#Ann Perkins

[evie-carnahan]

Parks and Recreation 2.24 "Freddy Spaghetti"

[dailytvwomen]

ANN PERKINS IN PARKS AND RECREATION | S01E01 "Pilot"

[insane-hag]

“i am sane. i am normal.” i say, looking at myself in the mirror after watching two hours of “april ludgates funniest moments” and “ann perkins being the normalest person in the show” videos.

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[evagelieneinthesky]

At first glance, you think that Ben is a normal guy. That he would be the voice of sense. But then boom! He is the nerdiest, hottest, sweetest, awkward, anxious man alive who has a weird obsession with calzones, loves his wife to the point where he arranged a very special meeting with her crush, AS AN ENGAGEMENT PRESENT and would rather make claymation than admit to himself that he needs help.

[thefallenfangirl]

14yrs ago today 🥹 one of the best show premiered 🫶 !! What’s your favorite episode?

[ang3lv0mit333]

I love those fictional characters where a guy is optimistic but has trouble seeing the worst in people (and love’s fitness) and a nurse that tries supporting him as much as possible and is a bit socially awkward but means well

[isagrimorie]

Concept writing for a potential April Ludgate/Jen Barkley story…

But I can’t just start Jen and April off as falling into some relationship because it won’t be true to April’s character. April truly loves Andy… Their relationship is one cornerstone of Parks and Rec.

But Jen Barkley is exactly the type April Ludgate would Stan, and that we didn’t see them interact on Parks and Rec is a crime!

I know Parks and Rec closed the book on the entire gang with happy endings but as I’ve mentioned again and again; I hated how April gave in to Andy’s wish to have kids when she’s been vocal for several years on the show that she doesn’t want any kids.

Anyway, just trying this out as a concept writing.

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Eight months after the Halloween dinner with Leslie and Ben, April decided to divorce Andy.

It wasn’t a decision April came to lightly. She loved Andy more than air. She can’t remember a time when she hasn’t been in love with Andy.

But Andy wanted kids and every year that ticked by, it felt like his desire to be a father was a sharp wedge between them that April couldn’t climb.

She even had a talk with Leslie. April hoped that Leslie’s pep talk would help and maybe it did a little because April did like teams and being on the winning team.

The feeling didn’t last long. The next time Andy expressed his wish to have a kid it ended with April staring at the ceiling, staring at one spot, feeling like the walls were closing in.

April didn’t like who she was becoming whenever the topic came up. Angry and biting. She liked being angry, but she didn’t like being angry with Andy. She didn’t like the resentment that was slowly building in her chest or the sick feeling she had at the pit of her stomach she’s beginning to have at the sight of Andy.

Unexpectedly, it was Ann who finally pushed April off the cliff. They all promised to attend an event Gerry was throwing for their old Parks department, and of course, Leslie roped April into helping organize the party. April didn’t mind, she was feeling nostalgic for the old days.

Oliver Traeger and Leslie’s Triplets ran around with Andy chasing them.

“They look so happy,” Ann observed.

April rolled her eyes. “Of course they are, Ann. Andy’s the best.”

“Andy would make a wonderful dad.”

One kid dropped and rolled, Andy stopped to check, but that was a ruse and Oliver tripped Andy into crashing. April watched the kids pummel Andy.

“April, is something wrong? You look… angrier than normal?”

“Do you remember what I told you about my gut?”

It was years ago, but April expected that Ann would remember the few times April ever spoke to her. Ann didn’t disappoint because she answered uncertainly, “That your gut was always right?”

“I’m going to correct that because my gut is killing me. My gut’s being an asshole.”

“Wait, are you sick?”

April glowered at Ann. “No.” And then she crossed her arms. “Did you regret following my advice about your gut?”

There was a thoughtful expression on Ann’s face, and April didn’t like it. “No, I think that was one of the best advice I ever got from you.” Ann’s eyes darted behind her and back to April. “Is there something you want to talk about?”

“No.”

And then April walked away to get some booze.

But she also had her answer, and she hated it.

Two weeks after that, April told Andy she wanted a divorce.

The entire night was… terrible and April never wants to live through that again. She called Ron and Ben and told them that Andy needed their help. April didn’t tell them what for but made sure she wasn’t anywhere when they arrived.

April took an assignment that would take her out of the country. Donna appeared the day the news got out. She knew when it did when she received wave after wave of messages and calls from Leslie. She ignored them all.

But Donna knew her itinerary since she helped April book her rental in Puerto Rico. Donna flew out — “I’m only here for the day. Joe and I are heading out for our South American extravaganza.”

“Donna…”

Donna took out a tequila bottle and began pouring them into the hotel glasses. “Drink. I invested in this Tequila company, and it’s fire.”

April did what she was told and drank the burn of the alcohol going down her throat was amazing. “Blaaah.”

“I get it,” Donna said, after things calmed down. She was pouring them another round. “Leslie doesn’t understand why, but I get it.”

True to her word, Donna was just there for a day, she left April her third Fuego tequila bottle and a truly stupendous hangover.

Leslie blew up her phone, asking to meet her, but April shut it. April was back in DC and she knew it was only a matter of time before Leslie found her. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

April cringed but opted for the truth. “Because I thought you’d talk me out of it.”

“That’s fair. I probably would have,” Leslie said with some chagrin, but then her face softened. “I told you, whatever you decide, Ben and I will support you.”

“Okay,” April could feel her face crumple."You can go now.”

Leslie ignored the goodbye, as usual, and then hugged her. “Stop,” April ordered, but even her arms didn’t listen and she found herself leaning into Leslie’s hug.

She’s never cried so hard. She felt empty. But, a good kind of empty.

“I promise you, no matter what happens, April. You’re never alone, we’ll be here for you. Team April is great.”

That was a stupid thing to promise.

“I hate being a grown-up.”

“Yeah, me too.”

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tbc, Part 2

[ivysos2001]

Anyone else ever think about how the parks and rec finale’s epilogue-like reunion scene at the parks department takes place on July 7th, 2025 and how that’s somehow only months away now

Not saying anything’s gonna happen on that day but it *would* be the perfect time for a ten year reunion celebration of some kind for the shows finale 👀

[evie-carnahan]

Parks and Recreation 2.02 "The Stakeout"

[couldtheycatchkira]

[insane-hag]

i think these are funny so i made some

[nessa007]

ron swanson will forever be one of the funniest and best characters of all time

[linguajunkie]

If you’re learning Japanese…

Particularly at an absolute beginner/ beginner level, meaning you can’t handle much…

The new show, Sunny サニー, out now on Apple TV+ is worth checking out — mostly English but with occasional Japanese here and there, as the story is about Suzie (Rashida Jones), an American expat in a not-too-distant-future Japan that loses her family in a mysterious accident. Also stars Hidetoshi Nishijima, Annie the Clumsy, YOU (from Terrace House), and more

[sunnyperkins]

wait hold on. polyamory was literally a plot on parks and recreation so why couldn’t leslie just date ben AND ann. respectfully.

[putting-eddie-munson-in-places]

Can you please put Eddie in a Pawnee Town Meeting?

he’s trying to find out when he can see lil’ sebastian next