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Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

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So we're now all In agreement that

Enderman- Twink

Creeking- Twunk

Iron Golem- Hunk

Warden- Bear

In this essay I will...

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player i need to press my screen against your face for scientific reasons

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Alright everyone I need a step by step guide on how to get into Hermitcraft

And Empires as a side maybe

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oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

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This totally counts. I am SO safe

(Art done by Yours Truly)

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

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Who needs gender? I want to be the whisper out of a teen's mouth during class. I want to be that feeling you get when you're in the woods alone and a stick cracks behind you. I want to be that feeling of enjoyment and fear of riding a roller coaster. I want to be the flame of a fire. I want to be the waves of the ocean. I want to be an old treehouse overgrown with nature. I want to be the blurry face in a dream. I want to be an abstract idea. I want to be perceived, but not at the same time.

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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I almost completely forgot to post this like a dumbass

They’re bonding I think 

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I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

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Don't you just love America

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I’m afraid I’ve cooked once again 🙏🔥

Anyways if anyone wants to use them, feel free to do so :3

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Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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i am very neutral on lotf ships but that also means go wild guys. fucking whatever simon had a crush on ralph. piggy felt like simon was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen. jack and roger kissed one time just to try and roger had to pretend he wasn't the first person he ever trusted like that. piggy and ralph used to cuddle at night? roger and simon used to braid eachothers hair? sure, ill add that to my hcs. of course jalph but also consider they all had crushes on eachother. lord of the polyamorous relationship.

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All hail

Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.