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Warframe | Whispers in the Walls
New Grimoire-type Weapon Key Artwork
#warframe#whispers in the walls#excalibur umbra#why does he looks like that#he has so much rizz like#holy shit???#dude i'm not gay but what the fuck???#this is going to be my new wallpaper
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Happy pride to Tony Collette and Dr. Man specifically 🌈🫡.
#I can't wait for him to fuck his neighbor#dndads#dndads spoilers#the peachyville horror#tony collette#Do I have other things to say on the episode uh possibly? Mostly I'm thinking about Kelsey-#Mm in general but thinking about her owing that dude a bunch of money???#I guess that's probably the guy Milton was looking out for 🤔#And MILTON what is *wrong* with him shsjsjks get OUTTA HERE#Really liked Francis this episode too probably the highlight for me tbh- him and the british kids??? Hello????? 💀#dungeons and daddies#dndads s3 ep 3#You know I thought we might get some gay shit this episode but I did *not* think it was gonna come from Freddie#Thank you Mr. Wong#Oh and happy pride for realisies folks!!!
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Jayden: Oh I love Chick-fil-A
Gay interviewer: PffFFt So you don't support the gays, then?
Jayden: OAO!!! I LOVE the gays!!!
the comments on this interview too omfg
#tik tok is evil but comes up with good content sometimes#also jayden's outfit and face and body and posture and everything jaiofdjoafijoiasf#what am i doing with my life#i could have been a gay interviewer with a flower mic holding sustained eye contact with jayden revri this whole time#jayden revri#dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#tik tok#interview#text post#i'm fucking dying dude this was amazing#fave#save
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you know the fanship is good when you can't tell if the screen shot is edited
#yes this is about hilson#they are so married i hate them#WHY ARE THEY TOUCHING WHEN HOUSE TOUCHES NO ONE#I AM CONFUSED#JUST KISS NOW#hilson#also any naruto ship ever#sasunaru#inosaku#my wives#and the twink their inlove with#also so superbat#superbat#my favorite mutipart superbat fic series is worlds finest by dc comics#beautiful illustrations and very good slow burn#i'm sick and tired of them#i'm not gonna tag it but basically everything thor and bruce say to eachother from ragnorak on is so bisexual i can't even breath#wondercheetah#is that what you call it? whatver they wanna kiss so bad#diana prince is a LESBIAN good morning#kakagai#falls victim to this#what the fuck are you doing bringing flowers to you internal rival guy.. g..y...gay?#hello also i watch a lot of dude bro stuff so there's never any fun female leads and it's irritating cause i need to be able 2 call them gay#they are all lesbians but WHO are they kising there is only one female lead#avalance#gay gay gay
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Real talk though;
Can we talk about Sky??
I have many many questions?
(Mostly I just feel bad for her for getting THAT shafted out of literally any independent character??)
Like really, what in the seventeenth circle of fuck was *gestures* her entire plot line/existence?
Genuinely, how is no one talking about this?? Girl is a walking plot thread/plot hole/thematic angle that didn't ACTUALLY get used/black hole of personal autonomy and character development?? What the ACTUAL hell was the idea there??
More rants in the tags. Because my confusion knows no bounds.
#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#Its not even like she was “in the way” of jayvik or wtf ever. she literally makes no sense.#like mel? Mel makes PERFECT thematic sense.#There's at least three different takes/directions/lenses you could apply to her jayce and viktor#queer repression. science over politics. beautifully synergized and navigated polyamory representative of personal and political balance#any combination of the three in varying measures?? Something entirely different or less literal!#but sky?#the fuck actually was that?? I'm going fucking insane. Befuddled even.#I'd like to think I'm just being an idiot/ too much of a gay chick (with trust issues from a lifetime of#of being utterly fucked around by garbage writing on female characters and general heteronormativity) to “get” it.#but I don't think I am my good dudes. I'M trying to see the message in the patterns#and I am coming up broke friends.#shes an underdeveloped morality pet basically. but what else?#What was her purpose and/or was she genuinely just alarmingly bad/jarring writing in the middle of an otherwise pretty good show?#The fuck did they think they were doing?
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dean in the middle of s7: fellas is it gay to meet ratboy eliot ness in the 40s and want to suck him silly? asking for a friend who might be down bad enough to do it anyway dean thirty seconds into s8: well while you were BETRAYING ME with some CHICK i was in monsterfucker heaven getting spitroasted by a vampire and an angel of the lord, so take THAT
#headcanoning that s7 time travel episode as the first time dean got the fuck over it long enough to suck & fuck a dude for real#mostly to salvage spn's tragic waste of a once-in-a-lifetime chance to let jackles and nicholas lea bleed homoerotically at each other#as for s8 listen man idk what to tell you i'm not even a destiel girlie but the three of them were fucking naaaasty all over purgatory#and yes all of this *is* even funnier in the context of sam and dean rolling out matching WELCOME HOME CHEATER banners#fellas is it gay to cheat on your brother. whom you are extremely normal about.#dean winchester#spn s7#spn s8#supernatural
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I tthink I could stand to be weirder and gayer about barney.
#And other fictional characters of course but you Know.#It's just my anxiety about. what people think of me and the purity culture that's been baked into me from day one#Where I'm like. Ohhh I'm not allowed to be gay and thiunk people are hot . BUT THIS IS A RULE I MADE UP FOR MYSELF 🙌 WHAT THE FUCK#I thiunk fat dudes are ridiculously hawt. Okay . And women. And And and and . I THINK EVERYONES RIDICULOUSLY HOT.#ourhrghghggghhh. . Guh#I DONT KNOW I need to overcome this some how. My goal for 2025#ITS SUCH AN ODD THING because this is a thought pattern I only apply to myself#And this is like veering into vent territory but I KNOW it's because I spent years being infantilzed by friend groups#Because I was so sheltered as a Kid. Where then I'm like.#Ohhh hes the sheltered aspec kid who's uncomfortable with himself as a person and Such topics because they were new and scary#Let's all treat him like a smol bean ^_^ and that's who you are now and you can't change that and that's all you're allowed to be .#AND IT SUCKS BUT I DONT KNOW . WHAT TO DO#Anyway. Sorry for bringing barny into this . But it is His fault ☝️#Somehow#Guh. GUH#Leo yells#whatever WHATEVWERRR.
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Alright gamers I've been to local cons of two flavors lately, anime and tabletop, and I am already tired of seeing Bloodless stuff at tables otherwise void of gate things. Tis out of place! Ruining the vibe! At least make some other statuses if you're going to yoink things from there!!! Where is Oath Broken huh. Where is Oath Broken. For me.
#this goes on main#I think the tabletop merchant alley was just extra lame because the Queer Tables would be all memes and cutesy games#and they'd be next to tables with older dudes with mutant horror angels and apocalypse fishing#this is honestly embarrassing for us. if I ever see another gay tiefling joke I'm going to become the Joker#are we not more. do we not also have mutant horror angels.#or at least gay aasimar#I know this post reads 'can we please cater to me more.' and it's true that's what it is. please cater to me more <3#I'm owed compensation over every game fucking up aasimar#rambling
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Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20′s Dungeons and Drag Queens episode 3
#dimension 20 spoilers#dimension 20#d20 introductions#dndq#dndq spoilers#dungeons and drag queens#hm. so funny thing is that there's multiple intro cards for the PC statblocks that have different little blurb lines at the bottom#whereas otherwise they're identical#i'm thinking of making the executive decision to include these 'duplicates' anyway because they're cute and charming#anyway HOLY FUCK THIS EPISODE#this one was long but like HOLY MOLY that was fantastic#dude dude dude i just KNOW the gays will be going wild over norelle and thanara i just know it#god stay winning#and man like- it's just so SO sweet to see these people new to dnd get to play and learn and experience it and see like.#THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT#the characters bonded so tight so fast this is just so wonderful#i'm so fucking glad brennan is here in drag helping them have a fun exciting experience in all this#i almost want to be like. this is the best thing to show someone who doesn't know anything dnd at all like what a game of it is like#like a newcomer audience gets to learn about all this right along with the queens who are doing the questing#it's wonderful!!!!!!! gahhhh i'm so happy this season is here
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what the flip am i doin
#y'all know what i'm talking about#they're so proud of their tube son and his gay lover and baboon baby#dude my ass did not feel like drawing it#i hope you like my photoshop of it#i kept the blue from the og post#don't get mad that i didn't include medics hat bc he's not a little boy no mo#also what paradox is created bc glados and the administrator have the same va#idk if that makes sense but i love ellen mcclain#tf2#glados#doc ock#glados x doc ock#what the fuck#it's 1:30 am
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Hi I'm mad
#this is the only place I can vent about My Hero stuff#I'm so pissed that Toga is dead it's so fucked up#like everything about it is so fucked up#it started with Jin being killed#all he wanted to do was protect his friends#but Hawks mercilessly killed him while he begged for his life#and then in the big battle Toga didn't get to kill Hawks and avenge her friend#and that scum gets to live and continue being a hero#and then Toga dies too while characters with significantly worse injuries somehow survive#like are you shitting me she dies when DABI survived???#dude is a charcoal skeleton there's no fucking way he should be alive#and Uraraka went through this whole deal of questioning heroes' actions because of what Toga said to her#Toga and Uraraka finally reaching an understanding and bonding just for Toga to die is such garbage#Toga wanted to be accepted and she found it in the League#then had to watch her friends all die when all most of them wanted was just a better society#but she could have stayed with Uraraka#it would have been so much more meaningful if Toga had lived and inspired Uraraka to go into like social work#helping people who were outcasts because of their quirks#working with Toga who also knew about Spinner and Jin and Shigaraki's experiences#it's just disgusting and shows that the author doesn't understand his own world#it honestly also gives off homophobia#like he had these little glimmers of queer rep with Magne and Toga#but Magne was brutally killed#Toga died after the briefest gay moment with her and Uraraka#plus we know Jin was an ally because he threatened to kill another villain for misgendering Magne but Jin died too#honestly the only highlights of this ending for me are that Nagant and Gentle/La Brava got to live and be free#I've read this far but I honestly don't know if I care enough to finish now that Toga is seemingly confirmed dead#this is why I don't pick up shonen manga or anime anymore#toga himiko#ochako uraraka
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tried to go bar hopping adjacent to my hometown and they fucking snapped my best friend's actual real life driver's license what the FUCK dude
#yes the license was out of state. you the bartender should be aware that non-california picenses are made of thicker plastic and tberefore#are physically less flexible!!!! especially as a bartender who said he lived in the state the license was issued in!!!!!! for a year and a#half.himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#for this to happen at the only gay bar in probably 50 miles AND one she went to and SHOWED HER ID IN LAST WEEK is insaneeeeee to me!!!!!!!!!#absurd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and RIDICULOUS#not that he's reading this but if he somehow if you should be fucking ASHAMED dude come ON that's your JOB to know these things......#i'm homophobic now idc what anykne says#yeah i'm kinda drunk i had both my first green tea ahot and my first ling island iced twa there#not bad fribks but he acvording toboth my friend's father and me they shoukd've been free after snapping her fucking LICENSE#SHE HAS TO FLY AND GO THROUGH TSA NEXT FUCKING WEEK!!!!!!!!!#on my fucking birthday celebration with our friends we see once a yearrrrrrrrrr tbid is DOOKIE bro#a post
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#am really starting to wonder if women are even capable of experiencing friendship?#i can think of two totally platonic male friends in my life that i would consider myself “cosmically intertwined” with#like honestly i'd almost say the love i feel for those two men is deeper than any love i have ever felt for any girl#and i think it will remain that way until i find my wife#like....those are my bros#they're my brothers in a very real sense#i guess i'm realizing that this shit is a huge pet peeve for me#i think male friendship is a beautiful and sacred thing#and i think it's legitimately fucked how women just dismiss it#and there are so few good representations of it in popular media#we've got what....frodo and sam and achilles and patroclus?#but of course both of those are actually secretly gay too#and i'm being a bit facetious#like i'm sure women have friends#but then why do you have to dismiss/sexualize male friendships?#and like yeah yeah it's just a joke/it's not that deep/let people ship things/etc#sure whatever it's not even necessarily about this particular post#this is about a broader attitude -- one i mostly find in women -- and i know these people act like this about irl male friendships too#i've had it happen to me and a friend irl#and it's one thing if it's just a “ship” but i know many of these people insist that their “ship” is actually true/reality#it feels perverse when a group of girls are not-so-secretly spreading a rumor that you and your friend are gay for each other#and i'm a bisexual dude so i don't even have anything against gay sex#and i also have had fwbs so i don't think friendship necessarily precludes the possibility of sex#but when it is just a genuinely purely platonic friendship with no sex/romance#but people insist it is sexual/romantic it feels especially wrong and vile -- and it starts negatively affecting the friendship itself#like honestly that's what happened between me and him and by the time he shipped off to boot camp we were already barely talking#because he was made to feel weird about the closeness of our friendship by stupid girls spreading rumors#so yeah i guess i'm bitter about it
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CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING
#submission#I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs#working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea#one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc#references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show#whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain#I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them#bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing#while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies)#my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out#and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell#so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok?#and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum#and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying#and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs#god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman#and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married#and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute
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So you're telling me
that this man was able to pull these three ladies
at the same time and marry two of them and keep the other as a mistress?
That man? I've seen dirty socks on the sidewalk with more sex appeal.
#to sir with love#to sir with love the series#and somehow tian being gay is wrong and needs to be kept a secret#man two of these women keep trying to kill the other's child#one of them is the only one that either child feels safe with and she's the mistress and gave birth to no one!#one of those women used sex cicadas on her own son#she also killed a man but and accidentally caused everyone to eat corpse mushrooms#but the sex cicadas is really what gets me#another one of these women tried to kill tian when he was a child by throwing a snake at him#and yet tian being gay is a problem#man let that dude just love who he loves#it's far less strange than whatever the hell these three got going on#i'm all for polyamory but not like this#this shit is fucked they all need to fall off a cliff#except bua she can stay#but she's gotta get better taste in men#tian has the best taste in men
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ppl really b acting as if there's only one specific ship that has weird shippers that will complain about ppl not shipping their otp. it's literally always the case you either get fucked over for liking a gay ship or for liking a straight ship or for liking a toxic ship or people just start going "oh there's nothing wrong with the ship but the shippers💀" and you don't fucking know what they're talking about. like can we all just chill. the weird shippers r everywhere it's called some ppl are assholes sometimes. it's not fandom specific
#it's like with the “x ship sent death threats to the author!”#first of all : proof?#second of all: I've heard this for multiple diff ships that is not new that is not exclusive to one fandom or one ship.#sometimes ppl in fandom r too invested and do stupid shit#god#I'm sorry I doomscrolled another Instagram reel comment section#it's just. I'm so tired of ppl talking about mha's fandom as if it's the worst thing of all time?#first of all no its not? fucking chill?#second of all. if the fandom is ruining the show for you then genuienly get off the internet#third. so sorry but half of the time when ppl say the mha fandom is awful they're either calling it cringe (fandom is always cringe get over#it it's ok) they're complaining about everything being gay (so you're a homophobe ok. literally what is wrong with making character queer#ON OUR OWN INTERPRETATIONS OF THE STORY. DUDE.#)#or theyre just.... picking up random shit thats been rumored to have happened or that's just an isolated thing that happens all the time in#every fandom (refer to my earlier points)#genuienly. if the fandom pisses you off that much. get off the internet . block the tags. like for your health.#it's so annoying to try and look at mha stuff or even TALK IRL#WITH PEOPLE WHO LIKE MHA#(i am not fucking with you this has happened)#and being told or reading that oh mha is fun but the fandom sucks :///#sorry you don't experience whimsy and are incapable of curating your own experience?#Jesus#(there's also the ppl who r like ugh mha is mid mha sucks in like comments of mha fan but like fuck these guys#you're entitled to your opinion I if you don't like mha that's fine I'm not going to throw eggs at you but like...#why do u feel the need 2 go into a comment section of stuff that is about mha to say that mha sucks actually and the author is bad and the#characters r badly written and blah blah blah. LEAVE ME ALONEEEE)#Anyway maybe one day I will finally leave Instagram but for now I can't bc fukcing. ppl r on there#mumblings//#rant
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