#drstone incorrect quotes

[nari-kami]

GIRLBOSS, GATEKEEP,

GEN ASAGIRI💜

[sengenarchives]

[After civilization is revived] Some politician: With the upmost respect, we ask if you would be interested in taking our daughter's hand in marriage. Gen, internally: Ah... Here we go again... Gen, pointing in Senku's direction: My apologies but I don't think MY HUSBAND would be too happy with me if I were to say yes. Senku: ?!?! Politician: I-I'm so sorry, Mr. Asagiri! Especially to you, Dr. Ishigami. We- I truly had no idea! Gen: Haha, it's fine! Please! Don't worry about it~!

[Once the politician leaves] Senku: Your husband? Gen: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! Senku: I make no promises- Gen: I'm sorry, Senku-chan! I just can't handle it anymore. I don't know how many more families I have to upset before I lose it. Senku: And here I thought you enjoyed all the attention. Gen: Please, help me! Just play along until the requests die down! Please? Senku, trying not to smile: The things I do for you... Gen: ... Gen: You know, I wouldn't mind... if you were actually my husband~. Senku: You really are pushing your luck today, aren't you? Gen: Hey!

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#20 Where are you?

Stanley: Y/n is missing again, can you find them?

Xeno: What? Do you think I had them microchipped or something?

Stanley: Well do you?

Xeno:...

Xeno: yeah, hang on...

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SENKU in a corner, sulking :...

BYAKUYA : is something wrong, Senku?

SENKU : It's nothing. You won't understand it.

BYAKUYA : come on tell me. A father needs to know what troubles his son. I'm your sugar daddy. *innocently smiles*

SENKU : you don't even know what that means so please never say that again...

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#15 White men No-

Y/n: I've left written instructions for you both

Xeno: Mine just says 'Xeno, no'

Snyder: And mine says 'Tell Xeno no'

Y/n: I want you to apply it to every possible situation~

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#17 Feral Wolverine

NASA is playing a team sport event to give scientists and astronauts a day out Snyder: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Y/n? Byakuya: Have you ever played a game with Y/n? Snyder: No… Byakuya: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a Wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Y/n, chasing Xeno: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Xeno*Is panting hard, sweating bullets and his knees are shaking like jell-o, Actively scared and confused*S-STOP YELLING!?

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#9 Outta the two you made one cry guess who-

Ukyo, watching Tsukasa and Hyoga fight each other...more personally this time than most times* Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Yuu, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine, They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other fully

Ukyo: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Tsukasa: Y/n

Hyoga: Y/n

Y/n: Me

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#4 Face carved by angels...

Y/n: How is the most beautiful person in the world?~

Tsukasa*blushing,taken aback* I—

Minami*Passing them by* I'm perfect, thanks for asking!

Y/n:...Ok, fair- How is the most beautiful MAN in the world?~

Lux Talking about Tsukasa:

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#19 Swing an' a miss

Xeno*casually leaning against the wall, holding a book and pretending he doesn't see the mistletoe above him*...

Y/n*who just woke up, walking by, mumbling sleepily with an empty cup of coffee* Your book's upside-down "Genius"

Xeno:...

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#5 He literally fell at your feet-

Hyoga: Get your hand off my shield!

F!Y/n: There's like a million other shields!!

Hyoga: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers!?-

F!Y/n*hits him in the head HARD with the shield actually making him fall to the ground, mocking him* Oops! Now this one has blood on it~

Hyoga*Possibly with a concussion looking at the three of you*...

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#7 *Kai's theme song*

Spoilers if you haven't read the manga! YOU BEEN WARNED-

I want a 20-something Y/n who raised Senku along with Byakuya, You were just the only babysitter who Senku seemed to like given you didn't baby-talk him...also he knew you and Byakuya had slow burn pining but the viejo sabroso-old man worried too much on the age gap and didn't make a move...then he went to the moon-

F!Y/n*Has the Megaphone for Stanley to hear them and for Xeno to hear as well, walking in plain sight you stand over a barrel, and tap the mic after the Snyder terrorized the group and made it clear they want Senku to meet his dad in heaven*-Whoever decided to put their hands on my kids, please come outside so I can PEACEFULLY BREAK YOUR LEGS!?!?

The Kingdom of Science*Trying to pull you away from shooting distance*

Snyder*Is Impressed by your balls, Describing your features to Xeno*...

-In the American Colony-

Xeno*Has met you in person, and knows what you're capable of*...

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#16 Time-out corner-

Byakuya & Senku(10)*playing video games*

F!Y/n: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Byakuya*silence*

Senku(10)*silence*

F!Y/n*finally figuring it out* ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Byakuya & Senku(10) in shame: Yeah...

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#10 American's ONE True fear-

You, in the shape of the devil silhouette, come out from the fire and they make a full stop when they pass through the billowing smoke looking to find out Where Snyder is located after he attacked

Yo: Miss L/s, I am so happy to see you! You will not believe!-

F!Y/n*Gets his hand and slaps himself*Get back, you fool! Your cheap cologne is obscuring his musk!

Yo: Oh, my face!

F!Y/n*Sniffs out for his trail and eyes widen with a grin 'seeing' where Snyder has crashed* Poor, poor Rabbits~You should never have left the forest~ Now you deal with me~

-Somewhere in the forest/jungle of New America...Snyder contacts Xeno from a safe location he cant...shouldn't have been spotted...but then he spots you looking already on his tail-

Snyder: She's good... Xeno, intel?

Xeno: Snyder We have a serious problem, Y/n L/s...Worked for IRS and CPS, Perfect case record...and Senku's Nanny

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#13 Violence for the whole family!~

Back in the past...Way before the world fell asleep in rock, With baby Senku, Byakuya, and You, his nanny was getting together for the holidays

F!Y/n: I love Christmas~

Byakuya: did your parents celebrate with you or something?

F!Y/n: no, but while at boarding school my roommate wanted to watch Home Alone and I just loved the idea~

(5)Senku*Grins and stops putting the ornaments on the tree* oh this will be fun

F! Y/N: So I forged my parents' signature and signed myself out. I took a cab home and set traps all throughout my house. Now, that was fun, but I wanted the whole experience, so I hired two goons to break into my house!

Byakuya: what the hell?

F!Y/n they didn't get permanently hurt, I wasn't cruel. I did give them payment and obviously, I didn't want my parents knowing so I just let them go after!, It's was fun~

(5)Senku*Cackling on the floor kicking his feet in the air* sounds like you!

F!Y/n*Claps hands togehter and picking up the young child up and setting him on your lap* hey, we should do that! We have better training and traps! It could be Family bonding!~

(5)Senku: YES!

Byakuya*Not used to seeing his son, so excited for the holidays*...that does sound fun. I'm game!-

Part 3:

It turns out Senku's nanny went to boarding school and had a roommate. LOOOOOOOOOOORE!?

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#6 Love is Love-

Francois: I never tell people off the bat My Lover's gender preference, I wait... I wait until they say some homophobic idiotic comment and then I laugh and am like "You know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face~

NB!Y/n: I love you...

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DrStone Incorrect quotes#14 Name brand, not great value-

*Tsukasa sneezes* Y/n: Tsukasa, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!~ Moz sneezes looking at you Y/n: Oh my god-Shut the hell up