#don't want to spam you all 👉👈

[diana-bluewolf]

I'm coming back slowly. Like, really slowly.

I'll start with these because I abandoned Tumblr for quite a while 😅 Thank you for sending me the sunflowers even though I wasn't active ☀️ You're so cute 😊🌻

+ some sweet asks under the cut (mainly birthday congrats)

Anons, thank you so much!!! 🥺 Let me hug you! <3

Thank you anon!!!💙

Thank you!!! Also, who would have thought that your own things could be a perfect present for your own birthday 🤭 Thank you for returning Chris's broom! 😁

Aww, thank you so much! 🥺 I always love seeing Tori on my feed, her chaotic and golden retriever energy is awesome! Also, I have a huge respect for people like you who can be creative with their MCs in the game even without mods 👏

Thank you so much Matty! Womb eviction day is such a chris thing to say 🤣🤣🤣

ZEV!!! Thank you so much!!! I missed you and Charlie 💙💙💙

[tombxynxtdoor]

✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

Here are the rules 👇✨️

You can call me Stretch. I'm 33, I'm a happily married woman. So please respect my boundaries that I'm about to lay the fuck out.

•I'm ♡MARRIED♡

•I love the block button

• I love a good conversation

• I have a life outside of this hell site. So if I don't answer messages right away, don't take it personal.

•I will not post nudes or lewds, as there are plenty to go around here. So don't ask.

• I don't have onlyfans, so please don't bother asking. Just read here, and you'll know 🙃 also I don't sell any spicy pics, so please don't ask. BUT I WILL SHARE MY MUTUALS CONTENT BECAUSE WE SUPPORT CONTENT CREATORS ON MY BLOG. They're human too.

• I don't put up with peoples bullshit so keep it to yourself, or I'll happily put you in your place.

• I'm okay with making friends, I'm fine with compliments.

• I'm here to simply express myself, whether it be something I'm going through, have gone through, or just wanna shit post.

• I'm going through some changes and life decisions that only benefit me.

• I will not be giving out my snapchat anymore, it's too much and annoying, please don't ask.

• ☆fun fact I'm a milf with kids.☆ No you can't see none of them or ☆my husband☆

•RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES OR GET FUCKED. ����

• anons are welcome

• Yes my attitude has changed, and I need to make these boundaries for a reason.

• I'm a Capricorn OF COURSE IM AN ASSHOLE

• we can all agree to disagree.

• COMMENTS AND REBLOGS ARE ALL WELCOME, NO NEED TO ASK. my notifications will be off, so my phone doesn't blow up, so SPAM LIKES ARE WELCOME.

• PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO THIS IS IMPORTANT. It ain't that hard, it's for important reasons why.

⚠️‼️I WILL NOT BE YOUR SUGAR BABY, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED INSTANTLY. ‼️⚠️

I post what I want, you can either like it or leave it 👉👈

✨️My interests✨️

•I love to listen to music. It helps me express any and all of my feelings. They say, "When you're happy, you enjoy the music, but when you're sad, you understand the lyrics," but heavy metal has my heart for life

• I do smoke (as in weed)

•I love anime and some cartoons, I'm a giant kid at heart.

• I love arts and crafts, anything art related

• I play video games

• I speak fluent sarcasm and kindness🤍

I'll add to my interest more eventually.

Enjoy your stay in my chaotic mind. 🤍

[a-killer-obsession]

Thank you SO SO MUCH! for 250 followers! I literally never thought I'd get past 50 so I'm really overwhelmed with the support, and I really appreciate every ask and comment and like and reblog. Interacting with you guys has made me so inspired to write more 💖

To say thank you, I have a special little event! Request a short fic by picking a letter and number from the prompt lists below!

All the info below the cut!

🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞

Event Status: ❌️ Closed

Thanks for all the requests, I'll work through as many as I can 💖

Event Fics Masterlist

Rules

All fics are written with assumed pre-established consent (i.e. kidnapping and intoxication prompts etc)

AFAB reader only for this event cos that's what I'm most comfortable writing, but please let me know if you want pronouns other than she/her 💖

Obviously I'm not a super human so if I get a billion requests I won't be able to get to all of them, so I'll be focusing on the ones I feel most inspired by! I'm not sure how many I'll do right now, I may just keep going till I burn out on it :P

Please do not spam requests! Please try to send requests that make sense (i.e. consider whether you think the character would actually participate in the prompt)

Obviously I'd really appreciate if you're actually following me before you send a request 👉👈

Please send requests as an ask so i can reply to it (sorry should have been clearer about that)

Edit: I'm getting enough requests now that I'm naturally starting to get double ups, so you can check the plans list I've added to the event fic masterlist to see if something is already on the to-do list, or see if there's a character you like that isn't getting enough love 💖

Prompts

STEP 1 - PICK A LETTER

Some of these are a stretch I know, just go with it :P You may pick several letters if you think they'll work together but I reserve the right to only use one if I feel inspired

A - alpha/omega dynamics

B - breeding

C - cumplay

D - desk

E - exhibitionism

F - first time

G - deGradation

H - seven minutes in Heaven

I - intoxication

J - just 'friends' (friends to lovers)

K - kidnapped

L - lovemaking

M - masturbation

N - no protection (risky sex)

O - oral fixation

P - sex Pollen

Q - quiet (public sex)

R - roleplay

S - somnophilia

T - thighjob

U - unbearable (enemies to lovers)

V - vampire au

W - body Worship

X - writer's choice

Y - 'yours' (possessive behavior)

Z - zou (mink reader)

STEP 2 - PICK A NUMBER

These are the characters I'm currently comfortable writing for, please don't request others. You may request mulitple if you think it'd work for the prompt aka threesome, but I reserve the right to only go with one of them if I feel inspired

1 - Kid

2 - Killer

3 - Heat

4 - Wire

5 - Zoro

6 - Sanji

7 - Usopp

8 - Franky

9 - Jimbei - with two dicks, obviously

10 - Robin

11 - Nami

12 - Law

13 - Bepo - don't test me I'll fuckin do it

14 - Shachi

15 - Penguin

16 - Ikkaku

17 - Bartolomeo

18 - Yamato

19 - Katakuri

20 - Vivi

21 - Sabo

22 - Ace

23 - Hancock

24 - Corazon (please let me know what version of his name you'd like reader to use)

25 - Buggy

[moonchild-in-blue]

*ahem*

I'm

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

💙🌙🌷🍊🦋💫🥺🍓🌧️🐸💖🌈🍷🌝☔🌊

Hello hello hello hi hello I'm here I'm back no longer on timeout helloooooooo 🥹💃🤸‍♀️

I've missed you all sooooo much muwah muwah how is everyone doing babes??

I'm gonna be going through my tags and stuff today so bear with me. Let me know if I've missed anything important or funny or silly or whatever. Or idk, say hi if you wanna 🥺👉👈

IN THE MEANTIME, I have at last gone through my ask box! There was a lot! Wow, am I bad at this!! At least you'll get plenty of doodles from me (most of them are sky/moon pictures because of course they are).

I don't want to spam you all babes, so I have scheduled them to be posted* throughout this week starting tomorrow 💙 queue will also be back on tomorrow

* (there are about 2 or 3 or so that I will be hoarding for a little longer, but with all of this done, I can at last spend a little extra focus on them 🥹 if there's anything I missed I apologise 🩷)

NOW, I have quite a few drafts I made during these past 2 weeks. They are weird and cringe and highly specific. I'm gonna post them all today / tomorrow because I don't want to deal with them any longer. Sorry but also not sorry 😌✌️

I'm giving them a "Timeout Drafts" tag so you know these don't necessarily reflect my mood for today (most likely they do - i stand by my opinions lmaoo).

Uhhhhhhhh and that's that I guess? Happy Halloween and all! 🎃🍂🍁 Today is hot as balls (damn heatwave), and I'm not having a wonderful time (also on my mensies 🥺) but hey. At least it's for a short time, I'm very looking forward to hoa hoa hoa weather.

Hmmmm what else, what else. I changed my blog a little, it looks cute! My ukulele arrived and SONGS are being LEARNT (learned? meh).

Hmmm, I catched up on a lot of shows. I've already posted my reviews on TUA S4 (🤢🥴💔💀🥲) and KAOS (🥹💖😚🥰❤️‍🔥) (i am indeed re-watching it), but I also finished Emily In Paris (LOVE the Italian guy, second part was much better than the 1st), and FINALLY watched S2 of Fleabag (oh my GOD YOU GUYS!!! I AM IN SHAMBLES!!! WOAH!!! PAIN AND AGONY!!! 🥺💔).

Uhhhhhhhhhh I think that's it. I need to cut my hair and bangs. Hope everyone has been eating good and drinking water and missing me a lot 😤🫵

====☁️=====☁️=====🌞======☁️==

🌲🌳🌲_🍄_🐇🦫_🧃🥪🧁🍇_🐿️🦔🐁_🍄_🌲🌳🌲

🌱 forest friends having a delicious picnic 🌱

[problemduetest4life]

Coach rhemman pov for the ask game ?👉👈

I gotcha!

Here's another segment from Three, yet again featuring Rhemann and his wife Amber. I didn't realize I mentioned her so much until now lol. Again, this is not the happiest subject matter, but if I actually make this it's own one-shot it won't all be sad! (it's just that whenever I don't include something in a larger body of work it's usually bc it's too sad/dark/etc...)

~

The subject line read "This needs to exist but I cannot have it anymore."

Anonymous. Yet somehow it hadn’t gone to spam.

“What the hell?” Amber murmured, peering over his shoulder.

Rhemann got up, tossing his laptop onto the seat behind him. His first text went to Jeremy.

“Find Jean. Stick by him. No phones.”

Next he dialed PR. Rhemann's story wasn't solid yet, but he sold it was well as he could. The video was dark, it was old and it was not Jean in the video. He made them repeat it back to him. No matter what they did to cover the impending scandal, it was not Jean in the video. Thankfully, they hadn’t seen anything yet on social media.

As Rhemann went to call Jackie, Jeremy messaged him back.

“coach we r kinda freaking out with no context."

“might be nothing. don’t worry about it,” he replied quickly.

“Hey James,” Jackie picked up after one ring, “What’s up?"

“There’s a video,” Rhemann stopped himself. He took a breath. “People are going to say it’s Jean. It's not.”

“What?” Jackie said, right as Amber mouthed the same thing. Rhemann held up a hand.

“There’s a video. It looks like it’s from The Nest. If it gets out, it is not Jean. Do you hear me?”

“Yes,” Jackie said.

“Call Jimenez and White. I'm trying to keep the kids out of it incase we can keep it under wraps. I want the least amount of people knowing about this as possible."

“On it.”

He hung up the phone and lowered to his side. Amber was watching him, eyes wide. Rhemann forced himself to look at her and confront the inevitable.

“It’s him,” he said. But it couldn't be so he wouldn't let it.

~

[donutwatches]

I’m so sorry for spam liking all of your posts. I haven’t watched the anime since I picked up the manga and reading your live analysis on bnha is lowkey nostalgic. I wish I could watch it for the first time again.

Your commentary is so fucking funny and so engaging, it felt like watching a cinema sins video back when they were actually funny and gave constructive criticism. Also, your unbiased media literacy is SO refreshing, I’m obsessed.

Can you tag me next time you update?👉👈

Don't apologize! I love it when people spam like my posts. All I want is for people to have a great time with the blog. I get nostalgic about everything too, so I get you.

Thank you for the compliments! Not cinema sins catching strays, lol. I kind of hate cinema sins. It was funny, but it got too cynical for me. I will criticize the story if I feel like it is warranted, but it comes from a place of loving MHA. It makes me happy to hear that you enjoy it, so thanks again!

I will absolutely add you to the taglist!

[the-tired-protag]

Please read 💛

"I... I need this job."

Owner: @the-mun-blog

Welcome to my rp/ask blog! YIPPEEEE!

I'm a bit nervous ngl ;; heh...

Anyways I would like to introduce myself first and list out some rules and things if you dig my cool ^^

☆ Firstly, you may call me by Mun(aka owner of the blog) I am not comfortable yet with sharing my name, but maybe later on, I will gladly allow you all to call me by it. :]!

☆ Timezone: PT

☆ I am indeed 20 years old, and I can speak both English and Spanish 💖 a fellow 🇲🇽 🇺🇸

☆ I tend to respond slowly because I have shaky issues irl with my hands, so please be kind to me when I take my long time 😭

☆ Also, because I run another blog ( @rody-the-waiter ) so I will be busy with these 2 fhghgggggg ;;

☆ Beware, my drawing style is very inconsistent 😭

☆ I LOVE INTERACTIONS SM SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO INTERACT, YIPPEEE!

☆ I would also like to mention that I may respond with art or sometimes I may not, so please don't get your hopes up too high (ToT), but I swear I will give good responses 💛

☆ Please don't steal or sell my art. If you want to use it for something, just ask me first ^^

☆ My writing style will be

Thoughts: > [blah blah]

Speaking: > "blah blah"

Action: > [blah blah]

I don't have sprites, so please bear with me 😭

I think that's enough about me, ahem... time for rules!

♡ If you bring lore that is from other connections from other blogs that i have no idea of, I will probably not respond because I would not understand ^^;

♡ If I get very, very weird and uncomfortable asks I will delete them. So please try to keep them on a certain level. NO NSFW ASKS PLEASE.

♡ ALSO, PLEASE DON'T SPAM THE SAME ASK OVER AND OVER. IF YOU DO, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A RESPONSE.

♡ It's quite overwhelming.

♡ I may reblog rp starters ^^

♡ I will be responding in 3rd person pov with or without drawings. Depending how busy I might be 👉👈 I hope y'all are cool with that ^^

♡ And yes, you may ask some light teasing asks :D! Bully Protag or make him blush~ I don't mind that!

♡ Lastly, I do draw/write slightly but not heavy 🤏 un poco gore and suggestive things if it was involved in some way to a ask or rp, but never nsfw. I also always put a warning beforehand just in case if people are uncomfortable with those 2 types of things ^^

And that should be all! Yayy!

I DID IT! I FINALLY FINISHED WRITING ALL THIS! YAYYYY! A CELEBRATION 🍾

Nice to meet y'all, I'm so scared yet excited!

Bye bye!

(All art belongs to the creators, Rachel and Ekrix)

Rachel:

Ekrix:

[mamawasatesttube]

okay, i'm going to spam today. mmm damian, jon (as he is in OUR minds), aaaaaaaand. lois.

hell YEAH lets go!! damian first:

Headcanon A:  realistic

he goes to veterinary school. something something not either of his parent's legacies but something of his own that still feels like it's honoring them in its own way (medicine-adjacent. hands to help heal rather than harm. you get it)

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

he pretends not to know english that well in order to make jon explain the "deez nuts" joke he just made. jon is mad about it because he KNOWS damian knows english perfectly well enough to get deez nutted, but damian refuses to drop the pretense until jon glares at him and explains the joke. damian thinks he's hilarious. and he is.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

man this isn't even hc really but do you ever think about the way he is just a little guy who never wants to hurt anyone or anything but he was born into a cycle of violence he never asked for. before he was ever old enough to understand it, there was blood on his hands. it's a guilt he'll always carry. i think he and cass should bond over this btw

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

i dont know what the fuck canon is doing over there at this point but its important to me that he and talia love each other. there can be complexity and nuance to it but he loves his mom. dc shut up and listen okay they love each other!!!!

and now jon (as he SHOULD be):

Headcanon A:  realistic

he grows up with two central struggles: a) the classic mixed kid agonies, and b) the fact that he lives with immense pressure between both of his parents legacies that he can't escape. as a hero, he's superman's son. as a civilian, he's lois lane's son. everyone compares him to his parents, and so does he.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

his puppy eyes are so strong he's literally charmed the shirt off kon's back before. ("hey, kon, i'm packing for that camping trip with my friends this weekend, can i borrow your red--oh... you're wearing it. okay... never mind... 🥺👉👈 unless? 🥺🥺🥺") (kon, actively pulling off his shirt: "YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LITTLE MANIPULATIVE GREMLIN AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.")

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

well now im just thinking of that time you were like haha what if i write a fic where lex luthor kills jon in front of kon. i don't think i can top that. you motherfucker.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

no age-up bullshit. instead he exists in our beautiful postcrisis mishmash sandbox. he's like 4 when kon hatches (unless he isn't because timelines? what are those <3) and he is simply kon's beautiful little baby brother who has him wrapped around his little finger from day one.

AND NOW LOIS!!!

Headcanon A:  realistic

she's the breadwinner for the family. clark works from home/is a stay-at-home dad while jon is little. they have to figure it out a bit whenever superman is needed, but they make it work.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

the first time she visited the kent farm, she stepped in a cow patty and clark laughed his ass off at her, so lois took off the shit-covered shoe and threw it at him.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

having to take care of baby jon during the month clark was dead/"dead" while watching everything go down in reign of the supermen is probably what she would say is the hardest thing she's ever had to do.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

i need her to take tim under her wing for a little while. she sees in him a kindred spirit: a do-gooder, incredibly nosy little fuck. she can enable all of his snooping and sneaky tendencies. she'll ruffle his hair and generally regard him like a weird kitten kon found in the gutter one day and brought home. they go on at least one (mis)adventure.

[weergang]

Hello Tumblr friends, stepping waaaay out of my comfort zone here.

But I've had for years an account over at worldanvil.com (also on Tumblr: @worldanvil ) And yearly they have a competition of who wrote the best thing. (World Anvil World building Awards 2024)

(WorldAnvil is a world building website, where writers, artists, readers, game developers, game players, dungeon master and so on have gathered to write down or keep track of their worlds or fiction or non-fiction. I've been writing about a fictional pirate ship roaming the seas in the current time.)

I've submitted three things for the competition. - In the category Strength and Honour, I've submitted the character article about the Captain of the above mentioned pirates. - I've submitted the whole world to the Best World category - And the timeline.

Why am I (after keeping it a secret for 4 years) telling you this? Because this year everyone, also people who are not on WorldAnvil can vote.

Rose the pirate captain

Red Sunrise, the whole project/world

Chronological events, the timeline of Red Sunrise, listing all the events the pirates end up in.

If you don't have a World Anvil account, the box will ask you for your email address. The email address will only be used to check that not the same person is voting twice. No selling to 3rd parties, no spamming you.

So yeah, 👉👈 Will you vote for those things for me?

Want to read more about the competition or vote for someone else: follow this link

P.S. there is no financial gain or anything for me in this, just the recognition among the community.

[rottingworship]

I reached 100 followers and I love all of you and will give you all kisses!!

I wanna say thanks for being here and also I genuinely adore seeing you all interact with me! I'm very, very afraid (got that sopping wet dog energy 😔) but I want to talk to literally all of you. If you ever wanna talk to me, please do. I'm begging you... Groveling, down on my knees 🙏

I'm waaaay too anxious to start conversations but I love conversations!!! I promise, you won't be annoying me 👉👈

P.S. I reaaaaally love when people 'spam' my notifications. I know some people don't... But when I get notifs i eat them, so really you're feeding me !!

[lukewarmsoapytoast]

UGH the URGE to just spam this acc with angst writing is INSANE. Sadly, I haven’t written a full-length read in a while, I’ve had college classes in the mornings and I get busy in the afternoons. So, my point is, HERE’S SOME QUOTES I CAME UP WITH OR WANT TO USE‼️‼️

Please only reuse w/ credit!

Most of these taken from irl because it was funny 😭

LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINIONS AND WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT QUOTES AND SUCH IN!!!

Quotes

•

"Of course you do, and you’re going to regret those bad decisions in the morning when you’re sober."

“What morning?”

•

“You ignore my requests like they’re food allergies at a foreign restaurant and you wonder why I wanna hang out with girls more.”

•

“I wish I could love you, too.”

•

“It’s because I’m in love with you.”

“Because you wha—oh my god, it all makes sense now.”

•

"Alright, alright, I’ll tell you. But you can't laugh, okay? Promise me you’ll listen without judgment."

“I mean unless you say that you managed to kill a god, I won’t laugh.”

“Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.”

•

“My love…You— You know there isn’t any recovering from this, the medics won’t arrive in time, I-I’ll die. I deserve to be made fun of for being that stupid, but I don’t regret my choice…saving you was my goal overall in life, my purpose, and I succeeded..I can die happy, but you need to let me go, first.”

•

“And how am I supposed to believe you, huh? You wanna bring that fucking whore in to confirm that you still love me? That you regret fucking her over and over, and over, repeatedly, on our own damn bed??”

“[First Name], I—”

“It’s [Last Name] now, that’s what you’ll be referring to me as. No more pet names, no more first name. Goodbye, find somebody else to manipulate.”

•

“Dude, you literally shot me.”

“I was beat as a child, do you hate me, do you want me dead, I know you do, I understand—”

•

“I have a penis and it isn’t mine. ☺️”

“Uhh, what?”

“You heard me.”

“Where r u rn??”

“I’m w ur mom”

“Bruh”

“The party you told me not to go to.”

“Omw.”

•

“If you could have any superpower, what would it be?”

“😈”

“Uh oh? Please tell me you haven’t written an essay about this already and I happened to send that around the time you finished it.”

“I think I'd have the ability to persuade people. It's nothing special but imagine how much success you could end up having and also how many people you could befriend. I like having friends. ALSO you can stop any wars with just a "Stop pretty pls 🥺👉👈" like it's the best superpower. You could save the world with it basically, screw pollution”

“Dear god, keep going. I’m interested.”

“People who wanna fly are confusing, like, go skydiving or something like that, pull a hiccup from HTTYD. And why obtain invisibility when you can just tell people you aren’t there?”

“Wait, you’ve got a point.”

“Somebody asking why we’re stalking them? Hit them with the ‘NUH UH! I’M NOT EVEN HERE, BABY! I’M A HALLUCINATION!’. That’ll win.”

“Oh my god you’re onto something.”

“Someone trying to end the world? Nope. ‘Pretty pls be a good person 🥺’ them.”

“How long have you been thinking about this?”

“Since you asked.”

“YOU THOUGHT THAT UP THAT QUICKLY???”

•

"What if he thinks I'm being dense?"

"Then he'll stop liking you. Problem solved."

Ideas

•

When they're constantly assuring as they lay dying, "I'm fine, I'll be okay, don't worry about me, l'll live." But their final words, whispered, barely audible,

"I don't want to die."

•

“I’ll be there for you”, “I’m sorry”, “I love you”, over and over again. “don’t hurt yourself”, “We need a break”, “I need you”, All of this, but you never mean it. Never. Not when I need you, your mistakes are a record on loop, your love is as present as my father. You don’t care if I hurt myself, especially because you hurt me. Can this break last forever? You need me to do as you say, you don’t need me there.

•

If HS!Gojo had a crush he’d confess like this:

(Texting)

“Let’s go on a date, do you like sex? Lol. <3”

•

Chr picks up a completely dry and closed jar of salsa.

“Salsaaaa…”

Something drips on their toe.

“Is…Is it wet?”

Frantically checking the jar for water droplets or cracks. Nothing.

“Excuse me???”

Confused.

“WHY???”

Concerned.

•

Father telling small adopted demon child to stay behind while they search for a plushie.

"Perhaps you should stay here, honey. This is no place for a child anyways. I'm sure we don't want you getting kidnapped by some kind of murderer, do we?"

"👹" Foaming at the mouth.

"Dear god, what have I done?"

•

Two characters arguing in a group chat over who’s hotter and it turns into an argument over who would be a better boyfriend to you. This is how you make your grand entrance.

“What did I just stumble upon at this very unfortunate hour. I wish to die.”

[perma-pent-up-virgin-girlthing]

hello my darling puppy,

have you been a good pup today? so happy to hear you got your brain rewired, n that you're good as new <3 you're just the picture perfect little permaslut, huh? nice n unused. i love pretty little loser girlthings like you. i adore how eager you are to help, and how obedient you are. and what i lost the most? squishing your pretty little faces in between my thighs while you look up at me with the most pathetic puppy eyes as you suckle on my clit.

since i know you've been good today, i'm gonna give you a treat. gonna tell you all the things i want to do to you; starting with how much i wanna fuck your face until you're crying for me. i want your face decorated and smeared with your tears and all of my fluids by the time i'm done with you. i want to lean back and be able to admire my work, my hands gripping onto your hair, moving your head however which way i want to get a good look at you.

also want you making out with my puckered asshole, kissing it, tonguing it, just like you do with your pathetic little toys. your lips, your tongue, your nose, i want to feel it all. truthfully, i'd love to turn your face into my own personal fart cushion. my ass is honestly lethal and my gas tends to linger real bad. i don't always wanna deal with that, and i think you'd be the perfect fartslut to help me. what do you think?

another option would be being seated in your lap. my ass spread so i can feel your cage directly against my asshole, my farts vibrating against it as i rub your caged clit against it. or even just having it rest snugly beneath or in between my ass cheeks. i wanna watch your every reaction, wanna see how being marked by my ass stink would make you whine for me, or even squirm beneath me.

on a sweeter and softer note regarding that kink <3 i'm always having to deal with a messed up stomach. gas pains, tummy aches, and so on. i'd love nothing more than to have my little helper rubbing, kneading, and kissing at my upset stomach while i run my fingers through your hair; perhaps while i'm scrolling through my phone, stealing glances down at your pretty self with a smile.

and lastly, what i've really been thinking about. is helping you with your anal training. poor baby shouldn't have to be doing that all by yourself all the time, and i could stretch you out so well, n fuck your toys into you so nicely if you let me.

either way, i'd just love to play with you. and ik you'd love to play with me too.

-🌷

I am. Physically very warm reading all of this/pos

I don't know if I'm blushing or if my entire body is just hot with heat my tummy and crotch definitely are hot with rut and heat rn

Uuhhhhh-

- Today has been pretty good. Haven't done a whole lot besides cleaning since going to be out a bunch tomorrow cuz there's going to be bug bombs set off to deal with a roach issue in my apartment. Not my favorite thing to be out of where I can't spend time plapping, but also I got to go have lunch and do some fun stuff so that's nice ^^ today's been dreadfully boring though. I admit I'm kind of. Wanting to get more asks like this 👉👈 I'm a little dumb slut for such people who come give me such huge helpings of food for thought. It's the kind of stuff that motivates me to be a better slut and in further stay caged and keep up on my conditioning ^^

- I'm sure there are ways I could improve being a better permaslut, but suffice to say I do my best! I live to please others cuz arguably it feels better than just pleasing myself all the time shshshd getting to hear the noises and see the faces people make- and also being praised degradingly,,, I LOVE that yes yes please that's me I'll be a good permaslut loser virgin yes please- this includes just being inherently good at begging. Hell my keyboard has a pre-existing key combo for just spamming "please" over and over if that says anything- and that's not even without the obvious fact that I can go on and on about my horny thoughts and analyze what others say, processing it out loud. And so on.

- Being pinned between your thighs. And being face fucked and marked up with your fluids. And. Getting to worship your clit. And your puckered, musky, gassy hole... Helping you relieve yourself, and keeping you from smelling what is ultimately only stink a loser permavirgin slut like me is meant to huff so you don't- definitely was already thoughts I had in my head, but seeing them put into words by someone else. Greatly. Excites me. So much. Makes me want it sooo so so sooo sooooo sosoosososo bad dhdhdhdh I wanna be a good toy for you 🥺

- also on its own the idea of being fucked physically and somewhat mentally so much I cry [which is hard to do] and have smeared makeup and smell like someone's holes and slick fluids?. Not only would be an achievement for someone else to have because no one's done that to me yet per se- but also i just. I need that. So bad. My clit. Throbs at the idea of my mouth and nose being grinded onto until ass is all I can smell. Or my clit being used to grind on and make someone leak all good. Hell. Making someone feel so good they fart and maybe even pee a little on my cage and mark me up as theirs,,, nsjdjddb I don't even think my brain can fully comprehend the desire I have for that because finding words for it is really hard so the best I can say to that is- [loud and audible whining followed by metal pipe.sfx's]

- On the bit about yanking my hair, I very much would be down for that. I have sensitive n pretty long hair actually. I already crave the idea of being pet, so. Having it yanked on is kind of part of the idea of me having it long, haha~

- I am. Drooling. Hungrily. From both ends. Rereading above. And I'm probably going to keep doing that for quite a few times now.

- Real talk it would actually be really nice to have somebody help out with my butt slut stuff. Besides just generally needing to upgrade my toys a little once I have the funds, I also kind of struggle with the angle department. Mostly a combination of scoliosis, shitty knees, and some bad stamina issues I haven't worked out yet. I have very distinct notes made on some tips I got from someone a couple months back when it came to some proper fucking motions as well as advice on sizing down [I've concluded I don't really like 7 inches for fucking. More of a girth gal than a length one I'd say]- but also there's just something really special about the idea of being pushed down and lovingly rubbed and caressed and kissed while my hole is prepared and then stretched out, and then. I mean I don't really have much experience with what happens after that point even in my own time, given the results I have had from self fuckin with 7 inches is... Less than favorable. So. Getting somebody to help me with a much more comfortable experience would be really really really funny and sweet and I'd be so fuckin grateful and also. I'd possibly be a bit seduced by it, but then again the range of seducing me goes between cooking me good food and then pinning me with your fat ass and smothering me with farts. Really could go in either direction. Plenty people know this about me lol

- Admittedly I'm losing track of my thoughts between the amazing words and my own lengthiness + it's like midnight right now. But. You made me smile and giggle a lot :] I'm kind of a dumb slut and I think if I did not get some mushy brained I might start touching myself between my legs even with the cage, but. Am such a good girl I can't even think about how I would begin to do that. So. I am. Gonna beat my balls a lil and then. Have nice lovely dreams about all this. Soooo thank you pink flower anon<33

[minevn]

how does everyone text?? something tells me yani does emoticon overkill 😭

Old! Minato: An EXTREMELY dry texter. Also texts you "good morning" and "good night" no punctuation, all lowercase. One time he TRIED texting more cutely and it was HORRIFYING. "heya MC✋ how was your day today sending lol🥹" doesn't use emojis properly. doesn't know abbreviations either

New! Minato: He still texts you good morning and good night every day, he also makes sure to check up on you through out the day, one to make sure you're safe and also to keep you company if you need/ want it. He uses emoji's moderately and has a more upbeat texting style. "Hey MC! Good afternoon, thought I'd check up on you and make sure you're okay😊" He also uses abbreviations, but only if he's in a rush, or tired.

Haruto: Very punctual. Always sends good morning, good afternoon, and good night texts. Checks up on you throughout the day. "Good afternoon, dear. How was work today? If you need me, let me know right away. Love you." Doesn't use emojis or emoticons.

Jun: Not super punctual. Always sends good morning and good night texts, even if they first start texting you in the afternoon. Always uses exclamation marks and emojis. "Good morning ✨cutiiiiiie✨~!" "You wanna come shopping with me🥹🥹🥹?" "PWEASE🥹🥹🥹!" "I miss you already🥹" "I NEED my daily dose of the cutie on the other side of the screen💖💖" Spams short texts

Hoshi: Kinda dry?? "Yo. Hang out with me today. I'll pick you up at 6, k? k" Sounds rude and demanding over text.

Habiki: just...doesn't text you. He's a caller.

Kage: Takes a LONG time for them to start texting you. Probably starts off super dry cause that's all he can manage, but gradually warms up to talking to you over text. uses text tones when he doesn't know how to word things. "Hey Mc? Can you get some more ramen for me please? sorry /gen"

Kei: Also super punctual. He always texts good night but only sometimes texts good morning. "Thank you for hanging out with me today, Honey. Good night. I love you and I'll see you tomorrow💚"

Yani: You were right. EMOTICON OVERKILL!! "HIYA MC(>‿◠)✌ SAYYYYYYY wannna maybe...hehe...come hang out wif me🥺👉👈 I got mew(─‿‿─) GAMES \ ˚▽˚ /" I don't know how else to explain this texting other then just showing you.

[chaoslynx]

hi! would you consider posting what you wrote for the kiss prompt on ao3? I think it would be easier to find if someone wants to do a reread. I don't know what you think about it? 👉👈

I have considered posting my Tumblr drabbles on ao3, but my main concerns are tagging them (since I'd probably put them all in one document and their tags vary wildly) and then both the effort to upload all of them and the concern of spamming ao3 and everyone's emails with the updates, since I have over 100 drabbles hidden here on my Tumblr.

If it's something you guys really want, I'll definitely do it, and I'm open to suggestions on how! For now, though, all my drabbles are under the tag #prompt fill on my Tumblr, which is also linked in my pinned post!

[silent-scribbs]

I was on a posting spree minimum on Twitter bc easy on comp So now that portfolio day is passed and stuff is less mess kinda, I can finally slow back down to my normal schedule (Twitter on Mondays and Tumblr on Wednesdays💜)

So that's what I go do! The schedule is in place for me so that I am posting consistently, but not burning/stressing myself out by doing it daily or every other day and having nothing made/done Besides giving me time for art (4 days worth not including day between posting), it also means I can technically have a life outside of the internet XD Even tho I don't since I have no irl friends near and no job and don't drive

This will not stop me from wanting to check my notifs, and also spam-liking 90% of what I see on twitter notifs for ppl I follow bc FOMO (plus I just like all the art I see and such)

Some silly fun stuff

Currently making a comic where my WH sona is introduced and Wally learns about sneks. sorta. It's on paper and one of my phone screens is now 98% not visible, so I can't rlly take a pic. I'll try and make digital version tho bc the paper version won't be 100% 👌

Also I got a list of things I'm gonna be trying to make/do/finish

Minimum 1 animation (I have a wally one that was a test)

Finish digital painting of Wally (and make the apple LESS PEACHY)

Some of my Welcome Home persona sketches

John Doe bc I wanna get back to the boi 💜

Figure out more stuff to animate/draw

Stuff of my OCs ig lmao

Oh I also need to make an official commissions thing -,_-, I'M CONSTANTLY OPEN TO SOMEONE ASKING ABOUT COMMISSIONING ART FROM ME, I just don't have my info out in the open publicly bc the effort required to make images for it (and also I'm worried that I'm either too specific or not specific enough constantly, but that's why ppl ask questions)

You can always request smth tho 👉👈 I'm open to trying new things even tho I'm super perfectionist about stuff

[jellibelli123]

Fr tho! They're soo meme poisoned that they'll toss aside any morality just to get their kick!

Against Ai? "But the memes it'll make" is the core example I point to that these idiots puke.

Rotted critical thinking, and poor logical reasoning, I have not found a single ai bro or memer who lacks these traits;

> incoming ai vent not directed at you < Can't wait for them to find out where these lazy fucks/bullies place will be once more when the owners of the ai make the ai start auto-generating itself.

"Its new opportunities, new jobs!!" Adapt fuckers, come on, adapt. Awwwhhh you can't keep up with something that is not just meant to replace artists but also you? Tsk tsk "Survival of the fittest" ai bro loser. Have you tried perhaps sucking the owner's cock some more? Maybe that trickle down economics of Capitalism will reach you if you did that harder. :3

"It's progress, a future we all need that will benefit humanity" New tech never fixed a society, I love the enthusiasm but let's come back down from cloud 9, the owners don't want you up there with them unless it's to serve them. Otherwise get back to the mines and sewers where your pains are more entertaining for them. And there are far too many cons to bringing generative algorithms in (bty its not ai, its generative algorithms; this isnt the movies where ai has come alive or is a person that can learn new skills. That's just the buzzword these companies shill to delude you into buying their snake oil and believe that a human coding in a new line of code equals it self learning.)

Also progress never ever meant more of something. Ai content spam (which is what these fucks intend to make it or want from it) will not ease your woes, it will not decrease prices either. Remember Netflix? Did they keep their decreased prices once blockbuster was out? No, they didn't. And "natural inflation" (🤣) wasnt the cause either.

All it is is more money being wrangled up into the chasm pockets of the owners and generations long capitalist class. You will never get a piece of that action because they took it and all the new ones that pop up. That's how capitalism went, and why Imperialism and capitalism go hand in hand to this day.

"But it'll get us better content than the lazy hollywood artists ever did!" Who do you think the ai is trained off of dumbass! And the bad content isnt because of lack of ability or enthusiasm, they got stiffed. The project wasn't funded nor managed properly because the owners and managers find it easier to do less for the same paycheck, and more money for their stocks. (Kinda why layoffs happen at the end of each year, to artificially bump up that income line) The guys making the content have to balance what they are paid with spending extra time to do something they want to do that could have been focused on getting other income to eat and survive on a basic level, and spend time with their families. You can't just keep people at work while stripping their income without causing fissures, they need a certain level of income before they are forced to look elsewhere! Ai won't fix those problems and you aren't going to get anything different from what you've been handed because once ai hits its profit equilibrium, its going to degrade as its foundations get ripped out to boost up the infinite growth fallacy Capitalism is!

"You're coping soo hard rn (or insert some ad-hominim" A common fallacy used when one's beliefs are challenged, easily uprooted and disposed of aka yur feewees gots hurts and u cants handle it 🥺👉👈 Cry more ya bullies, I came from a cult and know your kind 🤣

The internet is so fucking weird to artists who make anything interesting "thanks! I hate it" "this is cursed" "i love this but i hate this" you realize some people aren't drawing memes all the time right and art can be a medium of expressing complex feelings and writing off ppls expressions as a joke is so weird i hate meme poisoned weirdos