#dont get pissy with me ok
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Why is everyone here so obsessed with sex and romance why can't you appreciate the comedic genius of "rivals who fight about parenting to rile the other up to begrudging coparents who bicker like a divorced couple to actually maybe tolerating the other and the insults are now less spiteful and biting to hells first qpr (queerplatonic rivalry) to hells first qpr (queerplatonic relationship)"
#like. gah. there is so so so many interesting ways to take this dynamic and you chose kiss and fuck#i can excuse the aphobia but i draw the line at ooc dynamics (ITS A JOKE A REFERENCE A JOKE I DONT EXCUSE APHOBIA)#sigh#i can excuse all the smut to a point but like. you took the (ONLY) canonically sex repulsed character and made him fuck the dilf#and you didnt even make it an exploration of sexuality with the realisation sex isnt necessary for a relationship#or that its ok to actually hate sex#(when it involves yourself. so long as its safe sane and consensual its not really your business)#ughbkembaalgk ive lost my train of thought i think its late but yeah im just a lil pissy about the casual aphobia#dont even get me started on the blatant stuff ffs#radiostar#radioapple#appleradio#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#moss' madness
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on one hand imagine how easy it would be to calm down the couple vs platonic/queerplatonic/exes/whatever discourse if everyone just ditched the mindset of "Dan and Phil have a certain dynamic and that means something about ME somehow". on the other hand I feel like this whole argument is so tired and repetitive it's like a shockingly old relative that has insane opinions but they've kind of always been around and it will be almost weird when they finally die
#sharing my take bc its a rite of passage lmao#tfhis is so boring though like get a new argument if youre gonna say theyre not a Normal Gay Couple™. make it WEIRD. for me <3#literally half of it boils down to “i have xyz in my life and dnp never stated they arent exactly like me”#and the other half is “the curtains are blue because theyre just blue unless the author states otherwise in both writing and video form”#i mean personally i am enlightened so when i see that i go ok maybe its trolling for fun. but then thats trolling done poorly. be freakier!#.kas#dan and phil#phan#anyway to be clear i dont mean its stupid to theorize for fun like you do you. i mean getting pissy about it specifically djrndks
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horror's jacket fluff has probably accumulated so much DISGUSTINGNESS over 7 years in it that it's managed to acquire it's own signature Dog Smell (TM). however i think this would be a prime opportunity to pet him and then get some of that disgusting smell on you because for some reasons Dog Smell is just unavoidable when you pet a dog with a lot of hair
he'd hate it but awww awww whos a good boy (ノ´∀`*) whos a good boy (*≧∪≦) YOU ARE!!! awww so cute you didn't commit all those murders against innocent people you were innocent ( ̄▽ ̄)/ such a good boy!!!! (gets beheaded) (he got too embarrassed)
#forcing the dog horror agenda down people's throats#CAT DOG RABBIT TRIO I SCREAM INTO THE DISTANCE#cat and dog run circles chasing eachother around the sleeping rabbit (MURDER TIME TRIO REAL TRUST I WAS THE AIR)#THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME. guess where the inspiration came from. THATS RIGHT (triglycercule owns a dog) (for context)#my favorite recurring theme i keep on bringing up 4 some reason is horror not wanting 2 be treated like hes feral or animalistic#he is a rational man. he can think for himself. he isn't a DOG. SO THEN STOP TREATING HIM LIKE HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN SOME CAGED CANINE#(glares at killer and dust. dust simply looks off to the side (not paying attention) and killer slightly smiles bigger (creep))#it would be SO fucking demeaning. something killer does to horror to piss him off EASILY#leave it to killer to find a way to get on horror's nerves all the time. thank god dust is much less pissy than horror 🙏#can just SEE the thought bubble of horror as a dog above dusts head#he wouldn't verbalize it (because why would he need to) but dust can see the dog parallels (truly like me)#maybe he'd say it on an off day when theyre all feeling chill and its dead silent#someone's gotta be the calm one out of the three maniacs and why not let it be the rationally insane one ‼️‼️‼️#and theyre all just like chilling. horror's organizing the pantry. killer's playing a cat game on his phone. dust's reading#and then he just says to nobody in particular. horror reminds me of a dog#it's almost as if nobody reacts when horror turns around flabbergasted??? as if nobody said anything!!!!!#because dust is still reading and killer's still on his phone!!! WHAT!!!! and horror's just like ever so slightly irritated and weirded out#but...... its a good day. its been chill. maybe he just imagined that. and he goes back to his thingy#and dust just ever so slightly smiles. killer's actually been looking at horror ever since dust said that (the blank sockets hide his gayze#and in his head hes like..... damn. dust is right tf i do see it??????#kemonomimi mtt when. when do i get to see them with animal ears and tails that i approve they would fit in????#triglycercule you have to do it yourself.WHAT!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO (disintegrates) (imagine that ashy baby photo)#i felt like killer typing out that second paragraph. its like i can hear his voice saying it as i type. its like i can see his smug face#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc#i mean killer and dust are mentioned in tags so its whatever DONT KILL ME DONT GUILLOTINE ME OK SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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My unpopular bg3 opinion is they tried way too hard to make some of these characters mean and flippant which is meant to make the player more interested in them and clearly this has worked on many (good for you !) but personally i could not care less. If 80% of what a character has to say to me is bitchy i will simply leave them at camp for most of the game
#Is this a skill issue of mine yeah maybe. I just find it annoying#At best and off-putting at worst like is there no better way to show that shadowheart is going through stuff/have her be mean that isnt#Her getting pissy that you have respect for a bunch of dead slaves#That was wild. I didnt ask her either she just had the need to let me know she thinks these slaves aint shit bc they didnt fight back#Thanks larian!#Wild take maybe idk but i dont think that makes her interesting i think it makes her off-putting. In this case#I generally like shadowheart this just sure is a thing to have her say. And not give the player an option to respond in any way#Ill get over this single line but im mad now. This isn't the only instance of this#I guess both larian and bioware think that characters thinking slavery is kinda ok is not a deal breaker#Txt#I know that these characters soften during the game. I have played a fair amount of it. I did shadowhearts quest i know whats up. Still#In both her and astarions case i think theyre written to have some wild takes on whats Ok to do that get kinda swept under the rug#if you manage to shove them in a Good direction. But u dont. Actively see them grapple with any of it#They just suddenly go wow im better now. Yay. I suddenly dont want to enslave other people for my power (in astarions case)#Like this switch flipped bc of my one roll? Idk. Im not super convinced#I know this is how the game works. I just think it could have been written better
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anyways sry its not srs eventually ill get it together . and be a person again. one day
#its just like atm everything that i need is like . not possible. which is oartially my brain being like We have to do this before we this#which sometimes isnt true but sometimes is#like i cant get medicated again or back seeing a psych or back on t until i get a job again#but i cant get a job again utnil i get my ged <- partially untrue but ged would make it a lot easier#but i cant get my ged until i have a job bc it costs money <- if i asked my parents they would probably help me If they had money 2 spare#since like. yk. they want ne to be able to work again so i have money again and ill be another source of income and they care abt me also .#affirmations . ppl donot just see me as a piggy bank they do see me as a person im not judt someone to squeeze money out of thats not how#ppl view me and its fine its fine its fine its fine . it feels so stupid being scared abt that i feel like a rich person whos like She only#likes me for my money 😭 like stfuuu annoying ass. i just ummmm. have a massive fear of debt and like. ppl demanding money from me#unexpectedly or expecting i am going to give them money. not in like a Ohhh fucking ppl want me to donate not it at all im happy to donate#but in like. god this is dumb. eveeytime i got birthday or christmas money as a kid i had to give it to my parents so they could buy food or#gas or whatever. and it never got paid bsck and it felt like shit. but i couldnt ever say no bc then itd be My fault we didnt have food that#week . yk. my first paycheck i had to give it all to my mom for groceries and we got in a fight in the store bc she was like Ok im gonna go#buy pop and my dumbass got upset abt it bc like. my mom told me itd be Necessities nd like. yk. wtvr. it was fucking stupid my entire family#r caffeine addicts so pop is a necessity i was just. rly upset and it felt like my parents saw my money as just. theirs but they had to ask#abt it so i wouldnt get pissy. yk. and they ask me for money a lot usually for food and i dont mind but it like. idk im rly paranoid abt#being a provider and ive got a Lot of guilt abt like. anytime we dont have enough food it feels like my fault bc it was my fault when i wasa#kid if i didnt give up my christmas money for pizza. or whatever. idk its so dramatic like i didnt need the money i was 8 it was selfish of#me to wanna buy fucking. toys or whatever that wasnt more important than My parents being able to get to work or my siblings being able to#fucking. literally eat. or paying bills. like its selfish that im like wahhh wahhh but i wanted to buy vibeo game wif my bday money i#shouldve judt been fucking grateful i was able to help my family. wtvr. I hate connor. wtvr#n then the shit with ugh last year like. yk. and stuff. and then the them stealing 1000 from me not getting into it b4 i get mad. idk.#and im just lazy now i need to get a job again but all the shit like. as i was saying earlier b4 i started whining. idk. i should be happy#that i get to help w bills and stuff that was my dream as a kid#like ever since i was 5 when i was fantasizing abt my future i was like Im gonna marry a prince and then ill be able to afford to pay all of#my families bills and my parents and siblings will be able to go to college and be happy and maybe never have to work bc ill be able to#handle it and ive always like. yk. when i was a dumbass kid i was like Ill go to college so i can get a good job and be useful. of course i#cant ever go to college bc im fucking. useless. and itd just be another burden on my family if i was in debt bc i couldnt help them as much#if i had debt and itd be selfish. and it doesnt matter bc im too stupid to go to college anyway. idk. i wish i could just fix everything#it just feels awful rn im literally just a drain and my family doesnt say it to me yk like. ik theyre happy imback i think they are
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I am not exaggerating when I say I live with one of the worst cishet men I've ever met in my life and its horrible
Pretty big vent incoming in tags, just a warning. Feel free to scroll past /gen
#sorry i. need to vent#he is genuinely one of the most ignorant; stubborn; and absolutely manchild of a man I've ever seen#I'm not fucking lying when I say he gets pissy and shouts and complains about EVERYTHING#and I don't mean just occasional shouting and getting loud#whenever he's upset. its /loud/. very loud#first time in my 5 years of knowing him I had enough and snapped back at him because he was yelling at me-#-bc I supposedly do absolutely nothing around the house and I take horrible care of myself and dont care about anything#at least in regards to the house#and complains about why I'm deciding not to go to college and that he got a job at 15 while he's literally#in his mid 40's#so.#like.#I told him I'm still 18 and I dont want him to boss around my entire fucking life but he brought up the excuse again of-#-him doing all the shit I SHOULD be doing by his words when he was 15#first of all. like. to get things straight; we are not related at all not even in the slightest#he's my mothers bf; I don't know why he gets so pissy at me about MY life of all things#like Jesus Christ shut up challenge impossible#yeah I had a fun (/s) moment earlier where I went to clean my dish and he started to snap at me about how I-#-walk past the dishes every day while they're piled up and I should do them. meanwhile. they're literally not mine. ever#I get it yeah but. whatever. he kept going onn and on and on and got even more upset with me literally not saying or doing anything to-#-provoke him more#Ig he just doesn't know that!! wow!! I do actually care about my life and future!!!!#and that getting a job is not that easy or the same as it was 30+ fucking years ago!! wow!! who would've guessed!!!!#Like genuinely i am literally trying to get a job rn and shit and have been stressing horribly about it for literal YEARS#but yeah ignore that I guess ok sure buddy#god sorry i.. really hate him. a lot#I dont like to hate on people really; esp if im accustomed to them. but him. he. no <3#I will say I hate him w my full chest#vent#negative post
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People who get upset about other people buying their dragons at fodder price and then actually exalting them will never cease to amaze me.
#alexius speaks#negative#Not drama im just annoyed#Its no one on here i just read a reddit post#if you're so pressed by people exalting dragons dont sell them for fodder price#or just dont breed hatchlings/keep the ones you hatch#thats the only way youll ever be sure they wont be exalted#its literally core gameplay mechanic of the site#its fine if you dont like it but dont get pissy at people just literally playing the game#or put something in your dragons bio like 'pls dont exalt just send back to og owner will refund' or something like that#That personally keeps me from buying a dragon alltogether bc i dont want the hassle of an overly attached former owner coming into my inbox#when i inevitably exalt a dragon#ive exalted dragons that were core parts of my lore#ive exalted dragons i loved bc they didnt fit the lore anymore#and i dont have endless lairspace to keep them all#anyway this has been a rant#i get really heated about this bc its dumb ok
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the framing of the critic character in the menu really pissed me off bc no offense but if i was paying 12k for a meal and you served me a broken emulsification id comment on it too
#man. she was engaging in good faith with the art of the meal the entire time and the movie is just like. lol isn't she sooo pretentious#isnt it so pretentious to engage with high art and try to read into the artistry of it. just eat a cheeseburger#god that movie thematically was so stupid.#avpost#i have watched enough food network to know that not breaking a sauce is like#its not easy but its a basic skill that a professional chef is expected to have. and youre charging thousands for this#within your own metaphor its like you can't get pissy when a critic notices your very rookie mistakes#that frankly you shouldn't be making at a high level of prestigious art.#also for me any art thats like 'look this critic character is so mean they just hurt the poor artists' will literally never play#if one honest negative review shuttered your small business restaurant then maybe you were bad at food. sorry#AND LIKE. ok i know plenty of art has been unfairly panned by critics who didnt really get it#but in my eyes when i see a piece of art complain abt critics it doesnt come across that way#its more like 'im a scam artist and i dont like that critics can call me out for making garbage and passing it off as art'#thats just always how it plays to my eyes and ears yknow#like it feels overly defensive and thin skinned like you just cant handle people not liking your creation.#so yeah. im always gonna like default to 'idk man maybe the critics had a point about you'#im also just in general like. i dont often agree with professional critics but im glad they exist. im pro critique.#which makes me biased lol
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i got the rona >:U
#not art#this is the worst#im on day 2 of being stuck in my room and i cant even sit at my computer and paly games#worst flu#dont advise getting#0/10#ugh#and then my body decided 'hey this is a good time to get a migraine right? :D' so im extra pissy#anyway felt anyone who follows me would like an update there#should be ok in a couple days to a week or 2#nothing serious has happened with this so far#no senses lost#just very tired and grumpy lol
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begging people to just repeat themselves louder and more clearly when i say i cant hear or understand them instead of going "ah nah it wasnt that important/funny/etc" like i get it might come from a place of poor self esteem or smth but literally that is not my problem, what IS my problem is that i now feel left out of the conversation because youre sending me the message that my hearing/processing problems arent worth your effort to accommodate. you already said the words, you thought they were worth saying, but repeating yourself so i can understand you better is where you draw the line? youd rather make me feel socially isolated than repeat one damn sentence? because even if thats not your intention thats the message being sent and its a message i CAN understand loud and fucking clear
#ok to rb#ableism cw#dont mind me im being pissy about an interaction with my roommate#shes sweet and maybe im just being overly pissy but holy shitttt DONT DO THIS lol.#i know im not the first person to complain about this shit#its just so fucking frustrating when people decide its easier to exclude others from the conversation#instead of taking A FEW SECONDS to repeat themself more clearly#i did such a good job of not showing i was angry though. im so good at being calm and respectable#(<- was just too confused in the moment to actually get angry and then the convo moved on as i started seething)#cannot fucking wait to get this shit treated lol.
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everybody cheer abd fucking clap that i didnt scream at my boss judt now
#she told me t vacuum th floor earlier. i assumed she mesnt the floor directly outside my door bc it ws messy and i did that. then#she asks when i finish all my rooms if i vacuumed the floor#and i asked all of it ? to clarify#and she gets pissy and says yes all of it 🙄 and i say no i didnt ill go do that now#if i sounred pissy its bc ive been working for 7 hours and i dont get another day off for the rest of this week. but ok i may have haf a#bit of a fuckjng attitude bc jm sick of her shit. n then i hear her Loudly talking abt my attitude and how SHE DOESNT HAVE T DO EVERYONES#JOBS. and shes talking abt this with another employee whhch is some of the most inprofessional shit ive ever seen. n she does this#constsbtly. literally my first day she talked shit abt another employee to me. yk#like im so sorry if my 'attitude' made you feel disrespected but its far MORE disrespectful to openly shit talk your employees on multiple#occasions TO other employees DURING work hours. whatever i fucking hate her ass#im this close to texting her and telling her off but j rly need the fucking money. lmao#n ik im overreacting n just bejng angry bc thats like the only thing im good at but im so pissed off i wanna cry i hate this fucking job
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I kno I can say no to people, including my parent, but it has been so ingrained in me that unless I am litterally in the middle of something or about to be that I'm doing nothing and therefore should be able to do whatever thing in that moment- usually involving driving somewhat to get someone or take them somewhere or help my parents with some shit that could google but don't even attempt to
And I feel so tired today
#my parents yesterday needed their printer ink changed ans i went out to lunch with dad#so like sure why not go do that and then the printer got pissy because? i don't know some bullshit so i had to sort that out#then today my parents wanted a ride to a bar they go to#sure fine simple enough didn't even change out of my pjs bottoms#but also dad needed some all downloaded on his tablet and needed that set up#and they needed a ride home after the bar#but they want me to go inside see some people specifically one who's moving soon#sure I'll change into clothes#then halie needs a pick up from work#well im already not home so like sure#it's not on the way but like I'm in the car so whatever#but im early because i finished with my parents and wasn't going home just to get back up#oh and she needs to go to Walmart sure whatever maybe I'll buy pokemon cards#and its just been that ever since i got my damn license#well not all with halie but my parents and other things#ugh#I've started telling halie i cant occasionally#but then fell bad when she comes home late cause whoever she got for a ride couldn't come earlier#and uber abs lyft aren't very reliable or quick here#she said she waited an hour yesterday for them before she finally found a family friend(?) who could take her home#and all thevwhile at my parents im told that when they leave for their trip *I* have to take the dogs to the kennel#cause they didnt have a day open before they left#and then *I* have to oick them up days before they get home cause thats the time they had open#and like yeah ok whatever sure i guess i have nothing going on fine whateever#tag rambles#dont mind me
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i told my sister she should not cough so much when trying to throw up bc it can increase chances of aspiration, for more success she could start heaving from the stomach
"yeah well i dont know how to do that🙄"
what? heave? yse your abdominal muscles? are you fucking stupid?
#istg she comes home says shes sick and acts like she's never been sick a day in her life#she gets pissy when i offer advice bc what else tf am i supposed to do here#now she complains about no food being ready 'im so tired i was working all day then johanna wanted to hang out n get bubble tea' ok?#theres leftovers from the other day HEALTHY STUFF theres vegetables and chicken you can put in the fucking microwave 30 secs boom supper#and theres tuna i mixed with mayonnaise there on the counter and a baked potato on the stove for you do not fucking say that theres nothing#not when ive been the only one cooking here for more than just myself. every time she makes something for her supper im an afterthought#but the minute i dont make something for her (DVEN THOUGH I FUCKING DID) she gets pissed#im like a fucking maid in my own house and she complains about me#she got mad at me last night when i said 'my house' to my twin sisters friend bc 'my (sic) names on the bills' like bitch im paying you#for those still. and im listed as a tenant shut the fuck up. it IS my house. yes it's our house but it is still my house also#i clean this place i turn the heat up and down ive washed the dishes 8 out of 10 times im always making supper#i do the laundry i fold her shit too. the rare chance she does the laundry she never folds it and only takes her shit out the dryer#she did the laundry yesterday and oh whats this? all the clothes smell like rubber for some weird fucking reason im sick of her#she never does anything except buy groceries once in a while#all she does is go to her room when she gets home and thats it#funk's record log
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was it portal
no im a major portal fan sry. by which i mean i have watched Portal - GLaDOS Final Battle Speech 5million times
#ITS OK IF U DONT LIKE IT THO! iam not one of those ppl who gets pissy when ppl have different tastes lol#ALSO took me like 5 minutes t figure out what u were talking abt KJANFJNDKL. but no it wasnt portal#and etc etc. the one ichose isnt rly super bad i just didnt rly like it that much.... but much love 2 the fans my gf likes it so.
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Maybe instead of getting pissy over people making jokes over a shared experience they happen to have with their identity that you don't you could instead take that energy and make the jokes about your own experience with your identity that you wish to see?
#text#this is abt ppl in the ace community getting pissy over garlic bread jokes because....they dont like garlic bread i guess???#like ok i dont like cake but you dont see me throwing a fit over the cake jokes in the community#it's ok if the jokes arent for you no one is saying you have to resonate with the joke#you can make your own jokes and memes relating to your own experience#im sure other ppl with similar experiences would thank you for it#and even ppl who dont have similar experiences would still find it funny#because thats how jokes work
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LMFAO THATS ME I'M GIGGLING
DO NOT HARASS ANYONE IN THIS POST
Ah yes, apparently WE are obsessed despite them still defending an abusive kitty cat, insulting anyone who dares to criticize her and most antis using their blog casually so they can vent their frustrations. Yeah no, we are obsessed.
#reblog#this cant be serious#like ??#anon literally came onto MY pro catradora blog#and started shitting on it in MY ask box#completely uncalled for btw#im not going out of my way to attack antis#ive never done that#i tagged it “pro catradora” so you can avoid it#this is ridiculous i cant stop laughing#if you get so pissy about two cartoon lesbians kissing thats your problem idc#and i cant believe i have to say this#but#i dont particularly care if you post stupid essays about how catra is a meanie abusive lesbian and catradora bad waa waa >:(#but if you whine about it on my blog then yeah!!#cry about it!!#you clearly arent welcome here#ok tag rant almost over#but i have to ask#did someone send you this post or do you like.#spend your day going through the c//a tag to find shippers to whine about#because like#this is literally tagged pro catradora#oh and if i get called a hypocrite for responding just know that a moot on twt dmed me about this#i have the anti tags blocked for a reason#whatever#tag rant OVER!!#oh and dont attack op obviously#i just thought this was funny#thanks for the laugh tumblr user spopsalt
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