#done with this job

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

[freefallintothevoid]

Whenever Bruce can't do something as Batman he sends one of his kids in the cowl. Literally any of his kids. To deal with having to wear the cowl, they turn it into a game: will the justice league notice that Batman isn't the person under the mask?

Spoiler alert, they don't.

Somehow, the league never notices when it's not Bruce under the cowl, or at least that it's not the same person they all know.

Like never.

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Hal: Hey Bats, you look taller today.

Jason, determined not to lose: hm

Hal, sensing danger and immediately backtracking: uh, that's not to say you don't usually look tall, I mean you just look taller today, um did you change your ear thingies?

Jason: *Batglare intensifies*

Hal: uh, I'm just gonna go

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Aquaman: you've been quiet this whole meeting, Batman, even for you.

Cass, currently wearing shoulder pads and absolutely insane platform boots: *a fim huff of breath*

Aquaman: right sorry, I forgot you were dealing with another mass break out from Arkham this week, you don't need to stay for the whole meeting. We know you probably know everything already anyway

Cass: *nods*

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Flash: Morning Batman. *zooms past*

Duke, absolutely befuddled:

Duke, quietly into his comm: you'd think the speedster would have the time to notice

The several batkids on the other side of the line: *laughing hysterically.*

Dick, wheezing: just do the thing where B tucks the lower half of his face into his cape like he's Dracula. You're doing great.

Bruce, from somewhere in the cave, actively giving up on the assumption that his coworkers have at least one working braincell between them: stop comparing me to Dracula, Dick

[whyshouldntiwrite]

I hear the door open and turn my head in that direction. In my kindest voice I ask: "How can I help you?"

"Oh, well, I just could swear I've been cursed with bad luck." This person has an annoying high pitched voice. I wouldn't wouldn't be surprised if she was, however, she's not. Which means I have to do some bs fake ritual.

I realize I have to respond as well. "Alright, well let me just set the cleansing ritual." She doesn't say anything, but she did move out of the way, so I assume that means this person understood. I begin setting the candles into a circle and have her light them. I tell her "it's to get your energy into the candle, and your energy will hold the curse's energy." She'll believe that, right?

I hear the lighter click, so I assume she does while I grab for a flower. I set us both in the middle and say some bs things and when we're done I smile. "With that, it should be cleared."

She responds to my statement "Oh, thank you! Now I can finally go to my date tonight without worrying!" I nod, go behind my desk and grab a geranium and hand it to her. I call her stupid with a flower. Does she know that? No, otherwise she would have reacted. She smiles, thanks me again and walks out after paying.

What is it with people? Do they just think just because they have an issue that they're cursed? I'm also 90% sure that I'm not the only person willing to remove curses nearby. I suppose I am the only person who'll bs them and play along with their false ideas. Maybe I shouldn't have opened this place as an open mystic, just as some person who can happen to see the future here and there.

Oh well. I have to close so I can go to the bar/Cafe and talk to my friend. I walk up to the door and leave, listening to check that I'm locking it properly. I don't usually have lights on and the candles go out on their own. What a frustrating day, usually at least one person is right, however today no one was. Oh well, a good drink will make me feel better.

[vvildside]

chilchuck looks so cunt here okaaayyyy no wonder marcille want the pouch too he straight up looks like modeling for it

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[torisprlng]

MAKING WICKED: RETURN TO OZ

A behind-the-scenes journey

[bleaksqueak]

Happy Halloween 2024!! Sweet little Moth Witch blessings upon ye

[theswedishpajas]

I have a lot of stuff I haven’t posted here for a WHILE now, but I am BACK with a BANGER

Full transparent stan without compression and other gunk cus I drew it and don’t wanna waste it

[lazylittledragon]

dadkarios doods sponsored by my stress migraine

[o0kawaii0o]

Ace Attorney x Hades

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Dacula

[bixels]

Now that Ghibli's new movie is coming out soon, I've been thinking about anime films and wanna talk about my favorite animated movie ever, Tokyo Godfathers.

TG is a 2003 tragicomedy by Satoshi Kon, following three unhoused people––an alcoholic, a runaway girl, an a trans woman––who find a baby in a dumpster and set off across Tokyo to reunite her with her parents.

If you like the sound of that, go watch it because the rest of this post is spoilers and I have FEELINGS about this movie.

URGHH, the fact that only two moments of true kindness, generosity, and care given to the three protagonists without any expectation of reciprocity are given by a Latin-American immigrant couple and a drag club full of queens and trans women. The fact that, despite her loud and dramatic personality, Hana is the glue that holds the team together and the heart of the whole movie. The fact that this movie pulls no punches at showing the violence and inhumanity committed by "civilized Japanese society" against the unhoused. The fact that Miyuki craves to be loved by her parents and ends up seeing Hana as her true mother. The fact that Miyuki starts off accidentally using transphobic language against Hana, but slowly begins calling her "Miss Hana" out of respect. The fact that, according to Kon, Hana's role in the story is as a mythological trickster god and "disturb the morality and order of society, but also play a role in revitalizing culture." The fact that Hana so desperately wants to be part of a true family, yet is willing to sacrifice her found family so they can be with their own, and is rewarded for her good deeds in the end by becoming a godmother. The fact that, throughout the movie, wind and light have been used to signify the presence of god's hand/influence (this movie's about nondenominational faith––faith in yourself, faith in others, faith in a higher power. Lots of religious are referenced, such as Buddhism/Hinduism, Christianity, and Shintoism), and in the climax of the film, as Hana jumps off a building to save a baby that isn't hers, a gust of wind and a shower of light save her from death. The fact that god saves a trans woman's life because she proved herself a mother, and that shit makes me CRY.

[thecindercrow]

Lackadaisy (Pilot)

[clone-futon]

Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes

[barksbog]

panther chameleon plushies!!!

based on the Amilobe locality of Furcifer pardalis

magnetic little hands for to grab things

soft

funny eyes

doesn´t need high humidty or complex care!

teddy joints for to move their little legs

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adopt one from my bog

barks-bog.com