#done list

[outragedtortilla]

Done! Gave plants plant food.

TIME CAPSULE: look at me gooo

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[lilyserena]

3.2

• woke up around 10am

• sex

• slept in / laid in bed until noon (12:17)

• shower (did not wash hair)

• brush teeth am

• wash face

• exfoliate face (tatcha rice polish)

x didn’t do skincare / moisturizing steps

• bring dishes downstairs

• take out dishes from dishwasher

• make air-fryer chicken thigh (8+7 mins)

• eat lunch/first meal - chicken and leftover chicken ramen soup 250 calories

x didn’t put on sunscreen before leaving the house

• on time to pickup (laundry basket and fire tablet from local buy nothing group)

x didn’t stop by store / asian market for fish (but this is optional)

• ate canned peanut tofu drink thing 200 calories

• chilled most of the day

x didn’t clean room

• ate one ferrero rocher (just one is ok! more is not. yesterday ate four) 70 calories

• bring dishes downstairs

• peppermint tea 2 cups 5 calories

• cook eggs

• fridge management - used up 3 foods (eggs, gruyere, marinated chicken thighs)

• eat 3 scrambled eggs with gruyere and 3/4 chicken thigh 600 calories

• drink 1% milk 105 calories - testing if I’m lactose intolerant… sometimes I am, sometimes I’m not. yesterday I was very intolerant.

• take out dishes from dishwasher

• put in dirty dishes

• water 4/8 - x didn’t drink enough water today, but at least I don’t feel thirsty. probably from eating oranges.

• eat 1 1/2 mandarin oranges 70 calories - got vitamin C

• over protein goal (too high but it’s fine)

• stayed under carb/sugar limit

• ok on calorie intake - had 1300 calories

yesterday I binged (1800 calories) but really it felt more like a metabolism day and today I was way less hungry.

• shopping - didn’t buy anything unnecessary. spent $20 walgreens cash on period stuff (L. pads), paid $16, and bought Saalt reusable menstrual disc, steamer cleaning device, and two period underwear for $90. anyway money well spent to make life 100% more comfortable hopefully. total spent - $110

• paid someone on PayPal for lululemon 3 items, bought yesterday - $99

• checked United miles

• library card for Libby

before sleeping,

x shower

• brush teeth pm

x wash face

• skincare

• clean up small things - recycle, trash, bowls

• put worn clothes in pile

x did not clean room, didn’t have the spoons to hang clothes away so I just put them together in a box and hung them on the back of my computer chair. whatever it’s good enough, at least they’re not on the carpet

• take out hand towels and kitchen towels from laundry, put in drawer

• take melatonin

• make and drink warm water

• take med - birth control

• take vitamins - calcium

• take supplement - glutathione

• charge phone

• wear apple watch

• clean kitchen area (but did not spray down counters). put things away

x foot care - bring a cream from home next time

45/52

[just-roommate-rage]

Another Day

Because I'm feeling particularly petty today, here's things I did for the house this week during my lunch break from my full time job. I've been told not to post these anywhere in the family/house discord because it makes other people feel so bad that they then can't do any work. (Note there has been little to no change in the contribution of those people since I stopped posting in the discord chore chat thee months ago.)

Friday -loaded dishwasher -washed hand-wash dishes from sink -wiped down the tops and controls of both washer and dryer -prepped extra scent-soap for the wash -put away several already clean and dry pots, pans, and utensils

Thursday -unloaded and loaded dishwasher and set to run (and unloaded again after work) -washed all hand-wash pots and pans and set to dry -said nothing about those who "don't notice mess" hanging out having a nice lunch in the newly cleaned kitchen at the newly-cleared table (something which hasn't happened in weeks while the kitchen accumulated crumbs) -started laundry -Middle rotated laundry for me later in the day

Wednesday -cleared and wiped down table, including wood cleaner and conditioner -moved kitchen chairs and table to run roomba -swept behind low rolling storage and trashcan in kitchen

Tuesday -took child to school activity drop off -loaded and unloaded dishwasher -ran garbage disposal with cleaning tab

Monday (no work) -moved all appliances and racks off each kitchen counter and thoroughly cleaned -deep cleaned sink and drip rack as well as the drying side and goopy zone behind the faucet -got refill of household basics from grocery store -refilled salt/sugar/rice -Wife and Eldest reorganized pantry and refrigerator this day, which has been an absolute life-saver

[rosieofcorona]

if i'm not DISGUSTINGLY in love with at least one (1) of the characters in any given piece of media it is not for me. if i have no one to crawl and weep for? can't get into it. if there is not one single character that makes me want to bash my head through a wall and then write ten thousand (fictional or academic) words about them then what is the point. respectfully

[doctorsiren]

“It would eat you alive, Sixer”

(Available as a print on my Etsy shop)

[ramyeongif]

Done! Gave plants plant food.

TIME CAPSULE: look at me gooo

[dreadark]

also I haven't seen the stickers in such high quality before... unknown sorrow my beloveds...

[galaxystt]

its really a big mystery, isn't it? (excuse the crunchy gif quality omg idk how to make it less pixelated so im just uploading the images separately ;o;)

[andalorii]

Fave - the Plumed Autumntail

daily december familiars! following Osiem's prompt list!!

the plumed autumntail is obviously the best familiar and has no contenders.

[mountainfucker69]

opal pond time

[attyrocious]

my works for Corazon week 2023, all compiled into one post so it actually looks chronological as intended. Prompts and IDs are in each image Thank you to @corazon-week for hosting this event and @gendervapor14 for suffering with me writing all the wonderful poetry for each day + throwing ideas at me when im stumped with the prompts

[cherrywhite]

every single time (template from @mhuyo)

[teiasviago]

— Chapter 13, ROMANCING MISTER BRIDGERTON

[why-the-heck-not]

the saturday-sunday night diabolical "life is falling apart"- to do list followed by a mad scramble

[yandere-wishes]

｡༺ 𝓨𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮! 𝓣𝓲𝓶 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔁 𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵!𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻༻｡

｡༺ 𝓑.𝓞.𝓐.𝓣 𝓫𝔂  𝓔𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓪 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵 ༻｡

Okay, so we've given all the Yandere batboys a "Cat Darling" except Tim.

[And like, could someone explain to me why people seem to hate Tim Drake?? He's literally the LOVE of my life]

Thinking her burglar name could be either StarCat or Kitten, your choice.

Anyway, his darling is probably the chronically online one. Literally iPad child. Her civilian personality is that of a semi-popular internet star, mostly in smaller niche circles like cosplay/fandom spaces/a few tech DIY spaces.

Also, this is going to sound so self-serving, but like, what if the reader had a Tumblr/AO3 where she posts  Red Robin x reader content? But after meeting him, she kinda gets stuck in a love-hate relationship with the guy...but her fics get progressively more detailed and specific. Cause like she hates him but the crush is still so obviously there!!😆😆

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He's never been good at managing his obsessions. They always seem to fester fiercely within him, like tree roots feeding on hollow bones, bubbling over and spilling out from every crevice. He can't keep them inside, can't tame the infatuation, sadiate the fixation. Can't ignore the siren's calls or celestial pulls. 

No...

Tim's never been good at managing his obsessions. 

Especially this new one.

The stars seem so much brighter in your eyes. You lay spiraled out on the rooftop, leg dangling off the edge with your tablet held at an odd angle overhead. You mutter into your com-link "5 more seconds before security is down". As you chew on the end of your leather tail. 

You're the ace up Catwoman's sleeve. Her new protegee. The two of you have been hitting bank after bank. Licking up the precious gems the Gotham elite keep hidden. 

Tim's been sent to deal with you, while Batman takes out Catwoman downstairs. But he can't help but be mesmerized by your playful giggles, and sparking eyes. It's all a game to you, like playing Barbie's past bedtime. He can't help but find that almost endearing. 

You turn on your stomach, half crouched, half lying down. Like a kitten about to pounce on a toy mouse. "You're Red Robin" you squeal and Tim has to do a doubletake, knees weak at the sudden burst of attention. 

You jump, he readies his staff but the blows never come. Instead, you stand before him so close he can practically feel the heat from your body. "I'm your biggest fan!", for a second Tim thinks you're going to reach for his hand, his heart reverberates in his throat. You're cute, too cute.

"Any way I could convince you to give up your crime spree? You know since you're such a big fan and all..." You laugh, a light-hearted airy sound, and give him a clumsy twirl as you return to your edge. "Not a chance, I'm finally living my dream life!" 

You jump onto the edge eyes gleaming as they stare a him. No not him, Tim notes, the moment. You're entranced by this moment. 

The moon, the dark, the city lights, the masked man standing before you. For a second he almost sees his reflection cascading across your essence. You're him, little kid with dreams so big it's started to eat you alive. 

You tilt your head and pout your lips. Tim thinks you'd make one hell of an actress or an idol. Your clawed finger clicks your com, "All set boss!" you meow. You offer Tim a final bow before throwing yourself into the dark abyss below. Tim rushes to grab you but it's too late.

You're gone. 

His obsession only grows from there, raw and primal. He can taste nostalgia in the back of his throat every time he sees your picture. Thick and sticky like molten caramel. 

You're so much like him, so precious in your own right. Little girl playing superheroes, dancing across the night's sequence, basking in the ethereal of having the world below your feet. Disappearing into the dark, merging with the stars, high off the nectar-coated ideals behind your teeth. Savoring their melt upon your tongue. 

You'd have been best friends in the sandbox. Tim thinks. 

He's scouring the Batcomputer.

Ripping apart every inkling he finds. 

Who is this new Kitten? 

He sees you again in a sugar-spun ensemble stitched from lace and longing, draped in cascading frills and ribbons. Equal parts candygram and popcorn but ever only purple in shade. He recognizes the playful tilt of your head and the way you stare to the side when you're too deep in thought. Every move is woven in porcelain elegance. Little doll playing dress up. 

His hunch is proven right when he hears your voice.

"Do you think Red Robin would like this outfit?" you ask an invisible audience who answer hours later in the comment section, dedicating little hearts and kisses in agreeance.

His name spills from between your lips and Tim swears he sees stars. Your delicate cadence flutters through his veins pricking his heart till it dedicates every pump to you. 

Tim doesn't notice how hard he's biting his thumb. 

Doesn't notice the scarlet droplets marring the keyboard below. 

He's trying to keep you out of the Gotham National Bank's system, he can recognize your pattern anywhere. The little kitty cat errors that keep popping up. The stars that litter the screen forcing it to bluescreen. He's almost there, you're almost gone. 

Bruce, hollars commands into his ears. 

But Tim is too enthralled by the screen to notice

A single message glitches and gleams.

'It Was Fun Red Robin~♡'  

He has you caged beneath him. Fingers digging into your shoulders. You look so cute struggling to break free. So adorable that he just can't help himself. 

He presses his lips to your neck, pulling down the leather with his teeth and suckling on the ripe flesh. Stardust sprinkles into his mouth as his tongue traverses the length of your neck. Before ensnaring your plump perfect lips. His hands feel down your body memorizing every curve. He can feel you struggling. Kicking trying to break free. 

But he just can't let you get away. He needs you wholly, desperately. More than he's ever needed anything.

But he can't let you go. You taste like heaven on his tongue. Your claws melt into his back, tearing fabric and flesh. But the bloodletting feels like holy bliss from your hands, he'd gladly lick the blood from your claws and call it ichor. 

Your ethos haunts him.

He writes you love letters to you penned in his blood. 

Every quaver of his bones he dedicates to you. 

He's sprawled out on his bed reading your latest story. It's about him, as they always tend to be.  You call him such mean words all laced with a saccharinee undertone of idolization. You have him call you 'darling' and 'kitten'. Have him treat so roughly yet so lovingly. Is that how you want him to act? 

Did you really mean it when you said you're his biggest fan? 

ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼•ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

There's also another delicious little inkling I want to leave you guys with. Imagine reader starts receiving PR from Janus Cosmetics. Imagine Roman starts to take note of the cute little kitten showcasing his company's newest products. Starts to relish in your babydoll act, enjoying you twirling around in your cute skirts and curling your hair around your finger. Imagine Roman Sionis falling for catgirl! reader as well. Imagine poor little reader trapped between Yandere Tim Drake and Yandere Roman Sionis...Poor little kitty cat, whatever will you do?