#dont get pissy with me ok

[muchmossymess]

Why is everyone here so obsessed with sex and romance why can't you appreciate the comedic genius of "rivals who fight about parenting to rile the other up to begrudging coparents who bicker like a divorced couple to actually maybe tolerating the other and the insults are now less spiteful and biting to hells first qpr (queerplatonic rivalry) to hells first qpr (queerplatonic relationship)"

[misspickman]

My unpopular bg3 opinion is they tried way too hard to make some of these characters mean and flippant which is meant to make the player more interested in them and clearly this has worked on many (good for you !) but personally i could not care less. If 80% of what a character has to say to me is bitchy i will simply leave them at camp for most of the game

[itsalwaysdark]

anyways sry its not srs eventually ill get it together . and be a person again. one day

[skullzy20]

I am not exaggerating when I say I live with one of the worst cishet men I've ever met in my life and its horrible

Pretty big vent incoming in tags, just a warning. Feel free to scroll past /gen

[alexius-fr]

Rant in tags

People who get upset about other people buying their dragons at fodder price and then actually exalting them will never cease to amaze me.

[marklikely]

the framing of the critic character in the menu really pissed me off bc no offense but if i was paying 12k for a meal and you served me a broken emulsification id comment on it too

[kaiartz]

i got the rona >:U

[glitchdollmemoria]

begging people to just repeat themselves louder and more clearly when i say i cant hear or understand them instead of going "ah nah it wasnt that important/funny/etc" like i get it might come from a place of poor self esteem or smth but literally that is not my problem, what IS my problem is that i now feel left out of the conversation because youre sending me the message that my hearing/processing problems arent worth your effort to accommodate. you already said the words, you thought they were worth saying, but repeating yourself so i can understand you better is where you draw the line? youd rather make me feel socially isolated than repeat one damn sentence? because even if thats not your intention thats the message being sent and its a message i CAN understand loud and fucking clear

[kawaiianimeredhead]

I kno I can say no to people, including my parent, but it has been so ingrained in me that unless I am litterally in the middle of something or about to be that I'm doing nothing and therefore should be able to do whatever thing in that moment- usually involving driving somewhat to get someone or take them somewhere or help my parents with some shit that could google but don't even attempt to

And I feel so tired today

[kindlyfunkn]

i told my sister she should not cough so much when trying to throw up bc it can increase chances of aspiration, for more success she could start heaving from the stomach

"yeah well i dont know how to do that🙄"

what? heave? yse your abdominal muscles? are you fucking stupid?

[nomaishuttle]

was it portal

no im a major portal fan sry. by which i mean i have watched Portal - GLaDOS Final Battle Speech 5million times

[twilleansparks]

LMFAO THATS ME I'M GIGGLING

DO NOT HARASS ANYONE IN THIS POST

Ah yes, apparently WE are obsessed despite them still defending an abusive kitty cat, insulting anyone who dares to criticize her and most antis using their blog casually so they can vent their frustrations. Yeah no, we are obsessed.

[moonydoodlez]

ok the art you sent me has me spiraling but imagine getting it on with alastor maybe hes a little pissy or whatever so he’s extremely in the mood to bite EVERYWHERE and i think we all know its not weak little bites its hard bites especially if hes in a bad mood and definitely hard enough to draw blood and then be starts swiping that blood up with his finger coating them with your blood and drawing little smiles (especially smiles its literally alastor) and hearts all over especially on the readers face

My Painting

Pairing: Alastor x F!reader

Warnings: Alastor being horny and lowkey a vampire, accidental housewife kink oops, if you hate blood dont read this

Word count: 765

There wasn't much light shining through the windows anymore as you sat on the counter waiting for Alastor. You took in the smell of the home baked muffins in the oven as you looked out the window as the sun set. The front door slammed shut making you jump off the counter and you waited patiently for him to notice you standing there. He finally walked into the spot where a little bit of light shined on him. You took in his disheveled clothes with rips and the light traces of blood across his whole body.

“Well how was your day?” You joked as you looked him up and down turning on the overhead light so you could get a better look at him.

He rolled his eyes, muttering to himself. Something about some evil tv man and how he wants to kill him so badly. You stared at him with a soft smile as he continued muttering to himself. He looked like a child who was told no for the first time as he began pacing around.

“Hon” You say, getting his attention as he finally took you in. An apron hugged your waist as you wore a white baby tee that stuck to every curve of your body and jean shorts. He smirked, taking long strides toward you.

He pushed you against the kitchen counter as he stared down at you like you were his prey. His hands slowly wrapped around yours as he pinned them behind your back leaning down to gently bite your earlobe.

“God look at my little housewife” His staticy voice said, breaking the silence that had previously been there. His hands let go of your wrists but instead he set a firm grip on your hips. “I didn't even know you had this,” He said, pulling at the strings that tied the apron behind your back. It slowly fell as your tight clothes were now on full display for him.

“Well usually i'm done cooking by the time you come home my love” You say as you move your hands to the belt loops on his pants moving him flush against your body. “But maybe I should wear it more often” You smirk, staring up at him. 

His eyes darkened as he brought his mouth down to your neck. It started out slow and sensual. His lips moving slowly nipping softly as he moved down your neck to your chest. The more you whimpered and withered under his touch he not only sped up but he began to bite harder. Finally as he reached your neck again he bit down hard. You moaned loudly bucking your hips into his as he bit down like a starved man

“Alastor jesus” You whimper as he backs away smiling watching the blood run down your neck. Instead of cleaning it up he bit down again on the other side of your neck. Blood began to spill down as you winced at the pain. You could feel it dripping down, you couldn’t tell if you were grossed out or incredibly turned on. Maybe both. 

The blood had finally reached your white shirt. “Oh no, my little housewife is a little dirty” He said sarcastically as he ripped it off your body leaving your top half naked as he stared intently as the blood spilled down your chest.

His hands reached up grabbing your boobs as the blood smeared across his hand and your chest. You could tell he had an idea as a sinister smile formed across his lips. He began to trace his name in your blood and many other vulgar words across your neck and chest as he continued biting to make more paint for his beautiful painting.

He soaked his fingers in the blood and made little smiley faces across your chest. You giggled as he drew little pictures in your blood. “I'm running out of blood” He pouted. 

Before you could even react to his words he was biting deeply into your skin causing you to yelp in pain. That was definitely leaving a scar or some sort of mark. Instead of light dribbles of blood it gushed out as he grabbed more blood and began to paint small hearts on your face. He looked you in the eyes as he licked one long strip across his whole hand, your blood now dripping down his chin as he sucked the blood off his fingers. 

“My beautiful little painting” He says before leaning in kissing you hard. The taste of his spit and your blood lingering in your mouth.

Masterlist Alastor Masterlist

[crushedsweets]

Can you share headcanons or more ninakate drawings? :)

YES I CANNNN!!! ok usual disclaimer, my AU drastically changes both characters!

i'm using this to focus on nina and 'the chaser'! mostly just rambling about how they would connect, thoughts on their relationship, whatever. not very romantic :') naturally I subdue the chaser a lot here

ok so. 'the chaser' isnt really kate, like most HCs go. the chaser is a violent, animalistic pawn of slendy that tears through everything slendy wants it to. she killed lauren, someone kate loved long before she got sick.

and dont get me wrong, nina is not some special exception. however, the chaser targets threats; lauren trying to take the pages. nina isnt a threat(slendy even sees her as an asset), but the chaser will drag her out of the mines by the leg with little care.

toby would escort nina if she's being stubborn about visiting kate. kate keeps telling both of them to stop trying to see her at the mines, saying she'll just come to the cabin more often. but they know she wont, they know she'll just sit and rot if nobody comes and drags her out - effectively leaving her completely isolated and only getting sicker and sicker.

i like the idea of the chaser eventually trusting Toby, and if Nina is always paired with him, she'll eventually be okay with Nina. especially seeing Nina tentatively bring her paper to scribble on, setting down bags of food for the chaser to tear into, water bottles, etc.

ok this is really goofy nobody laugh. you guys know that scene in tarzan where he's like poking at jane, lifting her hair and squeezing her face and stuff? i kinda see the chaser and nina like that.

theyre NEVER left alone together for the first few months, toby doesnt even let the chaser get close to nina, but maybe nina and kate are going on a walk and kate starts getting a headache and looks up and her eyes are glossed over and she hunches over and nina knows thats not kate anymore. nina taking nervous steps back, trying to figure out what she's supposed to do without toby, the chaser stalking forward. nina stumbles back and hits a tree, slides down and covers her head, immediately thinking of the time she caught kate tearing a grown man apart.

im just SO OBSESSED WITH THE CHASER BEING CURIOUS ABOUT NINA. the chaser knows ninas not a threat(+slendy likes nina), she associates nina with toby, and nina is so flashy and clams up so awkwardly. has the chaser crouched in front of a curled up nina, pushing her head back against a tree and tugging at her hoops. peeling off a fake eyelash and cringing at it. trying to bite her acrylics(in which nina yanks her hand away and the chaser stares at her hella pissy.)

really loving the idea of the chaser having a massive ass headache, curled on the floor, incapable of fighting. nina coming along and soothing its hair down and pulling it into a little hug and just sitting there. hurts a little to be squeezed so damn tight by the chaser, but she gets over it. . .

i dont think kate will EVER trust the chaser, but ninas a bit more optimistic. she'll go to the mines without toby now. she's learned to be quiet and gentle doing it, rather than her usual jumping and giggling and squealing. gives both kate AND the chaser time to wake up and come to her.

and ok ninas still totally sick in the head. while the chaser doesnt fully see her as a friend(or girlfriend), more like... a doll. ? a companion? something to pull around and grab and examine. and nina THINKS shes some special exception, she thinks she's so special that the chaser loves her, she loves how fucking terrifying it is while just squeezing her face, loves bragging to Toby and seeing his horrified face when he realizes Nina was left alone with it.

but frankly i am scared for nina cuz she is nowhere near as safe as she thinks she is. i could see kate starting to actively avoid nina. hiding out in the radio tower so nina cant find her, trying to push her away, telling her she doesnt want to see her. tell her slendy doesnt want her around, fake a headache, all of this. drama drama drama miscommunication issues etc etc ...

eventually nina needs to work on boundaries, listening to people, understanding she isnt that special, looking at things very objectively, actually examining danger, not seeking thrills, etc... all of that. big obstacle.

but nina loves the chaser, even if the chaser doesnt love her. and kates so fucking grateful it hasnt hurt nina yet.

[pen-inks]

OH MY GOD. JUST SAW LCDMC 2024 AND IT IS DEFINITELY THE HYPE. WHAT THE FART. EVEN AT LOW AHH QUALITY BECAUSE I LOWKEY GOT IT FROM A SKETCHY AHH WEBSITE I WAS IMMERSED IN THAT SHIT. J DONT EVEN CARE IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK. I WAS SO INVESTED. ADN THIS IS THE REAL EDMOND SAYING THIS. I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER BECAUSE IM COVERED IN NERVOUS SWEAT AND TEARS AND MLRE TEARS WHAT THE FUCK EDMOND IM GOING TO HIT YOU SO HARD WITH A STICK IM FJCKING AKAKAJJFJAJFJJWJWJEJDHJS

RATING ON THE ARBITRAY EDMOND SCALE:

8/10 ( good score from the AES)

-YUMMY COSTUMES

-YUMMY LIGHTING

-IT WAS SO SMOOTHLY WRITTEN...? THERE WAS A HUNKA CHUNKA CHANGES AND I FELT LILE IT WAS DONE WELL???

-EDMOND GETS CALLED OUT TOP TEN TOP TEN????

-IDIOT IN MASK 💕💕💕

-DIDNT FEEL LKLE THREE HOURS

-not a fan of the morrel's being saved being totally removed forever like ok

-erm ok romance core like it fit the movie plot but it isn't true to the story but whatever

-NO EDMOND MERCEDES KISSING AFTER HE BECOMES THE COUNT (THIS IS GOOD I LOVE THAT FOR ME AND OTHER EDMOND)

-Pierre niney you are so pretty in the color dark green wear it forever please

-IM GOING TO EXPLODE WITH MY GUTS ON THE WALLS WHAT THE SIGMA

-USUALLY I GET PISSY ABOUT CHANGES BUT THIS WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD

-WOULD RECOMMEND

-WTF IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FEBURARY FOR THIS ITS TOTALLY WORTH THE HYPE I NEED TO LAY DOWN I NEED A TYLENOL I NEED A BATH I NEED TO ROLL IN THE GRASS

-MIGHT WATCH IT AGAIN???

-PLEASE COME TO AMERICAN THEATERS ISTG I WILL ROUNDHOUSE KICK EVERYONE IF IT DOESNT COME TO AMERICAN THEATERS

[broadwaybalogna]

Is it bad to say I chuckled?

I let out a small teehee

A little pfft

A tiny “heh” if you will.

Because like, you can’t genuinely say this and villainize REAL PEOPLE for having opinions about a tv show that was made in 2005. Like, there’s no way. This has to be satire.

And like I’m laughing to myself but BRO- “oh no every once in a while someone says that Aang did something wrong and needed to be held accountable grr! They are literally villains!!! Of course two white men in 2005 knew exactly what they were doing when making a TV show reflecting war, gen0c1d3, and female struggles! These REAL PEOPLE are the problem and are literally the villains of the 21st century”

Ok yeah that last part was a little bit of a hyperbole but like- THAT WAS LITERALLY THE GIST OF IT

you cannot blame me for laughing at the utter unseriousness of this

And then dropped these people’s full blog names as if it’s not just a way to make Kat/ang and a/ng stans continuously bully and send hate to them.

Yeah, okay buster

*cue all because I liked a boy by Sabrina Carpenter but instead of “all because I liked a boy” it’s “all because I liked a ship”*

And no, don’t say “it’s not all because you liked a ship it’s-“ no, it’s literally because we like a ship. Get a grip, and a life while you’re at it.

Edit: I scrolled through this persons account a little and all their posts just shit on Zutara shippers. What a little weirdo. What a little goober. What a tiny lil goofball. And then you DONT expect people to get pissy with you? I mean I know I said to find a life earlier but like- damn bro, if you need some assistance in life I’m here to help, no need to be a hater 24/7