#don't BOO ME i'm RIGHT-

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

The reason why joel and ren dont get along is cause both are dumb as fuck wolves /nsrs

Inside Trafficblr there are two wolves...

[moonlightflower-queen]

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

each ship in a nutshell

nuzi: slowburn fluff with some hurt/comfort sprinkled in there

vuzi: enemies to lovers, skipped the friends part, now they won't stop making out

juzi: "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" "I AM TRYING TO KILL YOU"

[pastrydragon]

Zelda TOTK spoilers below (Kinda, not really)

Can someone please write a fic where instead of getting all weepy and depressed when he finds out about Yona, Link cuts her off at the word fiancé to ask where Sidon is, and then scales a mountain just to see Sidon open his big arms for a hug and then sucker punches him in the stomach? I feel like given how we see Link handle all his other problems this would be more in character, and funnier. Thank you!

[alivedean]

good omens crack → 15/?

[fbfh]

leo with baby fever? 🥹

i've always wondered what would he be like with babies of his own? 🥹💞

AAAAUGH. thank you for this one my dearest darlingest tumblr user pdlrnjlm. I'm violently sobbing over this one /pos. also excuse any egregious typos, I just woke up from a dream where my dyslexic ass couldn't spell "chris evans fine" to the point that autocorrect was beyond useless (and probably laughing at me).

ANYWAY. Leo with baby fever is... lethal. as previously stated, Leo is the motherfucking ceo of "one wouldn't hurt" but he sounds so... convincing when he says it. he says it so sweetly you start to think huh. maybe one wouldn't hurt. within a day or two his fyp is just cute baby fever inducing videos. he casually learns everything there is to know about child development and parenting in a matter of days. he starts treating your cat like a baby, talking to them and holding them on his lap while he works and good GOD if it doesn't start to hit you too. The tension and soul aching need to see you all big and preggers with his baby, your baby that you made together is almost too much. Then one fatal day, you run out of clean pajamas. It’s laundry day, and the only comfy thing you have on hand is a floral mumu from walmart that looks like something a grandma would wear, but you’re desperate and it’s soft and loose and comfy. So Leo, after spending hours rotting his brain with baby thoughts and thinking about how nice it’ll be to be a dad and how fulfilling it’ll be to come home and see a wrinkly little newborn having tummy time on your chest while you’re both half asleep to barrio sesamo playing on the tv. After a full day of ruminating on that, he comes home and sees you in your floral lil granny nightgown and good GOD something inside him snaps. You have this man feeling you up, snarling and growling, purring in you ear before he bites it. Something has gotten into him and taken full control of the primal part of his brain. And let’s be real here. You might as well consider yourself pregnant from the first “c’mon estrella, one or two couldn’t hurt… they’re so little, you won’t even notice them.” into your neck while he hugs you from behind. But yeah. Leo with baby fever is so simultaneously sweet cute fluffy domestic and rearrange your guts at the same time that it’s kind of inevitable. If Leo kisses your neck and rubs your tummy and says “you’d look so cute pregnant, baby…” you’re gonna fold. You have to. No one can resist that. And who would want to????

[eliseliedl]

Sebille's character introduction Divinity Original Sin II 38 / ?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: If I were a Video game character-

Ren: Link.

Nora: Doom Guy!

Pyrrha: Master Chief.

Jaune: ... I was gonna say Isaac Clark, but I appreciate the vote of confidence.

Yang: honestly, that's the most based character you could've picked. Isaac's just a guy, wrong place wrong time, unless he's saving humanity. He's not some genetically engineered behemoth, or an unyielding force of nature, and he's not some destined champion. He's just a guy who wants to live and help people.

Jaune: ... Thanks Yang. I think I needed to hear that.

[sequentialprophet]

Hear me out - Nyla Rose should join the Bang Bang Gang.

Beyond my belief that the barest minimum every faction should adhere to is AT LEAST one woman on the team, consider that her energy matches their perfectly. She would be so fucking fun with the Gunn Boys. And frankly Jay needs a proper second in command.

Thank you for coming to my wrestle talk.

[beesonjupiter]

I am here to deliver a prophecy:

dan and phil and rats

[diatomaceous-worth]

the spies who—

[thanflowers]

i think oc writers should be more annoying about shipping, actually.

[deliciousnecks]

i mean, not gonna lie to you guys. it has been 5 years. colin could also get it.

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

the real reason why shadow and knuckles were cut from unleashed is cuz if they saw sonic's werehog form, they'd have their true gay awakening and be a menace

[alevens]

i've seen people on tiktok discussing whether Zoro or Sanji is the strongest. and i just want to come out to say that y'all are focusing on the wrong issues, "who's more powerful, Zoro or Sanji?" WHO CARES, let's ask the real questions, the raw and difficult ones- who's better at sucking Luffy's cock off?

[scum-belina]

Only chemistry in the building (Mabel and Theo)