#dunno if I can tag Levi.....

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@garmaballs @cable-salamdr 💥💥💥💥💥💥

GRRGBRGRBGERBBBJKBAA HHAWDHLJABAWBWDARIOYRAWIOURRAGHGHHGHG !!! !!!

Maria and her little alien brother sketchbook dump from the last few weeks

Minor spoilers for Sonic 3 ig

[thatauthorishguy]

Hello Tumblr, I am human. I was procrastinating by watching Shorts on YouTube and I thought Tumblr was funny, I also thought that maybe if I used Tumblr then I could stop procrastinating. Yea. I have no clue how Tumblr works though so some advice would be appreciated.

[cosmicstarlatte]

Reality Show (Obey Me!)

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Diavolo convinces Lucifer to have him & his brothers do a new demon reality show that revolves around their everyday lives.

»Characters: Demon Bros // ->[Click here for Part 2: Dateables]

»Tags: LUCIFER CAUGHT IN 4K, Shitpost/Humor, Mentions of reader/MC, Husbando Beel Supremacy, Bulleted Style

»Notes: CM = Crew Member ;; Sorry I was gonna upload this sooner but wanted to draw art for it. xD

Lucifer:

"Okay that's enough, go somewhere else."

CM: "We can't, you agreed to this under contract"

sighs

Mildly regretted his loyalty to Diavolo, otherwise he would've never done this

His camera crew was always on edge with him

The show stressed him more than usual

Perhaps there were a few embarrassing moments he would prefer not to talk about

Like pushing a door that said pull, forgetting the word spoon and calling it a tiny bowl on a stick

[Camera peeks through Lucifer's study, recording a smiling Lucifer texting on his phone]

CM: "Who were you texting Lucifer? Was it ___? There's been rumors..."

"I was checking the weather."

CM: "You take selfies for the weather?"

Mammon:

"Hey wait stop recordin' this! Not that what we are doin' is illegal!"

His camera crew had a rough time with him

But it made for good television!

He talked shit about Lucifer the most

"Yeah a lotta people dunno this, but Lucifer cries to me all the time! What can I say, I'm a reliable guy!"[Crew zooms in on an unamused Lucifer in the background]

[Cut to Mammon hanging from the ceiling]

"Can someone get me down from here!? HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOIN'!?"

A lot of the crew's clips had shaky movement from running due to multiple mammon situations

They got a great swoon-worthy shot of Mammon gazing lovingly at you

CM: "Maybe you should confess?"

"I'm confessin' to nothin'! Talk to my lawyer!"

CM: "That's not what we- Nevermind."

Levi:

"I already stream online so this isn't any different."

lol

Levi didn't realize they'd be watching his every move

How was he suppose to worship his shrine of Ruri and you in front of them!?

His camera crew couldn't stop cringing around the otaku

it was uncomfortable for everyone

[Camera films secret sweet moment of him awkwardly practicing asking if you want to hang out]

He asked for it to be deleted, it was denied

However his ratings shot up after that clip and the next one:

CM: "Do you have a crush on ___?"

"W-what!? N-no!!! (Incoherent Levi noises and he trips)"

That clip became a viral meme for weeks

I'm talking remixes and everything

In the end his camera crew actually did have a lot of fun with him and they game online together now

Satan:

"Watch your step. Oh, don't touch that!"

His camera crew had a difficult time with him

He managed to avoid them frequently so he wasn't overly present in the show, much to the annoyance of Lucifer and the others

If they did catch him, all the clips looked the same, all he did was read

They did manage to catch him feeding some stray devildom kitties

[Camera zooms in on him in his room with a collared cat on his lap]

CM: "I thought you couldn't have pets?"

"It's not mine. Clearly, I can't control what comes in my room as of late."

CM:  "It has a collar?"

"Next question."

CM: "What can you tell us about the Anti-Lucifer League?"

"I don't know what you're talking about. Next question."

CM: "Okay... viewers want to know what's up with you and ___?"

[Satan opens a book and gets sucked in]

Asmo:

"It's like, Devilgram Live, but longer!"

Most unbothered out of everyone

He did get annoyed when they tried to catch him before he could start his morning beauty routine

He was scary, they caught it on camera...it was the only time the crew deleted a clip on a brothers request

Overall his crew had an easy time, it was standard to what they normally do, Asmo himself was fun

He was a natural, of course everyone loved him, who wouldn't?

Was the one to start drama for the sake of tv

Nothing too crazy just messed with Luci's schedule, got Mammon arrested, hid Levi's Ruri body pillow, little things really!

[Camera catches Asmo cuddling next to you]

CM: "You seem very fond of them!"

"I am! Oh maybe we can do like a one year WEDDING special later on!?"

Beel:

"Just don't get in my way I guess."

He wasn't really on board with the idea but not much he could do

His crew had an average time with him, he was easy and chill to film

They caught him doing a lot of activities like, cooking/baking, sports, gaming, it was surprising to viewers

His work out clips got a lot of views too, he was a busy demon

They filmed him helping around the house, even cleaning your room and leaving you little gift snacks

CM: "Wow, snacks? You must really like ___!"

"Yeah. I love them. I want to give them the world."He confidently admitted, smiling brightly

Had high ratings in the polls, the show gave everyone a new perspective of him who wasn't just a gluttonous beast

Belphie:

CM: "Is he breathing?"

"Zzz..."

The crew had an easy but boring time with him

There's only so many hours of a sleeping Belphie you can record

The were some soft serene moments with him,Beel and you, gazing at the stars

[Camera catches him sleeping, smiling and mumbling something about you]

CM (poking): "Belphie wanna share what you were dreaming about? We heard you call their name. "

"Only if the network agrees to air it unfiltered. It will be very descriptive."

CM:

CM: "That's a wrap guys."

⬦You might also like: MC's Livestream

[fillinforlater]

It’s that time of the year again. What are some of your favorite smuts released in 2023?

Monday of Appreciation: Part 104

Hello everyone, Smite here!

2023 is coming to a close and it's been quite the year, a mixture of "this is a bridge year for greater things to come" and "WE LIVIN' NOW MF!" What is a bit different this year is that the highs weren't as high and the lows weren't as low compared to previous years---maybe that is just me getting older, maybe it's hindsight. Either way, I'm good and this year was good.

But some things are more than just good. I'm of course talking about these writers and their stories that I have featured today. All of them deserve special mention, but I want to focus on two of them specifically.

In a year of great, fantastic and already legendary fics, these two stand out.

Without further ado, let's dive into the final MoA of this year:

-1-

@fanfiction4sooya: Can't Save You Now ft. Chaewon, Kazuha, Sakura

I- I- I just read the damn tags and new I one day had to give this a shot. ff4sooya has crazy ideas, futa galore, different dynamics and kinks, which is SO MY THING. This has Mommy and Daddy involved in an absurd (and absurdly hot) threesome that I couldn't take my eyes off.

Now I definitely need to read more and you should too because I bet there are a bunch of Masterpieces in that long Masterlist!

-2-

@iznsfw: Drunken ft. Olivia Hye

Is it really a Monday of Appreciation post without IZ?

Seriously, what this genius is able to cook up in a commission or in the currently ongoing (HYPE) IZ DAYS OF CHRISTMAS is absolutely incredible. We have long stories with in depth characters and love drama that ends not only smuttily but sweetly. Who the fuck needs books, when you can just binge IZ?

With "Drunken", they have once again hit it out of the FUCKIING park. There is never enough Daddy kink fics, yes, but mine seem like nonsensical cringe porn compared to this beauty of a piece. I love how it plays with my heart, no I'm not crying---okay, now that is hot.

Let me change that: there is three very fucking special stories today!

(I think this might even be better than Levi's Hyeju, wtf)

-3-

@cataboliac: Enkindle ft. Wendy

Firstly: I LOVE YOU CATA, BIG QT!

Secondly: "Enkindle" feels a bit like coming home, like a day in Paradise, like the one person that shines so bright in your life that you don't want it to go. And you know, that is the great thing: this might be Cata's final fic, the farewell, but not only is his life gonna be great and he'll be super happy - we also get to read this again and again, and I'm sure I will one day.

Thank you, Cata, for hanging around!

Thirdly: I'M GONNA KISS YOU, CATA!

-4-

@writerpeach: Delectation ft. Wonyoung, Yujin

1.000 Notes, and it's still not enough for what is my pick for fic of the year (FOTY? FOOTY? There is a scene like that, yep). IZ*ONE truly never dies, but it is IVE and these absolute super stars, bomb shells with flawless faces and different, yet irresistible bodies that have us in a frenzy.

Talking about frenzy, all those 30,699 words are a frenzy. I thought Peach would set it up with a long and painful tease that has us edging the entire time BUT NOPE this has so much fucking smut, so many lines of neediness and horniness, it is impossible to finish in one try or two tries or... I dunno, seven-hundred tries?

It's detailed, it's straight forward, it's sex from every fucking angle, I can never get tired of this. I will go so far and say this is Peach's magnum opus, the GOAT fic by the GOAT writer. At least for that day, I can say this without a doubt.

Peach, you are crazy and thank you for that <3

#PeachPavedTheWay #AnnyeongzForDaddy

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

my snowman and me (Obey Me!)

A/N: Day 3!! With the Levi baby 🥺 I love him sm, I wanna kiss him so bad, which is why the main focus of this one is kissing him <3 Happy reading!!

Pairing(s): Levi x MC

Prompt(s): 3. Leviathan

Summary: MC steals a kiss under the mistletoe from a certain envious demon.

Tag(s): Fluffy, suggestive/implied nsfw at the end!

Word Count: 792

Song Inspiration: Snowman by Sia (This song gives me Levi vibes, ngl)

Not beta'd, all mistakes are my own.

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[Series Masterlist]

[Read on AO3]

[Author Masterlist]

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“Oi! Levi! MC’s lookin’ for ya!” Mammon calls out from the hallway right outside Levi’s room.

The water demon’s brows furrowed. “MC? Why didn’t they just message me?” He asks himself, just loud enough that the other still heard him.

“I dunno, ask them. They’re in the livin’ room and asked me to send ya at ‘em.” Levi could already envision the shrug his brother was giving.

“‘Kay, thanks.” Levi says absentmindedly as he pauses his game that he was only half paying attention to in the moment and gets up, mind wandering and trying to figure out what MC could possibly want with him in this given moment.

Once he’s in the hallway, Mammon is already gone, so he’s able to make his way to the living room without any distractions. He sees MC immediately, standing in the middle of the room, and approaches them.

“MC?”

MC turns to face him with a happy smile on their face. “Levi! I hope I didn’t interrupt you in the middle of something.” There’s an excitement in their voice.

He shakes his head as he approaches them. “No, not really. Just wondering why you didn’t just message me about whatever you need instead of sending Mammon, lol.”

Taking a step closer, MC shrugs. “Didn’t feel like a messaging kind of occasion.” They say cryptically.

Right as he’s about to ask them what they mean, they point upwards, mischief in their eyes and their warm smile turning into a small smirk. The Avatar of Envy slowly looks upwards and then yelps when he sees it, startling so hard that the human in front of him swears he went into the air multiple feet. MC can’t claim to be surprised, in fact, they’re glad to see that he’s even still standing with them.

“I-I-I-Is th-that-” MC stifles the giggles that try to bubble up. The poor demon looks more like he’s looking at an angry Lucifer than a bundle of mistletoe.

“It’s mistletoe.” They reach forward and grab both of his hands in theirs, admiring the deep-colored paint on his nails. “I wanted to be under it with you.” They explain softly, looking at him with a mix of hope and affection.

Immediately, the demon’s face bloomed bright red, his eyes wide with a mix of fright and disbelief. “W…W-With m-m-me?” He asked hesitantly, like he was unsure if he heard correctly.

Letting go of one of his hands, they brush their fingers over his cheek before settling their hand against the side of his face, cradling it. Levi stays frozen the whole time, watching and waiting, his face turning an even deeper red, if that was possible. 

“Leviathan,” MC leans their face closer to his. “I want to be under this mistletoe with you so that I can kiss you.” Their eyes drop to his lips and back to his eyes. “I really, really want to kiss you.”

Levi lets out a shaky breath leaning into their touch, clutching this other hand tightly. With his free hand, he tentatively places it on their waist, looking at them for an approval. When they nod, he takes in a deep breath, nodding. “O-Okay. I-I-I want to k-kiss you, t-too. A-As long as you’re s-s-serious.”

MC gives him a warm look, leaning closer once more. “As serious as I possibly can be.” And before the other can answer, they press their lips to his.

As soon as their lips touch completely, Levi melts, his hold on their waist becoming more certain. The tips of MC’s fingers slip back into his hair and he shivers, moving his hand from their waist to their back. They stay like that, lips locked, MC letting Levi have all the time he needs to adjust, to realize that they actually want to be here, to embrace with him like this.

And, a few minutes later, Levi expresses his gratitude for their patience by deepening the kiss himself, wrapping both arms around his human completely. He’s still trembling, but most of his anxiety about the situation has subsided. He’s able to convince his brain, at least for the moment, that this is really happening and that his feelings are truly reciprocated. And with that comes a boost of confidence he doesn’t usually have in this kind of situation.

MC places their now free hand on his chest, the other one threaded into his hair now, kissing him with as much affection and sincerity as possible, wanting their demon to know without a doubt just how much they want and need him in this moment.By the time they pull away, both of them have wordlessly decided to head to Levi’s room together. Whatever game he was playing can definitely wait until later. Much later.

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A/N: There wasn't much sleep happening in the snake demon's room that night and it wasn't because of video games ;) Thank you for reading!! Please tell me how you liked it!!

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Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

Thank you so much for the question ^^ I don't get that many asks, so this one is new.

I suppose my favorites always depend on what show I'm currently watching, but I'll just include the characters I've most written/read about and how I'm currently feeling :)

1. Arthur Pendragon (BBC Merlin)

This is mostly because I think he's easy to write about. I relate to him a lot ^^

2. Merlin (BBC Merlin)

My Murder child, Merlin. God, entity, little boi. He just got it all XD

3. Sir Leon (Fandom BBC Merlin)

Immortal, aro/ace headcanon and the suffering

4. Morgana (BBC Merlin)

Best villain arc I've seen in a long time. So good, I like her better evil than good.

5. Lance McClain (Voltron)

My very first little blorbo with so much angst he got his own tag for it. #langst

6. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter-Book series)

As much as JKR sucks, Draco Malfoy just hits deep for me. I think you can see a theme by now in which I name a ton of characters who are just angst, but like, goddamn it. I grew up with the series and he just .... He's just Draco

7. Levy McGarden (Fairy Tail)

Smart, adorable, brave and so, soooo forgiving!!! Also, coolest power ever!!!

8. Gajeel (Fairy Tail)

I love how he basically has his own life in the show, separate from the main plot.

9. The blue lion (Voltron)

I dunno. She's just the water element. I loved the mermaid episode and it helps that she chose Lance before anyone else ever did.

10. I think I'm in love with too many characters. I usually enjoy all of them a lot. It's hard for me to really Pick favorites, but I think I'll pick Venom (movie) for this one.

Bonus nominee: David Tennant

Just anything he's playing.

This was fun. I hope it answered your question op ^^

[m-jelly]

Happy Birthday @ladycheesington

Pairing: Levi x Reader x Erwin.

Genre and tags: Smut, threesome, teasing, spanking, some Levi x Erwin with them making out and kissing and Levi and Erwin praising each other, slightly rough, multiple positions, unprotected sex, double creampie, aftercare, fluff, established relationship between the three.

Concept: It's your birthday and the boys decide to spoil you all morning long with passionate lovemaking, spanking and praising.

This reader fic was made for @ladycheesington birthday on the 18th!

Loving kissing covered both of your cheeks. A large hand ran under your breast as a slender one traced the band of your PJ shorts. Your skin tingled at the sensation. You felt like you were being delicately touched as if two creators were moulding you like clay. You were loved and adored by the owners of the hands. The bed below your back held you in its soft embrace making you feel at ease. 

You opened your eyes and smiled softly at the two men who loved you more than life itself. Deep ocean-blue eyes traced your face with adoration and love while the steel-blue eyes gazed at you with obsessive care and love. You were adored and loved by both so strongly. You were spoiled every single day of your life. Both were high earners and treated you like a Queen in the big flat. 

Your cheeks burned when both men sang happy birthday to you with deep voices laced with sleepiness. You covered your mouth and nose with your hands as you felt like you were floating. You whimpered a little causing both men to smile and chuckle. Both lay on their sides and kissed your temples. You mewled a little as you felt so very adored. You had no clue what both men had in store for you, but you were excited.

Levi propped his head up as he gazed down at you. “We have a gift for you.”

Erwin sat up and smiled. “He’s right. We worked hard on it.”

“I’m excited.”

Erwin placed his hand on your shoulder. “You’ve got to say lying down, okay?”

Levi pressed the end of your nose. “Be a good kitty kat.” 

Your cheeks burned again. You gently nodded as you watched the two men above you gaze at you with deep love and mystery. “What are you both up to?”

Your eyes widened as Levi sat up and gazed at Erwin. Both men blushed a little, but Erwin blushed the most. Levi’s slender hand caressed Erwin’s strong jawline. His soft thumb ran over Erwin’s big plump bottom lip. Levi leaned closer to the blonde beauty and lightly pressed his lips against his. You gasped as your heart raced at the view before you. You couldn’t believe your two men were kissing. Your birthday wish has come true.

You gulped hard as you felt your body tingle. “Beautiful.”

Levi pulled back from Erwin a little to give you a side glance. “I’m not done yet.” He looked back at Erwin. “Open your mouth for me.” Levi roughly grabbed Erwin’s neck making Erwin moan and open his lips. “Good boy.” 

Levi leaned closer and bit Erwin’s bottom lip before licking it slowly. He pushed his tongue into his friend’s mouth and hummed as their tongues moved together as you gasped and moaned as you lay below them. He applied a little bit of pressure to the sides of Erwin’s neck causing Erwin to growl a moan in response. 

Levi yanked Erwin back and saw how flustered he was. “Good boy. You’ll get a reward for that,” he looked down at you “won’t he kitty kat?”

You flushed bright red before nodding in response. “Y-Yes.”

Levi released Erwin. “Why don’t you reward him a little.”

You sat up and wrapped one arm around Erwin’s neck. “Good boy.”

Erwin mewled at you before crashing his lips against yours. “I always am for you.” He slowly pushed you down as his large hand ran down the outside of your thigh. He moved your leg around his bum as he kissed you passionately. He pulled from your lips and panted as he rolled his hips against you. “God, I want to fuck you.” He looked over at Levi. “Can I fuck her?”

Levi lay on his side and propped his head up as he looked at you. “I dunno. Does the birthday girl deserve it?”

You whimpered. “Please, Levi. I need both of you.”

Levi reached over and dragged your shirt up to reveal your breasts. He massaged and pinched your nipple as he purred. “You are a good girl. We’ll spoil you rotten. You want Erwin and my cock?”

You nodded and moaned at Levi’s touch and Erwin rubbing himself against you. “Yes, I need you both. I love you both.”

Levi smiled. “What a good girl you are. Isn’t she a good girl Erwin?”

Erwin shifted and pulled his long erection out of his bottoms. “Levi? Can you tug her underwear to the side for me?”

Levi reached down to your panties and pulled. “Make sure you fuck her deep and hard.”

“You know I will.” Erwin knelt up before slamming his cock deep into you. He moaned before grabbing your hips and lifting your bum off the bed and began bucking hard against you. “You’re such a good girl, aren’t you? You like me fucking you like this? You like Levi touching you?”

You gripped your pillow hard and threw your head back as you cried out in pleasure. “Yes!” 

Levi moved his fingers against your clit. “You are a delight to fuck and pleasure. We love you so deeply.”

Erwin panted and nodded. “We love you so much.”

You panted as your breasts bounced and Erwin’s long cock ploughed in and out of your wet pussy. “F-Fuck. Me too! I love you both.” You looked down at your pelvis and eyed Erwin’s cock ramming into you and Levi’s delicate fingers rubbing your swollen clit. “Mmm.” You wiggled and squeezed your toes tightly as you felt your coil tighten fast. You panted and gazed at Levi. “Levi, kiss me.”

Levi leaned down and crashed his lips against yours. He tugged at your bottom lip before slipping his tongue into your mouth. He moaned at you as his heart raced with adoration and love. He smiled against your lips as he accepted every single moan of pleasure from you. He pulled back a little and showered your face in kisses. He leaned back and smiled as you whimpered and whined at him. 

Levi stopped touching you and called your name. “Are you watching?”

You blushed. “W-Watching?”

Levi grabbed Erwin’s cheeks on his face before licking a line up the side of Erwin’s face and moaning. He looked down at you and smiled. “Look at you. Practically wetting yourself in pleasure. You’re a naughty little kitty kat.”

You whimpered. “Le-Levi, Erwin.”

Erwin moaned. “She looks so good like this. She might pass out.” He panted as he kept pounding into you. “Ngh, that was a hard squeeze kitten. Levi, she’s trying to clench my cock and make me cum.”

Levi gripped your neck and leaned over you. “Perhaps a spanking is needed.”

Erwin dropped your hips and leaned over you as he slammed his hands against the bed. “We’ll spank her good once we get her to cum.”

Levi rubbed your clit. “Cum for us, kitten.”

You clenched up and whimpered as your pleasure was sent into overdrive. “F-Fuck! Ah!” Your eyes rolled back into your head as you felt a tidal wave of euphoria wash over you. You shivered and moaned in delight as you let your body melt in pure bliss. “Mmm.”

Erwin pulled himself out of you and panted. He carefully tucked himself away as he grunted. “Ah, mm, fuck Levi she’s so wet and hot. Did us kissing work that well?”

Levi eyed your dripping pussy. “Seems like it.” He hummed a laugh. “We are due a spanking though.”

You looked down at both of your men to see how hard they were and straining against their bottoms. “S-spanking?”

Erwin leaned over you and kissed you. “Be a good girl and roll over.”

You rolled onto your stomach and lifted your hips a little. You hummed as Levi pushed a pillow under your hips. Erwin delicately massaged your bum with his large hands. You shivered as Levi danced his fingers down your spine to your bum. You pressed your face against the pillow and whined as your men teased you rotten. 

Levi placed his hand on one of your cheeks as Erwin had his on the other. Levi looked at his friend. “On three. One, two, three!” 

You cried out as their hands collided with your behind. You whined a little at a light stinging on your bum. You purred as they rubbed your bum softly to soothe you. You squeaked when they counted down and slapped your bum again. You drooled a little and smiled in delight as your men kept spanking you together. You shivered in delight as you were treated. You were always treated and this birthday gift was no different from typical sessions, but it was sweet they added the kissing. 

Levi shifted behind you and hummed. “I need to be inside her. Can I, kitten?”

You nodded. “Please.”

Levi straddled your legs and parted your cheeks so he could see your dripping pussy. He moaned before ramming himself deep into you. He growled as he humped you hard and fast making your cheeks jiggle. He looked up at you as you pressed your face into your pillow and moaned in bliss. He smiled when he felt your legs bend and your feet pat against his bum and thighs. 

Erwin spanked you as Levi ravaged you. You whimpered and mewled as you were a pleasure-filled mess. Erwin shifted a little before pulling his hard erection out and began pumping his hand on himself as he thought about how he was recently so deep inside you and filling your perfect pussy. He grunted as he spanked you and thought about filling you up with his cum. 

You turned your head and panted. "Er-Erwin, come h-here." 

Erwin moved to you. "What do you need, my kitty kat?"

You reached over and massaged his cock. "C-closer." You wrapped your lips around his tip and began sucking, making Erwin release a deep moan. "Mm."

Erwin looked down at you and panted. "Good girl. You're such a good girl for us, aren't you?" 

You nodded and whimpered as you gazed up at him through your lashes. 

Levi spanked you and moaned. "You're such a good girl for us. You're so beautiful and perfect." He leaned down and kissed your back. "I love you." He moaned your name. "I love you."

Erwin whimpered your name. "I love you. You're so perfect." Erwin looked at Levi and blushed. "L-lets give her a t-treat to make her c-cum." 

Your eyes widened as you watched Erwin shyly kiss Levi. Erwin flicked his tongue against Levi's bottom lip before kissing him with a bit of tongue. He pulled from Levi's lips, kissed his neck, and nipped Levi's skin. Levi looked down at you and smirked as you kept looking up at the two. 

Levi moaned as he gazed at you. "You like this kitten?" 

Erwin's ocean-blue eyes gazed at you. "She's really sucking my cock, so yes she loves it."

Levi grunted. "And clenching me."

You pulled from Erwin and shivered. "F-fuck." You clenched up and hid your face against the pillow as your orgasm washed over you. "Mm."

Levi dragged himself out of you and panted. "Good girl." 

Erwin stroked himself. "I'm close. I want to give her my cum." 

You rolled onto your side and panted. "I need it." 

Erwin lay behind you and wrapped his arms around you. "Our cum is all yours." 

Levi lay on his side in front of you as he massaged your breasts. "All yours." He pushed your hips so your bum pressed against Erwin. "Let Erwin's cock in."

Erwin wrapped one arm around your neck and held your hip in his other hand. He slowly pressed himself into you and moaned at your hot wet pussy wrapping around him and dragging him deep into you. He pressed his nose against the back of your neck and inhaled deeply as he began rocking his hips and sliding in and out of you. 

Levi captured your lips in a passionate kiss as he used the tip of his cock to rub your clit. Levi panted against your lips as he moaned your name. "You're doing so well. You're doing perfectly. Good girl." 

You whined at Levi. "I l-love you both." 

"We love you too." 

Erwin kissed around your neck before leaning and kissing you. "We love you so much."

You shivered and panted. “Mm, I’m gonna cum.” 

Levi ran his thumb over your bottom lip. “So soon?”

“You’re both just s-so good.”

Erwin humped you faster. “Let me help you. Levi?”

Levi rubbed his tip against your clit more. Your eyes rolled back in your head as Erwin slapped his hips against your bum as his cock pumped into you. You reached up and gripped Erwin’s arm around your neck as you moaned in pleasure and drooled in delight. You lost yourself in the moment and felt your body melting against the bed. You were sent to heavenly delight by the two men who loved and adored you more than life itself. 

Your pussy walls clenched around Erwin’s long cock as you felt on the cusp of cumming. You whimpered and mewled at both your men. You shivered as pleasure ran up your spine and into your skull. You felt a loving warmth entangle itself around you. You gazed at Levi as he sought out your lips. You kissed him back as Erwin’s thrusts became sloppy. You moved against him as your coil tightened up ready to snap. 

Erwin thrust hard into you before pouring his hot cum into your pussy. He pumped his cock into you a few times as he kept cumming deep inside you. He moaned and whimpered against the back of your neck. He bit hard and sucked on your hot skin. As you felt the hot cum fill you, you were sent into oblivion. You moaned against Levi’s lips as you came hard from being filled by one of your lovers. You shivered as Erwin stilled his hips. 

Erwin slid out of you and panted. “Levi, I think she doesn’t have enough cum inside her.” 

Levi slipped your leg over his hip and pressed his thick cock into you. He gripped your bum hard and began rocking into you slowly. “Mm, so hot and wet, sweet kitty kat.”

Erwin wrapped his large hand around your neck and turned your head allowing him to kiss you. He turned your head and began biting and sucking your neck and ear. He moaned against your ear making you pant and shiver in delight. Erwin lifted his head and leaned over you to lightly kiss Levi. You moaned out as both men kissed before you. Levi pulled from Erwin lips and kissed you passionately. He smiled and turned his head a little causing the three of you to just about kiss. 

You panted and sighed as Levi made passionate love to you and Erwin covered your shoulders in kisses and love bites. Erwin moved his hands around your front and began massaging your breasts. You whined in response and shivered as both men made you feel so loved. You felt breathless as you were worshipped so sweetly. You panted and closed your eyes a moment and tuned into the things that they were doing to your body. 

Erwin moved a hand down between you and Levi and began moving his fingers against your clit. He nibbled on your shoulder. “You’re such a good girl. You’re taking us so well. Such a good birthday girl.”

Levi purred at you. “So good for us. You take our cocks perfectly. You suck them nicely with your pretty mouth. Your pussy massages them so right.” He panted as he moved faster. “Mm, I’m going to fill you with my cum. You want my cum and Erwin’s inside your pussy?”

You whimpered and nodded. “Y-Yes.”

“You want me to breed your pretty pussy too?”

You moaned. “Yes!”

Erwin gripped your jawline. “He’s going to fuck all his cum into you. He’ll breed you. We’ll both breed you all day long.”

You mewled in response. “Yes please.” 

He kissed your ear. “Good girl.”

Levi purred at you. “Such a good girl.” 

You whimpered and shivered between the two men. “A-Ah, I-I’m gonna c-cum.”

“Cum, my kitty kat.”

Erwin moved his fingers on your clit faster. “Cum for us.”

You gasped. “Yes! Just like that! Levi a little faster.”

Levi grabbed your hips and pumped his cock into you faster. “Like that?”

You moaned loudly as his tip tapped your cervix. “Yes! Fuck! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!” Your moan croaked a little in your throat as you felt burning pleasure consume you. “Oh fuck!”

Levi grunted as you clenched around him. “Come on kitty kat, cum for us. Let go and I’ll give you all the cum you want.”

You cupped Levi’s face. “Drown my pussy in your cum. I need more.”

Levi crashed his lips against yours. “All yours.” 

You turned your head and kissed Erwin as you felt yourself slipping into euphoria. You pulled from their lips and felt the snap. You screamed in ecstasy as your body thrashed in bliss. You felt a hot water of pleasure shoot through your nerve endings. You were overcome and dominated by the orgasm that was rushing through you. You held onto your men for dear life as you spasmed and wiggled. 

Levi growled before moaning your name as your pussy walls massaged his cock. “Sh-shit!” Levi slammed his cock deep into you before cumming hard into you. He poured every bit of his seed into you as he panted and held you. “Fuck.”

Erwin wrapped his arms around you and hummed. “Good girl. Good boy Levi.”

Levi wrapped his arms around you. “That was incredible. I love you.” He kissed you and smiled. “I love you so much.”

You welled up. “I love you too, Levi.” You turned your head and kissed Erwin. “I love you, Erwin. I love you both so much. Thank you for a wonderful birthday morning wake up.” You giggled. “I feel so spoiled and a little bit squished.” 

Levi showered your face in kisses. “I’m glad you liked this all. Erwin and I talked about this a lot.”

Erwin kissed your shoulder. “We had to practice kissing to get used to it. Being with you is one thing, but showing each other physical love is very different. I’m okay to do it again.”

Levi nodded. “I’ll be okay with it too.” He rubbed your cheek softly. “But the making out and cuddling will be with you only.”

You giggled. “I’m okay with that.” 

Levi pulled out of you and sighed. “I’ll go clean.”

Erwin yanked you against his chest. “I’ve got her.” He covered your face in kisses. “Hi birthday girl.”

You giggled. “Hi.”

He kissed the end of your nose. “Are you feeling okay? No aches or pains?”

“All good for me. Are you okay?”

He nodded. “Perfect.”

Levi jogged over and cleaned you up before handing Erwin something to clean himself with. “I’ve started the bath for you, but there is something we wanna give you.”

Erwin finished cleaned and ran to the bathroom before returning. “We hope you like it.”

You sat up and smiled. “Okay, I’m ready for whatever it is.”

Levi reached under the bed and pulled out a nice bag. He placed it in front of you and smiled. “Your gift.”

You opened it up to find four ring boxes inside. “Four rings?”

Erwin ruffled his hair. “We know we can never get married. You could only get married to one of us and it’s a bit sad for one of us.”

Levi opened up the four boxes. “So we bought four rings. Two for you and one for me and one for Erwin. In our hearts we’ll know we’re married.”

You blushed bright red. “M…married?”

“If you want.”

Erwin rubbed your back. “It’s all your choice, okay?”

Levi took your hand and kissed it. “We go at your pace.”

You picked up your two rings and slipped them on your ring finger. You smiled as the delicate rings twinkled in the light. “I love them.” You picked up both Levi’s and Erwin’s and held them out. “For both. We’re committed for life.” 

Erwin hugged you tightly once the ring was on. “My sweet wife.”

Levi hugged your other side. “My adorable wife.”

You giggled. “My wonderful husbands.”

Levi kissed your temple. “Bath time for you. We’ll both wash you and massage you.”

You blushed. “Oh my. I can’t wait.”

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You Wanna Smoke? (Chapter 3)

Chase runs out of weed and must go to the human world to get more. How will they manage? And who will they be smoking weed with? Find out in this self-indulgent fic about my Obey Me blunt rotation.

Characters: MC, Mammon, Lucifer, Thirteen, Diavolo, Asmodeus, Simeon, Beelzebub, Solomon

Genre: Slice of Life

Tags: Marijuana, Recreational Drug use, No romance just bros being bros, No Spoilers

A/n: I had a blunt rotation list for Obey Me characters that I’d like to smoke weed with and I decided to make it into a story. The full story is already posted to AO3 but I wanted to keep a writing tumblr for all my stories. The previous chapter had art but I got lazy from this point on and stopped drawing lol.

Story Index

The following day at RAD, I wandered the hallway between second and third period trying to figure out who out of thousands of students here smoked weed. There were no other humans besides Solomon and I and I did not want to just randomly ask around in case word got back to Lucifer and Diavolo.

I could assume that Belphie gets high but I think he simply just likes to nap. Beel eats a lot which can be seen as a stoner move but with all the eating he does when will he get time to smoke or vape weed? If he did edibles, he would over do it and his body would feel too heavy to do anything else. Satan and Levi were out of the question. I even heard Levi claim that “Marijuana Kills” once.

“Yo!” Mammon called out behind me, interrupting my thoughts.

He put an arm around my shoulders and leaned in to whisper, “Have ya found anyone yet?”

I shook my head.

“I dunno why you’re so hell bent on trying to get marijuana, anyway,” he said, “Do you really need to be high?”

“Well,” I said, “It helps me get through the anxiety of being here. Like all of you guys are cool but I’m still in Hell.”

“Devildom,” he corrected.

“Yeah,” I said, “It helps me sleep and organize my racing thoughts better. Also, being high is fun!”

“So,” said a melodic voice behind us, “You smoke marijuana?”

Mammon and I turned around to see Simeon standing right behind us.

“Shit,” I swore.

“Simeon!” exclaimed Mammon, “Do not tell Lucifer or Diavolo, please.”

“Oh, no. Don’t worry. I won’t,” Simeon whispered with a smile, “However, I think I can help you find someone who knows how to get weed.”

“Really?” I whispered with excitement, “Who?”

“Thirteen.”

“So,” said Thirteen, “You want weed, huh?”

Mammon and I were in her room sitting across from her. Her room had an odor of what smelled like marijuana but a little different. Maybe a special strain? She was crimping a piece of rolling paper and packing a bit of weed from her grinder into it. I caught myself staring at the joint she was crafting. I glanced up at her and she smirked.

“Yes,” I said with desperation, “I would love some. Actually, I’d prefer vape carts.”

“Ew. Gross. Carts?” she said with disgust.

“I don’t know how to roll a J,” I said with shame, “And my bong broke at the last weed party I attended in the human world. Besides, it’s easy to conceal.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” she said as she started to roll the joint, “I can’t get you carts here and besides, this is Hell Weed. You can’t smoke this. It will kill you. You’d have to get it from the human world.”

“How in the hell would they do that?” asked Mammon, “They’re human. The whole reason they’re here is ‘cause they need it from here!”

Thirteen licked the end part of the rolling paper and started to adhere it to itself.

“Sorry,” she said, “I really can’t help you, then.”

“Do you know who would be able to help me?” I asked.

She twisted the end and added a filter to the other.

“Yeah,” she said while holding it between her lips and lighting the twisted end with a lighter, “I know a guy.”

[abalonetea]

doing an open last line tag from @sleepyowlwrites with what i wrote for Howl today!

“What the Hell?” Harris demands. Inside, a bell rings. He’s missed his last class. “What’re you doing?”

“I – I don’t know! I’m sorry,” says Levi, and he sounds like he means it.

“Sorry? You hauled off on him!”

“He was talking shit,” Levi says. “And - “ He shakes out his bruised hand and then brings it up to his face, fingers curled towards his mouth. “I dunno, Harris. We were doing laps, and then he was talking shit about Ace cause his brother’s on the same team, and I just – then you were there, and we were on the ground and - “

Levi’s hands are shaking. He curls his palm over his mouth like he’s covering it, sniffs hard twice, and then pulls the side of his pointer finger into his mouth, sucking at the blood smeared on it.

For a long moment, all that Harris can do is stare at Levi.

Then it kicks in his brain that Levi is licking another kid’s blood off his hand – shaking, all over, like he’s taken a dunk in the dead of winter – and Harris catches hold of Levi’s wrist and pulls it away from his mouth. “Stop that! The fuck’re you doing?”

Levi’s eyes are big and wide, mouth opening like he’s going to answer and then just hanging that way. Eventually, he shakes his head, shoulders bunching up around his ears. “I dunno. I’m sorry.”

“Fuck. Shit.” Harris is still holding onto Levi’s wrist. “We gotta go home.”

“Harris - “

“No. I dunno what you’re thinking, starting shit with him and - “ Harris uses his grip to shake Levi’s hand. “ - this? What the fuck?”

“Harris - “

“What?”

Levi’s lower lip wobbles. “It smells good.”

Harris freezes.

“It smells better’n lunch,” Levi’s voices cracks halfway through the sentence. His tongue darts out, over his lower lip, and Harris realizes that his brother’s looking at their hands instead of at his face. “And – I’m really hungry.”

_-_-_

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Tickletober Day 2: Chase

Pairings: Natsu, Rouge, and Sting

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“Hey have you seen Natsu?” Lucy went around the guild asking were her pink haired teammate is at. “He could be horseplaying with Gray” Wendy suggested.

“Last time I seen him he and happy were messing with Sting and Rouge” Levy informed as she and gajeel left the guild. “Yeah this idiot is being an idiot” Gajeel added on, he watch Natsu being chased by both Sting and Rouge.

“Gajeel!”

“Look he is I don’t know what he did but I’m not helping him” Gajeel snickered. “Well what’s going on?!” Lucy asked some what concerned.

“He ‘accidentally’ trapped Frosch and Lector and now he’s being chased fricken idiot” Gray shook his head. “Even happy knew it was a stupid idea, and happy is the one who normally agrees with them” he added on.

“Knowing Natsu he did that” Lucy shrugged her shoulders before crossing her arms.

“LUCY!! HELP ME PLEASE” Natsu begged as he ran to hide behind her.

“COME HERE!”

“STOP HIM LUCY!”

“NO! Whatever you did is more than likely your fault” Lucy pushed natsu towards sting and rouge.

“NOOOOO LUCY YOU TRAITOR”

“Thanks Lucy” they both thanked pulling him outside the guild and around the back.

“No problem”

“ERZA, GRAY, HAPPY, WENDY COME ON HELP LITTLE OLD NATSU OUT” Natsu yelled and whined for help.

“No they can help you after you get through with us” Sting grinned. “We warned you what would happen, yet you chose to ignore” Rouge side eyed him, pinned his arms behind his head.

“Ouch so aggressive and for what— wait guys no don’t no no no” Natsu realized, due to Erza and Gray tag teaming him almost all the time when they were kids.

“Too late” Sting chuckled.

“Your actions have consequences” rouge simply stated.

“Okay but it was an accident do not no nononono nohohoho stahahahahahap”.

“Accident our ass” sting rolled his eyes as he scribbled against Natsu’s sides.

“It wahahahas thoughehehehe”

“Yeah I bet I’ll believe that when you can light fire underwater” rouge scoffed.

“Thehehehey ahahahgreeed atleast ihihi gotten consentEHEH AHAHAHAHA”

“That’s for back-talking” rouge joined in digging into his armpits.

“Nice spot rouge got him squealing like a little girl” sting complimented just to tease Natsu. “SHUHUHUT UHUHUP” nastu squealed again LMFAOO R.I.P NATSU.

“Shut it squeals’” Rouge couldn’t help but tease. Natsu’s face turning beet red.

“GYAHAHAHAHA STIHIHIHINGEHEHE GOHOHOHO AWHAHAHAHAAY YAHAHAHA”

“OH SHIT I HIT A SWEET SPOTTTTT” Sting singed.

“Driving him nuts sting”

“I knowwwww”

“NAHAHAHAHA *snort* IHIHIHI GIVEEHEHE *snort* IHIHI GIHIHIVE”

“Ok so apologize and tell us where Frosch and Lector are” Rouge titled his head, speeding up his pace just for fun.

“OHOHOHOKAHAHAY IM SAHAHAHA *snort* SAHAHAHAHRREHEHE LET MEHEHE BREAHTEHEHEHEHE *snort* FIHIHIRST AGAHAHD” Natsu pleaded.

“Should we accept sting?” Rouge asked.

“I dunno, I mean does he deserve to be forgiven ya’know he also took our food earlier?” Sting teased.

“PLehehehAse *snort* yEHEHES Ihi DohoOho” Natsu interrupted.

“Fine you crybaby” Sting rolled his eyes jokingly.

“Therehehe in thehe-the clock thihihihing of Luhu-Lucy’s” Natsu admits.

“Good now ask her how do we summon it”

“Nohoho I’m gonna get tickled againn” Natsu whined.

“Well that’s too bad or would you rather get tickled by me and Sting again” Rouge asked as he cracked his knuckles, Sting wiggling his.

“Ohokahay dohohon’t I’ll ask her” Natsu got up walking back into the guild.

“Go on” Sting shoved him towards her.

“Did you learn your lesson about messing with people’s stuff and friends?” Lucy crossed her arms smirking.

“I— ya’know the clock man how do you summon him” Natsu asked nervously.

“Horologium? Most of the time he comes out on his own when he senses when I’m in danger? Why are you asking” Lucy asked confused.

“Because I- well you see umm.. IkindatookthekeyandthatswhereFroschandLectorareandidon’tknowhowtosummonhimsorry” Natsu spat out.

“Natsu your so DEAD” Lucy began to chased him just as he predicted.

“I SAID I WAS SORRY!”

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#5

Weird Places MC has Been Caught Sleeping In

- The railing of RAD. Next to the spiral staircase. Like just balancing in the banister

- The trunk of Mammon’s precious car

- Taped to Lucifer’s ceiling because they were supposed to be doing a prank

- On Levi’s PC. It was warm.

- Three feet in the air, hanging by a shoelace

- The stage of RAD during an award ceremony

- Almost the oven. Twice.

- On Diavolo’s shoulders, surprisingly

- On a stretcher. Don’t ask. You don’t wanna know.

- A blackjack table. Mammons fault not mine.

- A ladder in Satan’s library

- NOT THEIR BED.

299 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

#4

Everyone is Staring at Yuu

Anon asked: dude imagine the first years walking around campus and everyone just staring at them bc yuu is freinds with someone from savannaclaw and disonmia(i know i spt that wrong) and its even weirder bc yuu is magicaless

"Dude..." Ace whispered to Deuce. "Everyone's looking at us really weirdly."

"Watcha lookin' at, huh?!" Epel sneered, sizing up a Octavinelle student.

"U-uh, nothing! Not you, of course!" They said in a rush. "Not that you're not worth looking at just uh-"

"Really now?" Epel seethed.

"Epel, let it go," Jack said, sighing. "C'mon."

"It is highly unprofessional of you to start a fight with another student!" Sebek yelled over at Epel.

"I'll show you professional when I shove my foot up your as-"

"Epel!" Jack pulled back the boy by his collar. "Sebek, disregard him."

The Diasomnia student scoffed. "Such a small threat wouldn't phase me. I am Waka-sama's personal guard, after all."

"I don't think they're looking at us..." Deuce whispered back, looking at the students staring.

In the middle of the group was Yuu, with Grim perched on their shoulder. The prefect was chewing on some jerky that they had on them, occasionally giving a piece to Grim.

"...I think they're looking at Yuu." Deuce completed his sentence.

"Woah, you're actually being smart for once?!" Ace exclaimed on an intentionally loud volume.

"It's not like you're much better, Ace." Yuu smirked, handing Grim a piece of jerky. "You're an idiot. But you're one of my idiots, so don't worry, heh."

Ace blushed a little before turning around and huffing. "Where are we going anyway?"

"I would like to know that as well! I can not slack off on my duty to protect Waka-sama! I should be back soon!" Sebek agreed.

"Oh just down to Sam's! I need some stuff and I've been saving tokens for weeks." Yuu replied. "And why do I feel so many eyes on me? Like this is creepy."

Grim looked up from his piece of jerky around at the people Yuu seemed to be talking about. "I dunno... Hey! Why are you starin' at us?!"

"U-uh... Nothing, nevermind." The called-out student stammered.

"It's alright, don't mind Grim." Yuu motioned for the student to come over with their hands. "C'mon."

Nervously, the student shuffled their way over to Yuu and the other first-years.

"Well?"

"Uhm... see... you're ...aquaintances? I don't know if that's the right word... but you seem to be familiar with the dorm head of both Savanahclaw and Diasomnia," They said, staring at the floor. "And no one's really ever talked with either so much as once, so you're kind of a... celebrity, I suppose."

"Me, a celebrity? Hah!" Yuu laughed. "I mean it is true that I'm friends with Leona and Tsunotarou, but surely more than I have talked to them."

"I wouldn't be too sure, Yuu." Jack nudged them.

"Yeah... the Diasomnia dormleader is kind of... scary."

"How dare you call Waka-sama scary!" Sebek yelled.

"Sebek, calm down. I don't think Tsunotarou minds." Yuu sighs. "You can go now."

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347 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#3

If you don't mind or if you're requests are open can I request for a GEN Z MC?

Ofc :D

Gen Z!MC in the Devildom

This is so funny to me

Probably wouldn’t be surprised

“Huh, so the Karen’s were right.”

The demons would probably be extremely confused why you’re addressing a group of people with the name ’Karen’

You were pretty tame before learning that Lucifer picked you on an off-chance

That’s when you decided to make their lives hellish

Or well…

YOU GET THE POINT

Expect a lot of AC/DC and loud music to be blasting in your room

And then Mitski turns on because your playlist is a rollercoaster and you roll on the floor crying 🗿

And then it goes to hyperpop 💀

No one in that house will be getting any decent sleep

Don’t play uno

It wasn’t banned at one point

That was until you told Mammon about it

Why would you do that 😭

Broski made betting pools

Don’t do that again

Anywho

[SCENARIO]

You walk into the dining room in the morning

Most of the demon brothers are already there

You had stayed up most of the night watching TikTok’s on your smuggled human-world phone

You half yawning say, “So someone tried to bring back eating tide pods… like puhlease that was so 2015.”

You’re most definitely getting bombarded with questions

“MC… WHAT?!?” ⁃ “Tide… pods?”

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385 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#2

Smart AF Yuu

@theheavilyindulgentgoat asked: Umm… May I have a scenario where MC gets straight As in every single of their classes? And ever since they came to twst they've scored higher than both Riddle and Azul in every single class? I just….. really want to see how they'd react, especially since they can't really score higher than 100… Oh my gosh!!! And imagine… If Riddle n Azul manage to score higher than MC cause MCs grades are usually in the high 90s to 100s… But when they brag or tease MC about it they're just unfazed!!! Sorry if this is long. I was just struck with the irresistible urge to be better than the love of my life Riddle and academic rival Azul. Thank you, and have a lovely day.

Yuu. The Ramshackle prefect. The smartest bitch in the godforsaken NRC. The person that two students absolutely despise.

Azul and Riddle, who used to always fight each other for the top spot, now share a common enemy. Yuu.

Yuu's grades are... perfect. The Perfect Prefect. Shut up.

The lowest grade Yuu had gotten was a 97. A NINETY-FUCKING-SEVEN.

Riddle is seething. His year is ruined. His life is ruined. Yuu ruined his life.

Azul might cry. He's stressed. Mountains of paper were on different parts of his room.

They both hated Yuu. They wanted to punch the smug look off of Yuu's face.

During the big test where the Adeuce duo + Grim gain anemones on their heads, both housewardens beat Yuu by a couple measly points.

When they go up to rub it in their face, what Yuu says inrages them even more.

"It's bound to happen, after all; I've been in this world for far less of a time than you were. Congratulations of your 98's, both of you!" They clap a few times before walking away, going to find their idiots.

Azul and Riddle hate Yuu.

Yuu has got to go.

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[devildom-doll]

Playing With Levi’s Joystick ✨

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A/N: This was one of the first Obey Me fic I wrote back in September I think, fixed it up, and now it’s here~ Also also, I might remake this with a two-dick Leviathan in the future, but I wanna write fics for the other guys first, eueheueue.

Expect either a Luci fic (dunno if it’ll be a dark fic yet) or a fluff fic with a Male MC next ^w^

~Dollie 🧸

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Word Count: 1.6k words

Warnings and Tags: Gender-Neutral!MC x Sub!Leviathan. Blowjob, Some Fluff I guess, yea that’s it

TLDR: Levi gets you to play a fap game to get ya horny, it’ll be your first time giving a blowjob and Levi receiving said blowjob. yay.

Be Warned! You are About to read some Fluffy Smut that really isn’t triggering at all, but still, Please be 18+, ty ty

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It seems that Levi hasn’t been taking his mind off you. Each night, he’d masturbate to his fantasy where he dishevels you senselessly like a hentai character. It was wishful thinking; he waited for you to make the first move but his impatience finally got the best of him, he would be the one to lead you both down that lustful route. Levi has been playing a Nukige he bought from Akuzon, and each night, his ultimate fuck fantasies were reimagined on the screen. He’ll make you play the game to get you in the mood, and when the time seems right, well, that’s about it… you would see through his true intentions and probably see him as some degenerate weeb, but it’s worth the risk, you probably already see him that way anyway, he thought. He called you up last night to come play this “new game” and you’ll think nothing of it… he booted up the game at the start menu like he was seeing it for the first time and waited for your arrival.

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“Enter MC, I got a surprise for you!” You were greeted by an anxious but smiling Leviathan. He pulled you in frantically and sat you down in front of his PC, and all you did was glance at the game’s home screen menu.

“Here's the game I ordered, I heard it’s very fun! Hehe.” He tried masking the blush forming across his face with an innocent grin that didn't help hide his intentions at all.

“Uh… Interesting, is it a single-player game?” You asked.

“Yeah it is, so, I’ll just be backseat gaming from here,” he took a step inside his bathtub bed positioning himself to face you, “I want you to play it, MC.”

“Uh-huh, okay then,” speculations became confirmation. You actually already played this Nukige way before you met the boys, but for just Levi’s sake, you pretended you were seeing it for the first time. You sat in front of his PC in his comfortable gamer chair then turned back at Levi in anticipation as his blushing face stayed hidden behind the bathtub wall. Everything was going exactly as he planned, but you were just in for the ride wondering how long it would take you to make the first move.

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It was all exactly as you remembered; the graphics, the lewd sound effects, the “gameplay,” it truly was like playing it for the first time. A few minutes of gameplay and you’ve already yearned to make the first move on him. You turned to face Levi glancing at you with alluring eyes while you played, no longer hiding his red face.

“Levi, I feel dirty,” you paused the game and bit your lip, “can I touch you?” As you popped the question, his face beamed like never before.

“Y-yes YES! Get in here,” he brought you into his bathtub and pulled you in for a tight embrace.

You melted in his grasp as you leaned in to kiss his lips, igniting his desires. Levi had to hold his impulses for the longest time, so he took every second to run his trembling hands down your precious body making sure every inch was his to touch. It surprised you when he got a hold of your head to face him; he slid his tongue across your lips and into your mouth as you moaned his name. It was like he was imitating your gameplay, so it was no wonder he was acting so awkwardly possessive over you. It came off more adorable if anything.

Through it all, you feared that he was already going to ejaculate just by exchanging spit through his sloppy kisses, so you took advantage of his position and rubbed the bulge that’s been forming through his pants. He let out a moan realizing he’d almost lost himself.

“Can I play with it, please?”

“Play? Ah, okay,” He nodded as he eagerly helped you undo his pants, all while breathing unevenly from your unexpected request. He slid down his boxers and his dick flung right out. You were stunned at the sight of it; every life decision was made just so you could glance at Levi’s veiny cock twitching and leaking from your arousal.

“Sorry, if it’s not big enough…” Levi pouted, staring down at his half-flaccid cock.

“Aw Levi, it’s not bad.”

It was only half-hard, and even that made it more than enough, but you couldn’t care less about its size. Levi admired your body regardless of how you think of it, it only made sense that you’d do the same for him.

“Levi, can I?”

“Y-yea… please touch it more.”

You gasped as your soft clutch wrapped his now rock-solid dick making him jolt.

“Ahh OMG, MC is touching me!” He hid his blushing face only to glance at you through his fingers. You were only holding it but seeing how flustered Levi was just by your touch never felt so validating; you truly are everything he wanted.

With gentle fingers, you lubed his shaft with his precum and kept your eyes on him as each stroke put him at ease. He removed his hands from his face and placed them close to his beating heart. You laid your tongue down and licked the precum off his tip, tasting its bittersweet flavor. Levi glanced down at you with teary eyes trying to hold back his moaning as more precum came leaking out each time you flicked your tongue across his slit. Having it stroked and sucked at the same time was a sight he only knew from the hentai he’s consumed and little by little his detained moaning grew louder knowing his dick was coated with your love. After running your tongue onto each vein on his shaft, you could only imagine his reaction when you began sucking down on him harshly; sending shivers through his body making him a whimpering mess.

“Ah… MC, c-can you try to deepthroat?” Your vision panned up at his blushing face as you pulled out.

“Yeah, I'll do what I can,” you nodded. It was going to be difficult to bring it all down to your throat, but it was worth a try just to give this envious demon your best cock-sucking abilities. You trace the tip with your tongue and with the help of Levi’s trembling hands, he slowly pressed your mouth down his throbbing member. You made your first attempt slowly but you gagged and pulled back when it hit the back of your throat.

“Ahh! I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” He held up your face covered in arousal; his hands trembling in a panic, “you okay, MC?”

“Hehe, I’m fine,” you gained back your composure after his adorable apology; knowing how he cares for you made you want to give him more, much more than he’d expect… It was your first time doing something like this, much less to the Avatar of Envy that chose you out of anyone to pleasure him. No matter how you take him, he is aware of your limited human abilities, yet he still wants every part of you for himself.

Levi calmed down from the deepthroat panic after you kissed his palms but pleasuring him was far from over as you went back to planting kisses all over his cock, inching closer to his balls before sucking on them.

“Oh, fu- MC!” Levi let out a throaty gasp while your hand continued stroking his dick.

You’ve tried going back to deepthroating him again and again; attempting to bring his cock deep down your throat without gagging. Sure enough, your constant gagging was turning him on; slowly convincing himself that his dick size was big enough to make you choke on it like he always wanted.

He grabbed you by the head and started thrusting his over-stimulated cock into your mouth as his quickening pace brought you to tears. You were melting in his sudden grasp completely using your pretty mouth as his personal deepthroat toy. He tried his best to hold off his release in hopes that your mouth could never stop tightening around him, but it was bound to end soon as his escalating whimpering made you realize he was getting close.

“I can’t control it, I’m gonna cum!” His voice echoed around his room, and by that point, you couldn’t wait any longer either.

“Just cum then,” your sucking got harsher upon his remark that he had to hold onto the walls of the bathtub to keep him from melting in your stimulation.

“Cum in your mouth?!” His voice was cut off by the quickened pace of your cock rubbing, “Ahh fuck FUCK…” His whimpering got higher each second.

“Ah, MC!! I’m cumming now!!” His movements were staggering and closing into his climax. He moaned your name one last time as thick warm cum shot to the back of your throat. Your mouth could hardly contain it all, all his cum that was left unswallowed was dripping down your face and onto your clothes. Some still dripped down his dick, which was still wrapped tightly in your clutch. His moaning subsided and the last drops of cum dribbled out of his now semi-hard cock, so you looked up at him awaiting his approval.

“Th-thank you, MC, hehe,” Levi’s nervous laugh brought you joy as you helped wipe some tears off his cheek with your clean sleeve. He couldn't do the same with your cum-covered face, but he brought you in closer to lick off what was on your lips soon leaning into a kiss.

“Did I do good?” You ask.

“Mm-hm,” Levi nodded his head, “I never thought this could happen,” the lingering pleasure of your lips on his cock filled his mind once again wanting to replay it over and over.

“Wait… You’re still hard? After cumming that much?!” His dick twitched against your thigh and all he could do was let out a nervous laugh.

“I guess blowing me wasn’t enough…”

[skellebonez]

0 SELF CONTROL HERE SKELLE!!! God so help me, I need more fluff- so I come here with this suggestion: 64 "I may have eaten seven of them already" AND 72 "don't you dare" with winter's parents and kiddos AU BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AHDJDB

I just wanted to write something light and fluffy and simple and you have given me a great prompt to do that just! @winterpower98 thank you for making this AU, it's like a hot cup of cocoa on a cold day.

I may have eaten seven of them already/Don't you dare

“Don’t you dare,” Macaque grumbled the second Wukong started to smile in his direction. “I know what you’re thinking. Don’t even say it.”

“Aw, come on!” Wukong laughed out, smile widening. “It’ll be fun! And we can totally handle the three of them together. And they’d probably love it if you came!”

Macaque grumbled under his breath, looking at the pamphlet in the other disguised immortal monkey's hands with a withering gaze. Should he had also had the Monkey King's one time use beam eyes (and now that he thought about those, what even happened to them? he never saw him use them but people who saw it knew he had used that ability at least once) he might have taken the chance light it on fire.

But only might. Mei was there, after all, and that seemed like an extreme reaction that relied on "I am only just used to having a child and you expect me to do THAT".

"Hey," Wukong continued, voice softening as he smiled. "You don't have to go with us. I know that crowded places like that are not... the most comfortable for you. I can probably get Iron Fan or Sandy to come with us since Red is coming along too if you really don't want to go. I know you won't tell Mei she can't hang out with her friends, I just thought you'd be more comfortable watching her yourself."

The sentiment was... shockingly thoughtful, once explained to Macaque. Wukong was right, he was more comfortable watching over his adopted daughter himself. Not that he didn't trust Wukong to care for her, or any of his little friend group for that matter, but it had just been the two of them for so long that leaving her in the care of another somewhere with so many people... perhaps that was a ridiculous thing to think, given how often he had left her alone in hotel rooms during their early months after the fire.

At least those doors were locked?

"I will... discuss this with Mei," he said after a moment, choosing to ignore the small surprised tilt the other's smile took in response. "That's not a yes!"

"Didn't say it was, Mango," Wukong said, handing him the pamphlet as he walked off before loudly announcing his next course of action. "I'm going to make snacks!"

Which left Macaque alone with Mei and MK. He sighed, kneeling down to be closer to eye level with them..

"Look, kids, I talked to Wukong and..." Macaque attempted to start. But Mei and MK were looking at him dead in the eye, little eyes watering up as they pouted. They had almost certainly been listening in on at least part of their conversation, he was certain of it now! But he was Six-Eared Macaque! He had resolve! He could hold his ground! "I don't... I..." Mei's lip trembled. "Uuuuuugh fine. I'll go to the a-"

The resounding screams and cheers from the two youngsters that interrupted him could have broken through the sound barrier, and Macaque had to cover his ears in response.

"BUT!" He continued, waiting for their attention to fall back on him. "You need to listen to us at all times. Understood?"

Somewhere in the screaming he was almost certain he heard a yes or two.

Wukong peeked his head out from the kitchen, levying Macaque with an understanding expression.

"They tag teamed you with the eyes, didn't they."

"And the lip wobble."

"Ouch."

"WE'RE GOING TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK FUCK YEAH!"

"MEI LANGUAGE!

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"Here," Wukong said, pulling Macaque aside after just 30 minutes in the park. Iron Fan had come along after all, watching her son and his friends after they disembarked the swing ride they were on for the third time in a row. He held out his hand, some kind of tiny package in his right hand while his left held yet another piece of amusement park food from a stall of some kind. "You, uh. I brought them in case you started to look uncomfortable and I thought they might help?"

Macaque held out his hand, eyes widening as he realized what the package contained.

"Earplugs? Really?"

"Well, I thought," Wukong shrugged, looking away for a few seconds. If Macaque didn't know any better he would say the other monkey was blushing in embarrassment. "I dunno... maybe they might help block out the noise? Your hearing is so good that you can probably hear through them and all and... and you've probably already thought about using them before oh fuck I am an idiot."

The face of pure dismay on the other made it so Macaque couldn't help but let out a surprised laugh. In all their time together he had never seen him look so comically disappointed in himself. And he saw the other do some really dumb shit! He was around to hear second hand about when this man picked a fight with Buddha after all.

"It's fine," Macaque said, opening the package. There were at least 12 inside, more than enough for all of his ears if he wanted to use them like that. Oddly... thoughtful, actually. "I haven't used them in decades, not in public or in private. But maybe these new modern ones are lest shit. Mei's little earmuffs and headphones seem to be a lot better than the old stuff after all."

Wukong seemed to watch him as he carefully, covertly, slipped the plugs into his ears. Just inside his ears enough to not be noticeable if you weren't looking for them. Snug... The world was muted oddly, and to be honest it wasn't the most comfortable thing mentally when he was supposed to be watching someone else. But he could still hear Mei from farther away than any human...

"Well... they're less shit," he announced, and now it was apparently Wukong's turn to be unable to hold back a laugh. "Hey. Thanks."

"Don't mention it, Mango," Wukong said with a smile, shoving the last of his deep fried nonsense into his mouth.

"How many of those things have you eaten sense we got here?"

"I may have eaten seven of them already."

"Oh I am NOT riding behind you on any roller coasters, no way."

[belphieslilcow]

DEMON FORM RANKINGS LETS GOOOOO

(thank you @eternallydaydreaming2015 for tagging me i love overanalyzing shit <3 of course anyone else can do this if they want to as well!! no pics cause im... lazy)

dia - i just think his demon form is like really... i guess grand? the giant wings and bull horns with their gold tips, his fur coat thingy? it's very fitting of a prince!! the black and gold look amazing together and give a very intimidating, royal look!!

barb - i love the teal so much!! and his outfit itself has SO many ruffles and by god am i a slut for ruffles, it looks very sleek, yet soft, and actually really comfortable!! of course i love barb's tail, i don't quite understand his horns, they look like mini skeletal wings, but hey!!

levi - honestly his outfit itself im not too crazy about, i would've preferred a full hoodie than the tummy showing, but it makes up for it in the horns and tail!! levi's tail is like So Good im just obsessed with it, and his horns/antlers are So unique and beautiful!!

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these four are basically at the same level, i really don't have much to say about them then yeah they're designs are fine!! they work, but they don't really Stun me and they're not uglee so!!

lucifer - honestly at first i had lucifer higher up, his demon form feels.. idk iconic for some reason? it looks like a super version of his everyday outfit which i think is pretty dope!! i like the Idea of the peacock markings, but i think they couldve been integrated a bit better, they kinda stand out a bit too much for me

beel - i like that his belt matches his everyday outfit!! yes that's the most important thing!! overall i think the punk cowboy aesthetic works, i think some more orange in his design would look really nice like on his jacket, he has some of my fav horns as well!!

belphie - oh shidd he Comfy!! i do really love belphie's demon form!! i love his ram horns and im like equally obsessed with belphie's cow tail and i dunno why i have him so low honestly? (well everyone in this section is the same level technically but yk) his horseshoe is a bit Weird do cows wear shoes?? i like his cow spots and his sleeves having the thumb holes is just So adorable!! ALSO!!! he has a belt that matches with beel so like... epic points

mammon - tiddies good yum yum <3

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satan - </3 satan... my boy... why? the belt buckle especially?? the pants?? oof!! i like that his tail has a gradient to it, though the green is a bit bright, its like jello, i do appreciate the boa because yadda yadda lucifer wings AND!!! his cat toy he has on his waist it's very nice

asmo - GOD IM SO SORRY ASMO BUT UR DEMON FORM JUST ISNT IT the mismatching pant legs?? the roses?? the cuffs?? i do like the scorpion brooch though, weird girl asmo rights!! and i DO REALLY LOVE HIS HORN GRADIENT!! but just overall asmo... you know you need help when you're below satan on Any fashion scale

[astaroth1357]

A Lazy Day with MC and the Brothers

I was just chilling one day and thought about how a lazy day in with our boys might be like… I like hijinks, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes we ought to slow down too, you know?

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Warning: Slight NSFW-ish? I dunno how to tag innuendo...

Lucifer

First off, hats off for managing to convince the guy to just do nothing for any length of time. That’s some seriously impressive persuasive powers, MC, you sure you don’t know how to charm?

Lazy Lucifer=Sleepy Lucifer. He spends so many nights up late getting work done then follows it up by getting up early in order to wrangling his brothers. It's honestly like it all catches up with him... He’s sleeping in and he’s sleeping in HARD.

Might text one of his brothers to bring them in a late breakfast at some point (never mind the fact it’s practically dinner). Beel would be the one most likely to agree to it, but he also may just eat whatever he picked up on the way there so hopefully someone else is feeling charitable… Try Asmo.

Honestly, his entire goal is to not leave the bedroom at all. If he leaves, then he runs the risk of people seeing him… wait for it... relaxing. Oh, just imagine the scandal!!

Some classical music, a bit of conversation, and maybe a good book in bed would all sound like heaven to him. They may have to get up to make some tea to go along with it, just remind him that drinking coffee on your recharge days can have the opposite effect. The taste of coffee could always just end up reminding him of work anyway…

The evening can go one of two ways. Calm and peaceful or "stress relieving." If they chose the stress relieving option, best be prepared because he'll have a whole night's worth of stress to let out and he's going to need some help… 😏

Mammon

He’s going to want to be close to the MC the whole time, they can hold onto him or him onto them, whatever works. It doesn’t matter as long as there’s still some kind of contact happening.

A whole day with just him and the MC? And they don’t even have to be doing anything? Where can he sign up??

Cue a lot of doing nothing in particular with Mammon tangled up on them in some way: hugging their waist while he checks his phone, resting their legs on his lap during a gaming session, wrapping himself around them while they just have casual conversation. That kind of thing.

When they eventually get hungry then he might pop down to the kitchen and make them some instant noodles (I wouldn’t trust much else he tries to make since… well we know he kind of just adds whatever’s around to his food).

He might start getting a little restless part of the way through the day though, so they’re going to have to do something to get that energy out… 🤔

Use your imagination, I know this fandom can.

Leviathan

The reigning Prince of Lazy Days. Everything about Levi screams “goof off/game night buddy” (at least if the MC is a fellow otaku anyway).

He probably didn’t sleep the night before because he was playing/watching something so the morning will go down one of two ways: 1) He just pulls an all-nighter and begins to progressively lose his mind as the day goes on, or 2) He’s dead to the world until 2pm. Only one of those options is entertaining so you know what I'm going with.

Things will go pretty smoothly through the morning. They don’t have to go anywhere because his room has plenty of snacks so they can just chill out and watch anime or play video games.

Buuut stuff will get more dicey as the afternoon rolls around and his sleep deprivation sets in. He’ll start losing a lot of his filter and may ramble for even longer than normal with even less coherency. He’ll also get more um… "bold" than usual.

Or he may just want to cuddle with them while he babbles on about how much he loves them and how warm they are and how much they remind him of Henry, which reminds him have they seen the latest season of “My Life with Seven Demon Brothers Who All Love Me!” yet because the main character there also reminds him of them and-

He’ll pass out eventually, probably latched onto them somehow with his tail around them tenderly. Don’t bring it up to him in the morning because he will unsuccessfully try to deny it ever happened.

Satan

Not opposed to the occasional lazy day. It actually does good for his nerves since holding in all that pent-up anger can feel like stuffing an elephant into a tea kettle sometimes...

They’re going to want to get him out of his bedroom or the library if they don’t want to fight for his attention against whatever new book he’s eating through today. When the man gets engrossed then it’s like nothing else matters, the House could split in two and he'll only notice if he suddenly can’t reach his drink anymore...

May actually be advantageous to go outside with him, take a nice stroll around the House while having some interesting conversation. They could poke his brain about anything that suits their fancy while they’re out amongst the trees and nature.

If they don’t want to go outside and rather take their chances with the book then okay but the engrossment problem still applies. He may even forget to eat...

Best way to combat his lack of attention is to be a little brat that’s juuust cute enough not to piss him off. It’s a delicate balance. That means getting real close to him, like sitting on his legs, and just occasionally reminding him of their presence with longing looks while tapping, flicking, or messing with the book from time to time (yes, kind of like an attention-seeking cat).

Play it just right and they’ll get attention on them alright, but he may also be looking to punish his “needy kitty." Hope that’s what they’re aiming for... 🤷‍♀️

Asmodeus

Really? They want to do nothing? Nothing at all? Are they sure they don’t want to do him instead...? 😏

A relaxing day with Asmo is more or less like a day spent wrapped up in mutual worship and adoration. The guy wants all of their attention and love but he’ll return it and then some. As long as they treat him like the love of their lives it will honestly be like having their own day spa day in Heaven.

If the MC wants to relax, then he’s just the sort to know how to provide for them both. The only question is how do they want it?

The man can give them a full treatment, I mean, just look at his bathroom alone! A good soak in a hot bath, facial masks, back massages, mani-pedis, just say the word MC and he’s more than willing to bestow whatever their little heart desires. That’s his job, isn’t it?

Asmo may be a party boy, but if it’s a little TLC you need, emphasis on the T, then look no farther MC. He’s the guru.

On the flipside if they’re looking for a little release well… who better to ask than Asmo right? He’ll make sure they’ll never want to leave that bed again. 🤭

Beelzebub

As long as snacks are still involved then he’s all in, babe. He’ll do nothing with them all day as long as they keep him fed.

Two words. Couples. Cooking. They can’t skip a meal with Beel so if they’re going to spend lazy time with the dude then they better be planning on being a tag along to the kitchen.

It doesn’t have to be a super strict though, it’s not like they’re not cooking with Barbatos or anything, so they can goof off and make a bit of a mess together. Chances are Beel will eat the ingredients to whatever they’re making anyway so... 😅

A lot of lingering touches and just being close to each other as they go. He might want to hold their waist while they stir or they end up feeding each other in cutesy ways... Really it’s a ridiculously wholesome time.

At one point a food fight may break out and they'll cover themselves in flour, tomato sauce, or some other kind of messy food substance...

Careful, MC. Whatever they get covered in will likely only make them look more delicious to him and he might want to "clean them off".... They'll need to take that out of the kitchen, though, like what if someone needs a snack??

Belphegor

The reigning King of Lazy Days. Take notes, MC, for you are watching the Master at work...

Sleeping in and cuddling is a must. He will not let them leave the bed all morning for anything less than a Category Four Emergency (i.e. “I’m going to starve to death” or “I really gotta go piss”). He will pin them under his sleeping body if he has to!

Once they’ve thoroughly missed breakfast and half past noon rolls around he might call in takeout from Hell’s Kitchen for them to eat in the attic room. Expect some cheeky conversation, probably jokes at the expense of his brothers. Cuddling is still absolutely happening, of course, they cannot shake him off.

May borrow an anime from Levi to watch while they snuggle on the couch. He has all the best blankets in the House so they will be neither cold nor uncomfortable throughout.

His hands get a little grabby during these kinds of cuddle sessions, especially during tense moments in the show because he likes to give them a little jolt to make them yelp, the jerk... 😖

If he manages to not drift off during the show (flip a coin on that chance) the night will end in the planetarium, backs on a pile of blankets while they draw pictures in the stars… All hail the King. 😏