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goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.
#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it#bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know!#tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge#bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it#tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her#bruce: .... okay you win#dick gets it#your first gay relationship does that to you#bear is a little worried tho#🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off#tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢#🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!!#dude even ra's gets in on it#ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck#tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern#could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh
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And about Tyme giving up everything fast and leaving the investigation to save his grandma lemme just say, the thing is this is Great's dying POV in which he managed to fix everything that went wrong aka save both Dome and Nan dying (probably also Manee the one he hit with his car), I don't think Tyme actually gave up in the actual real timeline, Tyme wasn't even that focused on his investigation from what we saw from ep 1 to 5 because well (1) Great doesn't know all of this from his stand point he didn't even know about the gambling business and (2) everytime Great changes something in his timeline there is a ripple effect that changes other stuff afterwards in his timeline, like if we just take the fact that he changed his and tyme's first time that probably created the picnic scene afterwards which made Tyme change his mind on giving Great time before exposing the parents which gave the parents time to threatened the grandma and make Tyme give it all up and run to save his grandma, like why did Great even talk about the grandma in the first place? It's not like he met her in this timeline why would he be worried about her? It is not normal Great behavior to be worried about people he barely knows unless he is forced to, I'm feeling like the grandma was killed by Great's dad but as Great wasn't present for that death like he was for the 3 other people he saved all he could do was convince Tyme to give him time which then made it so Tyme had the occasion to save his grandma, this is a clear case of unreliable narrator, and Great is made unreliable because he is dying, like if ep 6 makes me eat my words so be it but I choose to believe that like even if all we've seen of Tyme is from Great's POV, you can clearly see he is a person of conviction (like even his stalker tendencies did come through even if Great made him to be an awkward loser, also you see it in the way he is not afraid to tell Great to his face that he is a spoiled rich kid on a bed of blood money) and he would not just come to Nan's room to tell her abandon everything, pack his bags and leave, you really have to make a difference between who Tyme is and how Great sees him, and try to piece together who Tyme really is through Great's dying out of body experience because while we have Title, Dome, Tonkla, Korn and Win from other POVs, it really feels like we only have Tyme through Great's POV
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#like the actual real timeline we've only seen glimpse of here and there#like you can almost not trust anything we've seen that is tyme related#also like pretty sure that grandma is dead like i do not think she is alive#dude... is that why tyme wears so much black? because he is mourning his grandma's death?#bro if it's actually that holy shit but nah i don't think it is#also like great is clearly using the grandma as a shield in this but thats another story#thats gonna be a gifset
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revisiting an ancient OC. his name's orion.
#sketch#original character#oc#you can tell what the censored word is but#it's okay to be misogynist if you're 2d and wear a crop top i whisper to myself while drawing him#i just always feel bad posting anything darker because the duality of my art is like#CUTE OCS that draw in sweeties#but then actually most of my OCs are absolute disasters#orion#dysprosium#he's not a nice dude#not a chill fellow#casual conversation arose about him hurting a friend's oc very very badly so i was compelled to draw him
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so in the past I have made themed gifts for people who have helped me* and it's been a little weird but like. Understandable to the person I am gifting the thing to weird? My current problem is that I want to make something for my endocrinologist because he has improved my quality of life hugely** but endocrinology doesn't have an easily themed gift and my endocrinologist reminds me very very strongly of like a sad greyhound or a whippet but I cannot explain to this very nice, very normal man that "hey I made you a plushie of a dog because I wanted to thank you for the steroids and you remind me of a dog. In a good way!" *like teeth plushies for the dentist who helped me figure out I have to have dental anesthetic without epinephrine in it, or a chicken plushie for the people at the chicken restaurant that went the extra mile to get their ingredients list that were the reason I figured out I'm allergic to coconut **I had what would have been a severe allergic reaction and it wasn't pleasant but I didn't end up in the hospital and I didn't take like a week minimum to recover and
#the person behind the yarn#I realize this is a problem of my own making#and that I very much do not need to make my endocrinologist anything#but it's such a HUGE difference in my life#he really does have like sad dog energy idk how to describe it#he wears very nice flannel shirts that I am slightly envious of because I'd never seen a blue and orange flannel before#and is like somehow even more obviously unthreatening than I am#like. I have PTSD. Had PTSD? Have? Not sure how to word that#I have worked through most of my major PTSD triggers but one thing that still gets me is people touching my neck#to the point where I have like flinched off the medical bed darted across the room kinda avoidance in previous medical appointments#I can mostly manage to sit still and let doctors touch my neck if I see it coming but I always flinch and I always hate it#and this guy is so incredibly unthreatening I didn't flinch at all and didn't even notice it was weird I didn't react negatively#until after I'd left his office#I am also (usually) seen as very unthreatening but mine is something I worked on deliberately for a while#(when I was working with toddlers) and also is made easier by the fact that I am very short and look younger than I am#idk how to describe how much this dude reminds me of a greyhound. WAIT NO he reminds me of a borzoi!#the wizard version of a greyhound
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idk remmeber thos splaton guys i drew a while ago
those markings lb has glow in the dark btw.....shes a glowstick
#inanimate insanity#ii lightbulb#ii paintbrush#lightbrush#i never stop thinking about them even at my lowest point#im excit3d for the dlc can u tell. canmu#pb honestly eats in anything i make them wear like#go girl give us everything....#girl (genderneutral)#i use girl genderneutrally like bro and dude#i will never stop
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some gaY SHIT!!!! WOW!!!!! @volpurr's sthsona kissing mine bc we gay
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#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#sonic oc#sonic fan oc#sonic fan character#sonic original character#sonic sona#flat colors#fullbody#artists on tumblr#furry#theyre not doing anything sus our characters just both dont wear pants bc we dont subscribe to 'fem sonic character needs pants'#if the dudes can have their asses out so can we fuck em#gala the hedgehog#lara the cat
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I keep imagining Lummis and Petunia in different outfits but never Flower, they always stay in their black pants and white shirt getup unless for special occasions, and I think the funniest possible explanation to this is if they have like 20 pairs of identical pants and shirts
Which makes sense if they're the Pure Vessel. Just throw something comfortable and practical but still okay-looking by noble standards on them when not on duty and sew a shitton of these bad boys for them, it's not like they have an opinion or preference or even need to be fashionable. Basic stuff will do.
The side effect of this is the fact post-reveal they still wear the same goddamn thing 7 days a week
And also they're autistic/neurodivegent in general. Having a duplicate or two (or 20) of their favourite comfy outfit is handy, and finding new clothes that don't have Bad Texture or annoying tags is a chore and a half.
#thylacines can talk#faaf au#lummis and petunia (and their other friends) didnt question it much. they did think its a little weird at first but they didnt see them#every day anyway and just figured oh this guy must be neurodivergent#the idea that their mother played dressup with them and they have a shitton of outfits from that stoll presists. post-reveal they return to#their room one day and theyre all there on their bed and desk. they're not sure if its a gift from their mother or if she just wanted to#get rid of anything that reminded her of them. but they'll take it.#however theyre all mostly very fancy outfits so the couple that dont have Bad Texture they save for special occassions and official events.#they have a couple outfits made by Hornet and Herrah but again these are usually saved for special occassions. they don't want to get them#dirty while fucking around with their boyfriends and friends. and Ghost. they do have a few casual outfits from them but they still mostly#wear their good ol' white shirt and black pants combo. Hornet is tempted to replicate their style perfectly but in different colours#because Holy Shit Dude wear something different than black and white for once#now that i think about it i did give them The Exact Same Shirt But Purple for an alternate ref so you know what? canon#it was bc I was doing an art trade with 3 other friends and they all picked purple bitches so i went oh I need to fit in
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Gabriel appreciates gifts too much not to wear the PERVERT shirt oh so eloquently gifted to him by Mirage
#mirage is like okay dude. my buddy is coming to visit. mind changing that out for something else she's not really in on these kinds#of jokes.#and hes like. Oh...It's laundry day... I don't have anything else.#He's so hospitable and talkative but then hes wearing this shirt with big bold letters.PERVERT#funny funny image to me. lets see if i can remember to draw it in 10 minutes.#gloop thots
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my date cancelled on me because he "found a girlfriend" and the way he went from being single to being exclusive with someone in like 4 days is making me giggle. same guy also apparently made a hand drawn card for the two month "anniversary" with one of his ex gfs and the card was like "I love you so so much dear [name]" so uh. there's that 😅
#nothing wrong with any of that! just uh not my style#I can joke about undying devotion all I want but when a dude goes too hard too fast I get uncomfy kjdhgsldkfjhg#also I'm low key bitter cuz I already decided what to wear and he didn't tell me anything until the day of#can't wait to fully enter my employed era so I could slide into my She Should Be At The Club (oh wait she is!!) era#personal#val talks
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i wish i was a man tbh
#i dont HATE being a woman i just dont. feel like one.#mannnn the stupidest thing fuckin triggered me abt this too#idk if u guys ever heard of everymanhybrid but its this old online horror series/arg from back in the day#i was just studying listening to a video abt it in the background and THE GUY THAT PLAYS EVAN???? im so so so jealous of him#esp later on in the series when he gets kinda jacked and starts wearing baseball caps WHY CANT THAT BE MEE???#like wym i cant be a short skinny early 20s man in new jersey in the early 2010s????#him and that frank iero dude. dont show me dudes from new jersey i cant take it.#idk im probably never gonna do anything abt it bc its not THAT strong 90% of the time#i mean honestly i can try looking more masc i just dont think id look good at all
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oh! my nephew stayed here last night, and he told me that his grandma's partner - the most annoying, conceited, boring man I have ever met - said he doesn't like it that I always contradict him :)
I've met this guy maybe... 5-10 times total? and every time he manages to say something even more stupid than the last! it's almost impressive! like, he thinks he knows everything. and no one ever says anything, they just let him talk because it's not worth it (I know that because almost every one of them has told me this).
but I get too pissed off when it's something I care about. and I'm an adult now, I can talk back to shitty adults, I don't give a fuck.
anyway, I just think it's absolutely hilarious that he feels that way and now I'll do it even more often :) it's very fun when I ask him what his sources are for what he's saying and he just stammers some bullshit and tries to say that's not the point (pretty sure it's 100% telegram and tik tok, because that's the kind of useless old guy he is).
#some fun recent examples include... my niece gave back my rainbow high doll. he saw it and commented that it's disgusting that dolls#sexualise little girls like that because of crop tops and high heels and makeup and garter belts. what the fuck man. no one is sexualising#anything except YOU#that's a fashion doll. meant to be like 15. wearing fun pretty clothes and colourful makeup. if you look at that and think oh that's#too sexy. then I'm sorry but that's YOUR problem#(and garter belts??? it was some decoration hanging off her skirt what the fuck.)#he didn't like it when I said that no one ever says toys for boys have to be good role models :)#got realllly pissy when I wouldn't stop :) like hello dude you know there's something you can do if you don't want anyone to respond to your#fucking bullshit right? it's called THINKING. just keep that shit in your head#I'll keep doing this until he no longer wants to say dumb shit when I'm around :) (so. forever probably. but he's old he'll die before me so#it'll be fine).#oh and one time he tried to convince us that regular people in the UK are better off since Brexit. hello? dude you don't speak a damn word#of English. you barely know how to order a drink or something. how the fuck would you know#it drives me insane. he couldn't be any more mediocre and stupid if he tried. yet he thinks he's the greatest person ever#can't fucking stand him#and men like him in general. (yes it is only ever men. women like my mother are similar but they're never this fucking sure of their shitty#opinions.)#(in fact they usually give up way too easily. in my experience at least.)
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God forbid you wanna nap in this neighborhood
I stg every time I lay down to, the big ass stereo guy decides "ahh now is the perfect time to be an asshole 😌" and starts
Usually it's like 2pm-4pm that he's out but today nothing... until 5:45pm when I was TRYING to take a fucking quick nap... 😑 I'm gonna throw hard boiled eggs at his house I stg
#marquilla#his stereo gives me a migraine every goddamn time hes out#and i dont wanna be the asshole neighbor thats like hey you cant ever play that/youre too loud (daily) during non-noise ordinance hours#so you're technically not doing anything wrong youre just annoying me... and like be a jackass#especially since i dont do that when the other neighbors are having a family party outside bc again it's between 8am-10pm they#are allowed to be loud it just annoys me and hurts my brain#so when the weather is warm and i can garden im gonna play my trumpet and learn to#my excuse for doing it outside 'oh my family doesnt like me playing inside' not 'im trying to pavlov you into stopping bc i WILL be playing#badly in hopes you go away'#it's not even that i can hear his music it's that it's all bass which at that level i can feel and it hurts and i hate having to wear#headphones in my own house#like growing up my nextdoor neighbor would play polka for hours every goddamn sunday and we just dealt ofc even if it got old FAST#and the neighbor next to him would play the radio when they'd have parties and we'd play ours when outside (god help my neighbors when i#was into hsm and only played that all summer for two years) point being i understand it's just part pf being in a neighborhood#the problem is the bass penetrating my skull :( so enjoy Embouchure Badly in C Sharp my dude#im gonna pavlov this man#<- the tag to block (or track lmao)
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when eating doesn't make brain stop being Bad: uh oh
#so defeating every time I run down the Body Needs And Coping Skills checklist and noooooothing fucking works ♥️#I'm sick of fucking wallowing! can I please move on with my night! can I do or feel literally anything else!#I want to cave my own fucking skull in dude I'm not even sad anymore I'm just frustrated as fuck#and fed up with having to choose between being pissed off or too depressed to move#I need something to change SO SO desperately and I know that but I can't DO anything about it#I don't even feel like there's a point to saying any of this#I won't even remember in the morning probably. I hope I don't fucking wake up as myself#cause I fucking want out too#can't give a shit about any of this anymore. sorry for not breaking down quietly or whatever#it's in or out and in is 'not helping' so out it is#not that i can even do that with my whole chest lol. not that theres any relief in this but to wear myself out enough to maybe sleep#so someone else can deal with it in the morning#and delete this and go back to being so so quiet#like always.#but at least im calling it out for once lol#more than the rest of us ever fucking do.
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I don't tend to agree with a lot of the stuff that is said on here about gender relations and all of the stuff related to it, but I will agree with Tumblr on how ridiculous it is that certain stuff has been unnecessarily gendered and/or is expected of each gender. You are "feminine" man if you drink or eat a certain product (men weren't concerned with stuff like this historically), apparently, or you are a "tomboy" just because you don't wear makeup (most women have historically worn little to no makeup). It's ridiculous.
#ridiculous#txt#i think this might be worse with men tbh#i've seen men get mocked for crying on their weddings#i've seen dudes get called feminine for the most basic stuff#at least women only get called “masculine” on certain things but men walk on a THIN LINE when it comes to the “man code” from what i've#observed and gathered over the years#hell i remember a dude on twitter calling men who want romance “feminine”. can men even do anything without getting their masculinity#questioned at any chance#mj had his gender identity questioned EVEN BEFORE he started wearing makeup just because he was sensitive and had a soft voice#that man was constantly called a woman for his behavior and appearance. he is far from the only one#and yeah the ladies have dealt with their fair share of bs when it comes to stuff like this too
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My therapist asked if I dressed ironically and I had to assure him that no, I just really like florals
#he said I wear a lot of flowery clothes and ‘funny shirts’#which I mean I don’t even wear a ton of florals. just like a flowery shirt or pair of pants#but I mean… plants look nice. flowers look nice. flowers… pretty#and ‘funny shirts’??? that just hurts#I’ve only worn band shirt and dress shirts. today was a kind of cute Godzilla shirt but I’m not doing it to be ironic#I’m too old to like things ironically#just let me be cringe with sincerity#tbf I’d just told him I’d been goth in high school and I guess he thought that carried over and was me trying to get people’s attention#and I mean I guess a lot of people pick their outfits with some idea of public perception in mind#so I don’t think it’s unreasonable to imagine how others would perceive me#but I dress like a boring dad a lot of the time. not anything exciting#I swear I’m still goth inside. I promise I’m still a spooky boy. but the kind of spooky boy that wears shorts w/ the occasional polo shirt🤷🏻#oh god… I’m a sellout 😣#we were talking about how self conscious I am and how I hate possibly being viewed as this big grumpy looking dude#but whatever we’ve all got problems pppssssshawwww#and I dunno… this is too much talking for a dumb text post#whoops#you can ignore this#text
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Growing up on Tumblr I always thought puppy play was like the WORST kink to have (like that was how I thought people viewed it)
But like as an adult I don't get it. I met's pretty harmless. Like yeah, the argument that you don't want to see guys on leashes might seem like a pup play thing but that's more just exhibitionism. That's the kink they have for y'know being seen by people. That's the one people have issue with. But the dog parts? Yeah you can find it weird but like it's not harmful to you. But also with how people treat dogs like you can see why someone would want to go brainless for a few hours n get pet all over n be called a good boy
#anyways hi#id also like to add that theres like#a branch of pup play thats just furry lite#like this especially applies to the branch that is just pure partying#pup play is about being TREATED like youre someones dog#so obedience n loyalty n happiness n cuddliness#like people like that i think only wear pup hoods bc it looks like a fursuit lite#its not nearly as expensive n its not warm#like that being the furry lite thing#i think thats just being a furry#but yeah i do think that#while they can overlap#pup play n furries r different#i had a pup friend in college n he was a furry#n he like deadass just showed me a pic of a dude with abs with the head of a fursuit#n he was like “how do you not find it hot”#n i was like “well im not gonna say this but its cuz a. the only thing hot is his abs n b. he looks like he decapitated chuck e cheese”#i think pup hoods are cute#i like leather n i like think it fits very well with other leather gear#i will literally never see fur suits as anything other than neon mascot costumes#which is fine if thats what youre into#but thats just how i see it
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