#dying by your side too!!

[dragonanon]

I feel like Satan, if his and his S/O were to get married, would not so subtly hold that over Lucifer's head

Like yeah sure, Lucifer rules hell, but at least Satan's marriage isn't on the rocks. Lucifer can rule hell all he wants, Satan can at least hold his own marriage together

Lucifer: “I am the king of Hell! Not you! YOU obey ME!”

Satan: “Lol at least MY wife didn’t divorce me and go MIA.”

Lucifer:

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Phantom stared at the monitor with baited breath. He had been alerted by the computers beeping and came to see what was going on.

Could this really be happening? After all this time alone in his lair, waiting, hoping for any sign that his last remaining friend was still out there, his ecto-signature finally showed up on his radar.

This had to be a trap.

But...what if it wasn't? What if Robin was really there? What if he was hurt and waiting for Phantom to come rescue him? The thought made his stomach drop. He knew what his birdy had gone through when he was still alive and he would rather feed himself to a pool of ghost piranhas than let Robin believe for a second that he had been abandoned again.

Grabbing the essentials and shoving them into a bag he rushed out of his lair. It had been years since he had seen his birdy and even longer since he had been in Amity Park or any other variation of the Living Realms. But this was for his best friend. For him he would do anything.

...

Which apparently included fighting his besties adoptive dad in the streets while he was in a full Gothic fursuit-Robin what the heck- Robin himself wasn't helping, he was just cheering Phantom on from the sidelines and giving him tips.

Phantom managed to get away from the bat and his other birds- how many did he have???- and had an emotional reunion with his best friend which included a lot of tears, mostly from him.

Okay, entirely from him. He was worried out of his mind for his birdy, sue him. Robin was mostly confused, saying he didn't remember disappearing, only that he felt more and more strange before he just...blanked. The next this he knew he was standing over this prone figure of a guy with a leather jacket and a full faced red helmet. Batman looked at him odd and Robin didn't hesitate to mock the man he once viewed as a father.

They fought for a bit with the younger vigilante using all the powers Phantom taught him along with his furry training to beat up the man who abandoned him to the mercy of one of his rogues.

Speaking of which. The very next thing Jason did was find the Joker and do everything the deranged clown did to him. Karma. It was on one of his later confrontations that Phantom appeared. Now the darker dynamic duo are running around Gotham being ghostly and more or less doing whatever they want.

Bruce was spiraling mentally. His second son lay in the batcaves infirmary stuck on life support because somehow, some way, his soul was knocked out of his body.

They needed to find some way to put it back in before that other teen "took him home" and Bruce really hoped that didn't mean what he thinks it means.

[giantkillerjack]

the average person doesn't expect you to be a perfect ethical consumer, that's not possible for the vast majority of us. but what youre saying is it's better to do nothing at all and choose the worst possible options (sweat shops, overseas shipping waste, idea/product theft, all wrapped up in SHEIN) than to put even the tiniest effort in where you can.

[they are referring to this post]

What I said was "some people are doing literally everything they can to survive and have no extra bandwidth to spend extra time and money on their purchases, and it is cruel and therefore un-punk to gatekeep punkness and add additional shame to these people's lives based on that fact."

I think it's still a good thing to try to ethically consume; I literally never said it wasn't. I had never even heard of SHEIN before. Rather, I am much more concerned about what I saw as arbitrary gatekeeping based on ability and income.

And frankly how dare you claim that I am supporting sweatshops and abuse by saying that this additional work you are demanding (in this case, presumably, vetting every clothing company you buy from) is not always possible for people. It is not a light accusation to accuse me of supporting abuse.

"How dare you say we piss on the poor", Etc. 🙄 this isn't Twitter. You are determined to enforce moral purity, but you are failing to see the nuance.

Because when I say "no extra bandwidth," I mean no extra bandwidth. This is not the "car shows it's on E but actually secretly it has a lot of gas left" situation that abled people constantly assume disabled people mean when they say they are at their limit.

This is "the car has stopped moving, and to move it I'd have to break my body pushing it." This is "at a certain point, people will hit a wall in terms of money and time and energy, and any energy spent after that comes directly out of their life force."

So the argument "okay but just spend a little more time money and energy actually" is not a valid one.

And the argument "if you are not able to do this specific task, then it means you're not doing anything else to make the world a better place" doesn't exactly impress me either. You said yourself that it is impossible to be a perfectly ethical consumer for most people.

How do you know what else people are doing to resist oppression? How many hours per week until your standards are met?What if someone works 3 jobs? Does that mean it's harder to be a good person if you're poor?? Why do you get to decide what specific avenue of bettering the world is the most morally repugnant or acceptable? What kind of proof of goodness and effort would make you satisfied enough to lay off on the shame?? Who are you helping??

Clothing is a fundamental human need, and some of us have to buy cheap fucking clothes quickly. Billionaires are buying their seventh yacht this month. The people who own fast fashion companies are abusing their workers and putting local affordable clothing stores out of business - and this applies for basically every company with price points that low because governments are failing to regulate corporations to enforce basic human rights.

I have $300 to spend on a new wardrobe as my old clothes have fallen apart or become too small. Do you have a way for me to get a new winter coat, 3 flannels, 10 shirts, 3 dress shirts, new sandals, 10 pairs of pants, 5 bras, 12 pairs of socks, and 10 pairs of underwear within that budget and also definitely 100% ethically sourced, with free returns in case it doesn't fit? Or will I simply have to use the cheap stores?

I have about an hour to spend on this per week. Many mainstream stores doesn't make clothes in my size, and I am now in *year 5* of needing an electric wheelchair and being unable to get one; plus I live up a flight of stairs, so I can't even bring my walker out with me - so thrift shopping is not gonna cover this. Should I continue to wear small and tattered clothing until I have the time, money, and energy to meet your standards?

Did you know there are more empty homes in this country than homeless people? If I decide to splurge on only 100% ethically-produced products, and I can't make rent, and I become homeless, are YOU going to be there for me?? Or are you too busy litigating the endless tiny shames of poverty in your own community?

So I ask you again, are you SURE this is where you want to direct your punk energy?

Because there are a whole lot of rich people relying on people like us punching down and to the side instead of looking up to see where the money is going.

Because energy and time, as it turns out, are limited resources. And I would never expect you to secretly have more than you claim to have.

[slightlymad]

WELL GOOD because me lady deserves all of the praise in the world actually!!!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

WHEN I TELL YOU WE'RE ALWAYS ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH I REALLY MEAN IT‼️ you're the only person that i LOVE to flirt with, if that's not yet another sign of our cosmic love, then i don't know what is😼

STAWP I'M SMILING SO WIDE, I'M ALSO BLUSHING AND I'M VERY WEAK IN THE KNEES SEND HELP— THE WAY YOU IMPACT MY MOOD IS GENUINELY EXTRAORDINARY

well I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER ONE

can i spend my 9 lives with you? (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

OH THE BURST OF JOY I GET EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU TELL ME I MADE YOU BLUSH <333 truly one of the greatest accomplishments of my life, it's a fact!!!!

but HOW can someone be A MORE PERFECT AND CUTER GATO THAN YOU??? IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE MY LOVE (•̀ᴗ•́ )و

me coming back, stronger than ever because your bith attack actually turned into a kith attack and NOW it's my turn for yet another hug attack because i'm energised from your bith turned kith attack!!!!!

OH now that we're friends on airbuds you're not prepared for all of the reaction stickers i'm going to attack you with

I will be awaiting the vicious onslaught you're going to rain down on me

And I will be doubling it with my own. Be warned (because I'm basically on vacations now, I have A LOT of free time)

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

It's crazy that whats-her-face brought up love as a possible reason for House to keep living AND THEN IT CUTS TO HOUSE BEGGING WILSON TO HELP HIM AVOID PRISON SO HE CAN SPEND WILSON'S LAST FEW MONTHS WITH HIM 💀🤣 that was so calculated on the writers part

Also episode 20 had all the romcom tropes it's not even funny

dude they literally have me sobbing its not even funny. half the songs on my playlist for them revolve around themes of love death and tragedy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mars-ipan]

still insane to me how ppl pretend fatphobia is about health only to continue to be fatphobic when someone gains weight or even just looks somewhat fatter as a result of improving health

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

woke up in the middle of the night with this weird sensation like my legs had lost circulation and then regained it — that weird cold feeling, yknow? and then spent 20 minutes lying awake wondering if I was actually feeling slight prickles in the skin of the tops of my feet or if I was imagining it because I was half asleep and am a known psychosomatic symptom haver, and now I might be/probably am feeling those prickles again in my feet and legs and hands and it's really scaring me

[jessiesjaded]

random picture dump :)

[invincibleinck]

good lord can rat owners (rightfully) exalt rats without also shitting on hamsters. Is that such a challenge.

both. both are good.

[kitteqq]

yeah but what if billy and coolman knew each other before the guest war.... think abt it...

anyways uhm. mini fake map part pmv to test out my program. yay ^_^ i love angst

song: tangerine - glass animals

[mariatesstruther]

is having previously posted zionist propaganda to your instagram story a requirement to be casted or something lmfao. what the fuck

[horsebiologist]

ok maybe its not terribly bad

[crayonverse]

i do find it funny how in trying to make ein's writing less weird they made zack a less interesting character

[dirt-str1der]

Whatever

[prettybluebro]

People: Wow, an eclipse!

Meanwhile, on my side:

Me: ..Hey, where did the moon go?

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

The great uncle who became a pastor died of Covid and it was always awkward when people asked if anyone in our family died of Covid because it would be like yes but we are fine