#dont fucking ask

[hayridetoo]

the year is 2050. theyre making the 35.0 update for toontown corporate clash… and theyve gone WOKE 😰. instead of toontown corporate clash its now called TRANSTOWN PRONOUN CLASH 💖. pacesetter, is now pansetter 🏳️‍🌈, rawr. duck shuffler has transitioned into swan shuffler 🦢. gatekeeper is now 🏳️‍🌈keeper. plutocrat is now rainbowcrat 🌈. rainmaker is now rainbowmaker 🏳️‍🌈. treekiller is now a drag queen named treecunty 👸, and yeah she does read books to toons 😡 which is worse than eating and 🔪 them. cogs inc is now woke inc 😓, instead of destroying the enviornment they now just destroy 🐱. witch hunter is now nonbinary magic-user hunter 🙄. all the cogs have pronoun pins, and if you misgender them they will attack and eat you… but before attacking you, they give you a trigger warning and then they ask you if you have any boundaries around being attacked and vored 😋.

[korbi-the]

made this for a dear friend's birthday stream

yeah it got a bit memey... 😅😅😅

[everythingwasnormalhere]

Ok so, I just remembered how people in the comments of a tiktok video were being assholes, and I want to rant now :3

The video showed two wheelchair users at a train(?), who had just arrived to their stop to find nobody was there with a ramp so they could leave the train. One of them blocked the door so it wouldn't close, and this lasted for 15 minutes. The train was stopped for said 15 minutes. There was a button by the door, that said that it'd contact the driver when pressed. It didn't. People offered to go find the driver, and they came back with the news that there were no people in the platform to put the ramp. In the end, passengers had to go out, and place the ramp themselves, before the train could carry on. The wheelchair users had warned they were coming, and asked to have the ramp put there so they could get down. The platform turned out to have workers, they all just ran away because they'd never encountered the situation in which they needed to do this simple task.

Because of the workers' negligence, the train was forced to stop for 15 minutes.

Everyone's comments?

"Why did they block the doors and stop the train? So selfish" Selfish were workers who refused to do their job.

"What if someone had needed to get to their stop urgently? They shouldn't have stopped the train" It wasn't the disabled people's fault, it was the workers who were negligent.

"Why didn't they just wheel themselves down those steps?" They shouldn't have to risk their (expensive) chairs just because people didn't do what they were paid to do.

"If I had been in that train I would've been pissed, how dare you stop it" And you probably wouldn't have even thought about fixing the problem yourself, would you?

"Entitled assholes" Ok I'll leave you stranded in a train with everyone who could help you get down outright refusing to. Let's see who's an entitled asshole now.

If someone fights for accessibility, as much as it might be a bother for you, you do not have the right to be mad at them. If someone fights for accessibility, it is exclusively the fault of a world catered exclusively for able-bodied people.

So next time you think, "hey the consequences of these disabled people fighting for their rights bother me", instead of blaming them for this, help them solve the issue. This way, next time they will not have to fight at all.

Able bodied people, go out and fight for a fucking accessible world if you're not an asshole.

[ Able-bodied people are encouraged to reblog this post, but try not to derail ]

[wtfforged]

mold growth

[quinquangularist]

im rly enjoying dungeon meshi

[goomyloid]

you will NEVER be them

[theriverbeyond]

tbh I can't stop thinking about how i went into Hadestown being like "this is a tragic love story based on a greek myth I enjoy :)" and I came out the other side covered in blood being like "this is a thesis about how capitalism inevitably leads to both personal and global ruin, and so we are duty bound to resist it even as we lose, again and again and again. no matter how impossible it feels or how many times we fail and hit a wall and fall, we try again"

[nicktoonsunite]

Given how Miracle City is, wouldn't Manny look at the hero/villain dynamic, age difference, and similar powers, and just assume that Vlad is Danny's dad. The longer until Manny asks about it, the funnier it'd get.

HE WOULD. It's also funnier considering that's the most devastating thing you could say to Danny I think. Like if it wasn't Manny who's saying it he would've been so offended he'd launch him into space

The topic was never brought up at all (Vlad isn't an active threat nowadays and Manny only knew him because of past recollections from Danny and the others) so I can imagine Manny just sat with that assumption until one day he gets to visit Danny's parents' house and makes some offhand remark about his dad. Danny gets confused and asks what he means

Manny says smth like "are we supposed to be careful around him or is he retired now"

Danny: who do you think my dad is

Manny: is Vlad not your dad?

Danny:

[missusmousse]

[fiasco95]

Peter: Wait- so that’s James’ jacket??

Regulus: Yes??? There’s literally the letter ‘P’ on it. Where in merlin’s name would there be a ‘P’ in my name?!

James, walking past: In ‘Potter’ when we get married.

Regulus:

Peter:

The entirety of Hogwarts:

(Regulus hyphenates their names.)

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[lesmotsquinousmanqueny]

Since Trump wants to abandon Ukraine completely, refusing any NATO integration, and "no longer prioritizes Ukraine's and Europe's defense", it's time europeans realize Putin IS our enemy, as much as Hitler once was.

The US just gave him the green light to invade more european countries, and there is no universe in which Ukraine's defeat will end Putin's war path, he's literally extending his army right now.

Europan leaders and countries are saying statements and donating weapons in response, and that's good, but that's forgetting citizens can also send a message.

You can donate to united24, and give a massive fuck you to Trump (and Musk), on top of actively helping Europe's defense.

Europe is not for them to hand over. Europe is not for grabs. Each European nation is sovereign, as is our Union.

Vive l'Europe, Vive l'Ukraine, and fuck Trump

[kenz1frenz1]

Deciding to monetize my ability to understand Scottish accents

[weirdglassthing]

Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

[arapaiknow]

Aw. Flirty old men : )

[mongoose-king]

If you don't have war crimes at home, store-bought is fine