#dummy fish

[sleepyfins]

Fish are curious, which leads to photos like these, but they can't breathe with stuff in their mouth as they force water through their gills using it.

The toy is mine! I just thought he was cute.

[jouyato]

wow the fic i like just ended here's some art of these two being happy and spending christmas together because wow the ending was so sweet and wholesome!!!

pls read stalker au!burda (И пусть никто не уйдет обиженным) on ao3🙏🙏🙏🙏

update:

author approved delusions yippeeee u heard it here first folks no one dies 🥴🤝🥴🤝🥴

[deadfish-dol]

def not set in stone, but! 3d pixel fish room 😮

[ogmaddoxtamoke]

Remember that dumb pufferfish sketch I made a while back? Well, now I made it into a dumb sticker. You're welcome.

Now, would it surprise any of you in the slightest that I got another Mammon sticker in the works? ....Didn't think so.

Keep an eye out this Friday.

[the-silly-urge]

Hag-Eyed and Volo's Ersatz Eye cosmetics

Okay making this post because I haven't seen anyone do it and I've wanted it to be a thing so many times I might as well do it myself! This will include images of the cosmetics on all viable companions as well as player races with unique eyes.

Volo's Ersatz Eye:

Player races (Dragonborn, Githyanki, Tiefling) Volo cares not for the color of your sclera.

Origin Characters Karlach's has the slit pupil! As does Lae'zel's!

Hag-Eyed:

Player races (Dragonborn, Githyanki, Tiefling) The eye didn't show up in Magic Mirror for my Tiefling so this is a dialog screenshot- sorry

Origin Characters

Wyll isn't included due to not having a good eye to spare and as such being barred from both eye replacements. Minthara, Halsin, and Jaheira will refuse to obtain Volo's eye, and I'm not sure it's possible to get any of them to the Hag. Minthara maybe... But I don't have a file in which I could test it.

Additional context below + how to obtain both eyes if you need it. -(Will contain a GIF)

Volo's Ersatz Eye: You will first find Volo in the Emerald Grove, and if you talk to him, he will explain that he's going to visit the Goblin Camp. When you find him there, interact with him, and then rescue him. He'll eventually be at your camp, and you can talk to him about your affliction and he'll say he can fix it. Once you've had a Long Rest, talk to him again and he'll propose to do surgery on you. From what I understand, the scene is very graphic both visually and in narration, and is also pretty long. If you have issues with eye trauma like I do, I recommend covering your screen with a sheet or enlisting a more confident friend to tell you when it's done... (You do need to pick dialog options though) Anyways, once you've had that impromptu surgery, Volo will offer to replace your eye with a relic as payback. This eye gives you a permanent See Invisibility condition, as well as the cosmetic change, which makes it a net positive. Though I believe companions do disapprove of the surgery.

Little bit of a closer look at the Ersatz eye on a Dragonborn... It doesn't glow and it's not animated, but doesn't have a visible sclera. You can get this effect normally by selecting "human" eye colors. It doesn't really match with classic DB eyes though. EDIT - The Ersatz Eye seems to always have a slightly green-tinted sclera when the sclera is visible. You can only really tell up close, but it's worth noting I guess.

Hag's Eye: The Hag's Eye can be obtained in the Sunlit Wetlands after talking to Auntie Ethel in the Emerald Grove. Just go to the quest marker there. Going through with this will give you the Hag-Eyed tag and the "Paid the Price" condition. Unlike with Volo's Ersatz Eye, you get to pick which of your eyes is replaced. The condition will give you a +1 to Intimidation, Disadvantage on perception checks, and Disadvantage on attacks against Hags. In Early Access, it made it impossible to land Critical Hits, but as far as I can tell this is no longer a thing! (Also fun fact- After giving the Hag their eye, all the companions have custom overworld dialog. I'll leave you to look at that yourself though!)

For Dragonborns, the eye has a very visible black sclera, and is unanimated, as you can see here. It's up to you whether you think that matches well with classic DB eyes or not.

If you want the effects but not the cosmetics, there are mods on Nexus which remove the visual component in both cases. I may add links to those mods down here later, but Nexus is down right now so it'll have to wait.

[campbyler]

2021: mike comforts will in a really vulnerable time and they seem close

2022: “hey it’s mike from camp”

help why are they like that

it’s cause they’re big dummy idiots! hope this helps ❤️

[shynachotastemaker]

New anthro Oc

I made in picrew.me (I’ve wrote wrong in the art sorry), it’s pretty cool to create oc’s there. I like to draw him. It’s pretty simple and satisfying to draw anthro fish human. I love these guys

[aethernoise]

4. Off the Hook

•

A conversation over the aether, somewhere between Ishgard and the Cieldalaes.

"You know that phrase 'there are plenty of fish in the sea'?"

"I have heard it, yes."

"It's not the worst advice, but it's extremely unhelpful when you're trying to catch one specific fish."

"Perhaps your standards are too high."

"My standards are very high, but I've already got that sort of fish, so my standards in this case are irrelevant."

"What sort of fish might this one be?"

"Which fish? The fish I'm trying to catch or the lovely handsome fish I've got waiting at home?"

"The one that inspired this linkpearl call."

"Wait, didn't you call me?"

"I admit the metaphor has me a bit turned around."

"Sorry. Fishing makes me crazy."

"Fortunately, I love you anyway."

"Hook, line, and sinker, as the saying goes."

[worstutfanonthingpoll]

Hi I'm bored u wanna talk about fishdings to me?

GASP!

Okay so basically, for those who don't know, Fishdings is an au where Gaster is Undyne's dad and Sans doesn't exist. Papyrus is there, but only in a small fight in Waterfall that replaces Shyren's because SHYREN AND LEMON BREAD (although she's called Baked Bread here) REPLACE SANS AND PAPYRUS

So Fishdings Angler had a sister named Shelley who reproduced via Mitosis as you do and decided he too should make a child. Shelley got killed by the Justice child tho. Rip. She left her daughters in the care of their honourary auntcle, Riverperson.

To make his wonderful child, Fishdings combined RAW COSMIC MATTER, A LUMP OF HIMSELF (he can split his tail into legs and can grab off lumps of himself mid split, so thats how) AND GOLDFISH CRACKERS. But OH NO! He accidentally knocked a beaker of JUSTICE DETERMINATION into the mix! (He was studying it)

The child sprung out of the vat a fully formed five year old and immediately beat the shit out of him. He was very impressed at his NEW DAUGHTER'S STRENGTH and immediately took her to the king for training! While she was jabbing at Asgore with a stick, he came up with a wonderful name for her: UNDYNE ANGLER!

Once the newborn fish child got too tired to keep attempting a royal assassination, Fishdings took her to visit her extended family in Waterfall. Riverperson immediately adored their new honourary niece (obviously).

Shyra, six, didn't like Undyne that much at first because she's made of Justice Determination: the same justice determination used by some child to kill her mother. She eventually warmed up to her though, and the two grew up very close.

Shyren, one, loved Undyne from the start and the two would frequently run around the house together shrieking at the tops of their lungs.

Due to Fishdings being busy with SCIENCE and Riverperson with ferrying everyone around on a plank of wood (and also trying to built an actual boat), the Blooks would often babysit the fish children.

Maddy, thirteen is HEAD BABYSITTER! She's also the only one who does any work around here. It's thanks to her that the house hasn't blown up yet. Blanksta, eleven, is no help. They spend all their time in the ruins or on the farm. They are the ruins dummy.

Napsta, ten, is TOO STRESSED to help much. They like playing with Shyren though. Musical baby. They make sick beats together despite being little kids. Hapsta, eight, is even less help than Blanksta in the way that HE CAUSES PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE.

When Undyne is not hanging out with her cousins and the Blooks, she spends time in the lab with her father. The other scientists don't mind her running around the place as long as she's careful.

She also continues training with Asgore! Even though she has webbed hands, she's still pretty good with a spear. She can now beat the ass of anyone in the underground. Except maybe Asgore himself.

She lives on the top floor with her dad for awhile, but when she gets a bit older they move into Shyra and Shyren's place, and buy them a house in Snowdin. By then Shyra's twelve or thirteen so her and Shyren are okay alone most of the day. Besides, there are loads of other kids in Snowdin so they're happy enough. The Blooks still come visit sometimes.

That's all the early Fishdings lore, I think. Nothing else major happens til Undyne's fifteen anyway.

[itsallinm3]

Just for the record. American dad>>family guy

[thegreatyin]

just got a sudden yet vivid flashback to the time i met a third grade teacher with a class pet betta fish and i proceeded to take one look at it and tell her it's overfed and needs three times the tank size. i don't think she wanted to hear that

[humanrinds]

i do not accept opinions on seafood from people who live in landlocked areas thanx

[xols-ex-girlfriend]

Fish got stuck in my pH probe somehow

[ogmaddoxtamoke]

Definitely a direction I was *not* expecting to go when "dumbifying" Baxter. The moment I made the rough sketch, I knew what I had done...

Got a little surprise for Wednesday. Very little, I might say. Just keep an eye out or two, eh?

[spiinsparks]

         ❝  Y E A H  —  I  DON’T  THINK  i’m  gonna  get  used  to  your  whole  ‘understanding  chirping’  thing.  ‘least  not  for  a  while.  ❞  he  couldn’t  quite  help  how  his  voice  rasped  gruffly.  the  faintest  strains  of  a  bleeding  IMPATIENCE  seeping  through  ,  what  with  having  to  stand  still  while  his  friend  played  koco-matchmaker.  —  sure  ,  amy  was  clearly  MOSTLY  fine  if  she  was  spending  her  energy  on  something  like  this  ,  but  — . . . .

         ❝  y’two  done  yet?  ❞

@belovedblossoms​ / for amy !

[imperfectcourt]

Not me just now realizing people have tried messaging me here and I just never responded bc I did not realize it happened like an ASSHOLE

I promise if you've ever messaged me and I never responded it was bc I'm a dingdong I never ignored on purpose 🥺