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The Summer Tournement | Squire’s Gauntlet
While tournaments have historically been about battle readiness, in this place and age they are more about demonstrating survival skills; there’s various forms of combat, but also obstacle courses, speed tests (packing your gear, assembling a shelter, repairing a radio), a rodeo, etc., and though Knights still compete, the majority of the focus is on the Squires—the tournament used as a proving ground to earn their Knighthood.
With birth rates so low and death rates among knights so high, the Guild of Mothers decided that while a life of service and chivalry (Mars’ Knights being sort of a cross between cowboys, law enforcement, park rangers, and relief aid) is absolutely the most noble of pursuits, if you want to go haring about the Martian wilderness you have to prove you can survive the kinds of challenges you are likely to encounter—
Which means you have to prove you can survive as many of them as can be replicated in an arena, back to back, for three days straight.
If you can survive a tournament, you can survive anything—and if you can’t, you survive finding that out. If you score in the top five you get Knighted, if not, you can try again next summer*.
It’s a good system: in the past hundred years the number of Knights has actually gone up, since their mortality rates have gone down.
The Five Titles awarded to graduating Squires
Black Knight: Best tactics, made least errors/received the least amount of penalties.
Gold Knight: Scored most points averaged over all challenges.
Green Knight: Scored Highest in survival/field challenges (shelter, repairs, foraging)
Blue Knight: Scored highest simulated medical emergencies.
Red Knight: Scored highest in combat (while the titles are equal, this one is generally looked a little askance at. You don’t win by being chivalrous. It’s a necessary skill, but congratulations, you’re very good at violence! isn’t really a title anyone wants in a culture that prides itself on kindness and cooperation.)
*Which is about two years away, as a Martian year is 1.88 Earth years. Squires can apprentice to a Knight as young as 10 (Earth years), but can’t compete until before they are 15 (EY), most decide they’d rather go back to school or do something else with their life, most of those who are set on their course are Knighted in their second or third tournament, between the ages of 17-22 (EY).)
#sunny writes#King Arthur#King Arthur retellings#ka:TCC#not sure i should use the arthuriana tag given how far im stretching this adaptation wise#but what the hey#arthunian#arthuriana#KNIGHTS ON MARS#dragons vs zombies#don’t stop me now~#because I’m havin a good time#HAVIN A GOOD TIME#*Sunny is not having a good time today
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leisure drive down the streets of central london! 💨
well. a leisure drive for one of them anyway.
#don’t stop me now by queen is playing…#good omens#good omens fanart#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#neil gaiman#artists on tumblr
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Vows.
[‼️TRIGGER WARNING: Implied decapitation, blood. Discretion is advised ‼️]
It’s done! Yay! 3 days of work later, but super worth it!
Now- what is going on?? Well. Like the previous post, this comic takes place in a timeline in which the Lamb decides to willingly return the crown, resulting in their demise, yet find themselves brought back to life shortly after by the god of death himself. Why did he do it? What is he planning? What could he possibly need the lamb for? Why won’t he let them rest?
Hopefully all these questions will be answered in further updates (definitely simpler than this comic) but I’ll gladly take asks if anyone’s curious =v=
Sadly I still don’t have a name for the au—but hopefully I’ll settle for something soon! In the meantime I’ll just tag it as “vows to ash au” or smt like that. Until then!
Christ.
#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl comic#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#does this count as narilamb#Idk I don’t think so#but there IS gonna be narilamb in the au so…#narilamb#??? perhaps#boy this formatting was hell#not like that’s gonna stop me from doing it again at some point but uhm#vows to ash au#there now it’s stored in a tag
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[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Don’t Let it Reach the Heart]
Finally! Part 3 is here!! yippee!!! As a refresher, this takes place at the beginning of season 9, when Doc and Xisuma try to boot Etho back up after he shuts down pre-Season 8 Finale, set to the vibes of Joywave’s Destruction from DBHC Etho’s playlist! Ouguguh I’ve been looking forward to posting this part so much; it has some of my favorite shots so far… something about the grey-fade of Doc going into shock, something about the last two pages with xisuma and doc’s expressions… idk!! i really loved working on these :] Hope you’re enjoying the horrific, horrific ride!! =w=
As a partially insignificant but Special-To-Me note: Xisuma has always referred to dbhc doc as “Docm”— this is actually the first time X ever calls him “Doc.”
#dbhc#hermitcraft dbh au#hermitcraft#xisumavoid#docm77#ethoslab#etho#xisuma#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc etho#art escapades#okay. NOW your arm will be missed o7#I just can’t stop giving these robots trauma!!!!! <said like a punch line in a sitcom#said like ‘’what’s the deal with airline food’’#RGHRGJRGH I HAD SO MUCH WITH THESE rubs my little hands together. evilly#hermitcraft au#tw blood#tw eye strain#tw glitch#tw techno gore#tw gore#tw limb loss#let me know if I need to tag any other content warnings!#destruction#joy wave#don’t talk to me about the xisuma calling doc “docm’’ thing it’s very very special to me#dbhc art#dbhc music
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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me
close ups under the cut!
gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins
#my post#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#oh boy here we go#zedaph#tangotek#bdoubleo100#bdubs#rendog#falsesymmetry#stressmonster101#iskall85#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them they’re so…………#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM#i will never draw anything better than that he’s literally perfect#don’t. don’t worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasn’t embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs#i’m also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol ‘MWAH!’ but that’s just because that one’s real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months#i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldn’t much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins#it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try#was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#……..yeah probably but STILL#but i’m really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy#anyways posting this so i’ll stop poking at it i’ve gone ‘okay it’s Officially Done’ like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone#POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDN’T NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDN’T
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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I am not immune to funny crackships.
+ Bonus
#*falsettos your chasitys*#this started out as a ‘aha yea they fucked once in highschool’ joke for me how did I end up here#it went from ‘Teddy: yea man it doesn’t count if your socks are on’ to queer teen situationship in the 90s angst with religious overtones#I would like to blame everyone who has made holybastard fanart/fanfics for converting me#I don’t see them as a long term relationship but more on an active affair between two old high school ‘friends’#I drew these while listening to The Last Dinner Party ans now I can’t stop thinking about holy bastard to some of their songs#‘picture me in bed- under your crucifix- under your long black hair- I’ll see you on Sunday’ are actual lyrics how can I not-#I just impor you to listen (there only 5 songs as of now) and do the same- ESPECIALLY SINNER ITS SUCH A MARK CODED SONG#who would have figured the queer ex religious person would be a sucker for queer relationships with religious themes#grace chasity#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#mark chasity#holy bastard#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#starkid animation#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes must die fanart#npmd fanart#npmd starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art#my animation
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i’m so happy that edwin’s confession didn’t make it weird. i’m so happy they’re “better friends because of it.” i’m so happy they hug each other and touch each other like normal. i’m so happy with how they are. i’m so happy with how charles’s response was handled. i’m so happy
#edwin payne brought back the art of love confessions btw#anyway#their relationship genuinely means the world to me#they love each other so much#and it may not be exactly the same type of love right now#but that doesn’t matter#because the love is still there and it’s still stronger than anything else#and you don’t see that a lot#and i love it#i never got why a love confession would completely ruin a friendship#so i’m glad that it didn’t ruin theirs#(of course it wouldn’t though. in no world would charles stop loving edwin over something like that.#and that’s the beauty of it)#okay i’m normal#edwin payne#charles rowland#dead boy detectives
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🍊 Big Sis Nemona 🍊
my favorite Unovan/Latina Pokémon trainer ever created
Twitter Link
#pokemonscarletviolet#nemona#trainer nemona#rival nemona#Art#Pokémon sv#Had people telling me she’s not Unovan when she obvi met with Lacey when she was younger but anyways she’s Puerto Rican from New York to me#if you don’t like my hcs you can literally follow someone else lol but for certain she’s not from Spain!! But speaks Spanish!!#I love nemona so much man she reminds me too much of my high school self she’s my daughter now idc#pokemon#pokémon#I should seriously tag this but I can’t stop thinking about how much I love nemona did I mention I love nemona I love nemona guys#pawmi#ig#trainer Florian#trainer Juliana#god I hate the sv protags tho I’m never drawing them except thats a lie cause I really like Juliana/Kieran in CONCEPT (narrative mirrors)#I just wish Juliana wasn’t so ugly to draw…
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Wooohoo !! Monster x Reverse Falls au with ultra dupa new lore.
[1/2] — Because next up is ; Stan, Ford, Pacifica anddd Gideon ! Link here when it happens.
I’ll add more info under the cut but here are the basics —
Mason -> Tufted Deer
Mason ‘Dipper’ Gleeful was taken in along side his twin sister by Stan Gleeful. Together with Mabel, they help Stan with attractions.
Mabel -> Caecalia
Mabel ��Ursa’ Gleeful has a lot of trouble getting around, as such where her and her brother lives, the floor and certain walls are made out glass filled with water to allow for safe travel.
Will -> Elf
William Cipher, also nicknamed Will, is an Elf who was enrolled by ‘pressure’ to work for the twins and help them with their deeds. Behind the meek/shy appearance, he’s not very nice or kind.
I had SO much trouble figuring out a coherent storyline….
But here’s what I figured out so far !
Human and fantastic creatures are far from living in harmony; some of the creatures have made their own town cut off from the rest of the population.
One of the only towns is named Gravity Falls. It’s very diverse !
Gideon and Pacifica Southeast are childhood friends, Pacifica having acted as the one Gideon could rely on for the longest time.
Gideon is a phantom, while Pacifica is an unicorn.
Ursa and Dipper are the main event of the town, living in a previously abandoned mansion that was restored and rebuilt by Stan Gleeful.
Ursa is nicknamed that due to matching with her twin — ‘Ursa major’ being a constellation.
While twins, they’re from different species ; their creations was artificial.
Will is…. Well I can’t say he’s planning nothin !!
PS : if you have any questions, go ahead ! It helps with worldbuilding and characters <3
#badly art#monstverse falls#… that’s the tag for now#Monster Falls#Reverse Falls#mason gleeful#dipper gleeful#Mason ‘Dipper’ Gleeful#mabel gleeful#Mabel ’Ursa’ Gleeful#human will cipher#WillDip#trust me it’s there#BillDip#for good measures#Mabcifica#also there#okay they literally have almost no connection to canon#but in my au !!!!!!!#okay okay I’ll stop#I couldn’t wait so I posted them now#but seriously Will should be drawn as triangle I want to but the lore…. the lore is against it#unless ?#yes I don’t know how to draw hands next questionnnn
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Crosshair would def be someone who, despite being lactose intolerant, would order a cheese pizza and then have ice cream for dessert.
#echo: wtf you’re lactose intolerant!#Crosshair: don’t tell me what to do! what am I supposed to do? not eat dairy??#Crosshair later: Echo help I’ve made a horrible mistake#(he will do this again a few days later)#the first few times this happened echo was concerned but now he’s just like *sighs*#Hunter: yeah he does this sometimes he just need to let him and he’ll learn eventually#echo: how’s that working out?#Tech keeps trying to make him drink milk alternatives but the most Crosshair will do is iced vanilla lattes with oat milk#wrecker encourages him and hunter tech and echo are like NO STOP THAT#he’s just like me fr#he’s literally me#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#tbb crosshair#the bad batch#tbb headcanons#bad batch headcanon#bad batch headcanons
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Get what I deserve
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Have some Ted doodles- as a treat.
#was counting up all the times I’ve drawn my little guys and Ted is now at around 71#highest of the hatchetfield characters for sure#he’s just fun to draw#I get it Tinky#I understand your obsession#did these while listening to exam review#rip long hair Ted#never gonna stop thinking of you#yall ive got so many WIPs it’s crazy#after exams are over I’m not going to stop drawing#anyways how’re you#hope you’re doing well#all good things i hope#I don’t feel like going and grabbing my fact book so today you get one off the top of my head#fun fact: contrary to popular belief- tomatoes are not fruits; they are a category of vegetable called fruit vegetable#there is a heart scene in Stardew Valley with Demetrius and Robin in which Demetrius asks you if a tomato is a fruit or vegetable and#if you say vegetable he gets all huffy#this frustrates me because he says ‘oh you are a farmer you should know’ and DUDE I DO KNOW#ITS YOU WHO DOESNT KNOW#Anyways yeah#this has been the fun fact corner ft. me ranting about tomatoes#ted spankoffski#tinky npmd#tinky#tnoy karaxis#theodore spankoffski#tgwdlm#hatchetfield#Starkid#Joey richter
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I am: Heartbroken…
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#bnha dabi#mha dabi#bnha season 7#mha season 7#i just… what the fuck??? i’m already crying now… imagine when the episode will drop…#can’t do this… horikoshi please give him a happy ending because this is so…#you already deprived us of shigaraki twice toga and magne don’t deprive us of him too…#why do manga authors always love to self-sabotage and sabotage the best characters??? what happened to being actually good writers???#like— YOU OKAY THERE???? HORI BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP AND FOR ME TO COME AND SAVE YOU FROM YOUR EDITORS 😭#because how do you make peoples who have already suffered enough… suffer even more??? that’s crazy… stop all this deadass???
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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention#‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short
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Gods spare my eyes from the sight of your tiny generic dog and generic cosy blankets and generic moomin aesthetic.
No gods can spare you from this generic dog laying by a generic moomin pillow.
Ur welcome 😏
#ask#generic#I love that it has its own tag now#like I’ve said before DAMN that anon got a lot of bang for their buck hahah#moffe#chihuahua#moomin#and for those who don’t yet know this is not meant to be mean to me or my dogs or moomin 😂😂#it’s an inside joke that apparently never stops haha#dogs
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