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(for real tho they should absolutely have brought their friend the grave cleric and their friend the dunamancer along to this fight)
#esp since like the grave cleric would be WAY more useful than a blood hunter/swashbuckler in this fight lmao#also then uhhhhh taliesin would have a better understanding of how to play the character...#and not be tryna figure out how to play on the fly...#like obvs it's his choice!#I just think it was a bad choice lmao!#esp when taliesin does not do well under pressure... esp esp when put on the spot...#but also I just hate kingsley lmao#also I'm mad bc caduceus is the only taliesin character that I actually like lmao#ALSO ALSO the mighty nein ft caduceus instead of molly is legitimately the BEST team the cast have ever created#like the SYNERGY. the TEAMWORK. they are PERFECT together#kingsley throws off the balance... also he's a little shit and he hasn't earned it...#don't mind me I love bitching#cr spoilers#cr lb#critical role
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(talking about your new post)
I expected Blue and ink , BUT DREAM?????
I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO DO THAT
(Of course considering if they even knew they were getting ambushed, but if none of them knew that the MTT was there it is also very funny )
(The post in question)
Yeah when I wrote it I was thinking of them accidentally decimating the MTT boys while trying to get away but @bobateaboo had tags about the stars not even realising they were there and just knocking them out and it was way funnier lol
(But also, I think Dream should get to choose violence every once in a while. as a treat)
#UTDR#UTMV#Ask#Anon#I hope you don't mind the tag!#I just thought your tags on that post were really funny#When I was writing it I was thinking of the scene from scary movie#Where Cindy pushes like a bike and a grandma and a piano down the stairs at ghostface#Dream just absolutely obliterating Dust with too much force while running away is such a funny image to me#But the idea that Nightmare bitches to Dream about beating his boys during their home invasion and Dream is like ''what home invasion??''#Is also incredibly funny and I love it
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Vincent: "You mean to tell me you don't believe in things that go bump in the night?~"
Lovely: "Oh my god I'm gonna end up like those unsolved murder mysteries they talk about on those stupid ass podcasts aren't I-"
#redacted audios#redacted fandom#redactedverse#redacted lovely#redacted vincent#simplytalks#I know I made a lil sketch comic about this but like#You can't convince me otherwise that this thought DIDN'T come across their mind at least once when they met Vincent#Like you're trying to prove monsters don't exist in an abandoned theme park and then it hits you#“Murderers and criminals still exist oh my god why tf did I do this??”#Lovely really be feelin' like that dumb blonde bitch in those slasher movies that gets killed off first
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I'm cracking up so much right now like....I really did it, wtf XD
First I wanted to go like "this is not my fault, this is @mechazushi's idea", but to be honest.. I had so much fcking fun with this.. ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )
The idea is just *glorious* and so fcking stupid, it's perfect again.. https://www.tumblr.com/mechazushi/754110618707066880/so-this-isnt-so-much-an-incorrect-quotes
So this was her original post, the idea sprouting, so to say :D
Credit on your brain rot, it's hilarious @mechazushi :D
The less I get done in RL - the more creative I get, it's such a horrible curse..
Should I do a split up version of this as well, I wonder..? Like..all of them in seperate pics? (¯―¯ ٥)
#It feels weird to tag this with kn8#what will the world think of me#well I love it#kn8#kaiju no 8#dumb fanart#lol#also I was like - i make kind of a quick doodle#but no - my brain was like “render it bitch”#like whaa..?#“and make them GLAM”#but why.....#“CAUSE IT'S FASHION BITCH”#my fav is Hoshina as always#that pose I'm very proud of lol#did this in a LOL-Fanart years ago similar and kept it in muscle memory app..#did you see how gloriously I censored that shit.#*patts own shoulder*#*cracks up again*#i love doing dipshit stuff#oh yes- i want to apologize to haruichi and akari... i ruined you guys lol..#hope u don't mind#you know what#this was kind of a funny practise on doing people#and diff bodie styles#also new fear unlocked - high heels#icy's art
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i gotta speak my truth but the audacity crystal had to bash edwin for talking often about having been to hell when at every chance and opportunity she got she started bitching about "not knowing who she is" yada yada yada like girl be for real
#dead boy detectives#crystal i love you but stop being a hypocrite pls#i mean i don't mind her bitching but she had no right to get mad at edwin omg#crystal palace#edwin paine#edwin payne#is it just me?
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I saw it in your tag game post that you're also fond of the Apollo-Heracles conflict 👀 for a myth that appears in only a couple of sources, it sure has a lot of presence in the vase paintings (no seriously, everytime I think I've seen the last of it, I find ten more)
SO do you have any favorites among the paintings that represent this story??
OMG OMG THIS ASK IS A GIFT. IT IS A GIFT THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT THIS
I also think it's extremely interesting that it's a story so popularly portrayed by vase paintings and in such a variety of ways!! It's certainly one of the stories that gets left out of written compilation of Heracles' legend a bit (which is a shame, I think it's a fantastic story) but Apollo had a very peculiar relationship with Heracles in general that I just kind of find amazing (and very, very funny).
Apollo is not a god with any legitimate grudge against Heracles, but he does argue with the mortal a bit like he argues with his favourite brothers 😂Part of why I love the story of Apollo and Heracles fighting over the tripod so much is that it is such a little brother thing for Heracles to be upset with the proclamation his elder brother has given him and so, he throws a great fit, taking up the chair and declaring that he'll just give himself a better prophecy! And Apollo, instead of being a marginally professional big brother, decides to fight him for it until their father has to break up their cat-fight. Like was that not just the plot of the Homeric Hymn to Hermes? Is this not exactly how Apollo treated Hermes when he was a child and now those two are inseparable? 💀
Because of this, my favourite vase paintings tend to be the ones that highlight the personal squabbling between Apollo and Heracles the most. There are some very elaborate ones that have the full host of them - Athena, Heracles, Apollo, Artemis, usually a dog and a doe, I've even seen a couple that had birds and plants etched on them, but the simplest ones that show Heracles about to bonk Apollo with his club out of frustration or depict Heracles nyooming away from Apollo while Apollo (presumably) yells curses about how he's going to fling Heracles head first into Tartarus for daring to take his things? Yeah, those are the premium big brother/little brother things I'm looking for.
(Photo. Marie-Lan Ngyuen)
(Photo. Museo Claudio Faina)
Also the one in the Theoi.com archives is a real classic - perfect energy.
#ginger answers asks#Thank you SO much for letting me talk about this even a little it always makes me smile#Despite their disputes - if you ask me Apollo was quite fond of Heracles#And I think a big part of why I ultimately come to that conclusion is that Apollo never hinders Heracles or withholds blessings from him#He simply calls him a bitch every time he sees him and then makes his life marginally more inconvenient#like any good older brother let's be so fr#It's extremely charming to see him so playful with a mortal he's not in love with/that is not his son#Other moments of Apollo teasing Heracles includes him trying to convince Artemis not to let Heracles catch her doe when he comes#to fulfill that particular labour (again he doesn't actually try to stop it he just puts up a bit of a fuss about it)#and perhaps another of my all time favourites#Personally luring Heracles into Admetus' house so Heracles can wrestle Thanatos while Apollo rescues Alcestis#I DO NOT KNOW WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE LUNACY OF APOLLO'S ADMETUS/ALCESTIS PRESERVATION PLAN#He really said “No yeah I know a guy don't worry about Death Incarnate” and then Heracles shows up at Admetus' door like this is a sitcom#The laugh track that plays in my mind every time Admetus opens that door sees Heracles and then looks back at the disguised Apollo like#'HIM?? HERACLES?? Heracles who can break me in seven pieces with a thought Heracles???'#And Apollo just gives him a thumbs up and says “feed him well pookie <33”#Genuinely some of the funniest shit I have the pleasure of reading in greek myth#Another reason I don't think Apollo has any ill will against Heracles though is how Apollo reacts when Heracles#loses Hylas in the Argonautica#Or well some versions of the Argonautica - this is also a story that changes wildly depending on the source/compilation#But Apollo is incredibly sympathetic to Heracles' sorrow and kind of decides there and then that Heracles losing one love#should be the return of another and asks that Zeus let Heracles free Prometheus when he makes his descent into the underworld#Similarly it is Apollo who anoints Alcaeus/Alcides the name Heracles (also dependent on the myth source)#They just had a very fun relationship and it's a serious shame that it's not acknowledged more#apollo#heracles#greek mythology#(Also people do not talk about the fact that Apollo grappled with Heracles to a standstill enough actually)
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craving validation from exactly the wrong person. slay
#bpd#actually bpd#bpd thoughts#bpd feels#bpd vent#bpd mood#girl you can't just do this every time you want to talk to someone and they don't read your mind and text you#how to explain to people that i am not just insane in love relationships i'm insane about everyone i know and they are not an exception#baby i have wild and insane platonic abandonment issues too (friends with that guy again but we will absolutely never be as close as before)#codependent best friendship where other person gets pissy and decides not to be my friend all the time#losing my best friend over and over#sometiems bc i was being a bitch but sometimes bc i shared too much about my mental health or said the wrong thing#never knowing what the emotional support threshold is or what the new wrong thing could be#and i was insane and way too attached like codependence has such a nasty side when it's not mutual anymore#and i'm WORKING ON SHIT and taking my favorite people off their pedestals and blah blah blah#anyway guess that still has me fucked up
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Saw a comment describe killugon as 'born to be brothers, forced to be best friends'.
And I just have to say that, out of all the things that have never happened, that has never happened the most.
#if y'all look at your siblings that are within your age group with THIS level of heart eyes know that im actually concerned#i say within your age group because i totally get being 'smitten' with your baby sibling#im six and a half years older than the little fucker contaminating my room and i too look at him with pure adoration sometimes#but that's beside the point#because even then trust that i do not refer to him as my light nor do i wear a lovesick expression every time he crosses my mind#most of the time actually he's an annoying bug i want to squash. like when he greets me with 'hello you stupid piece of trash'.#like boy don't you doubt my willingness to beat you up if you don't behave yourself istg#okay enough my little brother has taken over my sacred tags#anyway what im saying is that these bitches are head over heals in love. they have the fattest crushes on each other.#you know how i know? because i WATCHED THE SHOW#their relationship is so far from brotherly it's insane how you even came to this conclusion#real talk though#obviously yall can interpret aspects of a story like characters themes relationships etc differently and ofc your opinion is valid#blah blah blah#all that crap#but don't expect me to take anyone who says this with their whole chest too seriously#because if you look at kg aka two adolescents that invented the term puppy love but also im-wholeheartedly-devoted-to-you and see brotherly#then i can't help you atp bro you're on your own with this one 😭#killugon#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#hxh#hunter x hunter#my little brother#gotta add him he played a key role in these tags
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listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues
#also the fact that he fakes his dumb stupid little rivian accent because the man was NOT raised in rivia. but i digress#'haha he only says hm!' where were you for every episode when he launched into a speech about the lesser evil. that's like. the whole thing#geralt of rivia will do nothing But talk once you let him. don't give that bitch a chance! he'll start up about honor again!!!#convinced that most of this is because netflix show insisted on showing us him around jaskier so much#and jaskier does not shut up. love him to death. but geralt genuinely does not have time to get a word in edgewise#i will admit that this is something that i had to learn by reading the books and paying more attention to it#but it's not like he DOESN'T do it in the show. if you ever sit with a witcher episode transcript for whatever reason#and really take a look at geralt's lines. man he talks a whole fucking lot.#again cannot emphasize enough that he Monologues. HE TALKS HIS WAY OUT OF SO MANY SITUATIONS.#me when i look filavandrel of the elves in the eyes and 'hm' at him and he lets me go. no bitch he monologued!!!!#terrible. terrible. let this man speak. if i see you fanfic bitches continue making him talk in sentence fragments again i'm gonna kill#as for my own fanfic. i will always prefer a geralt who talks too much to be believable over a geralt who barely speaks at all.#both because i believe in letting him speak his mind which he OBVIOUSLY likes to do. sideeyes him.#and because it's just fucking boring and a little annoying to read speech patterns that don't sound like how people talk.#cough cough lan wanji the untamed. man i'm not sitting here and reading this motherfucker's two word sentences#let him speak!!!!!!#anyway.#geralt of rivia#the witcher#fanfic
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I know you like Young Justice 98 so I have to ask what you think of my favorite problematic girl Greta Hayes.
I LOVE GRETA SO MUCH.
Greta Hayes is my favorite bbygirl ever. i think her backstory is super interesting and i wish DC had done more with the whole Warder concept, exploring other Warders and what her relationship could've been with them. i just love the like. duality of her? the way she appears pretty shy and timid but has this really deep, explosive anger to her. she's a hot mess and i love her dearly, she can do no wrong in my eyes. the only moment i didn't like with her was when she and Steph fought, but i blame that more on the writers bc "two girls must have a crush on the cool main character and fight over him" just happens a lot in comics.
i lost my shit when Stargirl: Lost Children brought Greta back. i'm so happy she's back around and i think Lost Children was an interesting plot to explain the concept of all of these teenage heroes and sidekicks getting lost to comic book limbo. i wish Anita had also been in Lost Children but, i'm happy for the scraps of Greta we got bc if you'd asked me before if we would ever see her again, i would've said probably not. i hope the New Golden Age stuff does more with her and i'm delusional that we'll see her reunite with Young Justice, or at the very least Bart, since that's who she mentions being friends with in Lost Children.
i do ship her with Tim, i fear. i think her crush on him was really cute and how much faith she had in him. and him being the one who was able to talk out of working with Darkseid? just very cute vibes. i do also like GretaSteph, but GretaTim is rlly fun and i wish we had more content of it. whether it be an unrequited love situation where she has to watch him grow up while she's trapped as her age in this life/death limbo, or them actually trying to make it work. i crave to use her more in fanfic, i just haven't thought of stories to easily slot her into yet.
anyway, i love her, she's a doll, she should've been in Young Justice (2019), begging DC to do something with her now that she's officially back in the continuity. give her a mini or something pls DC my kingdom for content of my dumb angry ghost child.
#necrotic answerings#greta hayes#gretatim#timgreta#problematic??? idk what you mean anon she's not problematic at all no sir /j /lh#don't mind her working with darkseid that def didn't happen it's propaganda.#i joke but i did enjoy that arc#esp snapper going “she can't be saved” and tim going “nope i'm just gonna talk to her”#and it worked. bc geta loved tim. cuties i fear.#anyway demanding more content of hal mentoring greta and it actually working out and them being close.#i also think dead dove tim/greta could be kinda fun won't lie#and i'm *mad* the young justice cartoon wasted her#can't believe those fake bitches teased me with her return and did nothing with her.#i'm pretty critical of yj(tv) on this page and I stand by it I could go on and on about my complicated feelings on it#anyway ty anon for asking <3 i love greta#this is clearly a batcest/batfam page but i do like to talk about the other dc blorbos i love
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Watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power for the first time and I think one of the things that gets me the most is Hordak and Entrapta's relationship, idk if it's romantic but regardless.
She's showing the dude actual understanding as a person.
Making him him feel like more than just a failure.
He's more than just the failed clone of Horde Prime, and he's seeing someone else as more than just a tool.
He finally made, at the very least, a real, genuine friend.
Hell Entrapta was even willing to forgo doing SCIENCE IMMEDIATELY because she wanted to spend more time with him.
When the portal was finally finished he didn't even put it on himself, he knew it was all her, and he could admit it.
He wanted her to see their crowning achievement.
Catra and her bold faced lie.
That face broke me.
Just like that lie broke him.
#spop#she ra#she ra and the princesses of power#Hordak#entrapta#Typing these tags out showed me there's gotta be more to it than the show showed so far#This one especially#entrapdak#Just let the broken man have his love for FUCKS SAKE#I get that he's a bad guy#At least for now#But damn the EMOTIONS.#Don't mind me just in here crying into my cats#Fuck Catra#The show might change my mind#But that shit was fucked#Little bitch ass skrunkle cat bitch#Ain't no tears there but you know they're on the inside
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Pjo show 🤝 pjo movies
Absolutely NAILING poseidon and sally dynamic
#THEY JUST GOT IT#to all of u bitches who told me i was crazy and that poseidon never loved her or percy. please suck my dick#particularly if you changed your mind after watching that ep because i have been telling u for YEARS and u just didn't listen#lol this is a tad aggressive but you don't understand i am on top of the world this is my legacy
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people who think i can't be a hater AND enjoy a show don't know the first thing about media consumption
#i remember criticising a show for being fatphobic#and it's a show i love mind you#and one of my classmates was like “oh so you do categorize certain bodies as fat?”#BITCH??? I'M LITERALLY FAT#no offense but girl you've never experienced fatphobia in your entire life I don't think you're the onr trying to lecture me#and trying to corner me wifh stupid words#anyways she was like my professor 🤓☝️ said that criticising a show always makes you enjoy it less#maybe you're not capable of loving and hating a show at the same timr#but I watch supernatural so#i would argue that criticising show you like for its shortcomings is also a form of love
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unpopular opinion: there is no point in the show in which jeid would have made sense. jj never seemed interested in him, and his feelings always felt misconstrued and misplaced. they never had that kinda chemistry.
#r.text#unpopular opinion#jennifer jj jareau#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#anti jeid#furthermore i didn't even realize they were actually friends until jj made him henry's godfather#even that decision doesn't make sense to me#especially considering she didn't trust him alone w henry until he was like what 5 or 6??#what episode did they get drunk n hungover? y'all know the one#maybe that doesn't stand out to most ppl but idk#me? im not finna make someone my child's godparent if there's a point in time that i would b worried about them being alone together#like at any point#why would i make u a godparent when im worried bout if u can take care of them without me#the trust is the point n canonically it wasn't there#they always read as older sister/younger brother who love each other#are there for each other during hard dark times#but aren't really close cua they share no commonalities#i genuinely don't understand how ppl see anything but#that said yeah even jeid as best friends doesn't really make sense to me#she's never really interested in him enough for that to ever make sense#she doesn't even ever care to listen to his lil infodumps#which contrary to fandom beliefs she doesn't have to listen to him if she doesn't want to#her not wanting to doesn't make her a bitch either#criminal minds
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I just listened to a couple songs from current female artists who... all sound the same. Like they've all got that one particular kind of breathy pretty flawless voice. The way 90% of female singers seem to sound nowadays. It drives me bonkers. The only good thing about it is that it makes me feel like, "well, I may not have a very professionally-trained-sounding voice, but thank god I don't sound like THEM at least".
#there are a lot of specific things about my singing voice that i would like to work on#but i definitely don't ever want to lose my scratchy twangy messy scrappy sound#i fucking love that i don't sound like every other female singer out there and i don't ever want that 'trained out of me'#don't mind my bitching#i'm just resentful that the potential variety of female voices is so limited in popular music#meanwhile the men are out there with all these unique fantastic sounds and doing very well for themselves#tom waits; neil young; bob dylan; willie nelson; herbert grönemeyer; udo lindenberg; axl rose; joe strummer; etc.#you could argue that any of these guys don't sound 'pretty' (i would personally disagree. but i could understand the argument)#but each of them has a fucking fantastic voice AND they sound like THEMSELVES! you can't mistake those voices for anyone else!#ugh ugh ugh ugh i want there to be more expressive weird-sounding variation in women's voices#why are we all supposed to sound 'pretty' - and not just pretty but pretty in the EXACT SAME WAY?!?#drives me up the fckn wall. i swear to god sexism is SO ubiquitous#cosmo gyres#tag rant#about music#my music
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I've romanced plenty of characters at this point, but Ifan is the only one who's ever shared his snacks with my character. Also, gave her a flower (okay, drugs, it was flower-shaped drugs). And a rare mushroom as a means to poison her enemies. All that completely casually, in a single conversation, without ulterior motives. I'm just saying.
#Divinity#Divinity: Original Sin 2#DOS2#Ifan ben-Mezd#he just kept pulling things out of his pockets and giving them to her and probably had zero idea how endearing that is#he's like 'here's something to snack on'#'and here's something if you need a guy dead'#'and here's something to take your mind off things as a treat'#Alistair gives you a rose#and Karlach takes you out to dinner#but only while you're romancing them#Gale claims that he cooks BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM DO IT - I guess I just need to believe it happens#Astarion is alright parting with his wine during the party but you have to take initiative#though at least Kaidan cooks for you on screen even though Shepard at first bitches about it for some reason#like girl appreciate what you have there because as far as I'm concerned that's rare#sci-fi women and their progressed society#I guess the point is that if you give me food I may love you#not that I don't carry tons of food in my bag in this game already but still
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