#dunno how i feel about that one

[art-from-the-gabe]

when your OTP can do it all

[pinolitas]

just saw a hot dog spot with a sign that says immigrants eat our dogs

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[royalarchivist]

Bad: I don’t think people understand the effect QSMP had on some of the streamers in terms of like… The real raw mental impact, so I’m gonna set the stage for you. [...] Imagine that you were given a friend to play Minecraft with — like your best friend — BUT if this person dies, if they die in the game, you never get to talk to them again. Can you imagine what that’s like?

Bad: If you did not live through the QSMP, if you did not live through that, it almost sounds like, crazy. But I don’t think people realize how much of a joyous experience the Eggs were. They were SO awesome! They were literally so awesome to just hang out with and spend time with.

Bad: I’m not saying I regret it. To this day, I loved the experience. I’d do it all over again in a heartbeat. Even knowing how everything went, I would still do it all over again. [...] I would still do it all over again, because — even knowing like, all the trauma and suffering and stuff like that — because it was just… It was just that fun, it was just that fun.

Earlier today during his stream, Bad shared his experience and thoughts about the Eggs and the significant emotional (and traumatic) impact they had on him and his fellow QSMP members.

This clip a very edited-down version since his commentary was ~13 minutes long, so I highly recommend checking out Bad's VOD if you have the time. (Timestamp: 47:36 - 1:00:14)

[ Full Transcript ↓ ]

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Bad: To be fair Chat, I really think the QSMP... I don't think anyone really can relate to it, Chat. It's something that's so... I've told people this before, like– but it's hard to understand. Right? Like...

Where was I? Sorry Chat, I'm losing my train of thought. Look, let me explain Chat– here's the dealio, ok? Here's the dealio, and this is what I mean when I say like, it's important to keep this in mind, Chat. Ok? It's important to keep this in mind:

I don’t think people understand the effect that the QSMP had on like, some of the streamers, in terms of like… The real raw mental impact, so I’m gonna set the stage for you. This is the analogy I’ve given to every person who I’ve like, shared this with. Imagine you meet somebody– [He hears a strange noise] What the fudge was that? Did you hear that?

Anyway– Chip! The story I was just relaying to Chat, Chip, was this: I was sharing this story with them, I said–  I was giving them an analogy. 

Imagine Chat, for example, imagine that you were… playing Minecraft, with like– you were given a friend to play Minecraft with, Chat, like your best friend, and [unintelligible] were like, “Hey, you get to play Minecraft with this person, right? BUT if this person dies – they’re currently your best friend, Chip – but if they die in the game, you never get to talk to them again. Ever again.” Can you imagine what that’s like, Chip?

I don’t think a lot of people understand like, what that does, right? I’m not gonna say that like, it creates this situation, Chip, that like, messes with your head, but it– Chip – but it totally, totally does, Chip. It messes with your head! It literally puts you in a position where you’re second-guessing and thinking about everything, Chip! You’re thinking about EVERYTHING Chip! Ok? And that’s the problem, Chip– is you turn into a paranoid monster because of it, Chip! Like, you don’t understand Chip– I was- I was so afraid of every dirt block, I used to carry a shovel with me Chip, and I would specifically right-click dirt blocks that looked suspicious because mines, Chip– mines could not be shoveled! Like, I was crazy, Chip! But here’s the problem, Chip: that craziness is still there. I’m genuinely like–

I remember thinking Chip, that I would one day– I was like, “I’m going to move past–” here, let’s go up here, Chip. I remember thinking one day Chip, I was like, “I’m gonna move past the underground base, one of these days. You know, one of these days, I feel like I’ll be able to grow and achieve the desire to build a base that doesn’t have to be underground.” But I don’t think it’s possible now Chip, because I think… I just don’t know. I feel like the paranoia– there’s still like, residual leftover trauma from that situation, Chip.

But here’s the problem Chip: I don’t think I don’t think– I don’t think people understand it. Like, I just really don’t. But I also don’t blame them Chip, ‘cuz I don’t think it’s possible to fully understand it if you haven’t lived through it. Like, if you did not live through the QSMP… I’m talking about the QSMP, I don’t- I don’t know if that was obvious– if you did not live through that, it almost sounds like, crazy. But I don’t think people realize how much of a joyous experience like, the Eggs were. Right? I don’t think people realize it. Like, they were SO awesome! They were literally so awesome to just hang out with and spend time with, Chip. So, it’s just one of those things that–

[He’s interrupted by a loud rumble of thunder above them]

Did lightning just strike here? Is it thunderstorming out…? But anyway, Chip. That’s the food for thought.

But that’s the problem– Like, every time it rains in Minecraft, I have to like, look at the sky, and I get this weird, like, second--hand vibe because of the trauma. The trauma, Chip! The trauma is real! But that’s the point– I’m not saying I regret it. I, to this day Chip, I loved the experience. I’d do it all over again in a heartbeat. Even knowing how everything went, I would still do it all over again. 

[He falls down] Dangit, don’t come over here Chip, ‘cuz I’m coming back up! Ok.

I would still do it all over again, because — even knowing like, all the trauma and suffering  and stuff like that — because it was just… It was just that fun, Chip, it was just that fun. I really wi– I don’t think it’s ever gonna be possible, Chip, to give people that same energy, like that same experience. You know what I mean, Chip? I don’t think it’s ever gonna be possible again. Like, EVER.

Because… because like, one: I will say on one level Chip, I will say on one level, like– it’s sort of emotionally like… It’s emotionally devastating, and I think to actually go through that– and this is where like, if I ever do end up going to a– see a therapist, if I ever do end up going to see a therapist at any point, I’ll talk it over with them and be like, “Hey, what do you think about this?” Because I genuinely think on one level, like– it’s created this fear of forming attachments because of like, how things can go. You know what I mean? Like, the fear of getting attached to something and then potentially losing it. Like, it’s- it’s a genuine thing. I think people forget about that.

Like, at the end of the day, everything was RP, right? On the server. You know what I mean? Like, everything was RP, Chip. BUT at the same point, even though it was RP Chip, it was still like– there the reality of you were still playing like, with another person, and you were still getting that experience, and it felt like you were genuinely attached to someone and you didn’t want anything bad to happen to them. It was GENUINELY stressful, Chip.

But at the same point, I don’t regret it, and I don’t think it was a bad experience. I’m– 

Sometimes in life Chip, you go through stuff, and maybe you have a certain amount of like, things that like, can happen, that you’re like, “You know what, maybe this wasn’t a good thing that this happened,” but at the same point, you still aren’t necessarily upset about it, because… it’s like growing as a person, right? Here’s the thing Chip; even bad situations, Chip, can lead to an overall good outcome. Like–

Even if you’re going through something bad Chip, just because a bad thing happens doesn’t mean that only bad things have to come from that. That’s one of the things I tell people all the time, Chip, is that if you go through a bad situation, you can learn from it, and you can use your experience to help others. And you can be that– you can be, at the worst-case scenario, you can be someone for other people who are going through that same experience to lean on when they go through that.I think there’s a certain amount of comfort that comes from that; from knowing no matter how bad your situation is, you’re not the only person who’s experienced it. You know what I mean?

[crxssposts]

i struggled so bad with the background on this and then gave up 😭😭 im so tired bro

[radiance1]

"May I help you, mister...?"

Pariah Dark paused, slowly looking the old (by human standards) butler up and down before slowly sheathing his sword and crossing his arms. He looked the butler up and down once more, before glancing at the mansion and back at him.

Hm.

Hm.

"May I come in?" The king asked calmly, voice kept carefully lower than he would usually speak with. He was aware that his normal tone of voice was 'loud' in human standards. The butler stared at him for a moment, before slowly stepping to the side. "Of course, sir. Though I am certain I have not yet gotten your name."

He pushed his foot forward, soon passing through the threshold as fire wrapped around his body as he shrunk. Armor being exchanged for more 'comfortable' clothing besides his cape as he stepped through the doorway and grunted. "You may refer to me as War."

The butler nodded, not batting an eye as the sudden shift in clothing or size. "You came at quite the convenient time. Would you like to join us for dinner, sir War?"

Him?

Eat mortal food?

Perposterous.

"If you would have me and it's no further effort on your part, I could make such an arrangement." He fell in step easily behind the butler, hands folding behind his back in a similar if not a bit more extra way as his cape and hair swayed behind him with his every step.

"I believe I can arrange something to your liking," There was a sliver of mischief in the butler's tone as he led the king to what he assumed to be the dining room. "So far, all of my guests had only good things to say about my hospitality. I do so hope you're among them as well, words of praise from one of your station is quite hard to come by."

"I trust that your hospitality be nothing but kind." The king said, coming to a stop at a door the butler soon held open.

"Please, make yourself comfortable while I go inform those who will join you and make something more..." There was a slight twinkle in the butler's eyes. "Attuned, to your pallet."

The king chuckled. "I look forward to it." Then stepped inside.

[daily-enot]

maybe uh,,,,, y'know,,,,,,

Daily Enot Day 34: woah.

[senblades]

Hide in the mirror, or drown in the ship.

...

(comms open!)

[risibledeer]

drawing req uhmm what about drawing somebody else's joel design

@marsmarbles design! their idea and execution and everything is honestly genius and their artstyle is so so cool! it was literally the first thing i thought of when i saw this ask,

i hope i did it justice! Thank you for the ask!

(art reqs are open btw - anything you'd like feel free to ask!!)

[bixels]

I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...

[sysig]

Those wacky skeletons ♥ (Patreon)

[shalom-iamcominghome]

My jewish community, friends, rabbi, and educators: We are very invested in helping you be jewish. Do you want to help read the haftarah? Here's a chanukiah! You can have it!! Borrow these books! Here's some books! You need more books... Come to pesach! Come to the chanukah party! When are your classes done? We need a minyan for once!

Me and my 50000 IQ: What if I am Secretly Appropriating judaism? What if I am doing a Cultural Appropriation........

[storytellering]

Hope you're watching, boy.

[turtleblogatlast]

“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

[logicheartsoul]

These are like scenes from a romcom, sarahbucky style

[tsireyqs]

neytiri teaching reader how to give jake head has been stuck in the brain for a weeks now soooooooo

this one is for the whores and sluts alike 🫶🏼

“take your time, sweet girl,” neytiri coos into your ear. her fingers trail up your side leaving goosebumps along your smooth skin. she pulls your hair out of your face, placing a kiss on the crown of your head.

you nod in response, feeling the very tips of her fingers dance on the small of your back as you kneel in front of jake. his cock is heavy in your delicate hand, fingers just barely wrapping around his entire length. your lips start at his knee, leaving open-mouthed kisses as you make your way up his thigh. 

jake hisses when he feels your fangs sink into the flesh of his thigh and he places a firm hand at the back of your head. his fingers thread through your hair and his thumb strokes your cheekbone. you feel his cock twitch in your hand when you give him a doe-eyed stare. he cradles your face in his hand and you lean into his touch. “you’re such a pretty girl, huh? we’re so lucky.” he says.

you feel neytiri’s chest press up against your back, her chin resting on your shoulder. she kisses your jaw and trails her lips to your ear. “such a perfect girl for us, aren’t ya?” neytiri smiles against your cheek. her hand ghosts over yours, guiding you to pump his cock. “there you go, sweet thing. can you do that for me?”

you nod into neytiri’s neck as you lean into her. her hand dropping from yours to tangle your fingers together. jake’s hips buck into your hand as you work on his cock, his hand smoothing over your braids. you swipe over the tip, gathering the precum on your thumb and you suckle it into your mouth. your thighs clench together when you see his canines sink into his lower lip. his cock pulses at the sight of you so eager to please.

neytiri hums, her thumb running along your knuckles. “you’re learning so quick,” she gently guides your head closer to jake’s cock and your breath falters. “now be a good girl and show him what i taught you, yeah?”

you place a kiss at the head of his cock before flattening your tongue to edge along the underside of his length, your hand never faltering. jake shudders, his hips rocking forward, “need your mouth, baby,” he pleads, tightening his grip in your hair ever so slightly. you let out a breath and obliged, taking him into the warmth of your mouth. it took a lot of strength for him to contain himself, the hand that was once tangled in your now massages your jaw. “good girl, just like that.”

neytiri grips the back of your head, guiding you to take him deeper. “remember, breathe through your nose.” she instructs.

you force yourself down further, ignoring the ache in your jaw. throat flexing to adjust around him as you swallowed. jake’s eyebrows pinch together, focusing on the feeling of your tongue on the underside of his cock. he bucks his hips, making you gag around him when he hits the back of your throat. he caresses the side of your face to soothe you and a low moan leaves his throat. “takin’ me so fuckin’ well,”

tears start welling up in your eyes as your mouth works on his cock, trying to focus on your breathing. but your mouth felt utterly too full, the ache between your legs becoming much more distracting. neytiri tucks your hair behind your ear, her free hand wiping the hot tears that stream down your face and she sucks on your neck. you squeeze your fingers around her hand and hum around jake’s cock.

“so close, sweet girl,” jake let his eyes slide shut, gently rocking into her mouth. you moan around him when you feel his cock twitch against your tongue. curses fall from his lips and his hips stutter. “gonna be a good girl and swallow my cum? shit!” 

white spurts paint the insides of your mouth as you use your hand to stroke the base of his cock. jake groans deeply when he feels you swallow him, his fingers running through your hair as his chest heaves. you drag your tongue over his slit to gather the remaining cum and you look up at him through your lashes, watching his pretty face twist in pleasure.

jake pulls you off of him and leans down to capture your lips with his, large palms cradling your cheeks. neytiri rubs her hands soothingly down your back, gliding down until she reaches your pussy. her fingers slip in between your folds and gathers up your slick to rub pensive circles into your clit. 

your lips departs from jakes, a whine catches in your throat as you throw your head back. it felt all too much for you when jake started leaving sloppy kisses down the column of your throat. your heart felt as if it was going to burst in anticipation, your arms thrown around jake’s broad shoulders to bring him flush against your body. your tail coiling around neytiri’s wrist as she teases your cunt. “please, i’ve been a good girl.” you cry.

neytiri kisses your shoulder blade and she smiles against your skin. “pretty thing’s so needy,” she tells jake. “our girl does deserve a reward for being so good for us, don’t you think?”