And I am a convicted felon who was the only president in United States history to be formally impeached by congress, twice. My only term as president ended on January 20th, 2021. On March 30th, 2023, I became the first president to be charged with a felony. On June 8th, 2023, I became the first president to be charged with a felony, twice. On August 1st, 2023, I became the first president to be charged with a felony, thrice. On August 14th, 2023, I became the first president to be charged with a Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization (RICO) felony.
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what is your opinion on this, mr president
That lip gloss looks good on J.D. Vance
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I GUARANTEE you we will find a 19 year old intern who would be willing to photoshop sleepy Kamala into all of our prepared ads in exchange for being appointed the Secretary of Agriculture
I’m not saying the hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Joe Biden attack ads was a waste, I’m just saying “sleepy Kamala” is a very easy edit to make
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I’m not saying the hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Joe Biden attack ads was a waste, I’m just saying “sleepy Kamala” is a very easy edit to make
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Ever since the attempt on my life, we as Americans have got to work on toning down the inflammatory rhetoric. For example, instead of saying someone is “a threat to democracy”, change it to something far less contentions, like “the govt executed a coup because the current president is on his deathbed”
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I’ll call MAGA’s premise that the secret service was behind the assassination attempt and raise them a false flag operation organized by Trump
*Conspiracy theory intensifies*
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If Donald trump were already in jail this shit would have never happened
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Thankfully, the assassination attempt on Donald trumps life failed. Let’s take a moment to think of all the MAGA who can now continue on with their daily lives instead of abandoning them to join Civil War 2.0 in the name of a maryter.
The bullet they dodged is as real as the one shot at trump
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I’m very grateful the would be assassin missed his mark. Not only was Donald Trump’s life spared, but we were only an inch or two away from being denied the end result we all deserve
I do not condone nor approve of the killing and/or the attempted killing of Donald trump. Violence is not the solution. I do not want him to die by an assassins bullet, that is not just or fair.
Justice is donald trump dying in a prison cell while serving out his lengthy sentence
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I do not condone nor approve of the killing and/or the attempted killing of Donald trump. Violence is not the solution. I do not want him to die by an assassins bullet, that is not just or fair.
Justice is donald trump dying in a prison cell while serving out his lengthy sentence
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Now that Hunter Biden has been convicted of a felony he’s officially qualified to be the Republican candidate for president!
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List of Republicans claiming election interference while demanding the judge trying Hunter bidens case be thrown in prison for unfair prosecution:
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List of democrats attending Hunter bidens trial to give press conferences about how Joe Biden is rigging the election by weaponizing the Justice department:
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List of democrats attending Hunter bidens trial to give press conferences about how Joe Biden is rigging the election by weaponizing the Justice department:
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Feel even worse for the person who has to redact all of Donald Trump’s intelligence briefings
Feel really bad for the low level pentagon worker who has to fill out the paperwork rejecting a security clearance for the republican nominee for president
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Feel really bad for the low level pentagon worker who has to fill out the paperwork rejecting a security clearance for the republican nominee for president
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Y’know maybe I am a little scared that trumps conviction will gain him votes. I mean, if you ask an average person on the street what would make them vote for Donald trump, I’m sure their response wouldn’t be the economy, or the war in Ukraine, or Israel, or taxes, or lock her up, or a wall, or healthcare. It would be 34 felony convictions. That’s what would win the average persons vote, for sure
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