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im sorry, why doesn’t squirrel girl have a bulge in marvel rivals?

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Positive affirmations:

I deserve a halberd

I should be given a halberd

People want me to have a halberd

I can be trusted to own a halberd

I will be given a halberd one day

People will think my halberd is incredibly hot

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mood

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So talented

(via)

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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Had to do a cybersecurity training but no one told me there was a cybersecurity training so I just ignored the email for a week 'til someone told me to do it and like. I feel like my refusal to open the unfamiliar link should've just given me a good grade in cybersecurity. Why does no one ever give you credit for not opening emails

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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I know everything about the magnus archives. I know things about the magnus archvies that aren't even true and yet I know them anyways. did you know that trevor herbert and julia montauk inadvertently killed melanie's father?

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okay.

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I would think that regardless of how one feels about Luigi Mangione and his attentat, the bourgeoisie is clearly uninterested in justice and more interested in making him an example - the terrorism charge, the extremely excessive security for his perp walk, and so on.

They're scared.

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Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.

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this post feels like it’s lost some of its original context because I remember reblogging it in 2012 when I didn’t have a smart phone and smart phone ownership was much lower in general. So being on tumblr on Christmas meant being physically at a computer and being visibly unsocial if not completely removed from any festivities. Now everyone’s on social media every day of the year. A true heritage post really

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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this