought it was you being an edgelord

and then one night at 4am while you’re dealing with a bunch of other shit you realize youre from THE FUCKING SIMS

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