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gorgon-heap · 7 hours ago
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gorgon-heap · 11 hours ago
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Tf2 Family Guy Death Pose for your everyday needs
BLU version here
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gorgon-heap · 14 hours ago
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First kiss,
Last love;
Darling we were made to destroy the other.
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Because dirk and jake never talk on screen to each other, a lot of the background elements used to portray their relationship i feel are overlooked for the maganimity they play in the atmosphere and feel of the relationship. How much it meaans. I tried to capture it with passion.
The “kiss” quite literally the most cinematic kiss in all of homestuck with a dragon plus beheaded babe plus exploding volcano. Literally starting a relationship with a bang.
the fact that Dirk knew to catch his attention truly he wanted to give him a picture perfect scene to reminisce them (and inexplicably end up tying those two togethee for LIFE) but not being so sure about it until it happened. Did dirk or jake know it was going to turn out this way? No. Absolutely not. But it certainly happened.
Also the breakdown of while it is dirks first kiss it is essentially hals while dirk watches. Really funny to think about John watching it too. And the fact that jake was shaking dirks head after the whole ordeal like man.. what is this freaks problem.
Then theres the ending. Quite literally “the end.” Planets colliding is used as a romantic metaphor but in this one its dark. Its mutual assured destruction. In the doomed timeline dirk only had to see that and the destruction of the brother he never mets planet and he chose to focus om those two specifically to make the decision he was not interested in any future progress whatsoever. Its so poignant. Its so jarringly sad. He was 16.
Theres so much tragedy in dirkjake its a hug with a knife in your back and a tight grip. Idk. I havent been drawing at all so here. Take this.
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gorgon-heap · 23 hours ago
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Me: *Currently talking to one of my severely ill Palestinian friends stuck in Gaza trying very hard to walk a fine line between talking him out of his intense suicidality vs not invalidating his very justifiable feelings of hopelessness and dread.*
Some random fuck who tooOooOootally cares about Palestinians: We can't be exposed to the suffering of your """""friend""""" (if he's even real!) 24/7, or else WE will be the ones running on fumes!!!! No, I won't donate to him btw. I'm a good person and the real victim in all of this, just so you know.
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gorgon-heap · 23 hours ago
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gorgon-heap · 23 hours ago
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gaslighting germans it’s always morally correct
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gorgon-heap · 1 day ago
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Metal Wizard and Detective Wizard
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gorgon-heap · 1 day ago
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Obligatory highland~
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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Have you seen this post?
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You probably have. It currently has over 120,000 notes, largely because of this addition.
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Of course it's going to get reblogged, this kind of unsourced factoid does numbers on here. But something about it wasn't quite right.
A bit of searching turned up the origin of the "fact".
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Alright, so it's someone who posted this on reddit 4 years ago and somehow ended up in the search hits. And the post confuses the electric eel (from South America) with the electric catfish (from the Nile, which the Egyptians would have known about).
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Reminder: this is an electric eel (Electrophorus electricus). It is from South America. (image from Wikipedia)
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And this is an electric catfish (Malapterurus electricus). It is from the Nile and would have been familiar to the ancient Egyptians. (image from Wikipedia)
And then of course people were speculating in the notes to that post about trade routes between South America and Egypt. Excellent scholarship everyone.
At this point I was ready to call it another made-up internet fact that gets reified by people repeating it. But something was still bothering me.
An ancient Egyptian slab from 3100 BC. What could that be...
Oh.
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The Narmer palette. It's the goddamn Narmer palette. (image, once again, from Wikipedia)
So where is this "angry catfish"?
It's not the Egyptian name for the electric catfish.
It's... Narmer. It's Narmer himself.
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Narmer's name is written as above (detail of top middle of the palette), using the catfish (n`r) and the chisel (mr), giving N'r-mr. The chisel is associated with pain, so this reads as "painful catfish", "striking catfish", or, yes, "angry catfish" or other similar variants, although some authors have suggested that it means "Beloved of [the catfish god] Nar".
So.
Where does this leave us?
It would appear that this redditor not only confused electric eels with electric catfish, but also confused a Pharaoh's name with the name of a fish. And then it got pushed to the top search hits by a crappy search engine and shared uncritically on tumblr.
In short, "the electric eel is called angry catfish" factoid actually literacy error. Angry Catfish, who ruled upper Egypt and smote his enemies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Also the Arabic name for the electric catfish is raad (thunder) or raada (thunderer).
References
Afsaruddin, A., & Zahniser, A. H. M. (1997). Humanism, culture, and language in the Near East: studies in honor of Georg Krotkoff. Eisenbrauns.
Clayton, P. A. (2001). Chronicle of the Pharaohs. Thames & Hudson.
Godron, G. (1949). A propos du nom royal. Annales du Service des antiquités de l'Egypte, 49, 217-221.
Sperveslage, G., & Heagy, T. C. (2023). A tail's tale: Narmer, the catfish, and bovine symbolism. The Journal of Egyptian Archaeology, 109(1), 3-319.
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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I’ve been forgetting to post in here again, I’m sorry! Have some Spinda cuties!
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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the war is over, sega is no longer making consoles. nintendo hears a knock on their door one rainy day. they open the door to see sonic the hedge hog soaked and shivering. "I didn't know where else to go" he says helplessly, shame in his eyes
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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Deserted In Urban (@desertedinurban)-We gonna have up to sonic movie 7 🥷🏽💨
Credit: Deserted In Urban (@desertedinurban)
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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My campaign is vetted by @el-shab hussein and @gaza-evacuation-funds
This is Eman from Gaza, I used to live a stable life with my family till 7th Oct, after the war we lost our business, house, and safety.
We used to provide our children with a comfortable life, now we cant provide them with food or clean drinking water.
My campaign aimed at evacuating us from Gaza, unfortunately, it did not succeed and I used the fund money to be displaced from one area to another inside Gaza.
I'm calling your humanity to kindly support me and my family survive the genocide in Gaza. I implore you to help rescue me and my family from this catastrophic existence in Gaza. Your donation could provide us the means to provide our basic daily needs.
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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Hello, my friends
I want to tell you that my campaign is approximately 41,778. Can you support me and pay attention to me until we reach only 45k?
But unfortunately, I did this by Saturday so that I could go to my house in northern Gaza.
£41،778 \ 45k 🫂💔😮‍💨
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gorgon-heap · 2 days ago
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A lot of people requested that I tackle more Hades fanart designs for the remaining Olympians, which is a really fun challenge to undertake! Thank you all for your positive response to my Apollo and Hector designs. <3 This time around, I wanted to take on designing Hestia.  The challenge this time around was trying to give her very much her own distinct design feel that suited her as a goddess, but also had some design elements that would key in that she’s related to Demeter, so that was the approach I took. :D
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