#jackassery

[gorgon-heap]

i’m cat sitting a cat named walt after walter white and he has a habit of climbing on the tables

[jackass-noir]

team dark really doesn’t like the look of @johnnystringbean

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

OMG!!! Hwy 18 was a NIGHTMARE!!!

It didn't need paving but somebody decided to repave it ANYWAY ---only it wasn't completely paved.

It was only half paved.

I thought we were stopped here in traffic because of a wreck or something. It turned out after this point the highway was torn up

There were no lines painted for the lanes. There wasn't even any kind of marker to tell you where the center of the lane was. There were no shoulders to pull over on. All the speed limit signs were covered up so people were just driving whatever they felt like. A lot of the stretches was nothing but black gravel. There weren't even reflectors on the guardrails so if you got too far over to the side you risk smashing into one!!

I absolutely can drive without painted lines on the highway to tell me if I am in the right spot or not. Not only that the lines give me something to focus on in areas where there is nothing to look at whatsoever.

AND I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS AFTER HAVING MY EYES DIALATED!!!

It was like 50 miles of Terror!!!!

At least I had a good check up with the eye doctor again and finally got my glaucoma meds filled.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

idc who you are, if your pet [of more than a year] is unmanageable, I have SO MUCH LESS respect for you. if you can't take care of this creature that wholly depends on you, you're the asshole. end. of. story.

[koalastick]

some people play dnd because they enjoy playing dnd.

some people play dnd because they like sitting around a table and jackassing around for four hours.

[thethousandfacesoofthought]

[gorgon-heap]

rip maria robotnik you would have loved jade harley

[jackass-noir]

some doodles on my latin text regarding my time playing shth

pov you’re so glad your sister called so you don’t have to watch your friend die in the same place for a 4th time

press a to speed up. hold x to target enemies. please.

pov you watched your friend play a level for 25 minutes and blacked out and had to start over entirely

[drownedmob]

send me asks of your controversial/unpopular mcyt opinions Please im curious and love controversy feel free to use anon lol

[bkshowofficial]

That’s right! This week we are about #jackassery #laughs & #fun!!! Tune in this Saturday night at 6PM Pacific on @radiovegasrocks and also coming to @alloyradionow!!! . . . . . #radiointerview #internetradioshow #grunge #talkradio #metal #radioshow #radiohost #independentradio #itsallabouttheconversation #thisishardrock #laughing #laughter #lmfao #alternativerock #life #comedy #laughtertherapy #laughoutloud #quotes #conversation #radio #lol #laughterismedicine #offensive #hardrock (at Ely, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA35merFqgR/?igshid=1ln8qtu99y5fj

[twisted-suburban-paradise]

Everybody be scrolling past my posts like

Who is this fucker? Trying to get us to listen to punk bands from the 90s that only he cares about

[livethefuel]

Part of my brands FUEL theme is embracing transparency with humility for maximum growth. So here is some FUEL for my own humility and a dose of #jackassery ha! Repost . . . @scottwmulvaney My wife @kristenf25 having fun with my manly gift from some of my oldest friends. We had a blast at our belated Pennsylvania wedding reception event with @bellgatefarm Everybody apparently IS a comedian! Ha! 😳🤪😂 . . . #humility #weddingfun #funwithfriends #weddingreception #shenanigans #heliyes (at Bell Gate Farm) https://www.instagram.com/p/Byk6MYOle3H/?igshid=1kmyq5o8hg9nv

[poshhyena]

The only fashion rival I have at my college is me, last quarter.

[tothennthpower]

TONIGHT I need to get some s%*t off my chest! Come watch my #jackassery & #smartass #antics at @ralloboykins' #MoFunnyMoProblems at @thelanternnyc w ME, @aprilbody, @ariel_comedy, @sirchrisdaniels, & @theeclarkjones. And guess what, it's #FREE! #rsvp at https://bit.ly/2BZJLhc #comedy #standupcomedy #comedyclub #comedyshow #womenincomedy #comedians #blackcomedians #giglife #blerdcomedian #fun #sundayfunday #adventure #ilovemylife #newyork (at The Lantern Comedy Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/BopRyrPhWQe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=usoobkw40e82

[namesisfortombstones]

The only way this headline could be better is if it were lacking the word “restaurant.”

[5thinvictus]

Stan Lee’s Lucky Man