#earth is flat

[marthablogs]

Martha Blogs Part1

Hey honnie bunnies how are yall today! I am very angry! i went to my sons liberal school to observe his geography clas. I walk into the class xcited to see my baby boy and this foreign teacher who barely speaks a word of english.... started to tell my son and his friends rthat this big fat round ball was the earth and i told him hes a crazy man!!

He was spreading all these lies and conspiricies about the earth being a big fat ball just like his stomach when the actual smart people knew that the earth is flat.. I mean,, if the earth was round how are we walking all over it like this is crazy talk! If we trioed to walk on something round we would just fall right off into space . AM I RIGHT??!!!

[awesomecooperlove]

💥💥💥

[fernshawart]

My girlfriend had a comic idea and I just HAD to translate and draw it

[sinsydia]

Sebastian being a menace Pt. 2

[floralcavern]

People who say Palestine existed before Israel and Israel is a ‘new country that’s colonizing’ sound like flat earthers. Every piece of logic and evidence proves that is wrong, yet they deny, deny, deny and say that the government is lying. 

[machetelanding]

[the-flat-earther]

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[kashidoodlescreations]

My latest art/oc, she's also really really good at DDR lmao for Helldivers

[reality-detective]

A Glimpse Of What's Beyond The Antarctic Ice Wall 👆

There is warm water and places without ice beyond the ice region 🤔

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Uyuni Salt Flats, Where You Can Walk On The Sky

[queenlucythevaliant]

Pauline? Pauliiiine?

Why does Drinian have a globe? 🌍

Isn't Narnia canonically flat? 🗺️

Isn't that definitively established in This Very Book? 🤔

(Round Narnia conspiracy theory when?)

[blue-cat-shitposts]

I think we should approach flat earthers with "actually, a vastly more common and alarming misconception is not that the Earth is a sphere, but that the Sun is a sphere. That’s a lie. The Sun is actually a tube, and you’re only ever seeing one end of the tube"

[oscarcito]

same brand of annoying

[thereweredragonshere]

Angry crying alone Hiccup???? Pls????

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR ART

May I offer this

[whereserpentswalk]

Choose a slightly diffrent version of our world to escape to

Weather you're transferring yourself to another dimension or you’re retroactively changing our world is a matter of perspective. Either way, only you will remember the change, and all your loved ones will still exist with as minimal a change to everyone's lives as possible. Transplaner security does not allow the finer details of this process to be understood by mortals.

1- ritual magic and deities are scientifically proven to exist. The exact details on it all are still ambiguous but people know for a fact that these things work and are true. Religious conflict is down, and it's a fact that there's something out there to answer your prayers.

2- the earth is flat and infinite. The seven continents we know are lit by the sun (which is small and goes out at night) which rotates over the equator (the north pole is the center of this map projection). But there are other suns beyond Antarctica, and 21st century civilization is working to contact these other continents. We will never be done expanding our trades routes and exploring for better or for worse.

3- dragons exist. They split off from a difftent fish than other land vertebrates hence the six limbs. There are all different kinds of dragons, living throughout the world. There's nothing magical about them, they just exist.

4- the six continents we know of with humans are just six islands in a vast ocean. Most of human history is the same or similar, just much higher density, thought the same cultures and civilizations developed. Because the population is the same human territory is a single massive city, using unquine technology to harvest food. What exists on the rest of the earth is just starting to be known.

5- necromancers exist as a valid field of art and science. Zombies, ghosts, vampires, liches, shades and other such creatures all exist as functioning members of society. Everyone accepts this as good and normal.

6- humans are capable of using willpower to change their physical sex after completing puberty. The process takes about six months to complete, and is mostly painless. Alongside swapping your sex it's also possible to mix and match traits or completely get rid of the traits of either sex. There is stigma around this, but it's slowly gaining more acceptance as time goes on. Body type and eye color can also be changed similarly, and how old you look is somewhat fluid based on your desires.

7- every rocky planet in our solar system and most large moons have sentient life. We are slowly making further and further contact with those civilizations.

8- the world is slightly more progressive on basically every issue. It's far from perfect but our world looks like an exacerbated parody of their world's political and social problems.

9- humans don't make contact when they mate, like fish or scorpians. Nobody has sex or desires sex in any way, and human bodies have a lot less sexual dimorphism. Gender is more fluid, sexual assault and harassment can't happen, and physical affection is way more common.

10- humans live longer (the oldest people are in their 900s) and resist illness much better. They have stronger mote athletic bodies, and have appearances that resemble closer what they individually think is pretty. They also need to sleep a lot less and have higher pain tolerance.

11- gender as a concept doesn't exist. People are biologically the same, they just don't have any social construct of male and female. People generally dress similarly to what we'd consider masculine, and he is the default pronoun, but feminine things aren't rejected, or even categorized as feminine. Relationships also aren't considered platonic romantic or family, people are just close to eachother and there's no special word for certain kind of close relationship that's different from others in a socially enforced way.

12- there's a whole new complex set of social constructs that didn't exist in the world you know. This is bad mabye.

Reblog to begin the transportation. Like to awake one of your freinds to the reality of the changes.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

So, there really is a Flat Earth Society?