#don’t judge me I’m not that old

[bringthekaos]

> be me, 24 straight male, total nerd

>My whole life I've been studying the arcane, trying to find a way for normal humans to use it

>Yes I truly believe it's possible shut up

>I've been been stuck for months

>Some random burglars wreck in my apartment and blow it up

>Police arrives, discovers illegal research

>Ohfuckiminjailnow

>The council gets involved

>Trial goes to shit, I get expelled from the Academy (yes, that Piltover Academy), called Insane by MY OWN MOM, and publicly humiliated, my patreons drop me off

> itsover.jpg

>I tried to end it all but at the last second the most gorgeous man I've ever seen interrupts me

>Theory works on paper

>"Anon I'm gonna help you, have you tried a higher frequency to stabilize the crystals?"

> surprisedpikachuface.jpg

>Gorgeous man helps me break in the Academy and risks it all to prove it

>It actually works. We are getting like 3 millions in founding and our own lab by the next month

I think I'm in love but it could be because he saved my life and help me finish the research, any advice? I'm not gay btw

My professional advice? What’s a little prostate massage between friends? A couple of erotic kisses? Casual (totally hetero) groping? Spending every waking moment together, talking and learning and growing alongside one another? Constantly reaching for him? Being willing to throw away your legacy and betray your mentor to save him?

Yeah that sounds pretty straight, I don’t know what to tell you. Have you tried the aforementioned prostate massage?

[raplinenthusiasts]

in bloom 🌸 {old version}

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Male patients who will literally call their wives to verify things like their med list grate on my nerves SO much……. Are we 12

[theghoulboysblog]

the silliest guys talking about their book that they wrote and narrated together <3 cuties!

[naneki-maid]

so I get what Bree is saying in feeling betrayed—having been lied to, but it is just so funny and twisted hearing her say “I thought this was something special…there wasn’t any part of this that was mine!” like?? oh to be the mysterious mistress that she thought she was? what a sick and bizarre position to covet. and idk maybe the foundation of something special doesn’t begin with having an affair with a 45 year old man.

[herebecritters]

Please understand that, more often than not, works of fiction are a fictional exploration of concepts and ideas rather than a declaration of morality

[anthropomorphicspider]

Watching Glee and omg it has the best pilot ever??? Like how could anybody watch that and not need to invest a gajillion dollars??? So much happens in so little time and you need to know what happens next and it’s so hopeful! Call me a geek but honestly could not believe that was all one episode and I love all of it.

[greeneyezblackheart]

Shells rambles 💬…

So one of the things I like to collect are expensive perfumes. One of my absolute favorites is Someday by Justin Bieber 🫣🤫 which is so fucking embarrassing, but I swear to all that is holy that it smells soooo good, y’all.

Anyway. It’s discontinued but I found a full size bottle and a purse spray on eBay and I’m SO FUCKING TICKLED and I wanted to share it with my tumblr fam. 🖤🥰

[ichirothehallow]

What If Lucifer Was The One To Give Birth To Charlie, And It Was Revealed At The Finale Battle?

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

I want you to imagine a scenario with me. You are a judge at a midwestern county fair. You see many different unique projects that children enter into the 4H program. One day of judging you turn the corner and you encounter….a wearable cartoon animal costume. A homemade partial fursuit. A child has sought to enter this for judging in the fair. They have provided a booklet of photos of them wearing the suit in a photo shoot. You give them a red ribbon. Second place. This child was me. I did this. Why did I do this. I lie awake at night and wonder.

[gulagorkestar]

thin girl at the gym keeps passing by me and giving me the side eye. idk why thin people have this paradoxical attitude that overweight people are overweight because they’re lazy pigs stuffing themselves etc etc but then when they see someone overweight at the gym or eating healthier foods they judge them or shame them for only doing this type of exercise or an exercise at this intensity and not eating a single piece of lettuce for breakfast lunch and dinner. like hmmm why yes preferably fat people should just not exist in the public sphere thank you. Huh?

[coffinkissez]

oh my god shut the fuck up

[resetmypatientviolence]

Okay I need to for real get back on here mindlessly minding my time & get to posting fanfic on Ao3. But until then… idk how life is chill yet busy as hell all at once. Here’s a glimpse at life lately in too warm Minnesota.

Looked hella cute while we had a Sunday morning zoo date and battled the wind. Props for my partners beard going wild.

Best damn animal pic I’ve ever taken.

Survived 24.1 but as I expected— it was a 15 min long workout as I did not finish that fucking torture.

A cooking causality on Sunday— any bets on how long this burn will last?

America’s fucked and I’m pissed old ass people are the too candidates but still, I’m going to exercise my right to freely vote, even if I’m rolling my eyes. Your vote matters.

[waugh-bao]

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[four-walls-are-not-enough]

I’ve got to admit it’s pretty cool signing in for the first time in years and seeing all the aesthetics and stuff I forgot I loved when I was 16

[milo-is-rambling]

My mother really out here telling me “you just make all the plans for driving and I’ll work around that” and then a couple days later once I’ve made plans and talked to people about shit she’s like hey actually you should come up a day earlier so you can get your grandparents (who are practically falling apart mentally and physically and my grandfather pisses himself and if he pees in the car that I am both sleeping and driving in I will be upset!!!) in the middle of Maine and drive them to New Hampshire for me bc I will be too tired from getting a three hour flight to go drive them :’( AS IF IM NOT DRIVING SIX HOURS OR MORE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK HELLO??? YOU CANT DRIVE FIVE HOURS AFTER SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME ON A THREE HOUR FLIGHT LIKE I KNOW ITS CRAMPED AND MISERABLE BUT YOU’RE GOING TO GO FROM A PLANE TO A NICE RENTAL CAR VS ME SLEEPING IN THE FUCKING TRUNK FOR A WEEK LIKE GIRL WHAT YOU ALREADY TOLD ME TO PLAN EVERYTHING AND NOW YOU’RE MOVING SHIT AROUND AND SHES ALL LIKE “well your aunt is gonna be visiting on the 11th so I have to get a flight on the 12th and then graduation is on the 13th early in the morning so I just won’t have time to go get them” LIKE GIRL THIS IS THE SAME AUNT THAT IS COMING TO OUR HOUSE FOR ONE SINGULAR DAY AND THEN WE WILL SEE HER AGAIN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE WHILE WE ARE ON OUR TRIP LIKE YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME “oh don’t worry about missing her we’re gonna do the graduation party at her house when we’re up north” AND THEN YOU WONT SHIFT YOUR PLANS ONE DAY TO FIX ALL OF THE SCHEDULING CONFLICTS BUT YOU WANT ME TO TWEAK A WHOLE WEEK OF DRIVING PLANS BACK A DAY TO MAKE IT MORE CONVENIENT FOR YOU and also I simply don’t want to. Also the garbage truck just passed bc I slept in and I don’t think we got the garbage out and I know we definitely didn’t get the trash from my room or bathroom out of the house and so now moms gonna be pissed at me for that god fuck this is so infuriating I am not planning a trip while on my period ever again I want to bite my mothers head off for even suggesting an alternate plan what is wrong with me I am such a bitch what the fuck no wonder she fucking hates me okay I am going back to bed she can figure this shit out later when she’s not slamming doors and yelling about work