#eddy rambling

[thesawisfamily]

TCMtober Day 6: Normal Life AU

surely this counts right?

[livingincolorsagain]

hey. eddie shedded all his layers and masks and danced in joy and let himself be free and then opened the door for buck. btw

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[chronicowboy]

[parlapina]

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

Like this:

[aashiqeddiediaz]

okay then

[french-toast-enjoyer]

being a symbrock fan who's friends with like, normal Spider-Man fans is so funny cause like. you get to hear their expectations for Venom 3. "I hope they have a canon Spider-Man!" "I hope it's rated R!" yeah well I hope they elope in Vegas at a 24-hour wedding chapel and their marriage is officiated by a Prince impersonator. their wedding rings cost no more than 400 dollars and when venom kisses the groom there's so much tongue that both Eddie and the court-appointed witness get lightheaded

[lonelychicago]

this comment about eddie took me OUT JDJDKDJDKJDJDJDJ

[schadenfredde]

Venom 3 spoilers:

I don't know why everyone seems so upset, did no one wait to see the end credits?

also note how in the first movie Venom says "goodbye Eddie" before inexplicably surviving the rocket explosion and in this one he says "goodbye for now"

he will come back to him like he did the first time. and I have a feeling Eddie knows that deep down too, that's why he's not too broken over it

and they can move back to their apartment and get their chickens back and the government will be off their backs because they all think Venom is gone

this is the best possible outcome

[batbitten86]

elementary school teacher steve harrington who is married to rockstar eddie munson that is completely taken care of, he doesn’t need to have a job but loves teaching kids so much. he just wants to make sure these kids have a safe space because school was always his place to get away from his parents and eventually the empty house, so he uses all of the salary he gets from teaching and just puts it back into his classroom and the kids he teaches he just wants to make sure everyone feels special in his classroom. (and the kids think it’s a magic trick he’s able to get a real life ROCKSTAR to show up to his classroom to bring him flowers or lunch)

[lesservillain]

Just Eddie rolling his hips upward into you as you brace yourself above him. He’s got the perfect view of you and he’s trying his best to keep his cool.

He definitely would have came 5 minutes ago if he hadn’t thought about Ms.O’Donnell in her underwear a couple times. But you just feel so good riding him, being such a good girl about it to.

“Eddie, please, gonna—“

“Come for me, baby,” he feels his stomach tightening with every syllable you speak. “Come on my—“

He feels your body shaking, pussy spasming around his cock as you cum, hard. He does his best to keep going for you, but it doesn’t last very long before he’s spilling his hot seed inside of you.

You collapse on top of him, moaning and cursing in his ear as you let your hips taking over rocking It’s almost too much, but he knows you’ll get off one more time this way, so he lets you chase the high.

He’s overstimulated by the time you come again, but he likes it when you stay seated on him like this. Your two bodies feel connected this way.

He lets his fingers dance along the skin of your arm, basking in you before the discomfort sets in and you’re peeling yourself off of him. You both decide you’re too tired to move again, and silently agree to shower in the morning.

[thesawisfamily]

TCMtober Day 15: The Family

incorrect tcm

I have so many of these, expect more

[livingincolorsagain]

anyway!

[the-angst-chronicles-fanworks]

Steve likes to take dates to the carnivals and he always tries to win them stuffed toys because he’s cheesy and romantic and proud of it thank you very much

Only, he’s absolute ass at the carnival games. He’s only ever managed to win an ugly little cap, and Tiffany had not been amused when he’d presented it to her. It never stopped him from trying of course, but it’s a little discouraging

Fast forward to now, when he’s recruited by Claudia Henderson to drag the party out to the carnival. Robin refuses to join him because “I finally have a date Steve, I’m not going to spend it chaperoning your walking headaches”. So he recruited Eddie

Of course, the party doing want to be chaperoned and they’re really old enough to go to a carnival by themselves, so he agrees to let them go off by themselves as long as they stay out of trouble.

So he and Eddie go on a few rides and grab a bite to eat, and Eddie eats like three ice cream cones and feels too queasy for more rides. So Steve decides to practice carnival games so he can win something for the next babe he brings on a date.

With Eddie cheering him on as obnoxiously and flirtatiously as he can, Steve starts playing. And he starts winning. Not just the little prizes either. Along with normal sized stuffed bears and bats and what-have-yous, he also gets a comically large stuffed rainbow unicorn wearing sunglasses, a long dragon plushie that’s taller than he is, and other oversized paraphernalia

Since he isn’t here with a date, Steve just gives all his winnings to Eddie. Eddie jokes about how this was the most romantic date he’s ever been on (only it’s not really a joke, this not-date is more romantic than any of his trysts). Then Eddie starts complaining that Steve needs to stop winning because how is he supposed to carry all this? By the time they meet up with the kids, Eddie isn’t even visible behind the mass of prizes in his arms. He stumbles over, guided by Steve’s hand in his back, wrapped in the giant dragon, and the kids mock the both of them ruthlessly

Eddie keeps all the toys and names then after the party just to bug them. Steve delighted with that, and together they always tease the kids (“wooow, rainbow unicorn Dustin would never do this��� is a favourite because it makes Dustin apoplectic)

When they start dating, Eddie keeps telling people that Steve “gave me 6 kids before finally putting a ring on it”

[chronicowboy]

also also. like i know we've talked about the husbandism but i don't think we've talked about the specifics of it enough because that was like. rehearsed. buck rambles his way through a story and eddie provides contextualising information for those who aren't grossly entwined in his life and buck knows to take breaths to let eddie do this before seamlessly picking the thread of the narrative back up. it's literally insane. you can tell this is something they've done a thousand times before. THE RITUALS!!! THEY'RE INTRICATE!!!!!!!

[vanmarkus]

I'm still not over the way Chris just ignores the whole thing with Buck and Eddie at the loft like... who even cares? his dads are just silly 24/7 anyway, his phone and the popcorn is more interesting at this point.

and he's just soooo home at Buck's place 😭

he has been going over there for like 5 years, do you understand that?? since he's been 8, he's been hanging out with Buck 1on1 at his place and going to the zoo and stuff with him... it's actually so insane to me.

like yeah, the fandom makes it into this big thing about Buck being Chris' other dad but like... he genuinely is. there is no way around it.