#dont ask me what this is LOL

[silenthilllz]

protohorse.exe 

due to my brother saying he looks like a horse

[vixey-chakraborty]

SwynWriMo Day Sixteen – Crack!shipAU

Siren's Call * [Ambulance/Ambulance]

tags: short fic, hurt/comfort, angst, humor, drama, unrequited love, coworkers to lovers, disaster!fic, medical drama, one shot

Whenever there is a town emergency--we are the first ones they call. 

Well, okay, maybe the second or third. Not to toot my own horn. 

But still: when trouble arises, we are called to go where the danger is thickest. Whether it is demons or the forest attacking, it doesn’t matter. We have a duty to perform. 

When we are separated, I think about you and all the things that could go wrong: a popped tire, a broken headlight. The work is hard. Finding the incidents, loading people up, navigating back to the hospital, which is often in the throes of chaos itself. Unloading patients and getting back out on the roads. There isn’t a lot of time to think except about what is right in front of me. Which is probably a good thing. 

I wait for you in the bay when things are over, hoping you’ve made it through unscathed. Even if that is rarely how it goes. Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was manufactured in Newcastle or Aberdeen. Would my life be quieter? Would I like it better?

But then, I wouldn’t share a bay with you. 

And no one makes me feel better about all the tragedy and destruction in Swynlake than you do. No one who reminds me how important our jobs are. No one who makes me feel more like a hero. 

Even if most people forget to thank us, you never let me forget how important we are. 

And for that: I love you.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[sex-tech]

Reunion

[skunkes]

edit: ive updated dis post with links to the brushes i made, pls check reblogs ^_^

[choccy-milky]

⭐ HL x animal crossing ⭐

something for fun bc why not......i have free will their personality types?? maybe?? : seb = smug clora = peppy poppy = normal/sweet imelda = snooty ominis = lazy (or cranky tbh) leander = jock natty = sisterly

[fruitapple]

More little james howlett. King was probably drinking that victorian cough syrup with chloroform and morphine

[artbymesa]

I'm finally playing Mass Effect (Legendary Edition) for the first time (many years far too late) and

Shepard, probably: I could take him

Garrus, probably:

[willowser]

i think katsuki just answers his phone by barking out, "bakugou." no hello, probably doesn't even look at the caller id LOL when he hears it's you, though, i think he breathes out the tension he didn't realize was coiled in his shoulders, and says a lil, "hey," 🥺🥺

and i think when he calls you, and you answer with your sweet, "helloooo ??" he is so soft 😌 just mumbles out a quiet, "what'chu doin'?" and listens as you tell him, before saying what he needed to 😌

[parisoonic]

trick or treat

You get a bad joke. What a treat! (trick??)

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Assad Zaman as Lot WE WORK FOR THE DEAD (2024)

[dingodad]

please god i need to know what U think of the whole “jadebloods are all female!” thing because i got into homestuck in 2019 around the time of friendsim and (retching) Lanque so i always assumed they were explicitly intended to be an all-female caste. however, re-reading the comic this year, i couldnt find a mention of it other than virgo and the Space aspect being really feminine, but i think kanayas journey with motherhood is more kanaya-centric than All-Jadebloods centric??

on one hand, it makes sense given that alternia has very real gendered oppression, so what’s better for that than CATHOLICISM?? on the other hand, i always saw kanaya as being transfem coded, because it connects so well with roxy yknow.. homestuck fans love to insist that certain characters just have to be cis women (kanaya, jade, roxy)

(as an aside; was “long hair was butch on alternia” a one off joke? i like speculation about alternia’s fashion opposing earth, lol)

most all of our basis for explicitly gendered interpretation of Alternia comes from act 6 intermission 3, where Aranea tells us that "jade 8loods were also an almost exclusively female caste". so the door has always been open for there to be "some male jadebloods". but it's a mistake to view this as having anything to do with any kind of "biological sex". the whole idea of biological sex among trolls is a smoke screen. the jadebloods' assigned gender at birth is "jadeblood". this is what makes them a feminised caste.

Caliborn doesn't have a clue what biological sex is. Aranea will tell you that there are boy cherubs and girl cherubs, but for your own sanity you need to cast this idea out of your mind: cherub sex takes place between good and evil cherubs - which is determined by their blood - and anything else is just roleplay. Caliborn's attitude toward sexing is that the ones he likes are boys - that's all the thought that goes into it. and that's the mindset we need to be aware of when we delve into understanding troll gender. there are some trolls who have breast tissue and some who don't, but they aren't "mammaries" in any sense, so there's no reason to believe they're actually sexual characteristics of any kind; maybe this is what Lord English chose to base his gender schema on, but the idea that this means there must be "male trolls" and "female trolls" is completely imagined for the narrative convenience of the human reader.

when we read that there are "male-dominated" highblood castes and therefore by implication female-populated lowblood castes, it's not by some coincidence of biology: the highblood castes are male-dominated BECAUSE they are highblood castes. each caste has a role to play in Caliborn's Alternia, and just as the highblooded roles are those of patriarchal domination, the lower castes must take on roles of feminised submission; and in the case of the jades in particular, this means breeding duties. the fact that this also comes with the expectation to wear makeup and pretty clothes is just more roleplay.

so tl;dr what i think of "the all jadebloods are female thing" is that it is very obviously true but in a way more 5 dimensional gender studies way than anyone else tends to mean when they say it

my pet "long hair was butch on alternia" headcanon - which is a joke but in the way all headcanons about alternia should be jokes of some kind - actually kind of relates to this lol. bc i figure that if gendered expectations of female trolls includes working in disgusting underground caverns filled with genetic material, it's going to be practical to keep your hair close to your head where it won't get dirty, in much the same way the feminist image of the short-haired woman became popular in the west during and after world war 2, wherein a lot of women had to start wearing their hair close to their heads to avoid scalping themselves in the factory machinery they suddenly had to start working with. hence kanaya dedicated to her assigned feminine role and wearing her hair short vs. porrim rebelling against it for feminist reasons and thus wearing her hair at a length that would be totally impractical for wading through gene pools.

[matryoshkalex]

(click for better quality!)

inspired off of a conversation i had with a friend, heres a piece ive been (very slowly) working on.

i had a lot of fun with the shadowy figures, if you cant tell, and i FINALLY drew a maria im happy with so. overall really like how this one turned out. still need to practice drawing all the sth characters but i think im getting there!!

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

I read Howl’s Moving Castle and it is officially a comfort book now so here is Sophie :D

[choccy-milky]

Hello! When your Seb x Clora pregnancy one-shot is complete, will it be on ao3 or wattpad? (or both?)

waiting with bated breath btw

not pressuring a finish tho, take ur time Choccy 🥰

it'll be on both ao3 and wattpad!! and omg ik its taking long IM SORRRY, its bc its gonna be way longer than i expected LMAO, i just recently finished my outline and the outline ALONE is 41k words💀and im currently at 8.3k written😩🙏 IM GLAD YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT THO🥹💖💖i defs hope to get it finished by this month or die trying...but heres a lil sneak peek in the meantime of impatient seb who cant wait to bring baby celeste into the world LMAO🤰👼

(seb is a freak but so is clora)

[venelona]

I made more

Doodles for a fanfic "open my eyes to everything (there must be something more)" by @zinder-fox

Dazai will never know his ultimate prank

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If you saw that post, back then I discovered the shipping container. And guess what. This post gets a bonus too:

WHICH ISNT A LOT BUT HOW THE HECK IT HAPPEN TWICE

Moral of the story: