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so do i
I really like that whenever Donald is fed up with an adventure he just starts grabbing the boys and leaving
#ducktales#donald duck#huey duck#dewey duck#louie duck#donald be like#packing up my shit then I am OUTTA HERE!!!!!
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How I found out about trump getting shot
#donald trump#us politics#its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment#imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways#thanks ao3 author#archive of our own#trump#ao3#history#archiveofourown#fanfiction#joe biden#politics#funny
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dear americans,
as a polish queer woman and human rights activist, i know exactly how you're feeling right now and what to expect from these elections. i lived through the 2015-2023 regime of pis, a right-wing populist party that divided families in the same way trump did. i’ve experienced the rise of fascism in poland, the influence of far-right parties like konfederacja, and their “santa’s little helpers”—ordo iuris, an ultra-conservative catholic organization (banned in many countries, mind you) that helped enforce a near-total abortion ban and runs anti-queer campaigns in public spaces. i supported the black protests in 2016 as a middle schooler when they first tried to ban abortion. as an adult, i actively participated in the 2020 women’s strike, running from police tear gas daily after they finally passed the ban. i supported friends who faced charges.
i’ve lived through intense homophobia in poland as a queer teen and adult. i survived the first pride march in my hometown, where far-right extremists threw stones and glass at us. i endured the anti-queer propaganda spread by the ruling party in state-owned media. i survived the “rainbow night,” poland’s own stonewall moment in summer 2020, when police arrested around 50 queer activists following the arrest of margo, a nonbinary activist. i survived the "lgbt-free zones," the targeted violence, the slurs from strangers on the street, and the protests i held against queerphobia. it was hard as fuck, but i survived.
but just because i survived, it doesn’t mean others did. many women died because of the abortion ban—marta, justyna, izabela, dorota, joanna, maria, and many others who didn’t survive pis’s draconian anti-abortion laws. milo, kacper, michał, zuzia (she was 12), wiktor, and other queer and trans kids and young adults took their own lives because of the relentless queerphobia.
despite all of this, our experience in poland can serve as a guide now. here are some tips for staying safe and how we, polish queers and women, organized under the regime:
safety first, always. if you know someone who’s had an abortion, no you don’t. if you know someone is trans, no you don’t. if you know people who help with safe abortions, no you don’t—at least not until you know it’s 100% safe to share. if you are queer or have had an abortion, only share this with people you trust fully. most importantly, not everyone has to be an activist just because they’re part of a minority. if it feels unsafe to share that you're queer, trans, etc., then don’t. it doesn’t make you any less queer.
use secure, encrypted messaging like signal for conversations on potentially risky topics, such as queerness, abortion, organizing counter-actions, protests—anything that might be used against you.
stay anonymous online. if you want to research or report something without surveillance, do not use regular internet. get a vpn (mullvad is affordable and reliable), download the tor browser (for both onion and standard links), and if you plan to whistleblow, consider using a riseup email account.
organize and build networks. community is everything now. support each other, foster independence, because your government won’t have your back. set up collectives, grassroots movements. create lists of trusted professionals—lawyers, doctors, etc.—who can offer support.
to lawyers and doctors: please consider pro-bono work. this is what got us through poland’s hardest times. your work will be needed now more than ever.
for protests or risky actions: always write a pro-bono lawyer’s number on your arm with a permanent marker.
get to know the anarchist black cross federation and other resources on safety culture: "Starting an anarchist black cross group: A guide"; Still We Rise - A resource pack for transgender and non-gender conforming people in prison; Safe OUTside the system by the Audre Lorde Project;
for safe abortion info or involvement: get familiar with womenhelpwomen.
stay radical, stay strong, stay informed: The Anarchist Library
if i forgot to (or didn't) include something, don't hesitate to reblog this post with other resources.
#kinda heartbroken i've gotta post something like this#but now my experience is needed more than ever and i AM going to share it#we are going to get through this#together#activism#anarchism#grassroots#anarchist#resources#useful#helpful#human rights#abortion#abortion rights#reproductive rights#queer#trans#transgender#lgbtq#us politics#usa#us elections#america#donald trump#kamala harris#stay safe#moira speaks
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Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.
#2024 presidential debate#presidential debate#usa president#usa presidential election#donald trump#kamala harris#anyways uhhhh vote#this is a joke#if another person says something like “you know the USA effects the rest of the worlds politics right” I'm gonna scream NO SHIT#I KNOW HOW POLITICS WORKS !!!! this is a joke! why would you think this is serious?
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A few Harris memes to enjoy while you cook your pets, guillotine your newborns and schedule your prison sex change.
#presidential debate#Donald Trump#Kamala Harris#2024 Presidential Debate#Debate 2024#politics#American politics#US Politics#funny#presidential election#2024#And finalize your concept of a plan of course#She's so tired#memes#reaction memes#She's thinking “I went to law school for this”#like that one judge who had to finalize custody of a parrot
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Kamala will make the FUNNIEST president in all of American history 😂
#kamala harris#kamala harris for president#kamala harris 2024#kamala harris for the people#kamala harris for potus#anti donald trump#fuck donald trump#donald trump is a felon#donald trump is evil#imagine that! having some creepy ass old man like RFK FUCKING JR in charge of your health#much less WOMEN’S.#this old fucker got over EIGHTY people killed in Samoa with his anti vaccine bullshit#not to mention he SUPPORTS a national abortion ban so LOTS of women’s’ blood will be on his hands!!!
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so uh. how’s the weather?
#donald trump#joe biden#2024 election#btw didn’t mean to copy the other post like this#genuinely just came to me lmao#best of kip (apparently)
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“The average US president has been convicted on .75 felonies” factoid isn’t true. average US president has been convicted on 0 felonies. Felonies Donld, who has been convicted on 34, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted
#I feel like I’m cheating using this format again#cuz the last one has 160k notes#but it’s just too fuckin funny#trump speaks again#satire#donald trump#parody
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my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying
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#quite possibly the funniest still in the entire episode#“he's not that scary” with THREE WHOLE PEOPLE ON THE COUNTER#this is like the funniest episode of gose we've gotten in a while#gose writers understand the series and the medium so much they always know and commit to the funniest bit possible#i could write an essay on the going seventeen horror specials and how the writers subvert/evolve the going original episodes#the exit pass part of the episode was peak btw#i had to cross-reference their outfits + the next few camera angles + voices to figure out who the two crouched in front of jeonghan were#so if that wasn't them. rip.#seventeen#svt#going seventeen#gose#wonwoo#junhui#jeonghan#my art#fanart#art#comic#no watermark it's been 3 months since I've touched this account I forgor#dont repost or dk will start his 5 step donald duck zombie routine and you will not be able to escape.#i also need yall to know. when jun was zombie-talking to the exit pass people. he sounded like an angry bird.
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#Donald Trump#Trump#Trump Mugshot#Ken#Barbie#The Barbie Movie#Barbie The Movie#Barbie 2023#Ryan Gosling#Ryan Gosling Ken#Shitpost#Politics#US Politics#American Politics#Trump Indictment#Barbie is probably doing her own thing with Gloria <3#Ken likely accidentally got caught up in all of this because he thought horses were involved#He makes that face everytime he gets arrested
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Trump survived. Here's what will happen.
Every media, news outlet will be showing this photo. Not of a convicted felon who was impeached, who summoned violent terrorists to the white house, who sexually assaulted many women, but of a survivor, a hero.
And Trump will win 2024. The Alt Right and his MAGA supporters will see this and be more motivated than ever to vote Trump. Centrists will see this and think "the left is so much more extreme than the right" and vote Trump. Fuck, even liberals, after seeing Bidens disastrous debate performance might vote trump. In their eyes, he's a survivor now, he's strong now, he's worthy now. If you don't believe me, wait and see the top comments of news articles, the Reddit posts, the twitter quote tweets.
It isn't if Trump wins, it's when Trump wins, Ukraine is Fucked. Palestine is extra Fucked. And of course, America is absolutely Fucked.
I don't like Biden, but Americans have to remember: you live in a two-party system.
It is Biden or Trump.
And I'd much much rather an old husk of a man that has done so much good for trans rights, social policies, and human rights in general, than Trump. Yes, Biden has sent aids to Israel. Do you think Trump won't do the same? Do you think Trump won't do worse?
"Vote for a third party, they're both awful" you might say. Come on, be realistic. This is about holding the line against fascism. It is going to be way WAY easier to change the system when you're up against milk toast Joe than an actual dictator. So,
For the love of god, vote Biden in Novermber.
#supernatural#donald trump#joe biden#2024 presidential election#us politics#destiel#im aware that posting on tumblr wont help much#but i felt like saying something. a stark warning perhaps#i get the celebrating and honestly i find it amusing too but this is such a critical moment to be serious and attentive#speak to your relatives if you can#or post this on other socials#you can even copy and paste this i dont care about credit#i just am very very afraid. trump winning is so much more than probable now
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If you’re feeling hopeless, that’s fine. But please open this article and keep it on standby until you feel able to read it. There are ways we can help that are sustainable, and it’s not over
Edit: it’s a good read even if you’re not in the US!
#us politics#donald trump#kamala harris#election 2024#destiel#I know it feels like it’s over but it’s not#it’s really not
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Watching this debate is like watching a toddler argue with a lawyer except the moderators have to try and keep a straight face and treat the toddler's tantrums with equal gravity and sincerity to the lawyer's comprehensive, empirical, statements.
#the fact that the moderators have to keep interrupting Trump's ranting like “to be clear that's not true” is both funny and exhausting.#american politics#donald trump#kamala harris#listen i have issues with her platform#but she's knocking this out of the park
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Thomas Matthew Crooks is from Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, and is a registered Republican.
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#donald trump#tw death#tw shootings#tw shooting#gun tw#guns tw#tw guns#tw gun violence#assassination attempt#anti trump#trump shot#trump assassination attempt#thomas matthew crooks#someone find his socials i need to know everything about him#christ this is wild because like I'M 20#chat he shoulda been gearing up to go to the club next year he shouldn't have been planning acts of politicol violence#registered republican but he donated to a progressive political action committee
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