#edgelord speaks

[spidehpig]

the sharp inhale raphael does when you tell him to paint you a picture cracks me up so bad. bro couldn’t wait to give his little theatrical number.

[citrusai]

weekes saying all that mythal shit is up to interpretation is so weird to me because instead of worrying about leaving all of solas' past up to vague interpretation to (new) players because you're too chickenshit to stand by your established lore you could've focused on ghilan'nain and elgar'nan and who they were and what they became. elgar'nan literally let the other evanuris slay his wife and he watched on, and then he rotted in a prison made by what he referred to as his wife's "lapdog" and second in command general. and what of ghilan'nain? what is their relationship? why is it just the two of them in that prison when there were more evanuris trapped in there? why are they simultaneously this omnipotent threat capable of spawning blight at will but also two dimensional villains chasing their own tails half the game while solas just poses and speaks in his riddles in the fade. also a fragment of mythal is inside of morrigan, does no part of her gaf that her husband is literally terrorizing the world she loves? hello??

[youling-the-ghost]

If I say that Falmouth's "squid out of water" backstory is a fantastic allegory for being neurodivergent in a neurotypical world...

[squintsintwink]

I think bands would’ve been a cooler addition to high school years than thrifting, and bubble tea

[daggerfall]

Old comm by my bestie @scalecallerpeak of mister breton hero, from the hit AMV "holding out for a (breton) hero" that gets a ton of notes every few months for some reason.

[princess-of-the-corner]

You know how like it was a thing in My Immortal that the canon HP characters got new "goff" names?

You know how most of AfO's team is either only known as Nomu by now or had edgy name changes to hide their past?

Yeah :)

Look Villains are just edgelords by design it comes with the territory

[y-rhywbeth2]

Durge: "One last thing - go and fetch that bone you threw." Gronag: "Hah! Wait. You're... joking, yeah? But we're ready to go. You just need to tell Kansif inside." Durge: Shoot him a knife-glare: you are worse than the shadows

Durge: "I can excuse stuff like infanticide and serial murder but I draw the line at cruelty to hyenas."

[thegreatyin]

mr veils plays monored aggro or an infuriating minigame heavy deck where it takes 45 minutes to finish a turn and you need to keep track of 2.357 mechanics depending on its mood.

mr pages plays monoblue.

mr stones doesn't play mtg but it has all the very rare cards in a vault somewhere

mr hearts plays grixis

i have the feeling the scoundrel is an annoying combo player. Caeru plays monoblack because he's an edgelord

[inkspottie]

idk why but my main vessel of torture is gabriel. i will make him sad in my head/silly

Haha don’t we love our vessels of angst.

But it’s also good for the brain to give some comfort every now and then. Trust me on that

[antisocialxconstruct]

sometimes being mentally ill is just sooo stupid it's like -comes home from work- "sometimes I do genuinely feel that there is something dark inside me and I'm only ever keeping it at bay so I can continue to exist undetected amongst humans" -eats half a pint of ben & jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream directly out of the carton-

[lamardeuse]

going to be honest here I'm getting tired of jumping into 911 stories that look promising only to find out that the author is proudly proclaiming that they don't give a shit about one of the characters they're writing, it's just - ugh. i'm so fed up with this middle school attitude that's creeping into the fandom, it's just a poor excuse for lazy ass writing. Leave the fucking character out if you hate them that much, you can do whatever you want in fanfic. But then I suppose that would deprive you of whatever bizarre joy you're getting out of telling the world how much you hate this character, I suppose. Christ on a bike.

[shermangiftbasket]

transmasc edgelord

[f1inl3ey]

No but unironically the I am autism ad is so funny BEGAUSE IT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE A DEADLY DISEASE AHAH

[daincrediblegg]

if lady terror had a davechella-style playlist it would be 3-way split between MCR, Billie Eilish and grandson and there is no way around this fact I'm afraid.

[dracolizardlars]

inspired by a reply on that post I am now really enjoying imagining Kim Kitsuragi listening to Igorrr

like, I just.

Kim:

also Kim:

[batemanofficial]

how to collect vintage pocket knives without looking like a total goober or being arrested for murders i didn't commit