#dw being too much about the doctor

[starleska]

listen. i understand that it's likely the Toymaker puts on accents because he's a cruel bigot with little concept or regard for human morality, cultural norms, or being a halfway decent person!! ...however:

i found his little 'meine kleine Doctor' moment so interesting, because in that moment it doesn't seem like he is putting on the accent...it seems like his 'typical' posh British accent is the one that's being put on, and as he gets excited it slips away, revealing the pseudo-German underneath 👀 i wonder if this was a conscious choice on the part of Neil Patrick Harris, to make it seem like with each accent-switch we can never quite tell what his 'true' voice is. logic would dictate it's his British one, the one most similar to Michael Gough's, but who's to say one is more 'authentic' Toymaker than the other? i could fully believe that the Toymaker has gotten so caught up in his own playtime and personas that he now slips in and out of these voices without a second thought; they're all just as much a part of his 'real' voice as each other. his American seems to be associated with anger, his British with gameplay, and his French with bliss, whilst his German is reserved for playful glee and teasing...and he is all of these facets, simultaneously, because what is he if not a game himself? 🔥 it's just so interesting...when he speaks in the soft British voice, you can hardly imagine that it's the same guy making ball jokes ten minutes before. his authenticity returns with the British voice in the climax, but i i think that's because they're playing a game. i desperately want to see more of the Toymaker to work out if there's an internal logic to his voices...are they associated with moods, or bound by strict rules themselves? or is he just a mocking asshole? i'd love to hear your thoughts 😉 (god help me as i gear up trying to write his dialogue-)

[thirddoctor]

btw everyone (including RTD) who's like "the bi-generation thing means that all the past Doctors could still be out there somewhere! this will make multi Doctor stories so much easier!" should stop talking. the world needs fewer multi Doctor stories not more

[girlcockholmes]

one minute youre having the time of your life laughing at silly early 2000s effects like the tiny nasty gollum doctor and david tennant hovering around in an energy cloud and the next youre sobbing your eyes out watching the most harrowing sequence of personal loss ever put to screen

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Anyone else constantly think about the inherent loneliness of being a renegade time lord? No, just me, okay

[camellcat]

if I put ten as gale weathers does that mean I get to have tentoo has my favorite girl jennifer? ...giggling

[rapha-reads]

Things that make me yell and sob and lose my mind:

The fact that "The Oldest Question In The Universe" (Eleventh's big storyline) totally tracks with "The Timeless Child" (Thirteenth's), across 6 series, 3 Doctors, 2 showrunners and a dozen companions.

And people say there's no consistency, I'm sorry, have you ever thought about all the narrative arcs that started sometimes decades (yes, I'm counting Classic Who here too, obviously) before their resolutions?

[ssaalexblake]

remember that time i bought an old library copy of howl's moving castle literally just for proving my 'the thirteenth doctor is howl' hypothesis??? bc good times

[chivalrousvictini]

is bi generation. uh. just all doctors are bi, bro. what is it....

Jsjjsjsjs no. Although the 14th Doctor is apparently bisexual so there's that

[captainswan618]

realized I somehow didn't put any gifs from s2 in the original post?? so here, have even more rose gifs

holy shit. just realized that I was thinking about starting doctor who way back in 2016, and I didn't realize I was bi until 2018...which means there's a timeline where rose tyler was my bi awakening

I wish I could live in that timeline 😭😍

[illubean]

Could I get headcanons for Feitan, Illumi, Leorio, and Chrollo falling for gn!reader who by all means seems like a strong, nuturing, emotionally stable individual but every once in awhile casually says or does smthin that makes people go "Oh you're a little fuckin nuts, actually"

(e.x.: Most of their D.I.Y. furniture is made of different kinds of bone, morbidly interested in the more gorey parts of their jobs, probably works in a field that allows them to be around the dead often like a taxidermist or a mortitian, highkey just unabashashedly a morbid little freak™️ whenever it comes up naturally in conversation but otherwise comes across as just an attentive lil guy you could bring home the average parents would love.)

HXH Men with a Morbid!S/o

Characters: Leorio Paladaknight, Illumi Zoldyck, Chrollo Lucilfer, Feitan Portor Type: Headcanons, Gn!reader

this is so me

Warnings: dead things and body parts and stuff

Leorio Paladaknight

being an aspiring doctor, Leorio thought that your knowledge on both human and animal anatomy was pretty useful

at first he didn't think much about your job and just assumed you were some type of doctor or biologist or something

he often asks you questions as he studies and you're a pretty good tutor

the first time Leorio realized you were kinda weird is when one day you were walking down the street and saw some roadkill

and you were like "aww too bad, the skin and bones are too damaged to harvest"

and you kept walking like it was normal while he was like ?!!??!?

or you guys were having a normal conversation and you say something like

"if you died i'd taxidermy you and re-articulate your skeleton so you'd be with me forever <3"

1 taxidermizing humans is illegal and 2 WHAT

he is cold sweating wtf did he get himself into

when he comes to your house for the first time and sees a bunch of bones, animal skins and wet specimens he damn near passes the fuck out

how do you just casually have dead things and remains around your house!?

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE YOUR COFFEE TABLE OUT OF CAMEL BONES?

he is freaking the fuck out and you're just like "dw everything is ethically sourced :D"

yeah he thinks you're a freak and he is too fearful to break up with you ever (not like he was planning to anyways)

Illumi Zoldyck

whatever drew Illumi to you had to have been some type of power

aside from that power, to Illumi you were relatively normal and had a good grip on your emotions which made you a perfect candidate

that being said he could care less what your job was, you'd just end up working for or with him eventually

when he started bringing you around the estate, you often sought out their guard dog Mike and Illumi couldn't think of why

that is until you came back one day with a human femur and bright smile on your face

"... where did you even get that?" "From one of Mike's victims. If I collect enough I could make a whole set of bar stools!"

he blinked at you and chose to ignore your statement

i mean, to each their own am i right?

so you have ah hobby, big deal

Illumi just thinks you're pretty normal personality wise until you randomly but casually drop information about what you do in your free time or have in your home

so now whenever he has a job Illumi calls you in for cleanup

you get to do.... whatever it is you do and there's no evidence of a dead body left behind, it's a win win

Chrollo Lucilfer

he couldn't care less what your job is because it's probably not worse than his 😭

he didn't really notice anything "morbid" about you until he asked about your jewlery

you wore things like resin caster bug pendants or bird skull earrings and stuff

he just assumed they were fake and you bought them because they looked badass

but then you told him you make it all YOURSELF

he is intrigued

he doesn't really question you past that because you were probably buying the bones and stuff somewhere (spoiler alert you're not)

what really caused him to think was when you casually just picked up a dead rat off the floor in some abandoned building you were exploring and suck it in your pocket

bro was so confused

"What do you need that for?" "To make a new necklace :3"

yeah now he knows that your odd taste in jewelry goes deeper than just that

he won't judge you though, if anything you're a better person than he is considering you don't kill things yourself

he is literally a murderer and a thief and has committed like 3467633788 crimes so he couldn't judge even if he wanted to

so now when he sees dead animals and what not he bags them up and brings them to you

he likes to sit in on your cleaning and making process

you seem like a perfectly normal and sweet person to everyone else but Chrollo knows about your freaky little hobby and it just makes him like you even more

Feitan Portor

I feel like for you and Feitan to even be acquainted you have to be part of the troupe

whatever you do outside of it is your business

buttttttt since you are his s/o and Feitan is probably homeless he crashes wherever you are

thus him finding out about your hobby and other job

out of everyone on this list he is the most interested

he too is a morbid little freak

he goes with you to find things and will help you with the cleaning/taxidermy or whatever process if you let him

what he doesn't understand though is why you don't just kill the things you want instead of hunting for already dead things

sometimes he will go catch like a squirrel or something and bring it back to you like a cat and tell you he found it like that

Fei baby. No the fuck you didn't

after doing what you're doing for so long you can tell what caused an animal to die but you wouldn't tell him that

he's just so cute and wants to be supportive of your hobby <3

[t1red-twilight]

serotonin

content/warnings: gn!reader, fluff, hurt/comfort (kinda)

notes: part 2 of through the ages is being worked on dw

word count: 1k

masterlist s. r. masterlist

you were doing your laundry when you got a call from penelope. twelve thirty is a bit late to be doing laundry, but alas, spencer wasn’t here to be upset at your “disrupted circadian rhythm.”

“hey, pen. what’s up?”

“um, actually it’s me,” spencer’s voice flooded your ears. why was he calling you from garcia’s cell? “my phone died. is there any way you could get to the hospital off to the left of main? i got in…trouble.” the last part was mumbled, like he didn’t want to admit it. that answered one question, but raised multiple others.

your brows shot into your hairline. “yeah, yeah. of course i can. are you doing okay?” you asked, already sliding shoes on your feet and grabbing your bag.

he exhaled before he responded. “i’m fine, i just rolled my ankle in the field. i broke it, actually.” the defeat was very evident in his tone. of course he had, he had the tendency to walk like a newborn giraffe, especially when he hadn’t slept (and you assumed that he definitely had not slept much the last few days).

locking the door behind you as you left, you spoke quieter now that you were in the hallway of your apartment complex. “do you want me to stay on the phone while i drive?”

his smile was almost palpable over the phone, “i would love for you to, but i need to be present while the doctor checks up on me.” you got into your car, the engine turned over in a low thrum. “the cast is being put on right now, though.” from the parking garage the lights of the city stood out against the inky darkness of the night.

your car exited the garage and turned onto the main road. “okay. i love you, you know that right? i’ll be there in ten.” you wouldn’t let spencer know how much you were freaking out currently. seeing as he was able to call you himself, he definitely was not in any crisis. however, you always had a habit of being neurotic over spencer’s well-being; you were even more so while he was at work in the field.

“i love you too. see you soon.” the phone beeped as you hung up. you tapped your fingers against the wheel as you drove, and tilted you head to the side to pop your neck.

when you arrived at the hospital, you were greeted with the pungent smell of alcohol as you stepped inside. there was no need to approach the front desk, as prentiss came up to you and signaled something at the receptionist. “hey emily,” you greeted. the receptionist must’ve been aware that you were coming, then. “is he alright?”

you treaded as quickly as you could whilst walking in tandem with emily. “yeah, he’s fine. he’s just been asking about you, but he’s completely lucid,” she said. she seemed casual, so your nerves settled a bit.

“well, it’s good that i’m here then,” you joked. the door to his hospital room was open, and he sat upright upon the bed, still in his work clothes. “hey, spence. you doing good?” you approached where he was sitting, and your eyes were more level than you were used to.

“i’m fine,” he swallowed, “i can’t put any weight on my ankle for a while, though.” you glanced down at his foot and noted the purple cast he had chosen. “they said i can leave in thirty minutes.” his voice was lowered, you couldn’t tell if it was from embarrassment or from being tired. reaching forward, you grasped his hand and wove your fingers between his.

you met his eyes again. “how long do you have to keep the cast on?” you spoke softly, mostly free of worry now that he was right in front of you.

“i have a check-up in four weeks. it could be on up to two months, though.” he paused before continuing, something eager swirling in his chocolate brown eyes. “i have to stay in the office.” you knew exactly what he was getting at; not being out in the field meant more time at home. with you.

you tried to subdue the grin that was rising on your face. “well,” you smiled, “that means you get to come home to me every night.” spencer used to thrive on being out in the field, but now that you were in his life being home wasn’t so bad anymore.

his demeanor matched yours. “it does,” his lips quirked up. “dinner and an episode of our show every night.” you chuckled, stepping in between his parted legs to get closer to him. he still smelled so good, just like he always did.

sometime during your conversation, anyone that had lingered to help spencer had left the hospital room.

you leaned forward onto his chest and nuzzled slightly into his chest, and wrapped your arms around his torso. his hand rose to stroke your head and you exhaled in contentment.

“how badly does your foot hurt?” you spoke, breaking the silence. you attempted to step back to look at him again, but he stopped you, pushing you into his chest once more. his hand not on your head enveloped your upper back.

he hummed before responding. “not much anymore. not now that you’re here.” he leaned forward to kiss the crown of your head.

you furrowed your brow despite the fact that he couldn’t see it. “that’s not how that works, i think.” you rocked back and forth on your feet and swayed your bodies together.

he inhaled and exhaled deeply.

“actually, serotonin can be a painkiller. sometimes it’s even in some pain reducing drugs,” he murmured. of course it did. and of course spencer would know that. “you’re my personal pain-reducing drug,” he mumbled into your head, his thumb beginning to stroke your shoulder.

you smiled, pulling him tighter to you. “you’re mine, too.” he kissed your head another time.

after a few moments of silence, you spoke up. “spence, you’re kind of a klutz,” you teased.

he laughed lightly at your lighthearted jab. “yeah, i know.”

[haute-pockette]

There is so much untapped potential in DW running into old companions. The School Reunion episode was such a good story and I want more. It doesn't even have to be whole episodes. Just acknowledging them even. The Doctor and companion getting into trouble and arrested. He uses his one call and ten minutes later the officers are baffled as they let them go. King Steven Taylor just pardoned this weirdo! An adventure doesn't go so well. A young child being left parentless, the Doctor knows they'll be in good care at an orphanage run by Polly and Ben. One of the companions get sick with a weird disease that doesn't make itself apparent until after they get back into the Tardis.... Better take them to get treated at one of the best medical research hospitals in the galaxy. So off to visit Nyssa. Visiting the planet Trion and reminiscing about a cynical ginger he used to know.

The Tardis landed a bit too far away from where they need to go or the Doctor needs to chase after an alien. Cut to an outside shot of UNIT with the Doctor speeding out of there in Bessie (companion holding on for dear life). I just crave more call backs and connections to the wider whoniverse.

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Tenth Doctor NSFW Alphabet

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TENTH DOCTOR NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Ten is the cuddliest being in the entire universe after sex. Cuddles, kisses, snuggles. He’s basically a barnacle. He adores giving you cuddles just as much as he receives them. I also feel like he’d absolutely adore nuzzling his nose against your jaw and/or neck. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part of his own are his teeth/hands.

His favourite body part of his partner is their eyes. One of the most important things for him in a partner is their eyes. Being able to see compassion, kindness- love in someone’s eyes. There’s nothing that makes him fall in love faster. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ten can cum a lot. Something to do with Time Lord genetics. When they mate, they mate to conceive (biologically speaking) so whenever Ten ejaculates, there can be a lot if he’s not had any for a while or if he’s been edging. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

A dirty secret of Ten’s is how much he fantasises and thinks about rubbing his cock against your clit/dick. It’s one of his favourite things, and he thinks about it way more than he should. He has- on more than one occasion, rubbed his thumb over his sonic screwdriver and thought about putting it inside you too. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Ten is experienced. He’s lived for 900-odd years. He hasn’t had a plethora of partners, but he’s had enough (both longer-term and one-night) but he’s experienced enough to know what he’s doing and how to get his partner exactly where he wants them. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. He’s not fancy about it, but he adores being able to look into your eyes as he brings you pleasure. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It depends on the circumstance. Generally speaking, he’s more romantic than goofy, but he also believes that if you can’t laugh with your partner during sex- they’re not the one for you. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s not shaved, but he’s not unruly either. He’s neat. Trimmed. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Ten’s all about the intimacy. He’s all about soft loving looks, hand-holding, and adoring caresses. He’s so romantic (most of the time) that it’s almost sickening. Even when he’s rough, he’s still romantic. Check-ins, kisses, reassuring touches and smooches. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ten tries not to jack off too much since he has you, but he’s not opposed to jacking off in the shower if you’re not in the mood. He also has a bit of a thing for you watching him jack off. There’s just something about it that gets him hot and bothered. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hair-pulling. The man is OBSESSED with having his hair pulled. He’s pretty sure he could cum untouched from that. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

TARDIS console room or his bedroom are his two favourite places to do it, but he’s not picky. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Teasing touches and sultry looks will get Ten going faster than anything. A brush over his shoulders, a light pat on his bum. If he’s feeling dominant, teasing him will definitely get him going. Behaving bratty and ignorant of how your words, looks and touches impact him will definitely have him all over you as soon as possible. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Knife or gun-play. It’s not for him. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give, but he enjoys receiving, too. Mostly when he’s feeling submissive.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Again, depends on the circumstances. If he’s feeling submissive and is receiving, he wants it loving but fast. He wants toys or cocks jackhammering into his ass. If he’s feeling dominant, he likes to make it slower and more sensual in order to tease you. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Ten isn’t huge on quickies. He enjoys them, but he’d much rather be able to take his time and really enjoy the moment with you. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Ten is open to experimentation, but at 900 years old, there’s not much he hasn’t done that isn’t a huge no-no for him. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Ten can last about five to seven rounds before he starts to tire. That Time Lord biology does not quit. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Ten likes toys. He likes to use them on his partners more than receive, but having you fuck his cock with a fleshlight? Well, lets say that did something to him that he was not expecting. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

When he’s dominant, he’s very unfair. Or he can be. It depends on how naughty you’ve been. When he’s submissive, he’s only teasing when he wants to be punished. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Ten isn’t super loud, but he’s not opposed to making some noise, either. He’s louder when he’s being edged, for sure. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Ten loves to have you ride him. He adores watching you on top of him and taking charge. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s not super thick, but he is quite a bit longer than the average human. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Ten’s sex drive is moderate. He’s not jonesing for it all the time, but he likes a good fuck at least two or three times a week. More if he’s really in the mood. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Ten doesn’t really fall asleep very quickly after sex unless he’s gone about eight rounds. That will tire him out like nothing else. Because he doesn’t fall asleep quickly, he likes to brush your hair and lull you to sleep on his chest for a while.

[aq2003]

i'm already aware of this (pratchett writing like 75% of the original novel, the show being worked on by tons of good people, etc) but it is undeniable that good omens was a gigantic source of popularity for neil specifically and that its success was very much entwined with his popularity. he was like tumblr's pet celeb in no small part bc so many people here liked good omens. and like i'm a big dt fan and i love n think he's perfect as crowley but so much of my enjoyment of that character is tainted bc several of my favorite moments of his (the 1941 church scene, the "show me a great plan" scene, the bar scene where he's lamenting his fall/az's death, the final fifteen in s2). Were written by neil! and that sucks so fucking deeply. like of course i would be ecstatic if they managed to remove him from the production entirely for s3 and i really hope they do, but there is still that sense of "something i used to enjoy is kind of ruined forever". i feel nothing but vehement rage towards that man and this extends to every single work of his that i've enjoyed, good omens the most bc this was where i first found out abt him and it was by far my favorite out of the things he'd made

i'll be honest i feel like i'm growing to resent good omens quite a bit which i guess is expected seeing as i don't really separate art from artist that much. but i am also rly sad about feeling that way cuz crowley is/was one of my fav fictional characters and also you can trace multiple of my current interests (ie. doctor who, shakespeare) back to the show

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay. thinking. but a large contributing factor to why clara & even are never going to get along is that clara’s perception of even is just. wrong. not through any fault of her own; she’s literally not being given a vital piece of context aka Even Comes From A Fucking Spaceship.

after donna gets her memory wiped, the only people left who know this are the doctor (found them), jack harkness (onboard the tardis at some point prior to them picking a name and got curious), and the master (did Not ask for like 3 years of time hell, also assuming they were from earth, until they mentioned it offhandedly and made him pout in a corner of the tardis for an hour because you mean to say he’s been insulting that planet to their face for years and their lack of reaction wasn’t offense or hurt or anything because they don’t even think of it as their planet??? all that wasted time???) Clara doesn’t know. The Doctor never thinks it’s pertinent to bring up, Missy doesn’t bother, and Even. doesn’t like her.

so, to Clara, even is whoever came before her, is someone the doctor picked up and who couldn’t keep up or else they’d still be traveling with him instead of clara. even’s lack of attachment to the idea of humanity as a whole (like, say, in finding it a reasonable plan to use the dead to create cybermen because they’re just bodies at that point, just unused resources, and helping missy to that end) comes off as cold and callous rather than a very practical worldview formed by their original circumstances. their slowly rediscovered delight at simple things on earth becomes childish under a kind eye or fake under a suspicious one. Clara’s judgements would be sound, especially considering Even’s insistence on staying with Missy, except for all the history behind their decisions that Clara isn’t privy to.

and that’s really the crux of it, i think. that even’s history with the doctor is an unknown that clara makes assumptions about because she can’t actually see it. and even’s resentment of clara lies in how much they can see of her and the doctor, how much they understand about why he’d pick her, and that that. hurts. to be on the outside of.

[fatuismooches]

about reader and dottore having a child, i love imagining some lost agents being so terrified of our little sweetheart (bc look at him, he has the genes of a monster) but then being so shocked when he whipped up the brightest smile in all of teyvat (although if you ask him and dottore yours is brighter, like a sun compared to a star) and started happily leading them to their designated lap and segment

our little baby having some of readers birthmarks would be so cute, or like the hair is a little more like yours texture-wise, the eyes are way softer looking and has more of a spark... yk the tiniest detail only you and dottore would notice

speaking of that hehe imagining the sweetheart has the looks of your husband but the personality of you, you could get this boy to do so many things to dottore without many(- to none) questions. like idk, teasing him for yours but then you fall asleep on your hubby so your son takes over, using puppy eyes when you want attention bc double the cuteness turned out to be more effective... i have too many ideas and i almost feel bad for dottore now

but yeah just you and your precious son annoying your husband because you're both bored of sitting in bed all day

also some of the harbingers who don't really know you finding out years after your son was born is so funny to me for like no reason

like arlie not wanting a dottore segment around her children but he's also related to you so he wouldn't dare hurt any of them

a lot of agents would find out with rumors or being unlucky and put in a lap with a segment and him, then talking to the sweetheart and not being as scared (kind of)

some of the harbingers probably ended up finding out by the many things their agents "whisper" about

but childe, columbina, pantalone, the grandpa(im so sorry i cant remember his name), and then ofc pierro and her majesty Tsaritsa knew already. tsaritsa and pierro because i guess they kind of have to or they yk can tell. the rest was there while you(/something??) was pregnant for reasons. also childe (+ pantalone) is the uncle despite poor zandik trying to not let it happen, but he's good at the children thing, so he will let it slide (you threatened to not kiss him or any segment for two days, zandy would be spared dw)

i would also give you name ideas but my brain is dull and stopped working so meh

how dare you give him the illness even though it makes sense :<

-Luv ya

There are many things you can encounter in the Doctor's lab, being the place of research it is, but the most unbelievable thing is the little child that oddly resembles Lord Dottore that one can find wandering about sometimes (correction: that has somehow escaped from the watchful gaze of his parents.) Any agent that encounters this little guy always pauses in shock for a good few moments, watching the little blue-haired boy smile a smile as blinding as the sun, before whipping out the Fatui's Handbook to learn how to proceed with this matter. Needless to say, it is imperative for one to know how to deal with this situation - this is the Lord Harbinger, the Doctor, Il Dottore's child after all.

The child having Dottore's looks and your personality is the best combination you could ask for. Uncle Pantalone and Auntie Columbina have so, so much fun with your son, telling him the most ridiculous stories about his father, which your son repeats to Dottore, making the scientist want to end his two co-workers immediately. You do nothing to stop the show. Of course, you only make it worse. Needless to say, Dottore is absolutely tired of you two, but he loves you both so there's nothing he can really do other than scold you and then dispel his son's questions.

Dottore would keep the matter as private as possible, but that's kind of impossible considering how curious his kid grows to be (snuck out multiple times, landed in the House of the Hearth once, walked into one of the Captain's training sessions - he has a knack for riling things up, much like how you did a long time ago.) Despite the majority of people having... certain feelings toward the Doctor, well, at the very least they had to congratulate you. (Why would you ever raise a kid with him?) (Childe giving you the best advice ever about dealing with kids while Dottore stares daggers at him because you kicked him out...)

(I love Dadttore sm...)