#dramione textposts

[i-like-rocks22]

Soul mate AU but instead of markings or string or whatever it's whoever you share the pineapple in your can with.

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

[ladiestbug]

lady’s intro post

my blog is not strictly 18+ and i do not intend on posting nsfw, but be warned that i most likely will include nsfw topics in my writing and i may reblog lewd art here and there, also gore is a given.

hi :) i’m lady or ladybug! i’m an 18 year old fanfiction writer & fandom enthusiast. i’ve been writing fanfic since i was 8 or 9, and i’ve been in the saw fandom specifically for a year or two. currently i primarily write saw, but i also eventually intend to post fics about life is strange, fanon harry potter, and probably one direction much to everyone’s dismay.

i’m very open to requests in my ask box, i can’t ensure i’ll get to them all but i will try to get a little blurb out for everyone :) im open to all ships (though i want to avoid posting dd;dne so.. yk), and haven’t listed any fandoms which im not comfortable writing just about every character for :3

ps. fave ships + characters to write in tags

[romionedefense]

about this blog:

what you’ll see here:

mostly romione! art, quotes, textposts, anything else!

occasional hinny or jily/marauders mentions

occasional snape neg (always tagged so you can filter it out and still follow!)

popular topics & my opinions on them:

main ships are romione, hinny, & jily but I also like wolfstar

my number 1 character is ron! my angel boy

i am neutral on drarry but sometimes will post draco neg

VERY anti dramione & anti snily

opinion on dumbledore changes depending on the day. usually don’t talk about him at all tho

never finished cursed child but i like the idea of both scorbus & scorose!

i do plan to watch the hbo show and when i do, i will have it tagged so you can filter it out!

about me:

anna | 21 y/o | she/her | hufflepuff

first HP watch: 2018/2019

first HP read: late 2019

currently rereading: OotP

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Wizarding Ball

Draco: I'm the only decent one here

Hermione: Anything but decent*

Draco: Please I'm the logo of decency

Hermione: indecency*

Draco: And you're the annoying autocorrect, aren't you?

Hermione: angelic*

Draco: Now I loathe you

Hermione: love*

Draco:

Draco: Yes please.

[goldandglittersblog]

"People have Soulmates, but I am pretty sure You are my Soul-Enemy."

- Hermione Granger to Draco Malfoy

[myheartsgoingtoexplode]

Ginny: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into the room

Hermione: are you insane! no- what? I’d never do tha-

*Draco walks in*

Hermione: oh well, rules are rules you know...

[adore-wolfstar]

saying lily was better off with snape is like saying hermione was better off with draco.

*mic drop*

[the-goldenseeker]

Hermione: So which one of you is the little spoon?

Draco: Potter obviously.

Harry: Actually it's Draco.

Draco: Wh- What?? ThAt'S nOt TrUe!

* Hermione turns her head to Ron *

Ron: MALFOY'S LYING! I SAW THEM CUDDLING YESTERDAY!

Hermione:

Draco:

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS * leaves slamming the door *

[writingsbyamna]

you know you've read way too much fanfiction when the words 'alpha', 'beta', and 'omega' are no longer innocent to you.

[hermiones-butterbeer]

Dramione shippers: We ship you with Hermione!

Draco: *angrily* MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

[notitsisrius]

Euphemia: fuck you my child is completely fine

Sirius,sniffing gasoline in the garage:

[hazza-socks]

what do you think of dramione?

personally, i think dramione is unreasonable. draco was always taught by lucius that muggle-borns were foul, and should be treated differently. draco would never disobey his father, seeing as he try’s his very best to honor the malfoy name.

[yoursopium]

Hermione: Go fuck yourself.

Draco: Fuck me yourself coward and you call yourself a Gryffindor?

Hermione: I-

[hermiome]

It literally took me less than two weeks and about 10 incredibly well-written Dramione fics to forget completely about the epilogue

[deliciouspeachartisanparty]

I was just thing about Harry potter and like, can they apparate back in time like I know the have time turners but they gave it to Hermione who wasn't able to apparate yet, so my question to all the potter heads can Wichtes and wizards time travel by apparating to a place&time in history?

Please my sleep deprived body needs to know

[myheartsgoingtoexplode]

Hermione: You have a right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you.

Draco: Granger.

Hermione:

Draco:

Draco: >;)