#mind your own business

[sluttylittlewaistenthusiast]

╰┈➤ 18+ none of these stories belong to me! this is a masterlist of all the fanfics i’ve read and reblogged! just thought it would be nice to have them all in one spot! (if your fic is on here and you wish not to be, please let me know!) some will have summaries if provided <3

╰┈➤ a/n: 2022 me would skin me alive if she ever found out im being vocal abt liking eddie munson

ᡣ𐭩 how you can help palestine . fic recs m.list

@lokis-army-77

⭒ Cozy

Waking up the day after Eddie has fucked your brains out you have a little more fun.

⭒ Private Viewing

What happens when your favorite camboy is in your class? You should stop watching his content... or should you? What happens when you are eventually paired together for a project? Everything will be just fine, won't it?

@eddiemunsons-missingnipple

⭒ Next Caller

Eddie hosts a late night radio show for his college campus, where he discusses various different topics. He's mostly known for his DnD and sex talk segments. You've been a long-time listener who works up the courage to finally call in for some help.

⭒ You Look Lonely

Eddie finally had it all, success, money, and fame. There was still one tiny problem he had.

@ceriseheaven

⭒ Cockwarming with older!Eddie (blurb)

@natti-ice

⭒ “Let me taste you” (blurb)

⭒ "B-baby please, I'm gonna-" (blurb)

@msgexymunson

⭒ Shotgun

You're on a camping trip with your two friends, and the scariest guy from school: Eddie Munson. A few beers and some weed change the way you look at him however. Maybe he's not so scary after all. Cocky, oh yes, but not scary. Especially the way your legs start to squeeze together at the sight of him. But, does he like you, or is this some cruel game to play on the innocent band geek? 

⭒ Benefits

Your best friend Eddie starts to look very appealing to you, but if you suggest a dynamic change, will he go for it?

⭒ Soft Touches

you and your dealer Eddie get a little closer than anticipated.

⭒ The Ink Shop

Desperate for a job, you answer an advertisement not knowing it's a tattoo shop. It's not particularly difficult work, except for one thing: having to deal with Eddie Munson.  

@eddiethefreakkmunson

⭒ Not So Accidental Invitations

Tired of ignoring your ever growing attraction to your roommate Eddie you "accidentally" send him a partial nude, his reaction is everything you had hoped it would be and more...

@bimbobaggins69

⭒ Love in the Locker Room

you go into the boys locker room with a plan to steal the polaroids your now ex boyfriend took of you to show off to his friends, but the last thing you suspected was to be met with Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson and his very big friend.

@luveline

⭒ Topaz, Lime, Ruby Red

Eddie has a staring problem that you barely notice, though you share an aching, awful crush. One of you has to bend first, and it’s not who you’d expect.

⭒ Is It Getting Too Much?

you finally work up the courage to kiss Eddie for the first time and he can’t cope (even if he claims he can).

⭒ If It Barks

You don’t mean to make an enemy of Eddie Munson — he’s handsome and talented, but he’s the biggest jerk you’ve ever met. Eddie thinks you’re infuriatingly pretty, emphasis on the infuriating.

part one | part two | part three | part four |

⭒ Was That So Hard?

Your best friend Eddie tries to explain what a hickey feels like and finds he doesn't have the words. He could show you, though, if you want?

⭒ Dark Matter

You ask your best friend Eddie to give you your first kiss. Eddie's not really in the habit of saying no to you.

⭒ Something Extra

You're having trouble sleeping and pot seems like the only solution. Good thing your dealer, Eddie Munson, knows of another method that he's willing to to teach you. You get more than you bargained for when he tells you what he gets off to every night - you.

@usedtobecooler

⭒ Desperate!Eddie (blurb)

⭒ eddie "monstercock" munson

eddie ‘monstercock’ munson, who is painfully unaware of the sheer size of his dick.

@munson-blurbs

⭒ Dark and Stormy

A missing key and a terrible storm leaves you and Eddie stranded in the back of his van. What ever shall you do to pass the time?

@eiightysixbaby

⭒ Take A Dip?

eddie wants to get you in the water with him while you're alone at the community pool. he ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for.

@galaxy-siren

⭒ Biggest Fan

@lonelysatellites

⭒ Safe Hands

Sex has never been a pleasant experience for you. Selfish partners, anxiety, and pain have all ruined something that you should enjoy. You’re convinced there’s something wrong with you, but Eddie is determined to prove otherwise.

@eddiernunson

⭒ I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

You and Eddie have both had crap luck on dates lately, nothing that can't be fixed with a strawberry milkshake. However, he gets asked out on a date and it goes well...until it turns your life on its head and he forgets how to pick up the phone. You don't even care that he's dating someone else you just want your best friend back.

⭒ The Splash of Rain on the Roof

you're best friends with Eddie Munson after moving to Hawkins, the new girl who ditches the cheerleaders for the Freaks. A year later, you've fallen head over heels for him, and you're convinced there's no way he has any interest in you. It finally seems confirmed when you find out (more or less) that he's into a fucking cheerleader. Your heart breaks.

@bbyhellfire

⭒ missionary with eddie (drabble)

eddie didn't care for missionary until he meets you

@oneforthemunny

⭒ Soft!Eddie (blurb)

@kiwi-bitchez

⭒ The Girlfriend Experience

Eddie doesn’t think he’s cut out for dating. Self-resigned to a life of one and done hookups, you’re determined to make him see that he has the capacity to be a worthy companion… for when the right girl comes around.

@/gaybybirth on ao3

⭒ Double Feature

When you're forced to go to a double feature showing of the Halloween movies with your brother and his friends, you find yourself, like usual, interacting with Eddie Munson. But it doesn't take long for the platonic line to be blurred and things to heat up.

⭒ Show Me

You ask Eddie to show you what you've been missing out on after he discovers your boyfriend never went down on you.

@eds6ngel

⭒ Romantic!Eddie blurb

@gxtitobxby

⭒ The Princess and the Freak | Part 2

“I can’t help but dream of his head between my thighs, how his hair would feel against my—”

@/mediocredreams on ao3

⭒ Extra Credit

Your professor offers you a very personal in-home tutoring session.

@/ghostproofbaby on ao3

⭒ Twenty Four Hours

in which eddie munson and you absolutely hate each other's guts. what happens when your friends make a bet that you can't spend more than twenty four hours consecutively together?

(Y'ALL MUST READ IT ISTG ITS SO GOOD)

@/decembersfinest on ao3

⭒ Living After Midnight

Being a perpetual people-pleaser meant that you were constantly putting others before yourself--particularly your parents and the eccentric guests who stayed at their motel. But when a surly and mysterious musician checked in indefinitely, he flipped your whole world on its head.

@littlexdeaths

⭒ Band Practice

when band practice doesn’t go as planned…

@eddiexmunsonlover

⭒ One Step Away From You

You move back to Hawkins after 3 years away to finish out your senior year. Can you salvage the friendship you once had with your ex best friend, Eddie? Will you be able to push down your deeper feelings for him, or will it all come bubbling out in disaster?

@/nerdsarehot on ao3

⭒ A Kiss to Remember

⭒ Flustered

@/GreyPetticoats on ao3

⭒ Wing Man

Steve ‘the Hair’ Harrington is your best friend, and is constantly striking out. Sick of this, you two make a deal; you’ll wingman for each other. Hooking Steve up with dates is easy, but he finds himself struggling to find you a date. At least, until Dustin starts talking about his new cool friend Eddie.

@eddiesghxst

⭒ Riding Eddie drabble

@eddiemunchem

⭒ that puppy dog typa love

eddie is fiercely loyal, doting, and affectionate — when he’s enamored, you’re everything; his whole world. so just don’t mind the fact that he clings to you like a sloth to a tree, yeah?

[captainpirateface]

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

[lazycranberrydoodles]

honoring my 13 year old self by drawing gabriel reyes in 2024

[lyriumfever]

idk where this weird hangup that solavellans are interested in fixing solas came from. like im digging his entire vibe sorry id like to cause problems on purpose

[wrathofrats]

Ugh sweetheart softie alpha

Warnings for grief, I just wanna talk about deltas passing/decline and alpha helping pebble through it man ):

Pebble never knew how to deal with his emotions as delta declined. Whether to ignore them and hope things would get better, or at least he would grow numb to the bad. Or if he should say something, even if when he did it was usually volatile and hurt, especially towards omega. Alpha always found him, could sense when things were starting to get bad. Pebble jokes and jabs would start to sting more, be more malicious with an undertone of something desperate, as if he craved people to be mad at him.

But alpha never was. Never truly mad at least. When the insults got more sharp and pointed, he knew it meant something was wrong. Pebble was dealing with something that alpha knows he would’ve burnt the abbey down over if it had happened to him, so it’s hard to blame the little earth ghoul for being combative at times.

Would find him after he ran away each time. Small hidden gardens meant for the papas or secret rooms in the chapels. Pebble was somewhat predictable, or he just wanted to be found. And everytime alpha would sit with him even if pebble begged him to leave, said he was ok and just needed time. It was never fully the truth. Pebble would never accept comfort unless it was forced upon him. And luckily alpha was good at doing just that.

Holds him to his chest even if he fights. Claws and sobs that he doesn’t need him that he’s making things worse that alpha is complicit in deltas death so why does he care. And it stings, but he does it anyways. Pebble needs the release. And in time he calms down, sobs racking his small frame in alphas arms, incoherently wailing for his friend back. And alpha stays silent besides some hushing and comforting sounds because he truthfully doesn’t know what to say.

And pebble won’t say thank you. Doesn’t know how to about this yet. But the fact that he relaxes at all after a while is enough for alpha.

And he will do it again. And again.

[coramills]

9-1-1, season 7, episode 4

[azeroth]

this guy be grinning aLWAYS

[crazycatsiren]

It's actually normal to not talk about every aspect of your life on social media.

Some of y'all have got to stop expecting everybody to give a thorough and detailed account of everything about themselves online. It's creepy and invasive. Regardless of how much the internet is a part of life nowadays.

People are entitled to privacy and boundaries. Nobody has to tell anybody everything about their life.

[scarlettjemily]

got my red hair freshened up today

guess i'm back to simping over my favourite red heads

pictures from pinterest

[lostinsidelostoutside]

Don't you just love it when someone who isn't Jewish explains "Jewish History " to you 🤔

Tells you what Genocide is while having no idea themselves what that word even means 🤔

Tells you why the Jewish state shouldn't exist 🤔

These people have absolutely know idea what they are talking about .

💯 Brain Worms 💯Brain washed

💯 Anti semitic 💯 delusional

Mind your own business and leave Jewish affairs to the Jewish people.

Thank You 💙

[msphagime]

Speaking of dead fandoms, I happened to watch a certain musical recently

These two. Have my heart.

[introvertedx10]

Some people need this list

[zhongwans]

not to be rude, but what if you're wrong? what if zhang sanjian IS zhang zhehan and all this time that you're "waiting" you're continuing to support gong jun, the one responsible for his downfall as he stated himself? again, not being rude, just asking. 🙂

You're not being rude, you're just being passive agressive 😂 Also let me get something straight here, the reason I don't support ZSJ is not just because I think he's a fake, but because I think he's a spiteful little coward. Even if he is actually ZZH, it won't change my opinion of ZSJ, but it will change my opinion of ZZH.

The accusations ZSJ threw against GJ in that instagram video are not only baseless, but contradictory to ZZH's previous behaviour. If you've seen all their shenanigans during the WOH promotional period and the concert, can you in good faith say that only GJ was involved in the CP fanservice? They were both playing into it and ZSJ accusing GJ of CP fanservice only makes ZZH look like a hypocrite. If "ZZH" regrets that and now wants to become the patron saint of heterosexuality, he's free to do as he pleases, but the attack against GJ for the same actions that he himself took part in is unacceptable. Not to mention him accusing GJ of being the one behind 813 without providing a shred of proof. Again, not only are those accusations baseless, they also don't make any sense, considering what it takes to pull off something at the scale of 813. ZSJ didn't even have the guts to drop GJ's name. If you're going to accuse someone of something so serious without any proof, the least you could do is own up to it entirely instead of hiding behind plausible deniability.

What if I'm wrong, you ask? Then it only means I was wrong about ZZH and I was wrong to believe in the integrity of his character. But what about you? What if you're wrong? Unfriendly reminder that the Bangkok concert was handled by a production company that has ties with CAPA, the very organization that played a massive role in the destruction of ZZH's career. The same hate accounts on weibo who have been shitting on ZZH since WOH was airing are now the same people supporting ZSJ and harassing GJ. What if you're wrong and all along you've been sucking CAPA's gangrenous dick thinking that you're defending ZZH by doing so? What if all this time you've been rallying behind the same people who ruined ZZH's life?

If I'm wrong, I can live with it. But can you say the same for yourself?

[dumblr]

"You're so quiet" you want me to bark or something?

[oldfashioned-lovergirl]

to that mcdonald employee who snitched: worry about that damn air fryer bruh