#dr shaq

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

Scary movies parody of Saw had no right being this funny 💀

[sam-dugesian]

"If your man does the dishes he's gay"

Arnold Schwartzenegger

Sylverter Stallone

Bruce Willis

Wesley Snipes

Denzel Washington

Keanu Reaves

Shaq

Shaft

Mr. T

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Jackie Chan

Chris Rock

Will Smith

Dr. Dre

Tupac

Snoop Dogg

Dwane Johnson

Vin Diesel

Michael Jordan

and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?

that's right

so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?

[sabspoetic]

P. Diddy Scandal: celebrities trying to warn us.

There are so many theories I believe on lyrics that might be laughable for some of y’all, but I don’t care, I want to share them with you.

So, first of all, let’s start with Eminem’s song “Fuel” which came out a few months ago with his latest album “The Death of Slim Shady”.

“I’m like a R-A-P-E-R (yeah), Got so many S-As (S-As), S-As (huh), Wait, he didn’t just spell the word ‘Rapper’ and leave out a P, did he? (Yep),”

I believe that this is a reference to Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs, after he was charged with racketeering and sex trafficking. It makes sense, just look; Eminem cunningly morphs "essay" into "SA" an acronym frequently used online for sexual assault. Moreover, dropping a P from "rapper" gives you "raper". Also note that "P, did he? " resonates remarkably like "P. Diddy."

Now, I want to move on Justin Bieber. Since his complicated relationship with P. Diddy is really difficult and gut wrenching story, I won’t discus it here.

Everyone thought his song “Yummy” was innocent and all until now. The clip makes sense. So, the music video starts with Justin walking through some creepy hallways. He walks into a dining hall and first thing we see is a group of little kids playing instruments in front of the mic, but in the end we hear the high pitched sound that a mic makes when someone drags it and those kids are nowhere in sight. Throughout the video, we see grown, rich people eating with absolutely zero respect, if I can word it like this, and in the end of the video there’s also a plate with young Justin Bieber with the text ‘Yummy’ underneath, which, I believe, is a reference to older people in the industry using young Justin as their doll. In the video there’s also this one scene, where two women dressed in white dance next to him.

I, being my usual self, also caught on this little thing in his song “Baby”. When he’s singing “Baby, baby, baby oh” it could have been a reference to ‘baby oil’ but that’s probably the stupidest thing you’ll ever hear, just me being delusional.

I want to talk about Kanye West as well. In his song “Famous” we see mannequins lying on the big white bed from Diddy’s White Parties, which suspiciously looks like Taylor Swift, Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian and some more. Kanye also said once "They tryna suppress me because they can't control me, they can control Shaq, they can control LeBron James, they can control Jay-Z and Beyonce. But they can't control me.

I don't care about who you are but l'm not taking advice from nobody except God, he's the only person I serve. My mum is not here, she was sacrificed, Michael Jordan, what about him? Dr Dre and his son,

In Hollywood, a lot of people come up missen and it feels like it might be a lot of that in order to control, traumatize. They first monetize you then traumatize you. But God loves me, they wanted to hit me too, first try to steal from me with Adidas...

And this truth is gonna be hurting, none of y'all MeekMill, none of y'all puffy none of these names, none of these people that had to listen to y'all, their dealings. I never kill nobody, I'm the person that never killed nobody and that means I can say whatever I want and not go to jail.”

People started calling him crazy for this, but he also said “I just tell the truth, and telling the truth is crazy in a world full of lies. That’s simply it.”

His interview, the one when he says “If I ever go missing and come back, it’s not me,” went viral. After that he took a seven week break and came back with a totally different face. You don’t just go missing and come back out of nowhere, suddenly looking different and dressing different. I don’t know about you, but I believe that the real Kanye is dead and that’s just a clone.

The next song I’m going to yap about is “She Knows” by J Cole, which has been banned for some reason on YouTube in USA.

The theory suggests that title of this song is a subtle nod to Beyonce’s last name "Knowles," and accuses the rapper of being complicit in alleged crimes involving Diddy and Jay-Z.

A specific part of the song is referencing the deaths of Aaliyah, Left Eye, and Michael Jackson in the first bridge:

"Only bad thing 'bout a star is they burn up. Rest in peace to Aaliyah, Rest in peace to Left Eye, Michael Jackson, I'll see ya, Just as soon as I die."

For those who don't know, these three are some of the people who knew about Diddy’s horrible doings.

Apparently, Diddy sent people out to kill them or he would just pay their doctors to give them the wrong medication to make them die because they knew too much about what he did. And pay attention to this line "I’ll see ya, Just as soon as I die". In my opinion, J Cole thinks he's gonna die next cuz he knows too much too…

There’s also a theory about Beyonce, that she would torture or something like that if another female artist would win a Grammy.

Many celebrities thanked Beyonce on stage, and doesn’t it look suspicious? And back then, Beyonce was more popular then Taylor Swift, and when Taylor won a Grammy Kayne West jumped on the stage and said Beyonce deserved it better, and he did it in order to save Taylor and it worked. Many people say it’s delusional, but just think for a second; why Beyonce and not any other artist? If any female artist thanked someone completely different, it’s Beyonce. Why? Why not someone other?

She has the most Grammys. Beyonce has thirty-fucking-two Grammys, do you know how much that is?!? The whole family together has 57 Grammys, because Jay-Z has 24 and their daughter Blue Ivy has one too for appearing in her mother’s music video!! If this is not crazy, y’all are crazy for sure.

There’s also a SIA’s old tweet that says: "Baby, everything your own nice cat eats. Kangaroo is dead, nowhere and purple penguins every day. My egg.” The first letters say ‘Beyonce kidnapped me’. However, I don’t know whether or not it’s fake, I won’t start proving this is real.

I can’t not say something about Michael Jackson’s last phone call. When he said “Not the government, it’s bigger than the government. They are a group of people,” that was what he meant.

Oh, and for the people who believe in the magic of numbers, P. Diddy, Beyonce and Jay-Z were born in 4th of something, and Aaliyah, Left Eye and MJ died at 25th of something.

I don’t know what y’all believe or not, but I do believe all of these.

[secrettazlore]

Ethersea Episode Five: Dr. Shaq looks like a pervert.

[charliedzilla]

Our DND group!

Elf rogue Monty, tabaxi gunslinger Dr. Meow, hexblood paladin Iskren, verdan warlock Shaq and finally, my character, gastrosapien cleric Zelina. She is my everything.

[ballplayersxo]

Y’all probably not going to care for this question and it’s probably been asked before, but is there any tea on the ballers from like the early 2000’s like Kobe, Allen, Shaq, Carmelo? Any DR? Just wanted to ask something different that doesn’t deal with today’s players.😭

i would love to find old tea on them. i’m pretty sure there’d be some on lsa

[lesbianmontrosepretty]

Silly little ethersea doodles: weeks 6&7!

(slowly catching up to date with the actual listening... soon......)

most of this batch is actually title compliant!

✔️silly

✔️little

✔️doodles

realized i did the last ones in the wrong order and also forgot the episode numbers so ah. sorry abt that🤡

Ep. 5: Dr Shaq! the most important iconic vital character in the whole show. you agree.

Ep. 6: Amber's place! no boys allowed<3

Ep. 7: The Hand of Guidance being. her delightful self. No attempts were made to make her look like helen distortion from the magnus archives (<- lie)

zoox should have shot her with the crossbow i think

Ep. 8: Devo rolling a 22 on that dex save unfortunately did not make him suddenly able to swim, so.

and there's a bit of a rant on this one! i realized more and more i was trying to make these look "good" or "pretty" or like, "measure up" to the incredible amazing fanart that is produced on this site (a bunch of it by ppl i'm proud to be able to call my friends!!! you guys are really good at art!!!!). and then had a breakdown because. OBVIOUSLY it doesn't. I am taking baby steps and trying to measure up to olympic runners. and the second i realized that i decided to amp up the silliness and lay off the pressure. Yeah they're doodles, they're sketches. It's not good art, it's just silly and i'm doing it for fun, and maybe someone else can find it fun too!

can't learn something for fun if it makes me miserable, so i won't let it<3

EDIT: Fucked up the alt text the first time around! should be good now.

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 05/05/2024

Hangin With Shaq

Season 3 Featured on: Inspector Gunner 2 With Critic

Ripped by Sharmin8r

Requested by fezaki! (Request Form)

Doki Doki Literature Club, huh...yeah, like, I've covered a rip or two from this game already - Your Silent Reality was one I chose to cover on my birthday as its one of my all-time favorites the channel has ever made - but even there, I don't believe I went too deep into covering the game's presence on SiIva. Then again, I'm not sure if that's something I could succinctly write about on here either, the game and Monika in particular have ebbed in and out of relevancy to SiIva for so long, and at this point I don't really know what to make of it all. She exists like a presence lurking in the back of it all, a secret underlying piece of channel lore that we're yet to really know what to make of, lurking underneath the rips' cheery silliness, mirroring the very game they're all from perfectly. And to be clear, Hangin With Shaq has very little to do with said lore - but it works so well as a rip for that very same contrast, that of an ominous underbelly contrasted with SiIvaGunner's patented silliness.

Because like, if you've played DDLC, or if you had it spoiled for you all the way back when - you KNOW the context in which Sayo-nara plays in. It is the very moment that DDLC's tonal shift hits you square in the jaw, the once cheerful tune of the game's title theme is twisted into something eerie and unsettling...and keep in mind, Hangin With Shaq was uploaded during the very end of the Nostalgia Critic Takeover, when the channel's avatar and theming was very explicitly in reference to Monika DDLC, you'd be ready for ANYTHING at that point...and then the joke kicks in. You've been played like a fiddle - now watch as we turn this theme of grief and introspection into a trap remix.

Like, okay, it is the same key trait of juxtaposition that I've talked about with The Great Weed and My Dr. Eggman Can't Be This Evil! and many times before - but something about DDLC's prior prominence on SiIva, that feeling that Monika is going to pop up at any moment to start shit, just adds to the absurdity of Hangin With Shaq. An eerie tune that I was initially half-expecting to spiral completely out of control along the lines of Become As Gadget instead hard-veered in the opposite direction - and right as THAT has settled in, the titular Big Shaq joins in. Yeah, Big Shaq, remember him, the "Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maffs" guy? With the trap beat and remix already established, his vocals added atop is just like the cherry on top, the perfect way to round out Hangin With Shaq as a fantastic bait-and-switch. Its as if Sharmin8r looked at the audience and said aloud: "You thought it couldn't get stupider? watch this!!", yet the absurdity of the mashup only helps it bang all the more, to where you almost forget the ominous, heartbreaking context from which Sayo-nara originally plays.

I'm sure my lore and atmosphere-bias has sort of angled this post in a strange light for a lot of you, but the essentials remain the same - Hangin With Shaq is just a really funny bit. The Nostalgia Critic event, beyond its eerie lore connotations, was all about channeling the old Season 1 feel of the channel, and complete 180s like this were what that season was all about. There are tons of these simple little nuggets strewn about the channel's life, and I'm really glad that people are requesting rips like these to me, giving me a chance to re-experience so many forgotten little side shoots of SiIvaGunner's history. Who can say what Monika is up to nowadays? - but that hardly matters when her presence gave way for silly shit just like Hangin With Shaq.

[angelvyxen]

Note this is from another page

“Tatum - he's a massive hoe, he's not huge, apparently goes to sex parties but he's alright in bed and kinky. jayson likes threesomes and other stuff like that and that he’s wild”

I saw this el o el, It’s believable. Whenever I see a DR that says a player isn’t huge, I have to take it with a grain of salt. I can’t explain it but I feel like since players are so… large in frame, if their dick isn’t 10 inches it’ll look small in comparison to them. Like Shaq for example. I think Jayson is a solid 6.5-7.5 incher. Not he allegedly goes to sex parties lmfaooo! Kinky… interesting. All players like threesomes, so that one isn’t surprising, and wild? I wonder what she meant by wild.

[piedude]

Dr. Shaq

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

[igettalk]

Video: Jaguar Wright Says Jay-Z A Pedophile Like Jeffrey Epstein, Runs Satanic Ritual Killings, Son Killed Because He Won't Sacrifice Her At Piers Morgan's Interview

Singer Jaguar Wright during a recent interview in Piers Morgan Uncensored accused rapper Jay Z of running an elite pedophile ring and involved in satanic rituals that involved young girls being killed and stuffed in suitcases and abandoned in the streets. According to Wright, Jay Z was worse than Diddy who was arrested for charges including sex trafficking and human trafficking, and likened him to Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein. Following Jaguar Wright's claims in the interview, Jay Z and Beyonce issued a cease and desist order to Piers Morgan, forcing him to cut out parts from the interview. Jaguar Wright also accused Jay Z's Roc Nation Record Label of being behind her son's death. According to Jaguar, her first son, Jovani Wright, was killed because he refused to sacrifice her. In the video, Jaguar said Jovani was working on his EP with Roc Nation when he was approached and asked to sacrifice his mother (her), but he refused. Jaguar continued that she tried all she could to avert his death but unfortunately, it still occurred when he was shot and killed. Trying to exonerate Kanye West who had openly confessed that his mother was sacrificed, Jaguar added that when one is approached by these dark agents behind the entertainment industry and asked to sacrifice a parent, child, or loved one, whether that person agrees or not, the elites can still make do with their request anyway. Kanye West had appeared in a video where he said he did not kill anybody, hence, cannot be controlled. He, however, said that many top celebrities have sacrificed loved ones (parents, children) for fame, and mentioned Jay Z, Beyonce, Shaq, LeBron James, Bill Cosby, Dr Dre, and Michael Jordan. Jay Z was not the only person Jaguar Wright sought to expose in Piers Morgan Uncensored, the 47-year-old also said that Nicki Minaj had an audio recording of her former boyfriend Meek Mill having sex with P Diddy during one of his freakoffs. Meek Mills and many other rappers including Usher, Rickross, Justin Bieber, Burna Boy, and Reginal VelJohnson have also been rumored to have engaged in sexual activity with the Bad Boys Record boss Diddy. Read the full article

[themotherlove]

Shaq C and Mother Love share  their love for this Forgive or Forget that is so viable today. They share the passion, the heartbreak, and the power of forgiveness and the strength to say I will forget the pain of this relationship and for of these guests.

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

ooc: im watching scary movie 4 rn🔥🔥 shit slaps so far but also like? shaq? DR PHIL???😭💀⁉️

THE REFERENCES AGGGGHHHH THE REFERENCES THEY BUUURRRRNNNNN

[sabspoetic]

P. Diddy Scandal: theory about Kanye West

There has been so many theories about various celebrities circling around the internet after this whole incident. In my previous post I discussed the theory about Beyoncé, however in this post I want to talk about the crazy theory about Kanye West.

In his song “Famous” we see mannequins lying on the big white bed from Diddy’s White Parties, which suspiciously looks like some celebrities who actually have attended Diddy’s “Freak Off” parties, but this is not about the song; he knew too much.

Kanye once said "They tryna suppress me because they can't control me, they can control Shaq, they can control LeBron James, they can control Jay-Z and Beyonce. But they can't control me.

I don't care about who you are but l'm not taking advice from nobody except God, he's the only person I serve. My mum is not here, she was sacrificed, Michael Jordan, what about him? Dr. Dre and his son,

In Hollywood,a lot of people come up missen and it feels like it might be a lot of that in order to control, traumatize. They first monetize you then traumatize you. But God loves me, they wanted to hit me too, first try to steal from me with Adidas...

And this truth is gonna be hurting, none of y'all MeekMill, none of y'all puffy none of these names, none of these people that had to listen to y'all, their dealings. I never kill nobody, I'm the person that never killed nobody and that means I can say whatever I want and not go to jail.”

People started calling him crazy for this, but he also said “I just tell the truth, and telling the truth is crazy in a world full of lies. That’s simply it.”

In one of his interviews he said something that shocked some people “If I ever go missing and come back, it’s not me.” After that he took a seven week break and came back with a totally different face. Now, you don’t just go missing and come back out of nowhere, suddenly looking different and dressing different. Some people believe that the real Kanye is dead and that’s just his clone.

This is the photo everyone has been talking about since the beginning, and, indeed, these two people absolutely have nothing similar to each other.

[streetwisehiphop]

Ice Cube Explained Why He Wouldn’t Let Shaq Release A Song Called ‘That’s Gangsta’ With Dr. Dre

Ice Cube Explained Why He Wouldn’t Let Shaq Release A Song Called ‘That’s Gangsta’ With Dr. Dre