#Incorrect Dramione Quotes

[ravenflorals]

DRACO: *mindlessly flirting with Hermione*

HERMIONE: *flirts back*

DRACO:

HERMIONE:

DRACO:

HERMIONE: aren’t you going to say anything?

DRACO: I didn’t think I’d get this far.

[valenclaw]

Hermione: Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?

Draco: Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

[applesfromjax]

DRACO: you let your cat sleep in your bed with you?

HERMIONE: I’d let him represent me in court.

[illpunchyouintheface]

Hermione: We all have our demons

Hermione: [gesturing to Draco] that one’s mine

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: Hey, How's the boyfriend?

Hermione: I've told you a hundred times that Ron and I broke up. Why do you keep asking this?

Draco: Feels incredibly good to hear the news.

[hctxmdea]

Draco, flirtatiously: So, you come here often?

Harry, from across the table: Malfoy, we’re in the library. She practically lives here.

Ron: I’m also 99% she can’t hear you.

Draco: will you two pLEASE leave me alone with my future girlfriend?

Hermione, from behind a wall of books: I can hear all of you, you know. And Malfoy?

Draco, perking up: Yes?

Hermione: horrible approach. Do better.

[justheretopetyourdog]

Hermione: You're a horrible person.

Draco: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Hermione : " you're so dramatic "

Draco, with a rose between his lips, throwning glitter around , dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself across a piano : I have no idea what you're talking about.

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

[lass-in-green]

Hermione: Wait, you think Malfoy and I are dating?

Blaise: Well, duh.

Hermione: What?! Okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Malfoy and I are dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Hermione:

Hermione: Malfoy, put your hand down.

[ravenflorals]

HERMIONE: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

DRACO: You left me, Blaise, and Theo in a Farmers Market yesterday.

HERMIONE: I did that on purpose, try again.

[corrosivebliss]

Hermione: What? No. Besides you're saying it wrong. Hermione: It's gah-gah, not gaa-gaa

Hermione: Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?

Draco: Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

[applesfromjax]

KIDNAPPER: we have your girlfriend

DRACO: my girlfriend? Shorter, curly hair, big brown eyes?

KIDNAPPER: uh, yeah?

DRACO: you don’t have her. She has you. Good luck.

[illpunchyouintheface]

Draco: [Banging a pen on the table out of frustration]

Hermione: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Draco:

Hermione:

Draco: Yes, please.

Hermione: Wait wha-

[goldandglittersblog]

Blaise: If you had to pick any gryffindor to date who would you choose?

Theo: I don't know.

Blaise: Me neither.

Draco: Granger

Blaise:

Theo:

Narcissa:

Lucius:

Voldemort:

White Peacocks from the Malfoy estate:

Crookshanks:

Harry:

Ron:

Draco: IDONTKNOWMENEITHER!!

[hctxmdea]

Hermione: why’d you do it?

Theo: *shrugs* sometimes it’s just nice to be wanted, you know?

Hermione: …

Draco: not by the law, Theo!