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Cant help but imagine scout's kids telling him "Daddy, why is uncle herbert kissing santa? ☹️" or something like that JASGHDJASDA AA I NEED TO DRAW THAT

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My personal favorite tactic

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😭😭imissed her so much

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on the topic of nonbinary general and georgia, consider: the 'children' (2) are genderless units until they gain more sentience and pick one, like soldier did (🏳️‍⚧️). zhanna agrees this is a much more assertive and independent way to do it. they have unintentionally invented gender neutral parenting (neither of them know those words).

as far as soldier is concerned there are only four genders. army navy air force and coast guard. god bless america

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For those of you that need a reminder that TF2's extended story line is ultimately about insane rich people ruining everything for no reason:

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i hate them so much

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Guys.

Unpopular opinion.

New scout.

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// ISSUE 7 SPOILERS

"You still work for me." (Au ???)

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domesticated scout era

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honestly the spy face reveal couldn’t have been more perfect to me. It wasn’t treated as a big reveal, just a little act of affection and domesticity. He didn’t even think twice about it, the mask was just a little gift to his grandkid- like dropping a hat on a kids head to let them play dress-up. Also, scout didn’t even seem surprised! which to me at least implies this isn’t the first time he’d seen him. it’s just such a warm scene, and I love how they decided to go about it

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Ooc: Call me crazy

But

I think Bronislava still has crush on this man

The fact that he is the first person she did picture too and gets thumbs up from her sister gives that away [or I just overanalyse shit-]

LOOK AT MY GIRL! SHE LOOKS SO PRETY!

Sniper does look awesome too ✨️👌

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I can't believe Team Fortress finally has a third cool girl character I can hyperfixate on

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None of you can convince me that Spy didn't come clean to Scout at some point about being his dad and them having a rollercoaster of rough patches and relationship fixing thoughout the years until they ended up happy with each other doing father-son activities to catch up with stolen time and the only reason Spy didn't tell Tanya that he's her grandpa is because he's still WORKING as a SPY he still had his BALACLAVA ON entering Jeremy's house and he wants to keep his grandchildren SAFE YOU CAN'T TELL ME JEREMY DOESN'T KNOW YOU CAN'T YOU CANNOT I WILL CRY A THOUSAND THOUSAND TEARS FOREVER AND EVER LET ME HAVE THIS ON MY KNEES SHAKING AND PLEADING

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This girl finally grows up

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The Administrator.

She lived for revenge, and she succeeded. She won. She executed her plan flawlessly, and ruined the life of the man she hated, fully and completely.

And then she found out she wasn't satisfied.

She lived for revenge, and that meant that without revenge to live for... she had nothing. So she, very literally, kept digging. She defies nature to keep her revenge going. And never stopped. For a hundred years.

This is contrasted by the TF team, who see her, what she has become. And choose to let go. To move on, to become older, and to be happy.

God I fucking love women's wrongs

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maskless spy you are so important to me