#dude got me in a chokehold
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march doodle, as a treat
#my art#artists on tumblr#fanart#fields of mistria#fom march#dude got me in a chokehold#he should put me in one#what#who said that#anyway need to draw more fom...#the characters are so pretty
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I really do hope Logan and Morph get together in season 2, onesided or not! If not, I just do what any good person in denial do, reads fanfics to numb the pain!
#x men 97#wolverine#morph#kevin sydney#logan howlett#morpherine#Stop playing with me Beau!#They got me in a chokehold!#i need season 2#Dude needs to move on fr!#x men 97 spoilers
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I feel like William the typa guy to call Henry a “handsome gentleman” and Henry the typa guy to call William a “good lookin’ fella”
#toxic middle age man yoai got a chokehold on me cuz I been drawin these dudes a lot#lmfao#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#henry emily#willry
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Ok but can we talk about ATEEZ at coachella real quick- I've been with them since before + debut and they've done so much and I'm so proud of them;; also fUCKING MINGI AND SAN NOT WEARING SHIRTS?! TF WERE THE SUIT CASES FOR THE N H ELLO, ALSO JOONG?! S IR, THIS IS ONE OF MY ROMAN EMPIRES JESUS CHRIST @nixwolfe THIS IS UR DOING, U MADE MY BRAIN WORSE
#ateez#song mingi#choi san#choi jongho#park seonghwa#wooyoung#coachella#I'm SO PROUD OF THEM DUDE#im so down bad for all of them but mingi and san gOT ME IN A CHOKEHOLD SAVE M E#I'm so pROUD OF THEM DUDE OH MYGOD
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Them 💞
#just bros being dudes#they got me in a chokehold now oops#raiden#mk raiden#johnny cage#mk johnny cage#mortal kombat fandom#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat fanart#mk1 2023#mk1#mortal kombat#fanart#digital art#ibispaintx#my art#digital drawing#Faraday Cage#raijohnny
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OH SHIT IM LATE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILS!!!!!
DEAREST LITTLE BLORBO, MY FAVORITE
(art isn’t mine btw!)
#THIS FOXXX DUDE#GOT ME ON A CHOKEHOLD#GODDAMN#ANYWAY#HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!#tails#tails the fox#miles tails prower#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog
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#okay i dont remember jack shit from season 17 bc i watched it once when it aired#but I DO remember “smart pup” bc that fucking changed something in my soul i fear#i also remember Doc literally hyping up donut for kicking his ass like#“man you were awesome! that was so fun!!??” and im like POINTS FREAK??????#i just always had a soft spot in my heart for docnut man idk it was so charming their dynamic#theyre both nice but lowkey kinda dickheads just like everyone else but yk they mean well (sometimes)#i think its fun theyre both named frank like damn dude fuck man#they just make me so fucking ill man fuck dude docnut#in actual tears last night talking to cereal like this shits got me in a chokehold#i drew too much grimmons in 2016 i think its time for docnut fuck it#i cant see pink or purple so its perfect for me
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might be showing my roots here as a no notes music and pictures i took blogger from ye olde fandoms vs hipsters days of yore... but it's real fucking irritating when a friend you have to highly restrict your music choices around or she'll complain about every single song has the gall to act surprised and say "wow i had no idea you cared about [musician] 😂" hmm can't imagine why! not my fault all you listen to is commercial pop songs that sound like they're engineered not even for radio numbers but for 20 second tiktoks.
#selkie overshares#i am getting over my old habits of going private on last dot fm when i want to obsessively play the same album for a week lmao#this friendship definitely not based on shared music taste but you've complained about my music genres over a decade atp why the shock lmao#anyway lesbians hmu if you want to be last.fm friends i apologize for my current leaderboard#will stream more women i am just in a chokehold rn. got to go on frustrating quests to build all female playlists with the sound i want#and recent events made me miss 2012-2014 ish music tumblr T_T#why did i not name any of the artists involved in this friend annoyance well they are dudes and this is womanblogging space
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Stay with me?
#astarion baldurs gate#bg3 fanart#bg3 astarion#bg3#astarion fanart#internets new boyfriend#he is my new obsession#don't tell my other fictional boyfriends#artists on tumblr#i love him#twink lover#bg3 tav#not my tav but a place holder#neil newbon#neil newbon my beloved#bg3 fan#astarion simp#this man got a chokehold on me dude#fanart#digital artist#im delusional#Spotify
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jo the second he finds out masato's a little zesty
#not rgg#but if we try it can be#things kiryu would say if rgg allowed slurs#gona start a collection i got that kiryu You're Transgender? pic an now this#snap chats#i just needed an excuse to talk about this episode because HELP ME i didnt think this would be a theme in my fishermen jdrama#quick aside but its related the end theme for this show has literally no right to be so good oh my god.....#i'm gonna start episode 7 of First Penguin tomorrow probably since im gonna hang with my bro the rest of the night#but this episode (ep 6) is giving me a stroke#so for context. or just a lil background. tsutsumi's character in this is an old fisherman named hiro#and he's the most wish-washy bastard i ever seen in my life sometimes i want to strangle him#it's really funny though because he'll be so aggressive towards one thing but then the next after a lil convincing he's just Yeah Ok#funniest shit. anyways. Context Time#like ten minutes before this scene in the same episode he finds out his son's gay#WHICH. HAD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD CAUSE I DIDNT THINK THAT WOULD BE A THING#but anyway As Expected he has a fit over it because My Son This Is A Fisher Village Everyone Gonna Bully Your Ass#but then he talks with the female lead Iwasaki My Queen for like. five minutes and is pretty much over it a day later#and THEN THIS happens Another day later and. im sorry it had me laughing i dont know why#LIKE AGAIN IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SO WISHY WASHY BUT ALSO HE JUST STRAIGHT SOCKS A GUY#cause mate was saying slurs and all. his anti-homophobia arc we love to see it dude said Im No Longer Homophobic#ok bye we have pink pineapple and i wanna eat the pink fruit
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ok the f1 race where everyone got heatstroke might be what pulls me in. smthn abt ppl putting their all into stuff really just gets me so obsessed lol
#idk what abt the way the tweets were phrased got me but#just listing off like ‘blank threw up. blank had to drop out. blank needed help to get out of the car. blank got out and went straight to#the ambulance’ etc etc has my brain in a chokehold#like a) jesus christ if ur gonna do races in a DESERT design them better and plan the time of year appropriately#b) just a bunch of dudes suffering (but in a non permanent way) but like Together despite being competitors just gets me lol
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i love being in shambles over fictional characters, it’s so fun and cool and definitely not horrifically heart wrenchingly horrendous at all! (I am unwell)
#all the young dudes#this book is destroying me#screaming crying sobbing#wolfstar#remus lupin#this book has got me in a chokehold#sirius black#the marauders#i am on the brink#reading#books and reading
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Oh no
No this is not good
I don’t need more vtuber men to stan over
He’s like the physical personification of my last brain cell reacting to shit and actively speaking my mind without a filter
I kinda fucks with this cotton candy gumball ass bitch - the way he busts out singing and the banter with chat to cope with the scary situation? Adorable
#welp shit#mun post#HIS FANDOM CLUB ARE ELEPHANTS?!? oh noooooo#is nijisanji en stalking me - how tf did they make and find the perfect shit head?#the way he roasts everyone tho? also his friendship with enna? iconic behavior#also pansexual color palette and a moon related theme? is this what the girls and gays mean by ‘that’s my oshi mf’ because I get it now#the cutest face and filthiest mouth - what a cutie#kyo kaneko#tsunderes with deeper voices dude- got me in a chokehold
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sandor clegane is absolutely everything to me (choking him affectionately)
#i love him so much he's so pretty i want to cry#him and his lil sad eyes havin ass#kiss every one of his scars and of course pay particular attention to his face#justyappin#I'm in this GoT chokehold dude its actually horrible#I'll be back to the usual in a couple months i promise but let me have this moment of weakness chat
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when did you get so buff? • lee minho
M D N I 18+
Synopsis: when your best friend, Minho, arrives at your apartment drenched from the rain. What would happen if you acted on the sudden arousal of seeing the outline of his built body?
WC: 1.3k
Tags: smut, pwp, afab!reader, bsf!minho, softdom!minho, ass spanking, pet names (baby, kitten), cursing, grinding, lwk dry humping, piv, unprotected sex (plz don’t), creampie, unprepped sex, mutual pinning(?), probably forgetting something :P
a/n: this was written in like 10 mins so it’s kinda rushed lol also not proofread…this man had me in a chokehold the entire mv making video
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“Woah- when the fuck did you get so buff Min?” You let out a laugh of disbelief. Your best friend was on his way to your apartment when it started raining, by the time he got to your home, his jacket was soaked through, clinging to every part of his torso.
Minho looked at you and shrugged as he took off his jacket, “I dunno, I did start going to the gym with Changbin and Chan.”
“You look hot.” You said with a smirk, taking his jacket from him, leaving the room to put it in the dryer. Minho stood there with a flush on his face.
“Did she just say…I look hot?!” Minho thought to himself, his mind going a million miles an hour as his heart hammered in his chest. This wasn’t good for him, sure the two of you flirt sometimes, but he knows it’s nothing more than playful, at least on your end.
Minho placed his hand on his chest, taking deep breaths to calm his raging heart. You stroll back into the room and notice him taking deep breaths. “Hey you good?” You near him, placing a hand on his shoulder. Minho flinches slightly at your touch before melting into it.
“Yeah…I’m fine.” He gave a weak grin. “Dude, your face is super red.” You say in a worried tone, your hands cupping his red cheeks. His eyes go wide at your action, you realize and pull away, your face now heating up.
“Sorry, I- I don’t know what came over me.” You shake your head in embarrassment, you feel like your heart is about to rip through your body. “Fuck.” Minho groaned, moving to sit down on your sofa. “Don’t be sorry…it’s okay, I didn’t mind it.”
Your eyes lock with his, walking over to him almost as if you were entranced by him and he was drawing you in. You stood in front of Minho, gazing down into his pretty brown eyes, your eyes fall to the small little mole on his nose. You smile to yourself as you unconsciously trail your finger along it, down to his lips.
In an instant you’re snapped out of your daze, retracting your hand from Minho’s face. You were about to apologize before being suddenly pulled into his lap. Minho held your hips as you straddled his hips. You face heating up with each passing second. Minho leaned into, hesitantly nudging your nose with his.
Your breath hitches as his eyes shift their gaze to your lips. Unconsciously, you jolt your tongue across your lower lip, causing them to glisten. “Fuck,” you breathe out shakily, “your lips are pretty.” Before you could even process your own words, the boy in front of you pulls you in by the nape of your neck, attaching his lips to yours.
You moan into the kiss as his hands trail down towards your ass before gently squeezing at it. “Min,” you whined, a knowing feeling surged through you that you dreaded, the two of you needed to talk about what’s happening. “Shh, let’s enjoy this, then talk.” He said between kisses.
Minho’s hands made their way to the hem of your shirt, slipping them under, touching your warm skin. “Soft.” He smiled against your lips before cupping your breasts under your shirt causing you to gasp out a moan. Your hands fly to Minho’s hair as he begins peppering kisses along your neck, his hands still groping at your chest.
You roll your hips into his, Minho lets out a pleasurable sigh at the friction. His hands trail down your curves to the swell of your ass before grasping it in his palms. You groaned at the touch, both of his hands and the rolls of your hips.
Minho places a kiss on your collarbone as he lightly smacks your clothed ass. You jolt at the sudden slap but it didn’t induce too much pain.
“Min,” you sigh, fingers pulling against his hair full of need. You can feel arousal pooling, you wouldn’t be surprised if it already stained your shorts by now.
Minho sneaks his hands under the waistband of your shorts and onto your warm skin, gently pushing down your shorts while massaging the flesh there. You allow him to slip it down, shifting your legs so that you can slide the material off.
Before Minho could guide you back into his lap, you stay in your awkward lifted position, slipping out of your underwear, which you can now see has a very evident wet patch on it.
“Fuck.” Minho breathes out, his hands feeling up your curves, “You’re hot you know that?” You feel your cheeks warm at his sudden praise, shifting your head to the size so that the boy underneath you doesn’t see your blush. But of course Minho notices, he smirks pridefully to himself, tongue poking out between his teeth.
Minho brings his hand up to slap your ass again but he stops dead in his tracks as he watches intently as you work your fingers at his jeans. Minho stares at you, the way your cheeks are red, the way your hands shake slightly with excitement, the way you’re rubbing your thighs together as you finally unbutton and unzip his fly.
Minho lifts his hips, after snapping out of his daze that you put him in, allowing you to pull his pants and boxers down in one swoop. His cock freely stood against his lower abdomen, red and veiny, precum leaking at the tip, not too big but definitely above average.
Minho’s desire for you grew even more as he watched you drool over his cock, the one that you had yet to actually touch. “Come sit your pretty pussy on me, yeah kitten?” Your eyes widen at the pet name, a wave of lust rushing through your body that has your cunt clenching around nothing.
Adjusting yourself back comfortably into his lap, you take hold of his cock aligning it with your hole. You probe your throbbing cunt with the tip, an erotic mewl leaving your lips. Sounds of your mains overlapping filled the room as you finally sunk down onto his cock, fully bottoming out.
The stretch burned, it burned so much that it brought tears to your eyes, but that wasn’t about to stop you from rolling your hips down onto Minho. “Wait baby, I didn’t stretch you- just wait okay.” Minho grunts as your forehand falls against his. His hands held you still as you clenched around his cock, adjusting to his size.
“You okay now kitten?” You hastily nod, your hips twitching with neediness. Minho chuckles before guiding you off his cock before moving you back down. You both let out a groan when you start speeding up the pace of your movement.
Minho’s hands now just gripping at your waist as you bounce on his cock. The tip of his cock hits you right in your g spot causing your thighs to tremble slightly. Your orgasm grows closer and closer with each bounce.
Minho bites his lip at the sight in front of him; your lip caught between your teeth as your face scrunches up in pleasure, tits bouncing through your shirt, and your cunt taking his cock so well.
The feeling of you clenching so tightly around him drove him towards his climax.
“Fuck babe, imma cum.” Minho grunted as he bucked his hips up to meet yours. You moaned loudly at how his cock filled you deeply. Your whines begin to rise as your orgasm hits you like a truck. With the combination of you creaming all over his cock and the intense clenching of your cunt, Minho’s cock twitches as he pours his load into you with a deep groan.
“Holy shit,” You breath out shakily, “we just did that.” Minho chuckles as he lifts you enough to slip his cock out, he could feel as his cum dripped out of your cunt and onto his pelvis.
“Fuck I love you…I have for a while.” Minho pants in disbelief as he gazes into your exhausted eyes. You nuzzle your head into his neck with a smile, “I’ve loved you too Min, for a while.”
#skz#stray kids#skz imagines#stray kids imagines#skz hard hours#skz hard thoughts#skz smut#stray kids smut#stray kids hard thoughts#stray kids hard hours#skz lee know#skz lee minho#stray kids lee know#stray kids lee minho#lee know x reader#lee minho x reader#lee know smut#skz x reader#stray kids x reader#lee minho smut#minho smut#skz minho#lee know imagines#lee minho imagines#Lee know#Lee minho#minho#lee minho hard thoughts#lee know hard thoughts#lee know hard hours
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Yearghh
#tw for dog violence(?)#i hate it when people straight up dont check the things i tell them to check when theyre asking me for help#like dude you straight up told me he failed the gum test and was bleeding out and i rush over there and hes fine?#man.#literally admitted he didn't check when i got back#now i have. not enough gas to go back and refuel.#whateverrrr#and thank u for blaming me for getting bitten while i was literally holding one dog in a chokehold and working your dogs neck out of teeth#and then when i finally get him released you dont hold him tight enough and he lunges straight back and bites ME#when i re-engage the chokehold on the other dog (who genuinely was just defending himself)#stuff like this is why i have no patience for untrained dogs and their owners At All#its always the expensive dogs too they spend all the money on the breed and dont do anything regarding training or temperament#ugh. anyway. whatever.
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