#donald trump x joe biden

[fishsouper]

[bootsysblog15]

Guys i hate the election why did they have to queerbait us and then basically kill sleepy joe off like wtf triden had so much potential

[elliotpostmemes]

[triden4ever]

THEY ARE CANON GUYS.

[37googolplex]

“I’m SICK of you, Elon.” Donald trump spat out. Elon brought a hand out, not to do a Nazi salute, but rather, to bring it to his heart in appalled shock. He crumpled at his feet and fell to the ground. Shaking. Tears welled his his eyes. His lip quivered.

No. NO! Those words spun in his mind. “I’m sick of you, Elon.”

Donald trump was sick of him? of *HIM?* the ingenious, prodigious, savant of a man, the developer of space-x, x, x-ae^2, the letter x, the man behind the great minds of America? The brains to his brawn? America would never be great again, not without him. NOT without Elon. Trump couldn’t possibly be sick of him.

Elon weakly, desperately, like a rat clinging to the walls of a New York City Subway, crawled towards Donald’s feet. Begging, CRYING, asking:

”why, WHY DONALD WHY!? WHY ARE YOU SICK OF ME DONALD!? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!? IVE GIVEN YOU NOTHING BUT MY HIGHEST PRAISE, MY MONEY, MY ADMIRATION, I-I EVEN—“

“Shut. Up.” Donald interrupted his pleas bitterly. “I don’t care! Can’t you see, Elon?! You’re nothing but a trump to my own life.”

“…but your own name is tr—“

“SILENCE!!!!” the White House shook. Trump kicked elon away and he rolled to the wall, falling against it with a thud. Elon desperately tried to pull himself up but was wracked with sobs. Why, why was trump doing this to him?

Trump walked over, sneering over Elon’s dismay.

“You’re too clingy. Elon. I never felt anything towards you. You’re too loving…youre too caring.”

Elon scoffed, bitter hatred coming into his head.

“Is this because you still miss Joe!?”

…

Donald stopped. His smile dropped. He practically rolled over.

“What?”

“H..Hahaha…HAHAHHAHA! ITS BECAUSE OF JOE ISNT IT!? YOU STILL MISS HIM! YOU STILL MISS JOE!”

“Wh-WHAT!? No, No I don’t!” Trump screamed defensively. Although, Elon couldn’t help but to notice trump was using the same pen that Joe used, too.

“YOU. You still miss that bastard.” Elon spat. “You still miss the banter. You miss the arguments, the forbidden nature of it all. Don’t you trumpyboo?”

Donald trump failed to give a response. “I…” he averted his eyes, giving a clear answer without saying any words. If Elon was actually autistic, he’d probably go nonverbal.

“Everyone knows we’re in love, but nobody could have anticipated that with JOE! Your rival. Ahaha…oh trump. You’re nothing but a whore.”

“Get out of my house.”

Elon quickly grabbed his bags. “Gladly.”

[taot-sketches]

Also triden yaoi. This is how I cope.

[soldiergrimes]

I Would Take A Bullet For You

Pairing: Joe Biden x Donald Trump

Summary: After Trump's assassination attempt, Biden is distraught. He needs to go check up on his secret lover in the hospital.

Trigger warnings ⚠️: suicide

"Donald?" Joe Biden repeated once again as he walked through the hospital. He finally found his room and the secret service guards quickly stepped inside to let him in.

Joe walked into the room, Donald's head was now bandaged up and he was sitting on the edge of the hospital bed.

Donald looked up as Joe approached his bed. "Joe..? You're here..."

Joe immediately moved forward, standing right in front of him now. "Of course I'm here." He slowly reached out to take his hand in his. "I was worried.."

"Don't be.. I'm still alive after all" Donald smirked.

Joe smiled at Donald's optimistic and confident attitude, it was one of the things he loved the most about him. But his smile quickly faded as the thought of Donald dying plagued his mind.

"I don't... I don't know what I would've done if I lost you" Joe's eyes locked with his, his voice filled with emotion.

"Don't worry, Joey.. I'm right here" Donald reassured him softly, bringing his hand up to cup his cheek. The sensation brought butterflies to the older man's stomach.

"I know, I was just so worried, Donald.." Joe whispered.

Joe knew that the feelings they had for each other had to stay a secret, but sometimes he wished for a world where they could declare their love for one another without shame. The thought brought a bittersweet smile to Joe's face.

"Can I kiss you?" Joe asked as he leaned in.

"Always." Donald replied, their lips connected in a passionate and emotional kiss.

Caught in the moment, neither of them noticed the security guard walk back into the room to check on Trump. Trump caught the man's eye and quickly pulled away from Joe.

Joe noticed this and frowned, he knew that Donald was more nervous about people finding out than he was. There was even a small part of Joe that wanted people to find out, he didn't like holding in this secret.

The security guard left the room without saying a word.

Donald avoided Joe's gaze before Joe spoke up again.

"What are you afraid of?" He asked the man.

Donald looked back up at Joe, "This... This isn't supposed to happen. We're supposed to be enemies.." Donald said.

Joe put a hand on his shoulder, rubbing him with his thumb.

"Maybe.. but maybe we're meant to be together." Joe spoke softly, trying to comfort his lover.

Donald got lost in Joe's ocean eyes, his breath catching in his throat. "I think I love you" he suddenly blurted out.

Joe's eyes widened in surprise but a smile spread across his face.

"I love you too, Donny" Joe leaned in again to give him a kiss on his forehead. "I've always loved you."

Donald's heart raced at Joe's confession, he had never felt this happy in his entire life.

But Donald quickly reminded himself that this wasn't right and he pulled away.

Joe frowned again and opened his mouth to speak but Donald cut him off.

"Joe.. I- I can't.." His voice cracked.

"Donald, look at me." Joe cupped his cheek again, forcing his eyes to meet his. "We can do this."

Donald looked into his eyes, "What happens if the world finds out?"

"They can think whatever they want to think, but we'll always have each other. So whatever they say, it doesn't matter." Joe's words were encouraging, he was hoping that Donald would agree and they could finally come out.

Donald hesitated for a moment before he spoke again, his eyes filled with determination and trust. "Okay."

Joe smiled "Okay?" He asked again, making sure he was being honest. "You want to tell the world?"

Donald nodded and smiled, "I want them to know how much I love you."

Joe smiled and pulled him into a hug.

"you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, Donny" Joe whispered in his ear.

"You are too, Joey. I've never been happier" Donald said as he held him tighter.

Joe spent that night in his hospital room and they made love until the early hours of the morning.

The next day, Donald had to appear on live TV after his assassination attempt. It was almost time for him to go on and he tried his best to hide his nerves, he stood up straight and walked to the stand.

Donald spoke about his usual stuff until he finally mentioned Joe.

"And there is something else I have to tell America" he spoke, his voice loud with conviction. "Joe Biden and I.. Are in love."

The crowd went quiet for a moment until Joe walked up to Donald and joined him. Donald wrapped his arm around his waist and leaned in for a kiss.

Joe and Donald shared a passionate kiss in front of live television, Donald knew he should be worried, even ashamed, but he had never felt happier. As they pulled away, the crowd erupted in cheers as Donald and Joe smiled for the camera, holding hands.

*10 years later*

Donald and Joe proceeded to spend the rest of their lives together, they bought a home and raised a family together and this was the happiest any of them have ever felt.

Though the happiness didn't last because Joe eventually fell sick.

After months of hospital visits and medicine, Joe ended up passing away. The grief and sorrow Donald felt was unlike any he had ever felt before.

And the pain of his loss sadly brought Donald to take his own life so he could be with Joe again.

The End

[squoony]

WHY ARE THEYRE SO MANY??? THERE ARE MORE FANFICS OF THIS CRIMINAL AND ECAPED RETIREMENT HOME MAN THEN HALF OF THE SHIPS I READ ABOUT 😭🙏

[dumbdolphin333]

i think the funniest way to deal with trump supporters is just being a MASSIVE triden shipper

[yelling-screaming-crying]

screaming crying throwing up

[theweirdoinurhouse]

Don't you just love America

[sasukesofficiallawyer]

Homeschool is insane. My first assignment of the year is to make a gay mpreg cartoon of trump and biden. I will be posting it on here once it’s finished and graded, don’t worry.

[1800naveen]

TRIDEN IS REAL, GUYS!!

[kulotsuzbabanne31]

[jorking2horror]

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

I made a shrek x trump x biden animatic lol

It's set in the universe of an old shrump fanfic i (was planning to but never actually) wrote when i was 12 called "ogrewhelmed"