#venom: the last dance spoilers

[emeraldsworld]

I enjoy that they tried to add that gut wrenching romantic montage of all of symbrocks moments at the end of the film but I couldn’t take it seriously with that awful cheers to the memories tiktok music

[schadenfredde]

Venom 3 spoilers:

I don't know why everyone seems so upset, did no one wait to see the end credits?

also note how in the first movie Venom says "goodbye Eddie" before inexplicably surviving the rocket explosion and in this one he says "goodbye for now"

he will come back to him like he did the first time. and I have a feeling Eddie knows that deep down too, that's why he's not too broken over it

and they can move back to their apartment and get their chickens back and the government will be off their backs because they all think Venom is gone

this is the best possible outcome

[susiephone]

i can't believe venom got fucking castieled.

[queermentaldisaster]

Y'all i'm fuckin dying (i did this to myself, this is entirely my fault)

“I lost V.” He muttered, looking at the ground. “...there were these alien things hunting us. Xenophages. Venom sacrificed himself to keep me safe.”  Anne felt her heart sink at the news. She knew how much Venom meant to Eddie, and losing him…Eddie probably felt like he'd lost a part of himself.

She supposed, that in a way, he had. Venom had been as much a part of him as Eddie had been a part of Venom. There was never one without the other. “You can stay as long as you need.” The words fell from her lips before she could even think about possibly changing her mind.

[melancholiea-mainblog]

I know you all hate the ending with memories playing and all, but as a person, who doesn't listen to the Radio or Maroon 5, and doesn't have TikTok, let me tell you that I did not recognize that 5 yo pop song immediately as it started playing. I did, however, recognize the pachelbel canon, which it samples.

So for a hot second, I thought they were playing a remix of the pachelbel canon while Eddie was walking down the figuratively aisle.

[hirunoka]

+ "you're not that big" part 😂 daaamn

Venom 3 spoiler warning but like

"Ride me cowboy", "we've been together for a year?", "Sometimes I think we would've been happier you and I living a life like this", them calling each other Thelma and Louise? Them talking about future plans and the camera directly cutting and staying on literal happy newlyweds?? "BUT I NEED HIM BACK" ???? A montage of their time together???? Hello ??? Symbrock nation can you hear me !!!!

[symbiotic-slime]

you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

[jay-wasstuff]

Smt smt the codex being a metaphor for eddie being pregnant... smt smt codex is the name of one of their children in the comics...

[karmathehalflander]

Ok so the running gag of Eddie losing his shoes was hilarious but why is none talking about how in the final act, when they are running from the xenophage in the lab, Venom grabs a pair of sneakers for Eddie. The fact that he noticed Eddies lack of shoes and in the middle of a life or death battle remembered “oh shit I need to get some foot protection for my husband�� is absolutely adorable. Eddie is constantly on Venoms mind. He’s always thinking about him and how to help him and keep him happy.

[ad-ee]

VENOM 2018

Eddie: I’d die to keep you from being eaten by another symbiote.

Venom: I’d burn in fire just to keep you safe.

VENOM 2021

Venom: I’d give myself up so you could have peace and happiness.

Eddie: No, I’d give up everything just to stay with you.

VENOM 2024

Eddie: I’d rather die with you than live without you.

Venom: Sorry, can’t let you die.

[rustandruin]

It’s so sweet how all the other symbiotes have cool powers and stuff and Venom just has his all-abiding love for Eddie.

[emeraldsworld]

what I find beautiful is that venom died because he desperately wanted to dance to abba with mrs chen

[the-knight-of-the-stars]

"You would've been a good father, Eddie."

[susiephone]

ok did anyone think Teddy and Sadie in Venom 3 had a bit of a vibe going on? I fully thought they were gonna kiss at the end

I may need to write fic of these lady mad scientists

[hanginglikeafruit]

He's not dead, he's a cockroach and- and he will return to Eddie in New York, and THEY WILL GET TO CLIMB THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TOGETHER, AND- *breaks down in sobs*

[stealthypussycat]

Venom: Eddie, you would have been a great father.

*Eddie pinches his eyes*

Venom: Life would have been happier if we had this.

Eddie: I know.

VENOM WANTED TO START A FAMILY WITH EDDIE.😭

NO ONE IS GOING TO TELL ME OTHERWISE. 💔