#dramione textposts

[i-like-rocks22]

Soul mate AU but instead of markings or string or whatever it's whoever you share the pineapple in your can with.

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Wizarding Ball

Draco: I'm the only decent one here

Hermione: Anything but decent*

Draco: Please I'm the logo of decency

Hermione: indecency*

Draco: And you're the annoying autocorrect, aren't you?

Hermione: angelic*

Draco: Now I loathe you

Hermione: love*

Draco:

Draco: Yes please.

[goldandglittersblog]

"People have Soulmates, but I am pretty sure You are my Soul-Enemy."

- Hermione Granger to Draco Malfoy

[myheartsgoingtoexplode]

Ginny: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into the room

Hermione: are you insane! no- what? I’d never do tha-

*Draco walks in*

Hermione: oh well, rules are rules you know...

[adore-wolfstar]

saying lily was better off with snape is like saying hermione was better off with draco.

*mic drop*

[saveourskinship]

Draco Waits in the Rain

Hermione: What happened to you?

Draco: I was waiting outside in the rain for you. Because I thought you would come out and be like, "Oh, he's all wet. That's so romantic." But you didn't. And now I've got the sniffles.

Hermione: What on earth would make you think I would like that?

Draco: Books.

Hermione: Oh, God, Draco. Why do you have to be so you all the time?

Draco: I'm sorry. Will you help me get out of these wet clothes?

[the-goldenseeker]

Hermione: So which one of you is the little spoon?

Draco: Potter obviously.

Harry: Actually it's Draco.

Draco: Wh- What?? ThAt'S nOt TrUe!

* Hermione turns her head to Ron *

Ron: MALFOY'S LYING! I SAW THEM CUDDLING YESTERDAY!

Hermione:

Draco:

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS * leaves slamming the door *

[writingsbyamna]

you know you've read way too much fanfiction when the words 'alpha', 'beta', and 'omega' are no longer innocent to you.

[hermiones-butterbeer]

Dramione shippers: We ship you with Hermione!

Draco: *angrily* MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

[notitsisrius]

Euphemia: fuck you my child is completely fine

Sirius,sniffing gasoline in the garage:

[hazza-socks]

what do you think of dramione?

personally, i think dramione is unreasonable. draco was always taught by lucius that muggle-borns were foul, and should be treated differently. draco would never disobey his father, seeing as he try’s his very best to honor the malfoy name.

[yoursopium]

Hermione: Go fuck yourself.

Draco: Fuck me yourself coward and you call yourself a Gryffindor?

Hermione: I-

[hermiome]

It literally took me less than two weeks and about 10 incredibly well-written Dramione fics to forget completely about the epilogue

[myheartsgoingtoexplode]

Hermione: You have a right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you.

Draco: Granger.

Hermione:

Draco:

Draco: >;)

[deliciouspeachartisanparty]

I was just thing about Harry potter and like, can they apparate back in time like I know the have time turners but they gave it to Hermione who wasn't able to apparate yet, so my question to all the potter heads can Wichtes and wizards time travel by apparating to a place&time in history?

Please my sleep deprived body needs to know

[saveourskinship]

Draco and Ron Fight Over Hermione

Ron: Wait! We're fighting over Hermione?

Draco: Didn't you get my letter explaining the situation?

Ron: I skimmed it.

Harry: [shaking head as if that was stupid]  Mm-mm.

Draco: You will pay for your insolence!