#dont fucking ask
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hayridetoo · 8 months ago
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the year is 2050. theyre making the 35.0 update for toontown corporate clash… and theyve gone WOKE 😰. instead of toontown corporate clash its now called TRANSTOWN PRONOUN CLASH 💖. pacesetter, is now pansetter 🏳️‍🌈, rawr. duck shuffler has transitioned into swan shuffler 🦢. gatekeeper is now 🏳️‍🌈keeper. plutocrat is now rainbowcrat 🌈. rainmaker is now rainbowmaker 🏳️‍🌈. treekiller is now a drag queen named treecunty 👸, and yeah she does read books to toons 😡 which is worse than eating and 🔪 them. cogs inc is now woke inc 😓, instead of destroying the enviornment they now just destroy 🐱. witch hunter is now nonbinary magic-user hunter 🙄. all the cogs have pronoun pins, and if you misgender them they will attack and eat you… but before attacking you, they give you a trigger warning and then they ask you if you have any boundaries around being attacked and vored 😋.
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korbi-the · 11 months ago
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made this for a dear friend's birthday stream
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yeah it got a bit memey... 😅😅😅
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quinquangularist · 10 months ago
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im rly enjoying dungeon meshi
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nicktoonsunite · 7 months ago
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Given how Miracle City is, wouldn't Manny look at the hero/villain dynamic, age difference, and similar powers, and just assume that Vlad is Danny's dad. The longer until Manny asks about it, the funnier it'd get.
HE WOULD. It's also funnier considering that's the most devastating thing you could say to Danny I think. Like if it wasn't Manny who's saying it he would've been so offended he'd launch him into space
The topic was never brought up at all (Vlad isn't an active threat nowadays and Manny only knew him because of past recollections from Danny and the others) so I can imagine Manny just sat with that assumption until one day he gets to visit Danny's parents' house and makes some offhand remark about his dad. Danny gets confused and asks what he means
Manny says smth like "are we supposed to be careful around him or is he retired now"
Danny: who do you think my dad is
Manny: is Vlad not your dad?
Danny:
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missusmousse · 8 months ago
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fiasco95 · 6 months ago
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Peter: Wait- so that’s James’ jacket??
Regulus: Yes??? There’s literally the letter ‘P’ on it. Where in merlin’s name would there be a ‘P’ in my name?!
James, walking past: In ‘Potter’ when we get married.
Regulus:
Peter:
The entirety of Hogwarts:
(Regulus hyphenates their names.)
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kimmkitsuragi · 2 months ago
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oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss
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kenz1frenz1 · 1 year ago
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Deciding to monetize my ability to understand Scottish accents
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theriverbeyond · 4 months ago
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tbh I can't stop thinking about how i went into Hadestown being like "this is a tragic love story based on a greek myth I enjoy :)" and I came out the other side covered in blood being like "this is a thesis about how capitalism inevitably leads to both personal and global ruin, and so we are duty bound to resist it even as we lose, again and again and again. no matter how impossible it feels or how many times we fail and hit a wall and fall, we try again"
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weirdglassthing · 3 months ago
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Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!
Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡
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arapaiknow · 4 months ago
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Aw. Flirty old men : )
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caruliaa · 2 years ago
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
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grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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mongoose-king · 2 years ago
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If you don't have war crimes at home, store-bought is fine
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protosymphonette · 9 months ago
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playing fo4. i like danse becuse he looks funny
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iceagebaby · 6 months ago
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Despondency / Refuge
that's supposed to be Bennys lighter, the Courier is dealing with cosequences of being thrown into a mess they had nothing to do with
the halo was something that turned out on an accident but i love it
Rant below
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thecmaly · 4 months ago
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the eyes of a man in love
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more windbreaker comics
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