#dont call him daddy

[lonelyvampx]

[deunmiu-dessie]

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imagine being the babysitter for the price family, ur meek and quiet around john and mainly communicate with mrs. price. but ur absolute fun with the kids; they just adore u so much and ask about u all the time even when ur not scheduled to watch them :(

though u always thought john never cared for u in the first place— i mean, his wife said they needed a sitter while she went back to work and he provided the money. the two of u had never talked much before, small greetings and thank u’s but that was it.

but one day, out of the blue he comes home early when ur watching the kids, ‘nd he's touchy :(

his burly body caging you against the counter as u make something for the kids to eat. his hands at ur waist as he reaches to grab something from above u, brushing against u when u pass each other in the hall. ‘nd u swear u can hear him breathe in ur perfume when ya’ll are close, a rumble in his chest. but u didn't think much, mr. price was good man.

but then he becomes bolder, large hands groping at ur thighs, bulge pressed against the curve of ur ass, invading questions about ur sex life. ‘nd u should feel scared, disgusted, u should tell his wife– but he hasn't rlly done anything. i mean, he’s just teaching u how to kiss— his mouth dominating and tongue bullying ur own, saliva dripping down ur chin…. but it’s for later purposes, when ur in a relationship. just practice.

he hasn't rlly done anything worth telling. he’s just teaching u how to touch urself, how to work ur fingers on ur clit. just teaching u how to properly deepthroat, his balls flush against ur chin as he bottoms out down ur throat. just teaching u how to have sex the right way, the safe way— his thick cock, covered in a condom inching its way into ur sloppy, virgin cunt :(

[crowsgrudge]

kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john

john:

[3-aem]

gojo is so real for imagining himself as a sugar baby in an alternate universe

[watmalik]

what the fuck is this

[justaz]

even tho merlin constantly complains about tournaments and arthur goes on and on about glory and honor, merlin is always the loudest in the stands and arthur always finds merlin’s eye first when he wins

[masterrainb0w]

After today's Daddies episode I can confidently say, no one is doing it like them.

[squiblysabre]

i messed around with the Alternate Universe playbook

last one is a recreation of this bc it popped into my head as something neil would do

[nonerrata-myarchives]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers. <3

(you reblogged my other account)

1: Grayson Davenport Hawthorne.

2: Grayson Davenport Hawthorne when shirtless.

3: The two scenes where Grayson Davenport Hawthorne was on his knees.

4: Grayson Davenport Hawthorne when playing violin.

5: Grayson Davenport Hawthorne with his sword.

[bitchfitch]

one of the mcytubers I follow has college aged kids and every day I think about them. Do they think their dad being a Minecraft YouTuber is cool? how do the feel about their college tuitions being payed via plushie sales? do they know there is erotic fanfiction about their real life father and his best friend? every day the questions grow.

[suokumi]

Started this piece back when the update just came out and finished only now, somehow I really loved the location with Berith and his design

[plasticbabyart]

Why did he say it like that is he Gay Flynn what do you know about Spyro that we dont !!

[spoonsloot]

I need a certain captain on a level that is beyond spiritual. Give me the fictional false dilf and my life would have meaning.

[cowboybirdie]

i wanted to write an angsty normal fic a couple months ago about how i was perceiving his character arc going. i was hoping id be wrong, but i ended up being totally right and im upset!

bc he’s finally seeing how undervalued he is to the team. he’s realizing that linc, taylor, and scary—really linc/taylor and linc/scary—are tight and he’s forgotten. he’s rarely included, his ideas get shot down, they make fun of him for always wanting to be kind and loving hard and wanting what’s best for the people he cares about. linc is like… perpetually putting normal down bc i think he has a morality superiority complex. like none of you, NONE OF YOU! would have made it this far on your “heroes journey” without normal!!!!

he CHOSE to take his sisters place even though he found out the cost, that he wasnt wanted, and that he was just a disappointment for not being special. he CHOSE to stay and support all of you even when he was constantly rejected and put down by friends and crushes and parents. he CHOSE all of them, regardless.

they’re setting up the scary/normal arcs how they set up awakening the doodler and it’s fucking killing me. scary is learning to open up with love, while normal is learning to shut down with hate.

im worried about normal.

[miss-oranje-disco-dancer]

no use of "y/n" :😊

no use of "daddy" :😞

[imtooautisticforthisshit]

you know what? Im Oda now. Crocodile is a trans gay man and he is luffy's FATHER