you best know there’s a delusional part of me that thinks when i google a fictional character and press the ‘shopping’ section i expect to be able to purchase my very own
Listen to me, you're part of the treat yourself team now, okay? If that costume somehow makes you happy, you're gonna buy it. And you're gonna wear it out of the store, okay? You're gonna treat yourself.
I kind of convinced Ben to prank you guys, and it got a little out of hand. I probably should've said no to some of his ideas, but he's on his way here right now. Here he is. Just be cool.
At first glance, you think that Ben is a normal guy. That he would be the voice of sense. But then boom! He is the nerdiest, hottest, sweetest, awkward, anxious man alive who has a weird obsession with calzones, loves his wife to the point where he arranged a very special meeting with her crush, AS AN ENGAGEMENT PRESENT and would rather make claymation than admit to himself that he needs help.