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The Dullet
#get that man a pie and an energy drink and get him on the tools#but I swear to god if they do a shoey I will have to reconsider everything#I don't know how I feel about the mullet#dan and phil#dnp#danandphil#amazingphil#phan#my gifs#dnp gifs#danandphilgames#dan and phil games#daniel howell
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trust and believe the chaser gang's unofficial coworker christmas parties went crazy. qiren goes home after an hour, xichen immediately decides this is the perfect time to get hammered, guangyao is babysitting, wen qing is losing her mind a little bit, yu ziyuan is fighting between Wanting To Leave and Wanting To Outdrink Wuxian, huaisang and mingjue show up at some point and wuxian is too drunk to remember it - which he DOES weep about when wen qing tells him the next day. they have the worlds most british karaoke session. the buffet features mini sausage rolls, cocktail sausages, and a beautiful array of picky bits. mr brightside is playing for 50% of the event.
#british mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen qing#yu ziyuan#lan qiren#jin guangyao#lan xichen#mo dao zu shi#sketch#THEEEEEEEEEEEE most self indulgent and speedy doodle in the worlddddddd#yu ziyuan and wei wuxian have their usual beef except ziyuan is a lil chiller than canon. bc there isnt an impending war stressing her out.#and thus she has resolved to destroy him in petty shit like drinking competitions at work parties.#lan wangji also here but its unrelated to the au i just. wnated to redraw him as that tweet#guangyao watching wei wuxian be annoying and drunk: this is a surprise tool thatll help me later#qiren likes his coworkers in moderation like theyre fine. but he doesn't wanna see them in an informal setting where alcohol is present#and thus skedaddles the second hes been around for a polite amount of time#xichens private instagram story is a MESS#wangji taps through it the next day and sees wuxian slaying on the karaoke machine and has to take a walk to calm down.#hes down ATROCIOUS bless him.. a wuxian This Aint A Love Song karaoke insta story killed him.#btw the nies have very different reasons to show up. nmj is here bc hes gay. huaisang is here because he wants to see drunk messy drama#that'll inevitably occur when 3zun talk for more than 5 seconds
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-- merry starlight !!
#Pigeon Screens#Odette Hollows#Prudence Dubois#Viatrix Volkova#FFXIV Screenshots#Midlander#hyur midlander#hello prudence would like TO GO HOME NOW PLEASE#odette is giving Viatrix new gardening gloves and tools#Viatrix is doing her best to no burst into tears#(because then odette will cry and Prudence will be mad because everyone is crying)#Also prudence does not trust viatrix but she didn't trust odette at first either sooooo#Prudence doesn't trust the child that handed her this drink you know??#ANYWAY HERE IS MY CHRISTMAS POST MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVE YOU MWAH
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Reading the "meet the cast" stuff after becoming extremely invested in this blog is so ahdggdhjsjs especially after whatever the Ciqu=robot arc is called. "It isn't coffee" yeah he's A BOTTTTT AAUGHHSHHSHA eats this blog /vpos
Anyways yeah I am so obsessed with the blog, it's super consistent (from what I've seen) and the writing is rlly well done!
And an ask for Ciqu!
Can I bite your arm in a non freaky way? :3
Ciqu: "Oh, I don't know, 'kyliedrawzstuff84.' Do you want to be charged with assault on law enforcement?"
#sprunki#incredibox sprunki#sprunki incredibox#sprunki au#sprunki mortality#sprunki mortality au#sprunki oc#WAAAAAAAAAHH X APPRECIATE THAT SM /GEN /POS#anyways hahahahaha x love foreshadowing hahahahaa its one of mx fav writing tools haahahahahahahahah ahahahahhaha sobs sob sob.#Ciqu can't even drink coffee anyway lmao
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Mochi does NOT approve of coffee. Ergo, he must try to cover it up like he would in a kitty litter pan...
Mochi, probably: 'damn, you must have some issues if you can fill a whole cup...'
#me and mum providing the commentary...#Mochi does this to ANY drink that's left on the table#but ESPECIALLY coffee/tea/alcohol#we have weird cats#i love them#Mochi is a huge dork XD#cat vs coffee#def not the brightest tool in the shed#cat#cats#funny cats#video#cute cat videos#cute cats#cute#funny#silly
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Made me think of him tbh
Commissions open
#he is STRUGGLING#hes not the sharpest tool in the shed#tmnt#tmnt fanart#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt art#tmnt 2k3#tmnt 2003#tmnt casey fanart#tmnt casey#tmnt casey jones#tmnt memes#Casey: Leo likes those girly cocktails does that mean he's a woman???#He's not sexist he's just dumb as rocks#April made him drink his respect woman juice#Too bad he only knows three women#One of whom is his mom
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i think dean would have some bulimic tendencies but in a very "the romans used to throw up so they could drink and eat more too" type of way. like he just wants to numb his feelings but to do that he must eat/drink type of way.
#in a reckless party boy way and not in a lose weight type of way#tw ed#smoking/drinking/eating/fucking. he uses it as a tool for hs hedonism
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★ 005 // “Bead Doll”
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#steel ball run#sbr#johnny joestar#shrineofferings#tools used:#chenille stems (pipe cleaners)#various beads#yarn#drinking straw#paint pen#i also made a crafty Tusk (Act 1) last night but he's not made to scale with this doll at all; I'll probably use him for something else ^_^#I don't have a Medicos Johnny figure yet so hopefully this posable guy will hold me over until then hehe
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Invited all my friends up to San Antonio for the weekend at my cousin's. They all politely refused and blamed it on their schedules but they all seemed to shy away the moment I told em we'd be doing work on my cousin's house. I get it, who wants to work for free especially when you have zero experience in home improvement... but like, y'all are men lmao
#one of them legit said 'fuck no“ lmao#'let me know what the guys say about your splendid offer'#if they actually came along they'd realize its actually a vacation with a pretext#like y'all would be just sitting outside handing tools to whoever's on the ladder#making jokes and shooting the shit#drinking beers and listening to tunes#am I the crazy one?#do m8s not hang out for weekend projects anymore?#you get out of the house and break the routine#and when you come back home you feel like a new person for it#idk#let me know if im the crazy one
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I used to believe it's entirely justifiable for solas to be so upset at lavellan for drinking from the well but now it's even worse actually.
#ur drinking my ex's bath water right in front of me? potentially becoming another tool to her service like i was? in FRONT OF ME?#datv spoilers#this is still dragon age: dreadwolf to ME. this is HIS game
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How do you think the public perception of vale and marc changes over time in the fco au and how do they both feel about how both of their legacies are fully tied to each other now?
i think they end up being the beyoncé and jay z of the motorcycle world but sepang is the #lemonade moment because they’re both too obsessed (physically. emotionally. psychosexually.) to consider cheating on each other literally ever. also marc would physically kill them both on track
#alex’s solange moment ongoing it seems. just expressed entirely via thumbs ups at pecco#it’s a lot of joint foundation efforts and press and stuff like that.. they both know it’s easier to be as busy as they are with a buddy#like they had alex and uccio and now they also have their irl partners that they bring with them basically most weeks….#they likeeee each other they are often photographed yapping away at whatever party they both have to attend#the REALLLL fight is actually ironing out if they wanna do joint sponcon. cause i don’t think theyre letting go of their energy drinks easy#motogp#callie speaks#asks#rosquez#forced coming out au#i DO still think marc’s imperial era is hard for fans to swallow in contrast to vale’s decline even if they’re involved.#i think it remains fraught within the sport bc that’s how homophobia in sports works#it’s often an insult to justify hatred of an athlete regardless of circumstance. a mean little tool#as long as marc has opps that’s not gonna go away esp for an actually gay ass twink
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really like how this panel came out but a chunk of it's gonna get covered up by the speech bubbles so I'm making a keepsake
#not art! yet!#cip#yes this is a riz piece. I think he Would be into vietnamese coffee#pretty cheap to get the tools for saves a lot of space AND you can squeeze so much caffeine out of any coffee#the amount of caffeine in this shit will rot your bones and irreparably fuck with your blood pressure (from experience. haha)#but maybe this can be MY power fantasy too. in my ideal world I can drink any amount of fucking coffee I want. gods. man#mm. I love drawing glass. am I good at it? fully debatable. but will I stop? never#also the soft knowledge that there's a glass box screwed to the underside of this table with a pack of cigarette in it#with IN CASE OF EMERGENCY lettered in red paint marker on top#it does not show up in this comic or anything else for that matter. but its important to me that you know that exists
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I don't really like this one...
tbf it was during school i made it😭 i saw these drinks and cakes on pinterest yesterday and wanted to draw it cuz i liked how they looked! its really lazy though so like
#prototype regretevator#regretevator prototype#regretevator#regretevator roblox#prototype#roblox regretevator#digital art#regretevator fanart#still obsessed with prototype#drinks#artwork#lasso art#lasso tool
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The C3 lady who came to kuro and gear to request from the servamps to kill the count:
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Seems to be the same female head of the alicein family we saw when the two barriers meant to seal melancholy, envy and sloth were discussed:
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(Which I guess should have been obvious from her flamingo walking cane, it's a reference to alice in wonderland).
After the reveal that lily was pretty much behind freaking everything else already I guess it's not really a suprise, but at least to me this sounds like he could have been the driving force behind C3's request to kill the count as well.
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Yeah, that's also her and the man with the brooch and his hair in a side ponytail...is lily:
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#servamp#servamp lily#Lily's decision to tie himself to a family of powerful magicians and C3 leaders really paid off#and magicians also only exist because the count gave them his blood to drink#I think he wanted C3 to exist as a tool#and indeed they did a good job keeping his blood body and jinn stored until he was ready for the ritual that would make him one with kuro
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day 7. Go kitty go!!!
Bonus:
This isn't how it went down, but Fugo sees it that way.
#art.jpeg#undescribed#sheilaposting#sheila e.#pannacotta fugo#phf#made w the paint eraser tool... i likos it#and red because i also like red#if u notice a trend in my drawings is that i draw sheila gettig pat a lot. its because i think shes cute and deserves love...weird animal..#also FUGO IS A GIRL!! IN THESE!!! TRANSGEDERISMS!!! i feel like it doesnt come across enough... becuase joj chars are alr very feminine.#that last one IS based on a panel from the Kikuri's Heavy Drinking Diary Spinoff.. i miss kikuri sm.. sob#oxitocina
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Peter Vincent you are the Baddest Girl around
song is "Bad Girl" by Usher
be the change you want to see in the world. if you want more david tennant as peter vincent edits, miss an entire night of sleep making one yourself, i guess.
#god i need him as a trophy husband so fucking bad y'all have no clue#it's a wee bit messy but that's alright bc this is my first time ever making an edit and i was working with beginner tools#you know you're obsessed with a character when you break into a whole new medium just for them#i've had this edit in my brain for like a month and it feels to good to get it out of there and on my screen#bc i rediscovered this song around the same time i first watched fright night 2011 so i can't hear it without thinking of her <3#ignore how i missed an entire night of sleep making it in an adhd-med-induced hysteria.#gotta love artistic interpretation bc i can listen to this misogynistic song about getting a woman off a pimp and fully be like#''actually this is about my special little guy who sucks and i love :)''#david tennant#peter vincent#fright night#fright night 2011#anton yelchin#cw smoking#cw drinking#cw blood#fan edit#running my mouth#made this with my hands#video
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