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dragonanon · 1 month ago

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I feel like Satan, if his and his S/O were to get married, would not so subtly hold that over Lucifer's head

Like yeah sure, Lucifer rules hell, but at least Satan's marriage isn't on the rocks. Lucifer can rule hell all he wants, Satan can at least hold his own marriage together

Lucifer: “I am the king of Hell! Not you! YOU obey ME!”

Satan: “Lol at least MY wife didn’t divorce me and go MIA.”

Lucifer:

#asdhwiekq-#it’s funny because it’S FUCKING TRUE #bastard is so smug about it #like ‘ooh yeah such a GREAT king! maybe if you��d been a better HUSBAND you’d have a QUEEN at your side too~’#lucifer: *sad dying rubber duck noises*#shitpost #lmfaoooo #helluva boss #helluva boss satan #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #satan #satan x reader #meanwhile i imagine you and lilith would get along quite well #like your both just sitting back on beach chairs and sipping on margaritas while watching your respective husbands like ‘ugh. men smh. 🙄💅’

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