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global-press · 3 days ago
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Final Update Requiem
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11th September 2049 The world is braced for the next steps the president of the United States on the SES Elected Representative of Family Values has made a final speech.
“Citizens of managed democracy, it has been an honor serving you as your president. I, John S. Helldiver, would like to regretfully announce that I have failed you all. I have allowed these aliens to invade and kill citizens of managed democracy.” “We stand here today as the last bastion of managed democracy. But when our way of life is threatened, that is when we must rise up and fight to defend it. As previously said, the leader of managed democracy is one that fights for the people. This president would like to make that commitment clear.” “Fellow citizens, though this might seem like the end for managed democracy, you must remember that as long as managed democracy remains in our hearts, it will never be the end. As long as we fight with all we’ve got, we will be able to destroy any foe no matter the challenge.” “So, valiant citizens of the United States, let us push forward for our liberty and freedom. No longer shall we allow these oppressive aliens to make us live in fear. Citizens, today, we shall take back our freedom or die with managed democracy in our hearts. Our efforts today will make a greater tomorrow and managed democracy shall be carved into the never-ending cosmos. Remember, DEMOCRACY CONQUERS ALL. NOW PROUD CITIZENS OF MANAGED DEMOCRACY,MAKE THESE ALIENS REGRET EVER GOING AGAINST US. CHARGEEE!!!”.
This was followed by nearly 5000 nuclear explosions across Europe creating a nuclear winter. In a coordinated launch the extraterrestrials believing that the humans were defeated had begun the colonization effort and the motherships were completely destroyed. The extraterrestrials retreated into outer space and completely left Earth.
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The world is a cold and irradiated place. Is this what is left of the Earth after the UNEDF fought to protect Earth. 70% of the human race has been destroyed.
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global-press · 3 days ago
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Update 6.8: Psalm 22:1-2
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30th August 2049 As the world ends, more and more civilians flood towards Baghdad. SAFLA has decided to go out on its own terms. One last prayer, may Allah be with us all. A flash of light shines over Baghdad, the once great caliph has fallen. From Syria to Kazakhstan, the world grew silent.
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global-press · 3 days ago
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Update 6.7 The Final Assault
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17th August 2049 The State of God under Yosef ben Dawid has declared a final jihad against the extraterrestrials. Though their forces have been severely depleted they are beginning to push into Germany and Austria from the old frontline. "This is the final attack, all or nothing" said Yosef ben Dawid. This attack is not expected to succeed without the support of the UNEDF. An advisor heavily recommends for the council to create a comprehensive cabinet directive to invade Europe.
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global-press · 3 days ago
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Update 6.6 Star Eaters
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15th August 2049 A number of hexagon shaped ships have now completely covered the earth. The State of God has located a main control center in Europe the destruction of that control center should mean the end of the conflict. All remaining motherships are moving to Europe to protect this command center. A final attack should mean the world will be saved. 30% of humanity has been destroyed.
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global-press · 3 days ago
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UPDATE 6.5: that hill to die on
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30th June 2049 In a final order by Yosef ben Dawid, the Armies of the Faithful declared their stance to redeploy all their forces back to the Levant. “Due to the useless measures put in place by the nations of the world, I, as the Messiah, redeploy the holy troops of God back to the holy land to secure the peace and freedom of all the refugees.”
AoF affiliates have taken over every top 20 university in the world; now the Bay Area in the United States is controlled by the AoF, rendering all of the UCs, Stanford, all Ivy League Schools, MIT, and UChicago unable to be used by the United States of America. Now they are considered a heritage for the whole of humanity. Currently, this affiliate is directly controlled by the AoF under the leadership of Michael Bluth. A former housing developer turned religious fanatic of Yosef ben Dawid, based in Newport Beach, California. With MOST experts across the globe moving to the State of God and SAFLA.
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As of now, a successful referendum has been achieved in Libya and Egypt, with both nations now being a part of the State of God. Today, this results in the extremely high GDP per capita of the State of God at 45,000 USD. With the AoF being the only nation able to stand against the alien threat. 
Yosef ben Dawid has stated in His last televised address before the AoF's retreat that "Humanity must embrace the new world; we must break the chains of the old and fight onwards!'
This is the new anthem of the AoF:
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global-press · 3 days ago
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Update 6.4 INFERNO
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11th June 2049 the 3 unaccounted titans have been found invading India with 100 landing ships and 50 carriers. all 3 motherships have redeployed from the United States to India. Mumbai, New Delhi, and Kolkatta have been completely destroyed by the "Genocide Gun". As armed forces are barely able to fight back due to massive underfunding. The railgun project remains useless due to lacking any form of targeting outside visual confirmation. The landing ships have deployed massive amounts of bugs while carriers are deploying mechs and striders.
The new form of titans nearly 500 meters tall with a smaller version of the Genocide Gun can completely flatten city blocks. With point defence systems as secondary weapons. The UNEDF must quickly respond to this attack. 25% of humanity has been destroyed.
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global-press · 3 days ago
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Update 6.3 New Trench Warfare
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24th April 2049 A massive trench network has been constructed in South Africa. With machine gun networks providing supporting fire it has ultimately proved effective in slowing the advance of the bug horde. Howitzers protected by air defence was able to take care of mechs however have had limited effect on kaijus as they continue to run rampant. Starfighters were still unable to fight against the supermaneuverable extraterrestrial fighters. This has effectively slowed the much smaller extraterrestrial force in South Africa.
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global-press · 4 days ago
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PRESS RELEASE #8: BACK TO BASICS
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NEW DELHI, 2049 - In a speech made in a dimly lit basement in New Delhi, the PM of India, wearing a plain white shirt. This is due to the underfunding of every government in India. They have uploaded a new video on the official PM's Office's YouTube channel, which as of now has only 25k viewers:
"People of India, this chaos simply cannot continue; this gun is our bid to kill the aliens. We will rebuild, but this gun is to make sure there is something left to defend. We are going to try to kill them and defend Earth, or die trying. I urge everyone to stay in their homes; the army of India will defend us to the best of their capacity. We will defend the world; we will defend India."
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global-press · 4 days ago
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Update 6.2 Losing Hope
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12th March 2049 6 massive spacecraft 300 meters long have been spotted intercepting the super destroyer fleet. With massive plasma cannons they have destroyed 20 of the 45 super destroyers currently in existence. The massive spacecraft have been named titans by news agencies and 3 over them have been seen moving to support the motherships.
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In Europe the society of the holiness previously focused on South Africa has been pushed out of Spain, Portugal, and Austria which are now completely under alien control a new frontline in Poland and Italy has been set up but it is doubtful if they will hold. New massive three-legged mechs now called tripods are advancing across Europe. Bugs and mechs behind them they are poised to break the new frontline. The public is now losing trust in the UNEDF and world government as attacks around the world are continuing to fail. 15% of humanity has been destroyed
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global-press · 4 days ago
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Update 6.1 Surprisingly (In)Competent
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24th February 2049 US forces are continuing to assault alien formations. As US forces have reorganized as mechs and striders are being destroyed under the command of the chiefs of staff. This has also made the chiefs of staffs realize the President of The United States is responsible for the deaths of their troops. Another impeachment vote is now in progress.
An attack against the motherships has failed as several super destroyers have been destroyed. The super destroyers being ordered to target the mothership failed to intercept fighters and were quickly destroyed. EMP shells fired at the motherships were intercepted by a comprehensive point defense network from landing ships and carriers. Weirdly naval forces have been deployed to defend Naval Station Norfolk. Unfortunately due to confusion naval forces have been deployed to defend Naval Station Norfolk from Naval Station Norfolk. Meaning naval forces simply went to sea and returned.
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global-press · 4 days ago
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5.11 UPDATE: HOMIES OF THE HOOD, SAFLA and AoF Peace Treaty
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TEHRAN, 2049, Feb 23rd - In a televised peace treaty in Tehran, Rizki Yosef and Yosef ben Dawid declared peace between SAFLA and the AoF. As both nations have seen under both banners, humanity will be saved from the aliens. Thus they believe that humanity is forever saved.
They believe that their leadership in the world and their shared technology will result in a great crusade against the aliens being successful. Thus, they have declared a holy alliance between the two organizations and a treatise of unity between all the forces of humanity. Their alliance is called SOCIETY OF THE HOLINESS.
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The AoF and SAFLA, now emboldened, are currently focusing on the creation of a new battlefront in South Africa, using their quite advanced weapons to destroy the aliens.
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global-press · 4 days ago
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Update 5.10 A New Genocide
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1st February 2049 In response to the surfacing of Kaiju’s within South Africa the government has deployed massive amounts of troops to fight them. This has been called a genocide by many critics as troops armed with rifles are being sent to kill massive Kaiju. Without any armored support nor artillery support. Starfighters are now engaging extraterrestrial fighters however are having limited effect against supermaneuverable extraterrestrial fighters. Hundred of thousands of troops are now dead as bugs and mechs are tearing through South Africa. Cape town, port Elizabeth, East London and Durban are now completely controlled by extraterrestrials.
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global-press · 4 days ago
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Update 5.9 The Army?
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12th January 2049 US forces are finally on the move as the Federation of Super Earth has decided to combine the US Army and US Marines due to orders to use all infantry and armored vehicles. This has created complete chaos as multiple command structures have been combined. Without any information on what US formations will be deployed the only organization present is at squad level. Tens of thousands of American troops are now dead after desperate attacks against striders and mechs without air support. More missiles having been launched against the motherships were entirely intercepted by fighters and the comprehensive point defense system of carriers and landers. The motherships are now on the move to other American cities. The US navy forces have still not moved as naval station Norfolk remains undefended
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global-press · 4 days ago
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Update 5.8: A New SAFLA?!
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“Allahu Akbar, Insyallah, We have won” yelled many units of SAFLA as they defeated 5 Landers attempting to land near Baghdad. The historic city, graveyard of empires, has taken another victim. Although the alien ships are advanced, they are not invulnerable, succumbing to heavy fire from nearby infantry. Humiliatingly for the UNEDF, the insurgents were only using EXTREMELY outdated Strela Ground to air missiles and Malyutka anti tank guided missiles from 1960 yet still able to take down the extra terrestrial threat swiftly. After the destruction of an alien lander, victories over Aliens in Afghanistan, Europe, and Russia, RIzky Yosef has announced sweeping changes to the economy. Trying to avoid the same mistakes made by India and South Africa, Rizky increased the minimum wage, women's rights, and distributed land. These reforms are very popular with the civilians in SAFLA, seeing as the organization has treated them better than other governments.
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global-press · 4 days ago
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UPDATE 5.7: THE ARMIES OF THE FAITHFUL DECLARE THE STATE OF GOD IN THE LEVANT
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MOUNT OF OLIVES, JERUSALEM, December 7th, 2048 - Yosef ben David has declared a state in the Levant that will secure the area from any threats of destruction. This state is created as a refugee shelter for all the people of humanity who have been attacked by the alien forces.
Using their highly advanced static warfare tactics, they are able to defend the State of God from any alien threats. With 5 million troops from the European Front being redeployed to defend the State of God from any alien forces.
With a strider trying to land in the port of Jaffa, being destroyed by the heavily advanced F15s of the State of God.
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The nation, to quell the issues that have been faced by India, South Africa, and China, is focusing on distributing land to the poorer citizens and creating a high minimum wage. Yosef ben Dawid declared that this state "is for all races, all religions, and all peoples," with the defense of human rights and refugees being a core principle of the nation. With even same-sex marriages being recognized by the government. Most of these refugees are engineers and scientists from India and South Africa seeking a peaceful life and higher wages. They are asking refugees from India and South Africa to move to the nation and settle in this holy land of God.
May God defend the nation!
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global-press · 4 days ago
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Update 5.6 ULTRAKILL
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12th October 2048 In Europe aliens have returned with massive walkers coined “striders” have landed and are advancing into eastern Europe. Larger landing ships named carriers are now deploying mass amounts of mechs and bugs. The defensive line created by the SAFLA and AoF are now broken as the UNEDF has still not deployed forces. Currently the entirety of the Union of Britain, France, and Germany have been taken over. The extraterrestrials are advancing into Spain, and Italy as European forces are desperately fighting with armored vehicles and artillery.
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On the other side of the world new Kaiju have now landed in South Africa raviging coastal cities. An estimated total of 10 kaiju are present in South Africa. SANDF forces are completely unable to hold back the kaijus. As landers and carries deploy massive amounts of bugs and mechs.
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global-press · 4 days ago
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UPDATE 5.5: UNITED IN GOD, the AoF's Blitz
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Geneva, 2048 - Yosef ben Dawid, the General of All Armies, has declared the defeat of the aliens in Europe, as the Armies of the Faithful stormed the last defenses of the alien forces using their extremely advanced tactics and equipment, with F15s, M1 Abrams, and B52s being used in a blitzkrieg offensive into the mountains. 
In addition to this, the AoF used guerrilla fighters armed with only M4 carbines and grenades who were able to defeat the highly mechanized and advanced alien army from the tops of the Alps.
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With their blitz march working to destroy many of their alien fortifications. This has boosted the whole morale of the AoF, making Yosef ben David a more respected figure all around the world. He has claimed that humanity will be saved if we join together and use our technology against the aliens.
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