#drive well

[slyandthefamilybook]

I'm talking bags of chips, fruit, bottled drinks, things like that

[saruvanthewhite]

I’ll never understand why drivers in SF/Daly ʎʇʇᴉɥS today can’t operate their vehicles with any semblance of skill or understanding of road laws. Some are just pointing a vehicle in a direction & going without regard to others or lane markings.

Just had some less-than-adequate uᴉɐʇsʇᴉɥs try to drive past me on the right, using a merge lane, and at the last moment before it became one lane; Mine. Stupid people like that are a danger to society. They should not be allowed to operate any machinery heavier than an electric toothbrush.

So many issues in the world & this one is so minor. But goddamn it! All the other dangers in the world are bad enough. We shouldn’t have to endure easily prevented dangers to life. Driving is such a ʇıɥs simple task, those who can’t do it with any skill or awareness need to be removed. Not just off the road. Kept inside under penalty of partially-culpable homicide being visited on innocent people. Pedestrians, aware motorists, cyclists all should push for the removal of wasteoid numbskulls from the roadways & highways. Safety first.

If that inadequate driver is you, GTFO. For the hate of satan, leave the roadways to competent drivers.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tropicalcleric]

spto made everyone think that wallace is so much shorter than scott because they hit him with a twink beam even though he's canonically several inches taller than scott. and it's all i think about all the time. scollace artists i am BEGGING you to put the height difference back where it belongs

[faunandfloraas]

Honestly I think a lot of people who have never made a gif for tumblr don't get that it does actually take time and effort, its not just rip it from a video and post it- you have to download the video, in my case I have a video player installed that grabs continuous caps, figure out what parts you need, you have to open those in photoshop or gimp, depending on where you got photoshop you might be paying for it every month and then on top of that is actually sizing, cropping, colouring, sharpening, adding text, etc. etc. like it is something that takes time and effort for which the only real reward is creating something that makes you happy and hopefully people reblog it with a nice or funny tag, so maybe keep that in mind the next time you think gif makers are being mean or unfair for being upset about reposts. It is its own little artform that is fairly unique to this website, and that's a big aspect of why I have always loved tumblr, if all the gifmakers stopped posting things would be a lot more boring around here.

[mourn-and-watch]

[canisalbus]

✦ Hound mode ✦

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #15

Despite what most people would think, Danny was an excellent driver. It took a lot of hard work and extra classes, but he is by far the safest driver of the family. So safe in fact that others often make fun of him for it.

'You'll get there eventually with Grandma driving!' 'It's like going even a fraction over the speed limit is gonna give you a heart attack or something'

It was fine. Danny was proud about being a safe driver. It's what he worked for! His family already contributed to enough property damage.

Driving in Gotham was a very different experience from driving in Amity. His new friends made fun of him even more now.

It was one of these playful ribs that he shot out his favorite reply (one he hadn't gotten the chance to use since moving).

"Well, you know what they say; you should only do one illegal thing at a time!" Danny thought he was hilarious (as his species was still technically illegal), the Batkid (you decide) overanalyzed (as usual).

[theoldkyokodied]

[Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?...?]

This has been something I've been working on for quite a while now, as some people who look at my insta story might know, but I'm finally done!! those text messages from s14ep5 are so unhinged, they haunt me every goddamn day. To drop "i love you so much" just to follow it with what essentially is a "no homo.. for u... even tho u r so hot and i like you so much!". exploading them with my mind into a million pieces, okay?

[absolutechaosss]

The main critique I've seen leveraged at Saltburn is that is falls short of its message of "eat the rich". But like...I never saw it as as that. Saltburn (to me) is steeped in a specifically English class context of nobility. There is this gap that cannot be bridged. Oliver throughout the movie has this deep frustration that he does not permanently belong in the sphere of Saltburn. Multiple people specifically goad him with this fact. Oliver is privileged by most people's standards, but it isn't enough. It's not eat the rich as they're all terrible its eat the rich as consuming them, absorbing them, licking the plate clean. The film came across as less a class critique and a hornier knives out but rather a psychological horror story about desire and not being able to have what you want the most. Oliver will never belong truly at Saltburn. Oliver despite worming his way into the family never has physical intimacy with Felix. It's not skewering the rich, it's commenting on the deep desire to inhabit their skin.

[muisley]

rip kim dokja

[seventhdoctor]

Yugioh characters simply have no patience for your skill issues.

[pleucas]

irresponsible illegal getaway drive

[uc1wa]

jason todd who’s a little religious and says he wants to wait for marriage to fill you full with his cock and cum. jason todd whose tongue is lapping at your entrance and his fingers are circling your clit, reminding you that the bible doesn’t say anything about the inability to do this.

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

What if i did another IWTV screenshot redraw, but it's the 2022 tv series? What if it's Wyll and Astarion instead of Lestat and Louis? What then, hm? What then?

The ref:

[abyssalzones]

I'll always be glad I learned from an early age how to conceptualize and draw fat bodies motivated by my adoration for a fat character. because I swear to god half of all artists draw fat characters like this if they draw them at all