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kenapiece-main · 3 months ago

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

#adhd #autism #Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid #and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem #(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent #i guess? man #i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man

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whyshouldntiwrite · 5 months ago

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I hear the door open and turn my head in that direction. In my kindest voice I ask: "How can I help you?"

"Oh, well, I just could swear I've been cursed with bad luck." This person has an annoying high pitched voice. I wouldn't wouldn't be surprised if she was, however, she's not. Which means I have to do some bs fake ritual.

I realize I have to respond as well. "Alright, well let me just set the cleansing ritual." She doesn't say anything, but she did move out of the way, so I assume that means this person understood. I begin setting the candles into a circle and have her light them. I tell her "it's to get your energy into the candle, and your energy will hold the curse's energy." She'll believe that, right?

I hear the lighter click, so I assume she does while I grab for a flower. I set us both in the middle and say some bs things and when we're done I smile. "With that, it should be cleared."

She responds to my statement "Oh, thank you! Now I can finally go to my date tonight without worrying!" I nod, go behind my desk and grab a geranium and hand it to her. I call her stupid with a flower. Does she know that? No, otherwise she would have reacted. She smiles, thanks me again and walks out after paying.

What is it with people? Do they just think just because they have an issue that they're cursed? I'm also 90% sure that I'm not the only person willing to remove curses nearby. I suppose I am the only person who'll bs them and play along with their false ideas. Maybe I shouldn't have opened this place as an open mystic, just as some person who can happen to see the future here and there.

Oh well. I have to close so I can go to the bar/Cafe and talk to my friend. I walk up to the door and leave, listening to check that I'm locking it properly. I don't usually have lights on and the candles go out on their own. What a frustrating day, usually at least one person is right, however today no one was. Oh well, a good drink will make me feel better.

#oc #mystic #done with this job #sound and feeling #the passive aggresion is real

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vvildside · 5 months ago

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chilchuck looks so cunt here okaaayyyy no wonder marcille want the pouch too he straight up looks like modeling for it

#he looks so sassy too like yup my job done *snap shut the purse*#I'm so obsessed with him #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #vvildside's ramblings

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meziniart · 2 months ago

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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

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zephyrchama · 1 month ago

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Going to a restaurant with the cast of Obey Me! and the waiter asks, "is anyone in your party under 500? Beings who are five centuries and under eat for free."

The waiter glances at Luke as they say this but everyone immediately turns to you.

Mammon cracks up when the waiter brings over a high chair and you have to turn them down. Leviathan encourages you to at least take the booster seat so you can feel taller. Thirteen wheezes when they bring out the crayons and coloring mat, which you insist on sharing. You tell Diavolo not to get any funny ideas when the waiter bends down to speak with you at eye level. It's just standard protocol for this diner.

Mephistopheles doesn't understand the big deal. You're not even a century old yet, isn't this normal? Solomon, however, is trying not let his mini midlife crisis show. To Barbatos' delight, he's not getting the same treatment as you (despite also being human) and fears he might be starting to look his age.

Lucifer is visibly enjoying himself way too much and hasn't stopped sneering since you were handed a children's menu, which Beelzebub is excitedly cross-referencing with the adult menu that everyone else got. Raphael likes the little flag they stuck in your food. Luke is acting so smug and haughty that Simeon has to remind him to be humble.

Satan makes the unnecessary offer to cut your food into smaller bites because they only gave you a small plastic spork, while Asmodeus is busy snapping pictures of the chef's ketchup smiley face atop your dish. Belphegor warns you not to hurt yourself and asks if he should blow on your food, causing you to threaten him with the spork.