#don’t put him in a jar
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“You ever just wanna…” Part 2
Bonus:
He’s fine I promise
#lmk tang#self insert#lmk#lego monkie kid#my art#lmk fanart#silly#I just want to put him in a jar and shake him around is that such a crime#don’t worry I gave him some noodles after
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One thing I really love about Jim Kirk is that he ends up Starfleet’s youngest and most famous captain, then becomes an admiral, and hates it.
What do you do when you go back and it isn’t the same? You aren’t the same person, so you can’t really go back anyways, you got what you wanted but it turned out to not be what you needed. Where do you turn, what choices do you make, who are you if you don’t necessarily want to be Captain James T Kirk but Admiral James T Kirk isn’t any better?
Are you ever too old to change, to admit that you don’t know what to do, to start over again?
#I’m going to put him in a jar and shake it honestly like HOW FASCINATING#also that part of his whole deal with becoming an admiral in the first place is that he was depressed at the 5 year mission ending#AND THEN SPOCK LEFT HIM AND HE COULDNT COPE#who else is doing it like them??#even McCoy was like don’t do it but noooo what does he know he’s just a simple country doctor and your BEST FRIEND#star trek tos#jim kirk#spock#leonard mccoy
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pac has like fear yanked up to 100 with survival instincts cranked down to 0. he was afraid of bad coming up to him while building the track enough to talk to bagi, but then when bad came back and pressed him to eat a cake he made in a very suspicious fashion, he just swallowed it down without a second thought. had seconds, even. he was terrified enough to look super suspicious to bad surrounding the missing photo today, and then immediately downed himself right in front of him where he could have easily been killed - and he was. he’s terrified of cellbit but also considers him his close friend, trusts him more than anything. he’s like so nervous like a startled cat, extremely aware of danger, but also like. jumps right towards the danger. kicks his feet twirls his hair at the danger. I want to study him under a microscope
#he’s like oh my god bagi bad might kidnap me please help. and then bagi gets to watch as he falls for every suspicious thing bad does jgjfka#the cake was the funniest shit#there’s more examples out there I just can’t think of anything else rn#he’s got some wires crossed somewhere in that brain of his and I mean I don’t blame him. but I am intrigued#idk man I’m just putting pac into a jar and studying him like a bug. la creatura#mcyt#qsmp#q!pactw#pactw#z speaks
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Sketching avatar yet again. this time my modern/school/idk what au and here we have sokka again and again cuz this is what you should expect from me
Btw ur all more than welcome to ignore my notes on the background…. Tho I’ll gladly answer anything abt it if u send me any asks
#this entire au is just me putting them in cute outfits back n forth#don’t expect any serious lore either that’s like slice of life anime to me#tho I still have a lil#I’ll tell you what this might just have a part 2…#want to draw the lesbian trio n hue too#also can u tell I’m obsessed w sokka?#to a unhealthy degree#I’ll put him in a jar and shake it for cience reasons#he’d understand#avatar the last airbender#sokka#katara#zuko#toph beifong#suki#atla modern au#aang#avatar aang#atla high school au#atla toph#atla suki#atla katara#atla sokka#atla zuko#atla aang#atla fanart#fanart#sketches#doodle#crimsonconstlart
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Actually I’m not done talking about Vax because GOD the man he is
When the typical rogue is always seen as the first one to stab everyone in the back and who doesn’t let themself get close to anyone it’s awesome to see one who is so fucking attached to everyone around him.
He loves his sister, he loves his friends, he loves Trinket, he loves Gilmore, and above all else he loves hard. The only time you can see this man’s bleeding heart on his sleeve is when he’s in stealth. He is constantly reaching out, constantly trying to help (even if no one understands how he’s trying to help at the time), constantly trying to save and protect the few people he has in the world. Trying to save other people around them as well.
Truly the epitome of a chaotic good character
#the elf talks#critical role#I’m so fucking unwell about him he is just so#ajjdjdjsjdndnsjjsjskxndjehshdbdhdh#yes I’m putting off watching. him break Gilmore heart no I’m not ready to watch that#I don’t even want this man in a jar or a microwave I want him shrunken down and put in the most lavish dollhouse you have ever seen
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Oh i get it, the twitter dudebros are losing their shit about aew doing dangerous stunts bc they don’t believe that wrestlers could care about and trust each other enough to pull that kind of stuff off safely
They’re stuck in the mentality Fight Club is a commentary about: how men are socialized to not accept physical touch from another man unless it’s violent, and because of that, violence is the only way to express intimacy with other men. They watch Fight Club and miss the point completely and think “yes that is the way to be in real life, this is totally a thing to aspire to”
And I can see how at first glance wrestling seems that way. But (and keep this down, okay?) wrestling isn’t real. Male wrestlers are playing with this concept constantly, but in real life the best male wrestlers don’t have those issues. They’re well adjusted and know how to care for other men, and prioritize that care to keep each other safe, while also being secure in their gender. It’s possible to be huge and strong and also be capable of platonic intimacy
Thinking about this more, I haven’t seen anywhere near the criticism of the Stat/Willow street fight. Like obviously there were many ways Swerve and Hangman went crazier, but that light tube was no joke. They still bled, they kicked ass. STAT DROPPED HER COOCHIE ON TACS! Anyway something something the dudebros believe without a doubt that women wrestlers will take care of each other and so their alarm bells don’t go off
Anyway, hey twitter dudebros. Come play in the space where you understand that wrestling fucks around with gender. Men don’t have to be inherently violent in a way that puts their scene partner in danger, even when doing dangerous stunts. Wrestling is various kinds of hyperbolic gender performance. It’s drag. Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin etc
#aew#wrestling#i want to put all those fans in jars and study them#DON’T WORRY THE JARS WOULD HAVE HOLES#unlike the bag over bryan danielson’s head which was DEFINITELY suffocating him for real /s
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I Thank You: A Brief Account of Sonic’s No Good Terrible Very Bad Day (and Shadow’s even worse day)
@son1c’s sonic prime au has been jingling around my brain like a loose marble (especially the splinters of shadow), and this ask from @boom-fanfic-a-latta inspired me to actually sit down and write it :D
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The first thing Shadow noticed was the noise.
It was hard not to notice it, honestly. The eerie silence of the Void was disconcerting, but this was something Shadow had never encountered before. This was an oppressive wall of sheer sound that filled the air and slammed into his ears the minute he entered the Boscage.
It knocked the wind out of him, and he sunk to his knees as he tried to regain his composure.
Dimly, he heard Sonic buzzing around him, jabbering about something. Shadow could only grit his teeth in response.
It’s so loud….How does Sonic not hear this?
He clapped a hand over his mouth in a desperate attempt to ground himself, to experience anything other than the oppressive sound. It didn’t work.
“Shadow? You alright?”
Shadow let out a shaky breath, and it took great effort for him to stop his ears from twitching. The last thing he needed was Sonic worrying about him.
“I’m fine. It’s just adjusting to a new Shatterverse.” Shadow forced himself to his feet. “Tell me about this world?”
Sonic didn’t look convinced, but didn’t press the issue. “The Bocage is entirely take over by huge plants. The forest floor is entirely inhospitable to life, and that means that—“
Plants. It couldn’t be.
Could it?
He felt a tear escape and leak down the side of his face. He was vaguely aware that Sonic, who had been staring at him with concern, had tracked that tear’s path with his eyes. But Shadow had bigger things to worry about. He, and probably he alone, could hear the Boscage.
And it was screaming.
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It had been a few days. Some of the worst days of Shadow’s existence. Boscage Maze was a blur. The residents of the Boscage were a blur. The only thing that was clear was, paradoxically, the murmur of the forest. As it turns out, when billions of plants whisper in someone’s mind, it results in a cacophony, and the worst headache Shadow has ever had.
He was beginning to have trouble remembering why he was there, his goal in coming here, and even who he was. He just shuffled behind Sonic as they navigated the jungle.
Today, they were visiting….somewhere. Egg…something? Shadow couldn’t remember, but Tails was leading the way. Or, this Shatterverse’s Tails. His head hurt too much to care.
He was also didn’t care when he met Windthrow. A tiny voice at the back of his mind reminded him that, but for the Deafening Sounds, he would have been astounded.
A larger, stronger, and more feral Sonic. Would wonders ever cease.
Shadow was roused from his thoughts as they arrived at their destination. It was an unassuming structure, with vine tendrils snaking around, but generally well kept. As they walked through the entryway, he absently noted that the design reminded him of the Ark.
They stepped into the entryway, and the doors swung shut, leaving their little group in the quiet hallway.
And it was quiet. It was utterly silent.
He felt his shoulders sag in relief. He didn’t realize how awful the noise was. It didn’t even bother him that there was a slight buzzing from the overhead lights.
“Shadow, everything alright?” Sonic’s voice boomed in his ears. It hurt, and made his ears twitch, but he welcomed it.
Shadow nodded slowly. He still felt a little dazed, but it was a relief to be able to think clearly for the first time in what felt like forever.
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Sonic was worried.
Well, he was worried about a lot of things. This was an extremely bad situation, and he was well aware that that was an understatement. But in particular, Sonic was worried about Shadow. He was acting more reclusive and irritable than usual. Which was saying something.
Whenever they were at the Egg Base, Shadow disappeared, even though Sonic looked everywhere in the building. And when they were outside, he acted distracted and upset. Every time Sonic asked him what was wrong, he would respond (in true Shadow fashion) with a snappish “Nothing”. But his constant ear twitching and eyes darting back and forth belied his distress. So did his muttering under his breath.
Sonic had decided not to continue pestering him. He instead focused all his attention and worry on finding the Shard.
The sooner we find it, the sooner I get Shadow out of here. The sooner I fix my stupid mistake.
Currently, they were in the Egg Base, and surprisingly, Shadow was hanging out with the group. Sonic was grateful to see that he looked relaxed, even if it was only a little bit. The weird dude who looked kind of like Eggman was showing off his latest creation, which was a metal version of Windthrow.
But as Metal Windthrow was powered on, Sonic was distracted by a faint gasp behind him. He turned and saw Shadow standing there completely rigid, chest heaving and eyes darting wildly. His ears wouldn’t stop twitching. He locked eyes with Sonic, before he fled the room.
Sonic got up to follow up, but stopped when he felt a large paw on his shoulder. Windthrow excitedly pointed at his metal counterpart, and threw back his head and howled. Metal Windthrow followed suit, and his rusty howl joined Windthrow’s. Sonic couldn’t help but smile fondly at what was soon to be a fast friendship. His smile fell as he turned and strode out of the room, determined to find Shadow.
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He didn’t see Shadow for days after that, until one day Sonic entered the dining room. Shadow was standing at one of the tables, poring over the map that they had crudely drawn.
“Shadow! There you are! Are you alright? You disappeared! I’ve been looking everywhere for this Shard but haven’t found anything yet. Hey, what do you think—”Sonic’s nervous rambling was cut off by Shadow’s voice, which was uncharacteristically quiet.
“Sonic. Everything is okay. I just needed some to adjust to the Boscage Maze.” At this, Sonic frowned and opened his mouth, and closed it again. He sat down at the table, watching Shadow’s green eyes rake over the map. He looked—well, calm. But at the same time, he didn’t look well adjusted at all. He still had a dazed look, and there were heavy bags under his eyes.
“Are you sure? You can rest today, and we can go look tomorrow!” Shadow gave a small, fond smile, and Sonic felt his concern tie itself into knots in his stomach.
“We are fine, and in fact quite like being outside among the trees. It’s like coming home.” He turned and strode towards the door. “Let us go now and find Thorn Rose. Finding the Shard is our top priority.” Sonic pushed his worries aside. Shadow was right. The Shard was the most important thing.
Over the next couple of days, Shadow took charge of searching the Shard. He would stay out long after Sonic returned to the Egg Base for the night, and would even be gone before he woke up in the morning. He knew that Shadow was the Ultimate Loner, but he couldn’t shake the nagging feeling in the back of his mind. There was something that he couldn’t quite put his finger on, something he was missing. And it had everything to do with the strange way Shadow was acting.
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Sonic burst into the clearing, almost crashing into Shadow in his excitement.
“Shadow, there you are! I have a good lead on the Shard! We can grab it and fit the prism back together! We’re one step closer to going home!” Shadow looked up sharply with a glint in his eyes that made Sonic uneasy. As quick as it had appeared, Shadow’s face had smoothed back into that same calm expression he had had for the past couple of days.
“That’s good to hear, Sonic. But we don’t need to rush things. The Boscage is truly wonderful. I’m glad to have been able to experience it. In fact, we are sorry for our past anger. You see, it wouldn’t have existed if you hadn’t shattered the Paradox Prism. So, how could I be angry? I thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog.”
I thank you.
Sonic’s blood ran cold.
Shadow…
He took a step towards who��or whatever was controlling Shadow. “Who are you! What have you done with Shadow!”
‘Shadow’ just smiled. “We are Shadow. It would be rude to ignore this gift you have sent us. You have granted us a way to communicate with you, and a way to protect the Boscage.”
Sonic’s shoulders slumped, his chin hitting his chest.
Shadow…what have I done to you?
#unceremoniously knocks the rust of my creative writing skills#it’s been like the worst week of my life so i am coping by putting shadow in a jar and shaking him around#i didn’t know how to write either windthrow or metal windthrow so i just. didn’t lol sorry#might make a part 2 with the specific stuff the plants say to shadow after they like. fully possess him#so if you want a part 2 lmk :)#and thank you lovelyn! your au is awesome :D#also tagging boom fanfic a latta bc it was her ask that inspired me to write this so thank you :)#side note i don’t rly know how to format fanfic on tumblr lol :P#sonic the hedgehog#sonic prime#shadow the hedgehog#jackassery#son1c#tenya
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since people on my other account really liked him, i give to you… vigilante… but real!
he is made with air dry clay and acrylic paint… and he is very very small :) i’ve never painted anything with clay before so i think this was a good first attempt!!
also teaser for the next thing i’m gonna paint (which is a lot LOT bigger than him heheh)
say whaaaatt..
#i would put him in the jar but i don’t have one /hj#hehehhehe#pizza tower#my art#the vigilante#the vigilante pizza tower#he is so silly and small
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voting jake when he goes against julia not to help him win but to soften the killing blow when he gets annihilated
#gideon shut the hell up challenge#LIKE DON’T GET ME WRONG. he is my bf. I’m putting him in a jar and shaking it a bunch.#but like…… (affectionately) baby u do not have a chance in hell of winning ☺️#fhr sexyman tournament#<- for blacklisting if u want
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when izzy barges in with the unicorns legs while the crew is at each others throats he says something along the lines of “that’s what it gets for not doing it’s fucking job.” and then a few days later (probably??? who tf know how time works not me) he gives lucius the whole shark story and like. he’s so thoroughly convinced that he deserved to have his leg chopped off because he didn’t do his job properly that he comes up with a story to absolve ed of the blame. because he’s 100% convinced that he deserved to be punished.
#i’m going to put this guy in a jar with some dirt and bugs and water and study him for the rest of my fucking life#please don’t discourse on this post i’m just playing with these guys like dolls in my mind#chewing on them putting them in my pocket chucking them across the room tucking them in before bed#izzy hands#ofmd#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers
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Chasm: Curse of Kaine (Vol. 1/2024), #3.
Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Andrea Broccardo; Colorist: Brian Reber; Letterer: Joe Caramagna
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Chasm: Curse of Kaine#latest release#Scarlet Spider#Kaine#Kaine Parker#Chasm#Ben Reilly#Hallows’ Eve#Janine Godbe#wow…I think this just about perfectly encapsulates why I’ve felt like this miniseries has been ever so slightly off#I mean beggars can’t be too choosey and don’t get me wrong I’m primarily glad somebody remembered Kaine even existed#it also warms my heart to see Kaine growing into a heroic role#(and maybe I’m just being nit-picky over dialogue but hey this is a medium with limited dialogue space so writers have to be specific#in how they want to convey things)#but this contrast is just so wild#at a stretch I can see Kaine stopping to help civilians#he’s grown quite a bit since he started out in Houston…but seeing him so blatantly gung ho about it is a little jarring hahaha#as for Ben…oh Ben…I know they’ve been trying to establish Ben as vaguely despicable ever since this series opened#with him shaking tourists down for loose change but they can never make me believe that’s the real Ben !!!!#so Ben’s decision here is even more jarring hahaha#remember how Ben Reilly: Scarlet Spider ended with Ben despondent and essentially soulless#only for him to be promptly put «back to factory settings» very soon after in a Spider-verse event? I don’t care if it’s lazy#I hope they do something like that again and we have a heroic Ben back hahaha
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I don’t think I could fix Mr. House and I also don’t think I could make him worse but I do think I could chase him down through the woods in the middle of the night during a new moon
#he fascinates me#I don’t like him but I also don’t not like him#I wanna put him in a jar and shake him really hard#fallout new vegas#mr house
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I finally finished a doodle dump I made like… two? Three? Months ago? Anyways I totally forgor about my Narinder design and I am ashamed I love it smm…
Please click if you want better quality tumblr has it out for me I think
#my art style is sooo inconsistent don’t mind me#Narinder#the one who waits#cult of the lamb#my art#cotl#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl Narinder#he’s so skrunkly I want to put him in a jar and shake him around ♥️ ♥️
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the master does have a tangible amount of affection for even. it’s just tempered by the fact that she also. does not really view even as a whole independent person.
#there’s a level of ownership. entitlement. that follows it.#both on a mental level but physically there are parts of even that are hers. that she put there.#but that doesn’t make the attachment any less real.#or any less upsetting to even to realize that it’s developed in that way.#there’s a similar weird thing going on on even’s side. that they never like the master. but their life is so tied up with him. for so long#their survival dependent on him and his. on some level. on them. that not being around him is like. being surgically removed.#they don’t have to like him to know that they can’t. couldn’t. kill him. even if that’s only because having the master alive is almost like#self-preservation for them. a way of keeping their universe stable.#shakes them in a jar together. codependent idiots.#dw oc#what i think im saying. is that for the master. the love isn’t real. but it is there.#and for even. the loyalty isn’t real. but it won’t let them leave.#does that make sense?
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after ptn ch.10 i had the biggest fixation on julien but now its just left a bad taste in my mouth 🥲
#ptn#i still adore him as a character but i was as delusional as him back then#🥲🥲#rustfire’s entire arc put my heart in a jar and shook it around#his whole life was soaked in survivors guilt and grief and#when you’ve wallowed in the dark for that long obv you’d latch onto any shred of light#he and raven both were blinded by it#he was impulsive and i don’t even know what he’s trying to do anymore 😭😭#oak casket over here thriving off the dead while julien and co are desperate to avoid a repeat of history#its too heavy for my heart#😵💫😵💫#flora.txt
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